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Vi proponiamo un nuovo video gameplay di South Park: Scontri Di-Retti, girato nel corso del PAX West 2016.
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00:00...attacchè ora facendo superheros.
00:02Oh.
00:02So.
00:04Yep.
00:04We're going to jump right in.
00:05Instead of the, uh, the, the...
00:09Um.
00:10Yeah?
00:11Fire and ice.
00:11Yeah, the wizards and magical RPG elements...
00:16Game of Thrones, god.
00:17...have been supplanted by the superhero narrative here.
00:19And I think one of the coolest things about it,
00:21we saw Zeke and I at E3, he brought us some videos,
00:23and set up a great story where somehow the new kid gets pushed to the fringes again
00:28and once again has to earn his way back into the group.
00:31So we're actually, uh, so our objective right now is just to kind of get into the Coon's basement.
00:35So let's see if we can just guess what the code is.
00:38You guys want to throw out some numbers?
00:41Yeah, you want to throw out some words?
00:42Donkey balls.
00:43Boop!
00:44Donkey balls.
00:46No, sorry.
00:48All right, one more?
00:50Let's just throw out some, whatever you see there that we're allowed to say on stream.
00:54You, you shart, mom.
00:56Mine.
00:57Oh, sorry.
00:58Poop.
01:00You, shart, mom.
01:04Alas, no.
01:05Oh, did you get locked out?
01:06I'm afraid little Eric put a lock on the door to keep me out.
01:09I'm sure he has the passcode written down here somewhere.
01:13All right, so we're going to go and try to find the code to the basement.
01:15Okay.
01:16We want to get into the Coon layer.
01:18But first, we're going to go into the bathroom.
01:20Of course.
01:21As you do.
01:21And we're going to collect some loot here.
01:23It could be hidden in here.
01:24What is that?
01:25Toilet safety harness?
01:26Yeah.
01:27So, officer, blacksmith, yeah, yeah.
01:29I just need to check inside your asshole, sir.
01:31So.
01:32I remember that episode.
01:33We have a new pooping minigame.
01:35So, uh, so if you want to just go ahead and...
01:38A new pooping minigame?
01:39Yes.
01:39A new game.
01:40The first one was very rudimentary.
01:42You just hammered a...
01:43Yeah.
01:43You had a completely new system.
01:44And you poop, and it was fine.
01:45But now, it's a lot more in-depth.
01:48Oh.
01:48Tell us about the in-depth pooping system.
01:50So, it's called Total Ass Control.
01:53And what we're going to do is we're going to pull down on our triggers to really hunker
01:56down on there.
01:57and then we're going to use our analog sticks to control our butt cheeks.
02:03I'm just really freaking out.
02:04I know.
02:04I'm freaking out, too.
02:06Oh, God.
02:08But you can vary the intensity.
02:10Thank you.
02:10I was just about to say, you're all zoomed into my face.
02:13I was like...
02:14That is horrible.
02:16Oh, my God.
02:17It's real.
02:18Like, people thought it was a joke.
02:19It's actually very, very real.
02:21Oh, you guys did it.
02:21It's so bad.
02:22You must poop.
02:23My eyes are watering.
02:24Oh, really bad.
02:26So, since we didn't poop out the password, we're going to go around and look for it.
02:30Could be the plan.
02:30Oh, my gosh.
02:31My eyes are watering.
02:34So, you can also see that your farts do damage from, you know, around different things.
02:38So, you know what?
02:39I was really excited to try this device out.
02:42But, Zeke, if you want to try this...
02:43I'll do it.
02:44Yeah, give it to me.
02:45You want to?
02:45Give it to me.
02:46He's tapping out.
02:47No, you can keep yours.
02:47You get to keep yours.
02:48You know what, Dan?
02:50You're very generous.
02:51There's only 17 more minutes in the demo to go, so don't worry.
02:56Oh, my God.
02:57I'm, like, gagging.
02:58We signed waivers before we got up here.
03:00Holy crap.
03:01So, everybody that tries the Nossilus is required to sign a waiver.
03:05If you throw up.
03:06Just saying that if you throw up or if anything happens to you...
03:08Oh, my gosh.
03:10It's literally on you.
03:11You volunteered to do this.
03:11Right.
03:12Throw up on you.
03:12Literally, yeah.
03:13I'm crying, Zeke.
03:14I know.
03:14I see that.
03:16Oh, my God.
03:18So, oh, we found Carmen's journal.
03:20He probably has some good stuff in here.
03:21Let's go ahead and take a look.
03:23I like his little notes and drawings.
03:25Yeah.
03:26Very talented.
03:28Very, very talented.
03:29So, graphic.
03:30I had a...
03:31I don't know.
03:31Oh, but we found the key code.
03:33Gotcha.
03:34So, now we can get into Carmen's basement.
03:36Oh, my God.
03:36We can get into the food layer.
03:37Oh, God.
03:38Just taking an extra minute of fun.
03:40Oh, right there.
03:40Yeah.
03:41Just...
03:41Oh, my God.
03:43Just making sure that happened.
03:44He is enjoying this.
03:45No, not at all.
03:49I can't believe you still have it on.
03:51That is...
03:52She is a trooper.
03:53You are a trooper.
03:53Rachel, you're a trooper.
03:54That is rancid.
03:56She's like, I can't talk even.
03:57That is some of the most...
03:58I don't even want to open my mouth.
03:59That is some of the most awful, awful thing I've ever smelled in my life.
04:04It's called fart number three.
04:06The perfume scientists actually did synthesize this specifically for our game.
04:09What was wrong with fart one and fart two?
04:12They smelled like one and two.
04:13So, it was actually quite a range of various farts.
04:17They tested a lot of farts.
04:18Because what we really wanted to think about is, like, what does the universal fart smell like?
04:23And because everybody's is different.
04:25Everybody's got different smelling farts.
04:26And so, coming up with one that's pretty universal that covers everybody was a really challenge.
04:31So, we brought in scientists and engineers to actually craft the scent that you guys were treating.
04:35Well, you would think you wouldn't want it to smell like your own.
04:37because, as we learned in Austin Power, everyone likes their own brand.
04:40You like your own brand, for sure.
04:42No, I definitely like, like, I do the wine glass like they do, the wine glass and kind of swirl
04:47it around.
04:48You know what?
04:49That does not surprise me, Zeke.
04:50Like, it's pure percent.
04:52You've seen him at breakfast.
04:54I learned by watching this show.
04:56Oh, my God.
04:56So, yeah, so it ended up being, they chose fart number three, which sounds a lot fancier in French.
05:02What is it in French, Zeke?
05:03I would love to remember and be able to say it, but all I know how to say in French
05:06is butter.
05:07Pour trois?
05:08Something like that.
05:09Yeah, cool, cool.
05:09Yeah.
05:11So, we have the code, so we're going to go ahead and go down to the basement.
05:13You guys can relax for a second.
05:15I don't trust you in the slightest.
05:17That's not enough, Mosquito.
05:18We have to act fast before the Freedom Pals can.
05:21If there is someone in this town who knows someone who works at Netflix, then we have to find that
05:25person today.
05:26But we were going to start our franchise plan with movies.
05:28The Super Craig Netflix series comes later.
05:29We can start with the Netflix series.
05:31You know that's what Freedom Pals are thinking.
05:32But who in this town could have a connection to Netflix?
05:34It could be anybody.
05:36But that is what we must find out, Fast Pass.
05:39Mosquito, you run ABLs on all-known Freedom Pals activity.
05:41Human Kite and Fast Pass, see what you can learn about their POIs.
05:44Super Craig, just, I don't know, browse the internet or something.
05:46Let's go, coon friend.
05:50How'd you get into here?
05:52So here, we're just going to kind of go around, check out what the basement, what the coon layer looks
05:57like.
05:58Move along.
05:58I'm on confidential coon business.
06:00Talk to some of the superheroes in the game.
06:03Dude, what the fuck?
06:04Who let this ordinary citizen into the coon layer?
06:07Uh, listen, bro, we are all superheroes and we aren't, so you can't hang out with us.
06:12Please do us all a solid and fuck off.
06:14Aw.
06:14We're going to take that?
06:15We just want to be pretty well.
06:16No, we're not going to take that.
06:17We're going to take that?
06:17No.
06:17We're going to take that.
06:18Oh!
06:19Oh!
06:19Oh!
06:20Oh!
06:20Oh!
06:20Oh!
06:21We didn't do nothing with this cartman.
06:24Oh, it's such a surprise every time.
06:27You feel it.
06:28Like, there's a moment where you feel the fart come in.
06:31Yes.
06:31So we can destroy the galaxy.
06:32What do you guys say?
06:33I mean, yes.
06:34Anything to get it off your face?
06:36God, destroy my entire head.
06:38Do not touch that.
06:39That device can blow up the entire Milky Way galaxy.
06:42Jesus fuck.
06:43Mom, the new kid is trying to play with the cube of ultimate destruction.
06:47You'd be nice to all your friends, Ariel.
06:51Good share, it'll blow up the fucking galaxies.
06:53Stupid bitch.
06:54I love this little song.
06:55We already told you, you can't play.
06:56You aren't a superhero.
06:58You don't have a costume.
06:58You don't have any superpowers.
06:59Freedom Pals are adding people to their franchise.
07:01We should be adding people to ours.
07:03This dork, like, wearing a little crown?
07:06Does this look like a superhero to you?
07:08Oh, why is it?
07:09All right, all right.
07:09Have a seat.
07:10Yeah, you can't take that.
07:11Not there.
07:13That's Mysterion's seat.
07:14Try again.
07:15Not there either, stupid.
07:16Ha, ha, ha, ha.
07:18All right, in order to play superheroes,
07:19you have to have a superhero persona.
07:21Then you can fill out your character sheet on Coonstagram.
07:24Do you have a Coonstagram page?
07:28Oh, boy, you're not even on Coonstagram, huh?
07:30I love the silent protagonist.
07:33So the first thing we need to fill out on your character sheet is your class.
07:37You know, what kind of superhero are you?
07:39So here is really cool.
07:41We have 12 different heroes here listed,
07:43and you can see all the different types of superheroes that you can be.
07:47and as you actually level up,
07:49you'll be able to unlock and combine them.
07:50So you'll be able to do a Psychic Assassin or a Mystic Featherer.
07:54Nice.
07:54Yeah.
07:55So you can combine the powers.
07:56So, Brutalist.
07:59Which one gives you the most potent farts?
08:03Blaster?
08:05Are you sure you want that?
08:07At this point, yes.
08:09Do your worst.
08:10I like it.
08:12All right, so who do you guys think we should be?
08:14Speedster?
08:15That's right, because it's the only one we can.
08:16Yeah, let's go.
08:17Yeah, let's go.
08:18Sounds good, perfect.
08:19You need to find out what terrible thing in your past drives you.
08:21You see, douche, all superheroes have a compelling backstory.
08:24That's right.
08:25Even his little feet have the claws.
08:27Let's take you back to when you were just a child.
08:31You lay awake that night, like so many other nights.
08:34You couldn't sleep because you knew you weren't like the other kids.
08:37You walked to the mirror.
08:41You looked in the mirror and you felt alone.
08:43And that's when it happened.
08:45A loud noise.
08:46You swore you could hear your mother calling for help.
08:52You left your room.
08:58You left your room.
09:03New kid, we have one minute left.
09:05You got a little-
09:06Oh, God!
09:08Oh, I'm so sorry.
09:09Oh, God.
09:11Out in the hallway, you saw two intruders in front of your parents' door.
09:14You had to stop them from hurting your parents.
09:16You knew you had the power to stop them.
09:17So for the first time, you called upon your speedster powers.
09:21Fight!
09:22Please, defeat them!
09:23As a super fast speedster hero, you fenced space-time itself to spring into action with super speed.
09:28You moved in closer to the intruder to deliver a quantum punch.
09:31So that's even bad sitting next to you.
09:36Honestly, we have to kind of bring this to a close here and I'm just sort of savoring the last
09:41sniff of fart here.
09:42But this is some of the first fighting gameplay we've seen from this round, so I'm not aiming at Rush.
09:47Is there anything else you want to bring our attention to before we're going to wrap this up?
09:50So it's a lot more strategic.
09:52With the new battle grid system, it really makes you think about how you're going to approach that situation.
09:58And, you know, we've got all kinds-
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