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00:01We've recruited an interstate detective to lead the case.
00:04Detective Eddie Redcliffe is my name.
00:06I'm from Darwin, I'm running the show,
00:08and I want to get this thing wrapped up in record-o-time-o.
00:13Deadlock has a serial killer.
00:14He has been living under my nose for five years.
00:16I probably know him.
00:17You are not my partner.
00:18I am. It is deeply unfortunate.
00:21I don't have a best friend because my best friend died.
00:25I'm king effing shit up in Darwin.
00:28They don't want me either!
00:28Why not?
00:29I fucking killed my partner!
00:32Bushy.
00:32He got eaten by a croc.
00:34I was supposed to be with him when it happened,
00:35but I was pissing on.
00:36Just a job.
00:37I'll see.
00:38Right now my job's more important than us, Kath.
00:40I started calling you Collins, by the way.
00:42It's just a little nickname.
00:43Okay.
00:44Alright.
00:44Fucking hell, Collins.
00:45You fucking cracked it!
00:47Oh.
00:48You hate it, he's sexy.
00:49Let's leave Deadlock.
00:51Okay.
00:52Okay.
00:53Bushy wasn't chum.
00:55He wasn't eaten by a croc.
00:56He was shot in the head.
00:59I knew when he went missing there was something sus about him.
01:01That's why they sent me down here.
01:03They just didn't want me stepping around because I was right.
01:05G'day, Holly.
01:07Um, we're here to help solve Bushy's murder.
01:11Yeah.
01:17Yeah.
01:21Yeah.
01:36That's why we went there.
01:37I remember when Rock was young.
01:43Sorry, we went to the wrong croc tour.
01:45Yep, so those Missing Swedish Backpackers did our boat tour,
01:48then they left and they got Wolf's boat, probably.
01:50Yeah, we'll just wait for these boat comers.
01:52Yeah.
01:53Okay.
01:54Right, Leon, do I have a seat?
01:56It's Leon, not me.
01:58Yeah, song babe.
01:59Welcome to Don Darrell's Best Best Jumpin' Croc Tours.
02:03I'm Amber, Don's daughter.
02:05My husband, Grent, is a skipper.
02:07And my little brother with the pole is called Troy.
02:08Isn't that right, Troy?
02:09Yeah.
02:10Yeah, all right, so safety stuff.
02:12Hands and feet inside the boat at all times.
02:15Any questions?
02:16Yeah, who are the traditional owners here?
02:18Yeah, so my dad started Best Best back in the late 70s,
02:21which is way before fucking Jason Wade's fucking land of Crocs.
02:25Way before, right?
02:27Okay, all right, bud, let's go!
02:33Now, a lot of people say if you get an attack by a croc,
02:37you want to gouge out its eyes,
02:39but what are they being, Troy?
02:40Naive.
02:41That's right, they're being naive.
02:43As my dad Don always says,
02:45if you're getting attacked by a croc,
02:47you're not surviving, you're dying.
02:50Okay, look over here, you'll see your first croc.
02:55Old scrubber.
02:56Can you all see that?
02:57Can you see that?
02:58There it is!
02:59There it is!
02:59Good, no refunds.
03:01Troy, pole.
03:09Let's see if she's going to give us a show here today.
03:12Hey!
03:13Oh, my goodness.
03:17That's it, cheers, honey.
03:19Right.
03:21Now, you might be thinking,
03:23fuck me, that's a big croc.
03:25But it's not.
03:26No, it's not.
03:27Old scrubber here's only three metres,
03:30because she's just a girl.
03:32Our bullcrock along here is Goliath.
03:355.3 metres, teeth to tail.
03:37He's a boss,
03:38and he'll take down any male
03:40who tries to take over his territory.
03:42Now, the sub-white crocodile has the strongest bite force
03:43of any living animal, equivalent...
03:45Fuck what are those land of croc cubs doing now?
03:47Hey, you what?
03:48You ruck up!
03:49The border is the big white croc!
03:53Bullshit in this, bud!
03:54Grab them, boys.
03:55Grab them!
03:56Oh!
04:00You look like a shaved dick!
04:03No, never!
04:05What?
04:07Holy shit!
04:09Which bull is it?
04:10Is it Goliath?
04:11Use a pole!
04:11Troy, slap him!
04:12Fuck him, slap him!
04:14Come on, give a big one!
04:15It's not Goliath.
04:17Fuck.
04:18Wait, Troy.
04:20What the fuck's that in its head?
04:22It's not Goliath...
04:35I...
04:41Ooh...
04:42Ooh...
04:43Ooh...
04:44Ooh...
04:46Ooh...
04:46Uh...
04:47Two...
04:50I got a doo-doo-doo, push my apple, shake the tree.
04:55I got a doo-doo-doo, push my apple, shake the tree.
04:59Oh, yeah!
05:01That's my big one!
05:03I think I'm home.
05:05Colin!
05:07Colin!
05:08No, Eddie, don't get in the...
05:10Colin!
05:11I was getting out, Eddie!
05:12Hey, that new, uh, new superintendent of our police HQ, what's his name?
05:17Colin Tulkin.
05:18Macaulay Captain, yeah, yeah.
05:19He just called.
05:20He said we could talk about Bushy today.
05:22Come on!
05:22Break the surface tension.
05:23Oh, I'm a slipstream.
05:27All right, here's the plan, okay?
05:29We go into HQ, and we go,
05:30Oi!
05:31Listen up, cunts.
05:32Bushy's death was sus as fuck, okay?
05:34We reckon he was definitely investigating something, and that's what got him killed.
05:38And then we go,
05:38You lot have obviously been too busy sitting around licking your own fucking dick holes
05:43to see what's been happening here, so you need a toodle fuck and let us run the case.
05:47Capish?
05:48Or comprende?
05:49Uh-huh.
05:50Let's give those lazy cats a rass.
05:52For fuck's sake, Colin.
05:54That's liquid gold.
05:56I didn't think that you were doing what you ended up doing.
05:58I didn't know you were gonna dance.
06:00Yes?
06:00Can you tell me if my ponytail is strained?
06:02Strained as it can get for a less bit of two dads.
06:05Look, there's no easy way to say this, but Detective Bushman committed suicide.
06:10The bullet they found in his skull matched ballistics,
06:12which confirmed that it was discharged from his own service weapon.
06:15I am, I'm terribly sorry.
06:18No.
06:20No.
06:21No.
06:21It wasn't getting the wrong end of the deep with that one.
06:24Uh, well, the brief from Bush's psychologist also said that he was struggling with depression.
06:31Uh, hypertension, complex PTSD, suicidal ideation.
06:36Yeah, but that's just cop stuff.
06:38That...
06:38Everyone talks about blowing their brains out after a few beers.
06:42That's just a regular Friday night, isn't it?
06:45Uh, there was also a note.
06:48Yeah, his wife Holly found it when she was packing up the home.
06:52Um, you'll mention, Detective Redford.
06:56Uh...
06:56Look, uh, I know how rough this is.
06:59I went through the same thing with my police partner ten years ago,
07:02and I did not cope, and I started drinking.
07:05I got heavily into capoeira.
07:08You know what?
07:08That's probably, um, that's probably just a note from some other time, I think.
07:11There was another time?
07:12Well, no, he's, uh, he's dated it and initialed it,
07:15so it's quite thorough, really.
07:16You know what?
07:17I'm just gonna take this and, um, and give it a read to Colby.
07:21Alright, would you like some comfort?
07:22No, no, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
07:23I can read now, sir.
07:25Oh, look, we can offer the detective counselling or leave,
07:29uh, a support dog, a therapy puppet.
07:32Well, HR's really pushing the puppets at the moment.
07:34You know, it's just probably less training, that's all.
07:37Well, folks, the dry season's over and the rains are coming,
07:40so that means it's time for our build-up sales.
07:43We've got tankinis, monokinis, cutouts, bochinis,
08:08so, um, so you and your husband...
08:11Uh, my wife.
08:12Oh, right, yeah, no, that's good, too.
08:15Better, actually.
08:16You know, I voted yes.
08:18So, now the Bushman case has been, uh, resolved,
08:21will you be heading back to Tassie?
08:23Uh, no plans to go back, no.
08:27No, I was considering a lateral transfer.
08:29Uh, I could pivot to the missing Swedish backpacker's case.
08:35Oh.
08:36Um, yeah, well, Detective Blunt's leading task force, Hamar.
08:40Okay, all right.
08:41Well, I've tried suggesting people through his team before,
08:44and I think Blunt's commitment to diversity
08:46only stretches as far as a bloke who wears contact lenses.
08:49Right, right.
08:50Yeah, so, uh, backpacker team's a such shop, unfortunately.
08:54Uh-huh.
08:55Still, Darwin's worth the trip, isn't it?
08:57You know, incredible beaches.
09:00Well, not for the swimming, obviously,
09:01with the crocs and the jellyfish
09:02and the undettonated World War II bombs.
09:05Yeah, but there's waterfalls.
09:07They're spectacular.
09:26Well, she took his own life.
09:28Yes, he did.
09:29Oh, that's awful.
09:29How's Eddie?
09:31Got any King Pythons?
09:33Only in jumbo packets.
09:34Fuck!
09:35Does she have any family here?
09:37Like a support network?
09:39No.
09:39Uh, we saw Holly and she handed Eddie that box of bushy stuff
09:44and said she never wanted to hear from anyone
09:45in Territory Police ever again.
09:47Well, I'm glad Eddie's been off for counselling.
09:49She needs a therapist.
09:49Maybe someone who specialises in ADHD and young boys.
09:52Did you want to enter the competition
09:53for Jason Way's Big Barra Bashnanza?
09:55The Golden Barra's 200k this year.
09:57No.
10:00Or you can sign up for the Bashnanza raffle
10:02and win a jet ski.
10:03It's got a swim platform and a cover and stuff and whatever.
10:06All right, hand it over.
10:09Okay, so what's the plan now?
10:11We have noodles and...
10:12No, no, the plan plan, besides going to a waterfall.
10:15Oh, um, I hear ASIO's hiring...
10:17No, not work, sexy.
10:18Life.
10:20Let's drive around Australia.
10:22Fern is with her grandmas in Sydney
10:23and I've left all my book clubs.
10:25Come on, we're rich, unemployed lesbians.
10:26It's either a road trip or we run for parliament
10:28and I could get into surfing
10:29and you could get into something weather-y.
10:33Or you could be like a storm chaser like Helen Hunt.
10:36You love the weather and I could get some of those rubber boots
10:39so you don't get electrocuted.
10:40Kath, I'm feeling with my feelings that...
10:44Yeah, okay.
10:45Yeah, I need to...
10:46The rubber boots can wait.
10:47Yes.
10:47Can't they?
10:48Because we need to focus on what's important right now
10:50and that is Eddie, isn't it?
10:52Yes.
10:53She needs our love and our support
10:55and a float and a waterfall.
10:56It's only a little bit crocky.
10:59What's a little bit crocky?
11:01Yeah, sign us up to win a jet ski.
11:03Okay.
11:04Yeah.
11:04We've just got to beat a bloke called Lloyd Reynolds
11:06who entered 48 times in a row.
11:10Uh, Eddie...
11:10Yeah, look, I owe you too so sorry.
11:13You know, for making me put your life on hold
11:16and for dragging you all the way up here.
11:18It's fine.
11:18Collins, I'm sorry the Bushy's investigation was a bust
11:21and now you're up here in Darwin for no good reason
11:23and, you know, you look like shit all the time
11:25because of the humidity.
11:27Oh, her hair curl routine just needs tweaking.
11:31Anyway, I'm gonna piss off.
11:33I'll let you go back to your gay marriage.
11:35What? You're going?
11:36Yeah, yeah.
11:37Got plenty of stuff to get onto.
11:38Got this bag of snakes.
11:39About to win a jet ski, so that'll keep me busy.
11:41Anyway, point is, this is the end.
11:43The end of the friendship.
11:45Oi, Alira.
11:46Which way's the desert?
11:47Oh.
11:50Righto.
11:51Cheerrah.
11:53Eddie, wait!
11:54Nah, you alright?
11:55Dulcie, do something.
11:56I'll get my sports bars from the sleepy nook in the camper.
11:58Uh, Detective Dulcie Collins.
12:00Kat, you got the keys?
12:01No, Dulcie's got them.
12:03Oh, Superintendent Culkin.
12:04Eddie, just wait.
12:04We can talk about this.
12:06We're at a petrol station in...
12:08Dick's River.
12:09Dick's River.
12:10Oh, no, no.
12:10Dierks River.
12:11Uh, Dierks...
12:12No, Dierks River.
12:12There's no Dicks.
12:13It's not...
12:16How can I help you?
12:17How can we help?
12:40Alright.
12:42Does Barrow Creek get many body parts lodged inside dead reptiles?
12:46Who am I supposed to fucking know?
12:47You think it's male or female?
12:49I don't know how this croc identified.
12:51Oh, don't be smart.
12:52I meant the arm.
12:53I know what you meant.
12:55Someone to get dragged into your fucking who, what, when, where, who bullshit.
12:58I put the police tape up and stopped a grey nomad from taking a picture of the arm on the
13:02rampad.
13:02I've done plenty.
13:03Okay?
13:04Come on, let's go.
13:05Look, if we run fast enough, we can catch up with Kath of the waterfall.
13:08No, Superintendent Culkin asked us to assist the local senior sergeant until homicide.
13:11Yeah, don't make that face.
13:12Well, he is not my boss.
13:14And neither are you.
13:15So, stiff clitties.
13:16Stiff clitties?
13:16Oh, lovely.
13:17Pussies crack with this.
13:18I want a word with you lot.
13:20Oh, hey.
13:20Uh, I've got to go piss.
13:22Uh, no.
13:23You just went.
13:23I've got a UTI, okay?
13:25It's like fire ants in my aretha.
13:26Oi!
13:27Listen.
13:28You coxies, fuck off.
13:30We've got a tour coming through here in 45 and I'm not cancelling.
13:32I've already had to refund that mouth from Melbourne because Leon vommed on her shoes.
13:36Fifty-five dollars.
13:37Well, no, no.
13:37We will not leave, ma'am, because this is a crime scene.
13:40This is not a crime scene.
13:42This is my private property.
13:43How dare you?
13:46The fuck are you doing here?
13:48I'm not here.
13:49I'm not me, so...
13:50You think I wouldn't recognise you coming in here behind those blood shit polarized lenses?
13:54Hey, Andre!
13:55Sorry, what is happening?
13:55You need to fuck off.
13:56She's barred from here.
13:57Okay?
13:58My dad barred her from here.
13:59Pat!
13:59She's barred from here.
14:01Eddie!
14:02Not on Pat!
14:03Get her out!
14:04I didn't recognise you.
14:04Welcome home.
14:06What do you mean welcome home?
14:07Home as in...
14:08Home, home.
14:09You're from Barracree.
14:10No, no, no.
14:11Remember the last time I saw you?
14:12You probably don't.
14:13Rolling drunk she was.
14:15Out on the highway with some dog.
14:17Having a fight with a tree.
14:19How long you home for?
14:20I'm not home.
14:20Okay?
14:21I hate this fucking town.
14:22I hope it slides into the river next time it fucking rains.
14:25Well, piss off then.
14:25Before dad comes back and you become the fucking crime scene.
14:28Oh, great!
14:29Look, the kill squad is right.
14:30That's good for me, Pat.
14:31It's been lovely.
14:32Uh, good luck with your life.
14:33Have a great one.
14:34And, uh, Amber, you can suck a fuck.
14:37Come on!
14:38I'm meeting you in the car park.
14:39I'm calling Cap.
14:39Who's this?
14:40It's not with Dirk Smitty, boys.
14:42That's Detective Blunt.
14:44He's on the backpacker case.
14:47What's he doing here?
14:48All right.
14:49Clear the scene.
14:50We've got it from here.
14:56Ranges in rock.
14:57Get them to cut the crock open.
14:58There'll be more inside.
15:02What size are these tiny girl gloves, Steve?
15:05Small to medium.
15:05Fucking small to medium.
15:07Fuck.
15:07Steve, you got that photo?
15:09All right.
15:12Yep.
15:12I called it.
15:13The arm's got the same tattoo.
15:14See?
15:15Both lavender.
15:16That's her flower tattoo.
15:17It's Abba.
15:17It's Abba's arm.
15:18Swedish girl's got eaten.
15:19They got eaten by crocks.
15:21Put that on ice.
15:22Send it to the fiancee.
15:23Where's my phone?
15:24I'm calling the senator.
15:25Hello, mate.
15:26Yes.
15:26As suspected.
15:28Yeah.
15:29Shit news.
15:29I'll tell you what.
15:30If you call for that crock call senator,
15:32I'm gonna back you 200%, mate.
15:33Yeah, you have my...
15:34Hang on, Russ.
15:35Sorry.
15:35I've got a tourist here.
15:37Oh.
15:37This is a crime scene.
15:38Yes, I know.
15:39I'm Detective Collins.
15:41Superintendent Culkin called me in to assist.
15:42That pinko greenie.
15:44Of course he fucking did.
15:45Senator, sorry.
15:46Can I call you back, mate?
15:48So you think that the arm belongs to one of the Swedish backpackers?
15:51No.
15:51Don't think.
15:52I know.
15:53Right.
15:54Yes.
15:54Right.
15:55Well, I worked as a detective for 15 years, and I just completed five years in Tasmania,
16:00so if an extra pair of hands is needed to figure out the victim's last movements, I can absolutely...
16:05Hang on, did you say Tasmania?
16:06Uh, yes.
16:07Yes.
16:08What's your name again?
16:08Dulcie Collins.
16:10You're that dead lake bird.
16:11Ah.
16:12You know, you know you're the talk of the group chat.
16:13How you fucked up an investigation so royally, you got three innocent men killed.
16:19One of them was a serial killer, actually.
16:21Yeah.
16:21Well, look, thanks for the offer, but I don't need any help.
16:23You know, particularly from Nancy Drew's fucking stretched out attic twin.
16:27Have a good one.
16:28Okay, boys, we're gonna do this presser.
16:30What do you reckon, aviators on or off?
16:32On?
16:33Yeah, I reckon Don.
16:34I reckon Don.
16:35Yeah, a hundred percent.
16:36Yeah, a hundred percent.
16:37A hundred percent.
16:37A hundred percent.
16:38A hundred percent.
16:38A hundred percent.
16:42A hundred percent.
16:43So which rock was it then, Mick?
16:44I don't know which one it is, Isaac.
16:45It's too busted up.
16:46Is it a bull from another part of the river?
16:48Like Wappa from Dirk's River?
16:50Or Cyclops?
16:51Or Dunker?
16:52Working in that nightclub busted your ear bones, cuz.
16:54I already said, I don't know.
16:56Whoever he is, he's fucking massive.
16:57Maybe it was Mega Man.
16:58Oh my God, shut up!
17:04Oh my God.
17:04Oh my God.
17:05Oh my God.
17:09Oh my God.
17:11Ugh.
17:11This is about me not telling you I was from here.
17:14Fuck me.
17:15What?
17:16Not even three hours in this rat hole that's already taken its toll, haven't you Collins?
17:19You look like the bones are a spitter.
17:20Nothing happened.
17:21Drink water.
17:22Sorry I'm late.
17:23I got caught talking to lesbians.
17:25There were so many of them and they were all so beautiful.
17:28Waterfalls, I mean.
17:29There were only two confirmed lesbians and they were both very sunburnt.
17:32Okay.
17:33Alright Kath, let's get out of here.
17:35There's a seat at the Darwin Ski Club with my ass's name on it.
17:37Oh no, no.
17:38We can't drive anywhere.
17:39The camper van company said we're not allowed to drive on the highway after dark.
17:42Because of the buffaloes.
17:44But I've booked us into the Barra Creek Caravan Park for the night.
17:48Fuck!
17:49What?
17:50Have you stayed there before?
17:51Are the toilets bad?
18:14But first, a sad update in the search for the missing Swedish backpackers with lead detective Michael Blunt addressing media
18:21earlier this evening.
18:22We believe that Swedish backpacker Ebber Erling was the victim of a crock attack.
18:26We also believe that it's only a matter of time before we recover the remains of one Astrid Alberg.
18:31It's pretty clear that Ebber went into the water at Crossley's Crossing at some time.
18:36Probably having a skinny dip.
18:37Yeah, and she's been taken by a bull crock.
18:39And then that bull crock has choked on her arm and floated upstream to Barra Creek where it was discovered.
18:43We need to start culling the bastards.
18:46The Swedes?
18:48No, not the bloody Swedes rabbit, the bloody crocks.
18:51They've taken over.
18:53They'll be walking on land next.
18:55Okay, my love.
18:57Is Eddie joining us?
18:58I've got us the emu and kangaroo sausages.
18:59They're the house special.
19:00Okay, so the pub has new owners, Lynn and Mary.
19:03Both straight for now, but life's long, isn't it?
19:05It is.
19:07Is that Eddie?
19:08Oh my God, look at her.
19:09Look at her little top knot dolls.
19:11Oh.
19:12I know she doesn't have any family in town.
19:14Is there anyone she wants to catch up with while we're here?
19:17We could throw a barbecue.
19:18We just need a barbecue.
19:20Actually, I'm going to buy us a barbecue.
19:21Is that the backpackers?
19:23Yeah, Lynn said they worked here.
19:28I wonder where Eddie's got to.
19:47G'day, everyone.
19:49So, uh, Mary and I have decided that bingo will go ahead tonight,
19:52but now it'll be in Astrid and Ebbers honour.
19:55Which is nice.
19:56No one likes your effin' bingo.
19:57Well, take a bingo sheet out of respect for the dead bird.
20:00Lynn won't be driving you to dialysis next week.
20:03What are you trying?
20:05Ah, nothing.
20:06That's a...
20:07That's a train.
20:11If that's a train, you need an MRI.
20:13It looks like an arm.
20:14Dals, what's going on?
20:15I promise I won't freak out.
20:16I'm doing so much work on myself for the moment.
20:18I've basically evolved into a cosmic head.
20:21Oh, look, Kath...
20:23Blunt made an ID on the arm today
20:26without any forensics input.
20:28Just based on a tattoo on an arm
20:31that had been used as a reptile's chew toy.
20:34Do you think it's Ebbers' tattoo?
20:35I don't know.
20:36I don't know.
20:37But it's frustrating.
20:38I don't have access to the crime scene photos
20:40because I'm not working the case.
20:42You see, Blunt said that the backpackers
20:43were last seen at Crossley's Crossing.
20:45But look at that mural over there.
20:47How did the arm travel to Barrow Creek?
20:49We're 50 kilometres upstream.
20:50Last call for bingo.
20:52Kath, what if the arm doesn't belong to Ebbers?
20:55What if Blunt's got this ID wrong?
20:58Those missing women could still be out there,
21:00and that's to say nothing of the actual person
21:03whose arm was found today.
21:04What about them?
21:05The way this is being investigated is just not right.
21:08Do you remember what I said in our marriage fails?
21:10Yes, I do remember,
21:11because all four of our parents were there.
21:14I said your sense of justice is my favourite thing about you,
21:17aside from your perfect clit.
21:18Yeah, and then a month later my dad died.
21:21Yeah, look,
21:21if you think there's something wrong here,
21:24you need to go for it.
21:25We'll just keep checking in.
21:27Okay?
21:28Ah, before I get on the bingo balls,
21:30we'll have a minute's silence for Astrid and Ebber.
21:35I'll use the timer on my phone.
21:38Okay, and go.
21:50Oh, sorry.
21:52My bad, Dad.
22:18Oh.
22:20Eddie!
22:24Collins?
22:26What are you doing?
22:27I'm running to you.
22:28Why are you so fucking slow?
22:31Oh, Christ.
22:33I'm overheating.
22:34I am like a computer on a lap.
22:38How does anyone move up here?
22:39The air is thicker than clag.
22:42Listen,
22:44Blunt has made the wrong ID on that arm.
22:46I can feel it.
22:47No, no.
22:49What you're feeling is a very, very bad case of tit rush.
22:52No, that...
22:52Oh, okay.
22:52Well, that was not Kath's story to tell.
22:54I saw the cream.
22:55No.
22:55Well, the fungal infection under my breasts
22:57is totally irrelevant right now.
22:58Look.
22:59Look, the tattoos don't match.
23:01Ebber's tattoo is lavender and violet
23:04and the victim's tattoo is...
23:05I mean, I don't know exactly what that is,
23:07but I think there's legs involved.
23:08But the point is,
23:09the arm from the river isn't Ebber's.
23:12I think we've got a John Doe on our hands.
23:14No.
23:14I don't have anything on my hands.
23:16Yeah?
23:16Some random wants to go for a swim in a river
23:19filled with reptilian death puppies.
23:20Not my problem.
23:21Okay, right.
23:21Well, I am sending you the photo.
23:22No!
23:22No, I'm sending it.
23:23I am sending you the photo.
23:25And there it's sent.
23:28Was that your phone?
23:31Oh, that was very silly, Eddie.
23:33That was just a silly, silly thing to do.
23:35How are you gonna make calls now?
23:36I don't care.
23:37I'm not gonna make a fucking call.
23:38I won't make a call ever again
23:39in my whole fucking life.
23:40This is going on.
23:41Go.
23:43Right.
23:46I understand not...
23:50Look, I understand
23:52not wanting to spend time in your hometown.
23:55I grew up in Canberra
23:57and I didn't have many friends either.
23:59Mostly because of that.
23:59No, I had many friends.
24:00Mostly because our 8pm curfew
24:02and we prayed a lot.
24:04But...
24:05we can't walk away from this.
24:08Watch me.
24:09I'll make a fucking jaunty for you.
24:13Eddie!
24:14Do you see me walk away?
24:16This community deserves answers.
24:19Mate!
24:20There is no community in Barra Creek, okay?
24:23A full arm showed up.
24:24But did anybody report a missing person?
24:26No.
24:27No one in this town
24:28gives a shit about anything
24:29or anyone.
24:31Okay, fine.
24:31That's fine, Eddie.
24:32You go back to Darwin.
24:34You drink your coke.
24:35Hoon around on your new jet ski.
24:36Oh, yeah.
24:37Hoon around on your new jet ski
24:38that you will absolutely not win.
24:40But I am staying here
24:42because I owe it to this John Doe
24:43to at least try and ID them.
24:45So what else am I gonna do?
24:47I'm gonna go to Alice Springs.
24:49It is a lesbian social worker vortex.
24:51It will suck caffeine
24:52and never let her go.
24:58You're ear stuffed with big fat balls.
25:00I told you to fuck off.
25:01I'm going home tomorrow, Amber, okay?
25:03So you can fucking fuck off.
25:05From Dad's best, best billboard
25:06right down to the drowsy driver roadside trivia site
25:09dishes my family's.
25:10Barra Creek is Darrell country
25:12and you're not welcome after what you did.
25:14Ugh. I didn't fucking do anything.
25:16You put a croc in Dad's ute!
25:17Oh, come on!
25:18It was a one metre freshy, okay?
25:20That was croc justice
25:21and it wasn't even big enough to bite his hand.
25:23And you know what?
25:24He deserved it after what he did.
25:25What did he do?
25:26Don't worry about it.
25:27Don't worry about it.
25:27You tried to kill him.
25:29Don fucking bulldozed
25:30a roadside memorial to my mum
25:32so he could widen his driveway by 70 centimetres.
25:35Yeah.
25:36So he could get the truck in
25:37to get the new shed in
25:38to put the boat in.
25:39You rat dogs.
25:40You bunch of your fucking rat dogs.
25:42Mate, 7.35 a.m.
25:43I'm doing the daycare drop off
25:44at Crocky Kids with a Z.
25:45When I come back through here for the iced coffees,
25:48I'd better not see you, yeah?
25:50My family run this town.
25:52What town?
25:53It's just a fucking pub,
25:54a police station, a fucking bin.
25:56Yeah, well, the joke's on your shithead
25:58because we've got two bins now.
25:59Oh, okay, cool.
26:00Guess what else you got two of?
26:01This one and this one.
26:03Fucking sit on that.
26:04Yes, I...
26:04Yeah, tell God to sit on it too.
26:06Sit on a big one.
26:07You giant piece of shit people be there.
26:09Fucking shit car.
26:18Sorry about your mum's memorial.
26:21Why?
26:22You didn't drive over it with the Komatsu?
26:24Yeah.
26:27Is that why you didn't tell me
26:29Barra Creek was your hometown
26:30because of your mum
26:31and putting a crocodile
26:33in that gentleman's car?
26:35Yeah, because this town is full
26:36of shit cunts like the Darrells,
26:38who just do whatever the fuck they want.
26:41Sometimes I think the only form of justice
26:42they understand is croc justice.
26:44Oh, well, we can do away with the quarts then.
26:47Hang on, shut up.
26:47Where'd you get these?
26:48Um, a journo sent them to me.
26:51They were on the boat.
26:52They're the one that vomited
26:53on the passenger's sandals.
26:55They beeped out to my phone.
26:56There was a beeping sound.
26:58That's not a croc bite.
27:00What?
27:01Crocs teeth don't cut like that.
27:03They just thrash you around till you're in chunks
27:06so they can swallow you.
27:08That's been chopped off.
27:15What?
27:16It's a fucking homicide!
27:19Well, that's fucking great, isn't it?
27:22Now we're looking for a missing person
27:23and a fucking killer.
27:25Fuck.
27:26We?
27:32Yeah.
27:34Yeah, fuck this town.
27:36Fuck.
27:36Fuck a lot of them.
27:37I'm like herpes.
27:38I can leave when I fucking want.
27:39So that's it?
27:40That's it?
27:41Yes!
27:41Yes!
27:41Yes!
27:42Yes!
27:45Great, I'll call the superintendent
27:47first thing in the morning
27:48and we'll get the proper permissions.
27:50Suck job.
27:51Well, that's just standard procedure, Eddie.
27:53You're such a cop.
27:54Well, you're a cop too.
27:55Yeah, but I'm like a cool cop.
27:56So you're still sleeping in the camper with us tonight?
28:00Yeah, of course.
28:01I'm sleeping in my nook.
28:02That's where my bag of handies is.
28:26Get sad for dinner.
28:28What, I don't know?
28:29For the falafel?
28:30No, Aunty Mary gave us ice cream
28:32because mum was coming up a dead crocodile.
28:34Hello. Boss?
28:35What? Did you say a crocodile?
28:37Yeah, a big one.
28:38What's your mum do for her job? Is she a butcher?
28:41She's a ranger. She got me this fishing shirt.
28:43That is a very good shirt.
28:46What's that? That drawing on the billboard?
28:49Um, that's a rocket that is taking off into the sky.
28:55Did your mum say if she found anything else in that croc?
28:58Yeah.
29:01What was it?
29:02Hey, kid! What was inside the crocodile?
29:12Collins!
29:14Collins!
29:15Oh, good, you can help me. Curves up the instructions
29:17for how to disconnect the sewer hose back there in German.
29:20Ow!
29:21Where'd you get that?
29:23This. It's my steed.
29:24It's a rental. It cost me a bomb.
29:26Okay, well, um, I spoke to the superintendent.
29:29Uh, forensics called this morning, and they confirmed that the arm belongs to a male.
29:33I still think the tattoo is of legs, maybe bird's legs, because they bend backwards.
29:38Uh, Blunt is off on a new lead.
29:40Apparently, Astrid and Ebba interacted with a man at the Dierks River service station,
29:44and they're trying to locate him now, so we have been given the green light to investigate.
29:48Good.
29:49Because I reckon the murderer fed the John Doe to their pet croc.
29:51So, we just need to disconnect this thing, and if it doesn't spray effluent everywhere,
29:55we can go.
29:56Sorry, did you say pet croc?
29:58Yeah.
29:58Morning!
29:59Morning!
30:00It's hot up here.
30:01Is it?
30:01Yeah, steaming than a Bangkok laundromat.
30:05Yeah, good on you.
30:07Yeah, the croc from yesterday had no more body parts in it.
30:11Its guts were just filled with chickens.
30:13100% chickens.
30:14The point is, with a diet like that, the dead croc is probably someone's pet.
30:18What?
30:18Who would keep a crocodile as a pet?
30:21Heaps of people up here do.
30:22I know, two in Barracreek.
30:23To what end?
30:24What do you do with a pet crocodile?
30:25You teach her to heal.
30:26Morning!
30:27Morning!
30:28Gosh, it's hot!
30:29Oh, yeah, I can stand my dumpling in my cooch.
30:31I reckon that the killer has fed the arm of the John Doe to their pet croc,
30:37but then the croc has choked on it, and capped it,
30:39and so the killer's just dumped him in the river.
30:41So, I'm gonna check on the two pet crocs, see if one is missing,
30:44if I can identify the croc from the river, then we find our killer.
30:50What?
30:50No, that is not our priority, Eddie.
30:52Forget about the croc.
30:53We need to ID our victim, and what about the sewer pump, Eddie?
30:57That is a two-person job!
30:59Morning.
31:00Yes, it's hot.
31:01Sorry, Lynn.
31:02Sorry.
31:02I saved that coat of arms for you.
31:04Sorry, my what?
31:05Your house special from last night.
31:07The one you didn't eat.
31:07Oh.
31:08We named it the coat of arms because it ruined the emu sausages.
31:34Oh.
31:36Sorry.
31:37I haven't...
31:38Hey, um, oh, sorry.
31:40Someone's two in here, and that's accidentally locked.
31:42Hello?
31:44Yeah, okay.
31:48Oh, my God.
32:08Hey.
32:11Hey.
32:20All right, how's it all going?
32:22Welcome to the 11am crocodile feeding experience.
32:25As you know from your socials, I am DJ Darrell, hashtag croc god.
32:31And our pet king is in that pool behind me, was caught by my dad Don.
32:35He's the largest croc ever recorded in Australia.
32:38It's a suck shit land of crocs, size does matter.
32:43All right, let's give him some food.
32:46Yeah, clap your hands, that's it.
32:48Bring out the beast.
32:49Hey, all right, there we go.
32:53Come on, clap louder.
32:54King only comes when you clap.
32:56Oh, here he is.
32:58King of the river.
33:01So who's ears wants to jump as well?
33:03I don't think.
33:06Bam, where are your names?
33:12All right, he's done yet.
33:14Sorry, you knew that I was in here.
33:16I'm shutting up.
33:17Got to get to the docks.
33:18I've got piss in my blood.
33:20All right.
33:20Wait, just one second.
33:22Sorry, do you know any of these men?
33:24Yeah, of course I bloody know them.
33:25Out.
33:26Um, could you tell me their names or where I might find them?
33:29Oh, Christ.
33:30There's Barry's in a nursing home.
33:32That Don bastard's still around.
33:34Trevor Stutzbury died a couple of years ago.
33:37Frank McCullis is in jail.
33:38And that one is dead, probably.
33:41Probably.
33:42Well, he went missing, didn't he?
33:43Do you remember his name?
33:45I don't bloody know.
33:46He was in the papers, wasn't he?
33:48Was he?
33:48Why?
33:49Because he went bloody missing.
33:50Right, I've had enough of your questions.
33:52Out.
33:54No, I don't have my shoes, please.
34:02He went missing.
34:05Lloyd.
34:06Sorry?
34:07The bloke in the photo.
34:08Lloyd Reynolds was his name.
34:10Christ, keep up, girl.
34:22Colin.
34:23Eddie, I think I know who the arm belongs to.
34:25What?
34:26It's Lloyd Reynolds, the jet ski guy for the petrol station.
34:29I'm headed there now to try to ID him.
34:31Fuck off, you hovercat.
34:32And then I'll come and get you.
34:34Yeah, cool.
34:34I'm not listening.
34:35Hey, the Darryl's Pedcroft King is still alive.
34:38I've got one more place to check out.
34:39Colin?
34:40Colin?
34:43Fuck off!
34:45Fuck off!
34:45Fuck off!
34:46Fuck off!
34:48Yeah, it's a promotion.
34:49I have to mention the promotion, and two packs of fruity juice for $2 is a good deal.
34:53So are you sure you don't want it?
34:54So sure.
34:55I'm really sure.
34:57Well, I can't give you the sign-up sheet because the competition is closed.
35:00Yeah, I don't want to enter the competition.
35:02I just want to confirm the identity of one of the entrants.
35:05I think you might be a missing person.
35:10Oh, my God.
35:13Ah, thank you, Alira.
35:18Are you sure you don't want two packs of fruity juice for $2?
35:21I'm so sure.
35:22This man here, Lloyd Reynolds, is there any chance that you remember him?
35:25Yeah, I remember him because the bank told me to cut up his credit card.
35:29Right, and this is his phone number here, is it?
35:31Yeah, 48 times in a row.
35:33Okay, okay, and that was Lloyd on the end there, yes?
35:36No.
35:37You've reached the Barrow Creek pub home of the famous Steak Cake.
35:40For bookings, press 1.
35:41Is this about the Swedish backpackers, Elsa and Aspirin or whatever?
35:45Because I already told those detectives this morning about them and that Lloyd bloke.
35:49Wait, Lloyd Reynolds is the man the backpackers were seen with?
35:52Yes.
35:53They paid for their noodles and his mobility scooter
35:57and two packs of fruity juice for $2.
35:59Are you sure you don't want that?
36:01I don't want it! I don't want it!
36:04Okay.
36:04I think they felt sorry for him because he was old
36:06and I cut up his credit card.
36:08Right, and did they leave with him?
36:10No, they went in different directions.
36:12He went to Barrow Creek and they went off to Crossley's Crossing.
36:14Right, thank you so much.
36:16Hang on a sec.
36:17That's Lloyd there.
36:22No, but that's...
36:25Frank McAllister.
36:27Prize include crop coaching, drink driving, identity fraud and petty theft.
36:33Is that him there?
36:36Is that him there?
36:37Yep.
36:40He's in prison.
36:42How is Frank McAllister committing identity fraud at a servo in Dierks River if he's in prison?
36:51Could he have been released early?
37:01He was released four days ago.
37:02Right, okay, great.
37:03Can I grab an address, please?
37:05You see the chat?
37:06Fucking funny.
37:07I'll get done for that.
37:09Yeah.
37:10See you later.
37:13The address.
37:41The address.
37:44Continue straight along Dickies Knob Road for one and a half kilometers and your destination will be on the right.
38:01Lovely.
38:30Thank you, that song was called Red Flag.
38:32It was about my ex.
38:33And this next one's called Dead Love.
38:36It's about my ex.
38:37No!
38:38Who the fuck graffitied our billboard?
38:40Where's Spud?
38:41Where is he?
38:42Amber, we don't want any trouble.
38:44The pool table still sponges you from the water damage last time you guys went at it.
38:48Oi!
38:48Spud!
38:49Did you do that?
38:50Oi, fuck, stick!
38:52Is that your cock and balls on my dad's face?
38:55Nope.
38:56Hmm?
38:56Don't know nothing about no cock and balls.
39:04Always said your old man was a massive cocksucker, eh?
39:08My dad is not gay!
39:10No one in our family is gay!
39:11Respect my dad!
39:12He's the king of the river!
39:19Hello?
39:22Mr. McAllister?
39:27Is anybody there?
39:39Hello?
39:50Hello?
39:56Oh!
40:10Oh, Christ, Eddie.
40:12Oh, God.
40:13My heart is bloody Michael Flatley right now.
40:16What are you doing here?
40:18He's dead.
40:19Yeah.
40:21Yeah, I think he is too.
40:23I'm a cheeky fucker.
40:26Oh, no.
40:28Oh, God, Eddie, I didn't...
40:29Oh, I didn't realise he knew him.
40:32We grew up together.
40:33He was a bloody good listener.
40:39We used to have baths together.
40:43They had the most beautiful,
40:47piss-yellow eyes.
40:48I mean, I met him at chook every morning.
40:53Sorry, who are you talking about?
40:55Triple bed.
40:57The best croc in the Territory.
40:59He's not in his cage.
41:00He must have been who was dead in the river.
41:02Right.
41:03What?
41:04Who are you talking about?
41:05Oh, the man who lived here, Frank McAllister.
41:08I think his arm was in the triple pet.
41:13No.
41:14No, that's not possible.
41:15Well, he was released from prison a few days ago.
41:17I think someone might have killed him when he arrived back here.
41:25Betty, are you okay?
41:28Fuck, get down, get down!
41:30Get off my fucking property, you fucking snake!
41:34Fuck, Myring, don't shoot!
41:36No!
41:37I bloody will!
41:38Oh, fuck her!
41:39Hey, Eddie, stay down!
41:40No, no, he's not going to shoot us.
41:44He's my fucking dad!
41:51Your dad is Frank McAllister.
41:53Yeah, well, that's one of his fucking names.
41:56And he's not dead.
41:57Yeah, he's fucking dead to me!
41:59You're fucking dead to me, Edwinder!
42:02Ah!
42:03Get off that dick!
42:05Fellas, DJ, you can't leave him.
42:07Get that dick, boy, off my dad's face!
42:10Fuck, fuck, you crap, fucker!
42:11Come through, DJ!
42:12He's going to the ship, DJ!
42:13I need back up with the DJ, the dolls are kicking off again.
42:16No, Hoseley, that's not helpful.
42:19Just tell me, and don't piss up my back,
42:21did you feed one of your mates to triple pet him
42:24and dump him in a river?
42:25No, I didn't dump triple pet in a river.
42:27Somebody stole him, didn't they?
42:29Oh, that's fucked up!
42:31You shut your hole!
42:32You shut your hole!
42:33The croc's a son I never had!
42:35That was my brother!
42:36A fucking croc, brother!
42:37Just both of your holes!
42:40Frank, if you're not dead, then whose arm was in the crocodile?
42:45Who else has your tattoos?
42:46Frank!
42:47I've been listening to my scanner!
42:49Mind the fucking pit, are you?
42:50Yeah, I can say that, can't I?
42:52No, not any...
42:54Dem!
42:55What the fuck?
42:56What the fuck's going on, Colts?
42:57No, I have no idea.
42:59Frank McAllister, you're wanted in relation to the abduction
43:01of Emma Hurling and Ashford-Auerlberg.
43:02We know you took them from the Dirk's River Pencil Station, Frank.
43:05What the fuck?
43:06No, Detective, the cases aren't connected.
43:08The backpackers paid for his shopping, and they went in separate directions.
43:13I knew you'd come back to stitch me after you!
43:15I'm not fucking stitch you up!
43:17Put your weapons down and put your hands up where we can see them now!
43:21Frank!
43:22Come on, Frank!
43:23What? Run!
43:24No, no, no, no!
43:26Don't take that man to that, Eddie!
43:28All teams with me!
43:29Go round this way!
43:30Cut him off! Cut him off!
43:31Eddie!
43:33Rad, you need to answer my questions!
43:35What happened to Triple Pet?
43:37Stop!
43:37This is annoying to me!
43:38No, I'm getting on!
43:39I'm going to see you now!
43:41You can't!
43:41Come on!
43:42Iggy's hitting the boat!
43:43Just get off!
43:44Get on!
43:45Now!
43:46Get on!
43:47Get on!
43:48We have you surrounded!
43:50No!
43:50There's a main water!
43:51Come on, Collins!
43:53OK, fine.
43:54But a wheel vomit.
43:55Get in the water!
43:56There's a splash in the water!
43:57There's a big splash!
43:58It's probably a fucking bull shark.
44:00Let me see.
44:00You don't have some bull sharks, too?
44:02You fucking faggot!
44:04Jesus Christ!
44:04Get in the water!
44:05Ah!
44:06Get off the table!
44:07Everyone get on the boat!
44:09Nobody get on the boat!
44:11I told you my dad told you to fuck off!
44:13Yeah, wheeled out can suck my dick.
44:15Eddie!
44:16Get out of here!
44:17Did everyone just shush it?
44:19There's something definitely in the water here!
44:21What the fuck is that?
44:24Come on.
44:25Shut the fuck up!
44:28Troy!
44:30Pull!
44:31Fucking flip it!
44:33Flip it!
44:37Ah!
44:39Yah!
44:39Ah!
44:42Ah!
44:44Oh!
44:45Ah!
44:45No!
44:45Ah!
44:45Ah!
44:45Ah!
44:48Ah!
44:50Ah!
44:53Ah!
45:27Oh, oh, oh.
46:01Oh, oh, oh.
46:30Oh, oh, oh.
46:56Oh, oh, oh.