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00:00Okay, kids, we'll be home by 11 p.m.,
00:03so just ask Harmony if you need anything.
00:05Leftovers are in the fridge,
00:07fire extinguisher below the sink,
00:08and a decontamination kit in the closet.
00:10I feel like I'm forgetting something.
00:12Hey, thanks for letting us enjoy our romantic night out, kids.
00:15But you two aren't romantic. You're married.
00:18We're still young. We're still hot.
00:21This is the same suit from our first date.
00:24Okay, who knows what we'll get up to.
00:26Come on.
00:27Mama, pick up.
00:29Oh, sure. I bet it'll be a crazy night.
00:33I predict you eat too fast, get a stomachache,
00:35and have to rush home so you don't have to number two in public.
00:37I'm this way because of you two.
00:39You don't know how hard it is being a parent.
00:42Nothing but cooking, cleaning, driving, dishes, talking, listening...
00:46until you finally get a sitter for one night out
00:48and pretend your life hasn't passed you by.
00:50What do you mean you're out with friends?
00:51You said you would stay home with the kids.
00:53No idea what you're talking about.
00:55Okay, see you. Bye.
00:56Oh, I guess dinner's canceled.
01:01Never grow up, kids.
01:03May I make a proposal?
01:05One that might solve both of our problems?
01:07What if you didn't need a babysitter to go on a date?
01:10What if I could guarantee unlimited date nights
01:13with absolutely no babysitter-finding responsibility?
01:17Sounds great.
01:19Now, how would we do that, Lil?
01:20I believe Jack and I have hit the adequate milestones.
01:23Let us babysit ourselves.
01:26Um...
01:27And what if or when you burn the house down, hmm?
01:30Why would we take that risk?
01:31I suppose our track record does suggest that possibility.
01:35One moment while I consult with my partner.
01:40Okay.
01:41In the unlikely case of disaster,
01:43an insurance we are prepared to offer.
01:45Three weeks dishes, two weeks trailer duty,
01:47and one gutter cleaner.
01:53We want four weeks dishes,
01:55four weeks trailer duty,
01:56and you gotta brush Charlie's teeth.
02:02We'll do it.
02:1545 minute wait.
02:17And this is just a line for reservations?
02:19Could they at least put some chairs out here?
02:21Or some aspirin?
02:22I'm worried about the kids.
02:23I can't enjoy myself knowing they're all alone.
02:25Listen to us.
02:26Complain we can't get a date.
02:28Complain about the date.
02:29We used to be unstoppable fun-making machines.
02:31Remember?
02:32See?
02:33Look at this.
02:34Oh, wow.
02:35We have changed.
02:37No, we still got it.
02:38I don't even know what it is anymore.
02:41Sure you do.
02:44I'm gonna hook my games up to the big TV.
02:46I'm gonna wear shoes in bed.
02:48I'm gonna make a pillow for you.
02:49I'm gonna cook without cleaning the dishes.
02:54That was a close one.
02:56Would have sunk the whole night.
02:57Is this thing expensive?
02:58I don't know.
02:59But it would have taken forever to clean up great-grandpa's ashes.
03:03Yeah!
03:05Ah!
03:06Ah!
03:11Man, it's pretty loud!
03:13Maybe we should switch tables!
03:14I can't hear you.
03:16Did you say maybe we should bridge bagels?
03:18Oh!
03:19Later!
03:21Hopefully this table is more to your liking.
03:24Apologies for the wait.
03:25Thought you were asking to sniff my navel?
03:28Ah.
03:29Much better.
03:30Now we can just relax and talk.
03:43I'm sorry the kitchen's a bit backed up.
03:46The food may be late.
03:47Late?
03:48How late?
03:49Very much late.
03:52Come on, Will.
03:53Hold it together.
03:54Don't let her know how tired you are.
03:56Min, you have every other night to sit on the couch.
03:58You can do this.
04:02What are we fooling?
04:03Maybe we don't have it anymore.
04:05Let's just go home.
04:07I'll call a ride.
04:08I'll order delivery.
04:10Which one of the apps should I use?
04:11Trips or Wheels?
04:12Uh, what's the difference?
04:14Wheels it is.
04:16Well, that was fast.
04:18Hey, folks.
04:19Thanks for choosing Wheels,
04:20your friendly neighborhood ride share app.
04:23And not Trips.
04:26Hmm.
04:27Hey, you wouldn't mind if we made one
04:29little stop, though, right?
04:31Um.
04:32I guess the kids don't expect us until 11.
04:35Go for it, ride man.
04:36Don't worry.
04:37I wouldn't ask unless it was really important.
04:43Let's just sit here in silence
04:45and not do anything that'll mess up the house.
04:57He's sure been gone a long time.
04:59Should I try the other app?
05:01Maybe Trips is better.
05:02No.
05:02Because what if the first driver comes back before the next car?
05:05Then it would be awkward.
05:06I don't want to hurt anyone.
05:09I finally got it.
05:12That'll teach those Trips, traitors.
05:14Nothing will stop Wheels now.
05:18Are you trying to kill us?
05:19I'm docking two stars if you don't pull over right now.
05:22I don't care about your stars anymore.
05:24Now that I stole this from the Trips' headquarters,
05:25Wheels will be the only ride share app in town.
05:29Please kindly drop my wife and I at the nearest well-lit intersection.
05:32I don't want any part of your war, sir.
05:34Kool-Aid, you picked a side the moment you chose an app.
05:38What's even in that briefcase?
05:40Something that'll sink the Trips' business forever.
05:43Their money!
05:51Can we call a taxi?
05:52Are those still a thing?
05:53We're in it together now.
05:55Trips is evil and must be defeated.
05:58Trips, Wheels, aren't you guys like the same thing?
06:01No way.
06:01Hey, those dweebs wear long sleeves and shorts.
06:04We wear short sleeves and pants.
06:06It's a completely different approach to the business.
06:09What?
06:11Go, go!
06:18I'm ready!
06:19Woo-hoo!
06:20I'm ready!
06:24This is out of control.
06:25You're going to tear the house down and Mom and Dad will blame us.
06:28I'm going to give them a piece of my mind.
06:29Oh, so cute!
06:33Oh!
06:37Jack, what happened?
06:39There's no stopping them.
06:40They're party monsters.
06:44Incoming!
06:46Clear!
06:47Clear!
06:48Target acquired!
06:50Yeah!
06:50Wheels, wheels, wheels, wheels, wheels, wheels, wheels, wheels.
06:53How are we supposed to handle a turf war when we couldn't even make it through dinner?
06:57Did you hear that noise?
06:59Sounds like it's coming from...
07:00Wheels, wheels, wheels, wheels, wheels, wheels.
07:04Trips!
07:05We need wheels reveals!
07:07We must protect our garage!
07:09Get up!
07:11Trips!
07:11Ah!
07:14Ah!
07:19Any signs of slowing down?
07:21No, but at least it's easier to see what they're doing since they pulled down the curtain
07:24to stop that overflowing toilet.
07:26And the fire in the kitchen seems to be out.
07:28The toilet flood probably did that.
07:30Oh, gosh.
07:31This can't be good.
07:32What?
07:33Where?
07:33The aunties.
07:34They invited their boyfriends!
07:36And they brought a huge stack of greasy pizzas!
07:39They just walked in!
07:40They didn't even knock!
07:41Now they're eating the greasy pizza and just wiping their hands on the furniture!
07:45Lily, what do we do?
07:47I've had it!
07:48I don't go to school and do my chores so they can shove my curtains in my toilet!
07:54Your toilet?
07:54You know what I mean.
07:55This generation has got to learn some respect.
08:02That's it!
08:03Party is over!
08:05Everyone is going to go home, but not before you clean up every square inch of this house!
08:10Or else!
08:12Oh, yeah?
08:13Or else what?
08:14Oh!
08:16This will tell your parents!
08:19Ta-da!
08:20Oh!
08:21Abouji!
08:22You're the only one who's in the house!
08:24You're the only one who's in the house!
08:26Yes, I'm in the house!
08:27Come on!
08:28We have to clean the place!
08:31Play the show, Will!
08:32Ha!
08:33These kids never learn.
08:38Just stay down this time.
08:41We don't want to have to get serious.
08:44Will!
08:45Mom!
08:46Then, I'm coming!
08:48Fire!
08:50Looks like you, Banana, split your pants!
08:54Good one, Will.
08:56Will!
08:57Where are you?
08:58This is what you get for riding with wheels.
09:02This is what you get for messing with my wife!
09:05Have a nice trip!
09:07Oh!
09:08My lady?
09:12Who's got it now, baby?
09:14Let's never go home again!
09:18Hey!
09:19Is that the guy who threw you in the garbage?
09:21Yeah, that's him!
09:22He's got the briefcase, too!
09:24Briefcase?
09:25We don't have the briefcase!
09:26If we had the briefcase, I would tell you!
09:29Oh, well, I guess I can believe that!
09:33Hey, Will!
09:34Where's our briefcase?
09:35So you do have the briefcase!
09:38Give us the money!
09:39We already said we don't have...
09:42Okay!
09:42Sorry, my mistake.
09:43Look, I'm putting it on the ground,
09:45and I'm walking away.
09:47Will?
09:48But isn't the real problem
09:49that you all were too busy fighting each other
09:52to notice that I took the briefcase in the first place?
09:54Shouldn't we be on the same team?
09:56A driver is a driver, right?
09:59The company logo on the app makes no difference.
10:02You're all the same!
10:05We're the same!
10:06We're the same!
10:08We're the same!
10:09Isn't that sweet?
10:11It sure is.
10:12Now, who wants to drive us home?
10:15And there.
10:16It's true what they say.
10:18Life is lived in the little moments.
10:20The simple joy of a spotless surface.
10:22Oh, the thrill of properly organized objects.
10:25You are no fun.
10:30Thanks again for the ride!
10:31And sorry for the trouble.
10:33We're just glad it all worked out.
10:35We've got a job to do,
10:37and we're gonna do it together.
10:39Let's hit it!
10:40I'm so sorry, man.
10:42Oops!
10:44And where have you two been?
10:46You are late, late, late!
10:48Whatever!
10:48Yeah!
10:49We don't gotta do as you say it.
10:50You!
10:50Go to your room!
10:51Fine!
10:57I'm so glad we jumped out when we didn't.
11:02Me and you
11:04Together we can't lose
11:08Me and you
11:10Me and you
11:15When your pets a mess
11:18Or need to rest
11:20Canyon Valley's room and boy
11:23The best of vets for your pets
11:29It's the jingle that took Canyon Valley by storm
11:32And put one humble family
11:34On a rocket ship to stardom
11:36But what goes up
11:37Must come down
11:38This is the rise and fall
11:40Of a family torn apart by fame
11:43This is
11:44Behind the Jingle
11:47The Wild Packs were just trying to promote their small business
11:50When they made music history
11:54What if it went like
11:55Ba ba ba ba da ba
11:56Boo!
11:57Oh yeah!
11:58That sounds cool!
11:59Need lyrics
12:00Oh!
12:01What if the lyrics were like
12:02Best of vets for your pets
12:04Oh wait, yeah
12:05And then it could be something like
12:06Best of vets for your pets
12:08Something like that
12:09Oh, that's perfect!
12:10Harmony will sing alto
12:12Okay, let's try it
12:14In one, two, three, four
12:15When your pets a mess
12:18Or needs a rest
12:21Canyon Valley
12:22Groom and boy
12:23The best of vets for your pets
12:28Whoa!
12:29Way to add some stink on the end there, Lil!
12:32That sounded so good!
12:33Was that really us?
12:35Did we record that?
12:36Little did the Wild Packs know
12:37That their lives were about to change
12:40Best of vets was an overnight sensation
12:42Playing on every local radio station
12:45In a 40-mile radius
12:46The first five-second local ad
12:49To go triple platinum
12:50The Wild Packs were famous
12:53But fame is like a frog in boiling water
12:56It'll all get to your head
13:02Oh, boy
13:03I'll start the van
13:04Let's escape to the front
13:05I'm right behind you
13:06For men, the fame was intoxicated
13:10Worship me!
13:12Yeah!
13:13Yeah!
13:15Yeah!
13:15Lily learned that with fame
13:16Came lucrative business opportunities
13:18Hoo-hoo!
13:19Money, money
13:21Oh, uh
13:22Hiya, Lily
13:23Do you think your band could play at my birthday party this weekend?
13:27To play our jingle?
13:28I don't know
13:29Ah
13:30Okay
13:31I guess I'll just throw away all this money
13:37Harmony wanted to make her fame last as long as possible
13:41So old
13:43She did whatever it took to preserve her youth
13:50And Jack couldn't escape the limelight of fame
13:54I can't go anywhere
13:57I can't do anything
13:59Oh, I feel so trapped
14:07Whoa
14:09Chuck
14:09You live so carefree
14:11Show me your ways
14:13An open mind keeps an open heart
14:16Letting the freedom of life come to you
14:20Instead of you chasing it
14:22I mean a bird must fly, Jack
14:24Amazing
14:25I invite your humble pupil
14:29After some success
14:31They decided to record their follow-up jingle
14:33Meet in the middle?
14:35Okay
14:36We get 100% of ticket sales
14:38Or my keyboard meets in the middle of your teeth
14:42Wow
14:42Uh, you're late
14:43Yeah, and so is everyone else
14:45Greetings, all
14:46I would like you to meet my new spiritual advisor
14:48Yogi
14:49Yeah, I burned a little sage in the bathroom
14:51For today's session to provide some good energy
14:54Also because I backed up your toilet massively
14:57Whoa, who's the new girl?
15:00It's me, your harmony
15:03Oh
15:03I guess the super expensive youth cream is working
15:07You like?
15:09Ah, you
15:14Oh, looking good, man
15:17Yeah, I know
15:17Now can we please start making art
15:19Because your muse has arrived
15:22One, two, three, four
15:27It didn't take long before the band started running into trouble
15:31Hurt, hurt
15:32Caw, caw
15:34Ruh, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah
15:35Uh, honey, what was that?
15:38Uh, the cry of a forgotten water deer
15:40Don't we need lyrics so people will know what we're trying to sell?
15:43Sell out, sell
15:44Artist's art
15:45Yeah, Will, you're looking like a sellout, man
15:48Dad, don't sell out
15:49I'm not a sellout
15:50I say good
15:51Money is money, honey
15:52But time is also money
15:54Back to churning out hits
15:55I don't churn out anything
15:58Min, stop acting like you are diva
16:00Diva?
16:01Me?
16:02Moi?
16:03Boon Diva?
16:04Yeah, kinda
16:06Fine then
16:06I quit
16:11We'll see how the band deals without this, diva
16:15Okay, big energy shift in this room
16:17Let's not get so down
16:19The real lead singer is in our hearts
16:25Go
16:28No, I said merchandising
16:31Every band does shirts
16:33Why don't you try thinking better?
16:35Two down
16:35Any more spiritual pick-me-ups, Jack?
16:38Jack?
16:40Sorry, my spiritual advisor was getting bad vibes
16:43Yeah
16:44Oh, and I want a hot dog, too
16:46Peace be with you
16:48Ugh
16:48Well, how many?
16:50It's you and me
16:50No
16:52It's time for ice bath for me
16:54Go get some ice
16:55And with a single dust-up
16:58One of the most influential jingle-writing bands of all time
17:01Was no more
17:02But did each member have what it takes to make it on their own?
17:07I am desirable
17:09Hey there, beautiful
17:11Do you want to slow down your aging?
17:14Well, look no further
17:15Our cryo chamber will preserve your youth
17:20Order now
17:21Ooh
17:25Sammy Sammy's
17:26Will took on local gigs to make ends meet
17:29But it wasn't enough
17:36Hmm
17:37Hello, Minions
17:39It's Min
17:40Want your Min's clone?
17:42Tonight, get Min to it
17:44Min went solo
17:46To announce her new direction
17:48She attempted to put on the biggest music event of the year
17:51Lily set out to disrupt the whole merchandising industry
17:54How much is this, model?
17:56No, we're making them cheaper
17:58Or we're cutting the budget from your department
18:01Jack's focus on spirituality
18:03Naturally led him to activism
18:06Only people are cool enough to trap Beauty
18:08Well, if it were up to me, man
18:10I'd free all the animals trapped in their cages
18:13A caged bird that is meant to fly
18:17Why spend so much money on renewable energy?
18:22Subscribe to Oil City
18:26Oil is a finite solution
18:28As for Will, he completely sold out
18:31Every band member seemed to thrive in isolation
18:34But their story still has its downfall
18:38Aw, thanks for being a fan
18:39That'll be $180
18:51No refunds
18:53No refunds
18:56Whatever you got
18:58Back! Back!
19:01Not the phase
19:03Freedom!
19:04We're not meant to be in cages
19:06We're meant to fly
19:08Oh, it's the fuzz
19:09Scatter
19:10Get back here!
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19:43The Wild Packs had hit rock bottom.
19:48You're too young for the slammer, Charlie.
19:57But the thing about rock bottom is from there, you can only go up.
20:04The best of the best for your best.
20:09Ugh.
20:10Why choose us for all your grooming and boarding needs?
20:13Because we believe that your pets are the real spirit of our community.
20:18Okay, I've learned my lesson.
20:20Really? Well, you're free to go then.
20:22Woo-hoo-hoo!
20:23What about me? I learned lessons.
20:26Not a chance.
20:27Because our prices are so low, it's like we don't even care about money.
20:31Because we create even the coldest pets without one embrace.
20:38Because we care more than those corporate sell-out grooming shops.
20:42Because we don't do this alone.
20:45We're a family.
20:46And everything's better with family.
20:52After nearly eight hours apart, it was time to get the band back together.
20:57Hey, Min!
20:59Oh, Min!
21:00I missed you guys.
21:02I am so sorry I acted so.
21:05Hmm?
21:05Lily, why do you have an ankle monitor?
21:07I did some white-collar crimes and got a slap on the wrist.
21:10Hey, do you guys want to play some music?
21:25Min retired from singing to focus on her family, who also happened to be her band.
21:30Will severed his ties with all corporate sponsors.
21:34Lily is still prohibited from operating a business in the United States.
21:37Jack no longer employs Chuck as a spiritual advisor, but was quoted as saying,
21:43you gotta admit, his ideas were at least interesting.
21:46The band never did record another jingle.
21:49And Hominy was eventually released from her cryogenic chamber.
21:53Doctors said she was frozen for so long, it probably took 10 years off her life.
21:57But she says she's fine.
22:31Bye.
22:32Bye.
22:33Bye.
22:34Bye.
22:34Bye.
22:35Bye.
22:36Bye.
22:37You
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