The Great Indian Kapil Show - Season 4 - Episode 01: Desi Girl, Global Swag - Priyanka Chopra - video Dailymotion

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00:26:52It's so perfect information.

00:26:55I'll also ask you about AI.

00:26:59I'm going to tell you about AI about Kapil.

00:27:02Kapil Sharma is a stand-up comedian and a film actor,

00:27:05who tells herself to be only in the U.S. West.

00:27:09They keep flirting with the other places.

00:27:12They have tried to make love for many people.

00:27:16But they don't work.

00:27:18They are two children.

00:27:20But they believe that the children are now little.

00:27:24What do they know?

00:27:25Keep it up!

00:27:32Dulus!

00:27:34Dulus!

00:27:35This will be closed for a day.

00:27:37You're saying something wrong.

00:27:38Come Priyanka, please.

00:27:39Don't be careful for Priyanka.

00:27:43You have fun.

00:27:47Please.

00:27:47Let's do it.

00:27:50I've made a coffee for you.

00:27:52Thank you, Kapil.

00:27:54My jet lag was starting to start.

00:27:56How do you know?

00:27:57I'll give you a foot massage.

00:28:01Let's go.

00:28:02No, no, no.

00:28:04Let's go.

00:28:08Today Priyanka is a global star.

00:28:19You're talking.

00:28:22You're talking Yum.

00:28:23If you're in a network account.

00:28:26You're not doing that.

00:28:30What you're doing?

00:28:31You're not doing anything.

00:28:32You're acting like this.

00:28:35There are many things,

00:28:36you know.

00:28:38Pranks have been done or if I had a plate for my house, I put it in my purse.

00:28:43What?

00:28:45He is saying that you are calling me on Netflix on international television.

00:28:49You are blessed, Archanan.

00:28:50You can do this.

00:28:51If I had a glass of tea, I had a drink and I saw a drink on Netflix.

00:29:04It's like Siddhupai Ji, you come to Amrishar, Patayala, Archana Ji, Mud Island, I go to Anandhiri, we get tired

00:29:11so much.

00:29:12You come to Mumbai, Mumbai, London, shooting, London, then LA.

00:29:16Besides my charm, what kind of things you motivate? You travel so much.

00:29:22Look, if you look at your bank balance and you add zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, you get a lot

00:29:27of motivation.

00:29:33But you know, to push your ability, it's very necessary.

00:29:38If you don't have evolution, especially as an artist,

00:29:41you're going to do the same show, you're different.

00:29:48When this show came to Netflix,

00:29:51this show is so valuable that the Indians are outside of India

00:29:56and the ones who watch the show,

00:29:59and the ones who watch the show,

00:30:00and the ones who watch the show,

00:30:00and the ones who watch the audience,

00:30:02they also have a homecoming.

00:30:04I also watch the show.

00:30:06Seriously?

00:30:06Really, man.

00:30:07I watch the show.

00:30:09When you miss the show,

00:30:10then you watch the great Indian couple show.

00:30:11How sweet, Trianka.

00:30:13What a matter.

00:30:17I don't want to know one thing.

00:30:19Sorry, it's a very personal question.

00:30:21But you and Nick,

00:30:22where did you get the first time?

00:30:23Did you get the message from it?

00:30:25How did you get the message from it?

00:30:26No.

00:30:27But you get the message from Twitter.

00:30:29Did you get the message from it?

00:30:31They got the message from me on Twitter.

00:30:34Guys.

00:30:34You did the same with me on the DM.

00:30:37I missed it.

00:30:38I missed it.

00:30:39Twitter has made some of their lives,

00:30:41and some of them has failed.

00:30:43We are on Twitter.

00:30:45We have also.

00:30:45We have been on the case.

00:30:46We have been on the Sajan Pradesh.

00:30:52But you heard the songs from Nick before Twitter?

00:30:55I knew the songs,

00:30:57but I didn't get so familiar with their music.

00:31:00But I saw one of their songs,

00:31:02where their shirt is slightly apart.

00:31:05So I said,

00:31:06I have to go on a date.

00:31:09You have seen the whole Nick.

00:31:10I have seen the whole Nick.

00:31:11I have seen the whole Nick.

00:31:13I have seen the whole Nick.

00:31:14I have seen the whole Nick.

00:31:15You have noticed one thing.

00:31:16After the marriage,

00:31:16in Hollywood,

00:31:18Priyanka has done so much work.

00:31:19He has done so much action.

00:31:20He has done so much action.

00:31:20And he has been a jasusi.

00:31:22Really?

00:31:23So is this a coincidence,

00:31:24that after the marriage,

00:31:26I have become a jasusi?

00:31:29Seriously?

00:31:30No, it is a coincidence.

00:31:32He says,

00:31:33I look good with a gun in my hand.

00:31:35So,

00:31:36I keep getting cast with a gun in my hand.

00:31:41You know,

00:31:42Priyanka is not a small job.

00:31:45All of them are larger than life.

00:31:47Now,

00:31:48they are also doing the film with Raja Mauli.

00:31:50And Raja Mauli's film,

00:31:51you also know,

00:31:52the big budget.

00:31:53But,

00:31:54when Priyanka came here,

00:31:55we have heard the film's budget.

00:31:57It is a budget of 1,300 crores.

00:32:03So,

00:32:04this will only be a film in 1,300 crores?

00:32:06Or,

00:32:07you will also give the people of Varanasi?

00:32:07They will also give the people.

00:32:10But,

00:32:11before,

00:32:11it was not so much budget.

00:32:12When you came,

00:32:13the budget has increased.

00:32:14This is the truth.

00:32:15I will confirm that you came here.

00:32:16So,

00:32:17what do you do?

00:32:18What is the budget?

00:32:18What is my bank account?

00:32:20Now,

00:32:28what is the plot?

00:32:30What is the plot?

00:32:30Raja Mauli's film,

00:32:31you know,

00:32:31you didn't know the plot

00:32:32before the other part.

00:32:33Why did he kill the other?

00:32:35So,

00:32:36you think,

00:32:36that he will reveal the film?

00:32:40Oh!

00:32:41Who is this?

00:32:42To stop this.

00:32:43Let's stop this.

00:32:44Oh!

00:32:50Who is this?

00:32:51Who is the goal?

00:33:09No!

00:33:10What?

00:33:20Susan Sutteren

00:33:21Oh

00:33:28It could be the car car over the ski yeah

00:33:31In India

00:33:33Okay, yeah, yeah, those so tell us a satan at my

00:33:38Say Sal bad

00:33:40Well, I think

00:33:42It can be it in the church I think there duty to show more do is Sam January

00:33:55Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Priyanka Chopra Jonas.

00:34:04Oh, what happened?

00:34:10What happened today, Mother?

00:34:11What happened today, Mother?

00:34:12We asked a lot of money.

00:34:14We thought that when you come here,

00:34:17we will talk about something in the woods.

00:34:20Just put your hand in hand.

00:34:24Just put your hand in hand.

00:34:25Just put your hand in hand.

00:34:26Just put your hand in hand.

00:34:29It's also put your hand in hand.

00:34:32Hey, hello.

00:34:33What are you talking about?

00:34:35What are you talking about?

00:34:35Okay.

00:34:38It's also the same to same.

00:34:39How is it?

00:34:41What happens, when it's small,

00:34:42it gets hurt,

00:34:43but this is going inside.

00:34:51This is going inside.

00:34:52This is going inside.

00:34:53You put your hand in hand.

00:34:54Put your hand in hand.

00:34:55Put your hand in hand.

00:34:56If you hit the hand of your hand.

00:34:56The hand of your hand will not hit.

00:35:17Oh, thank you.

00:35:27Now put a short form, N-S-S, it seems like a form of a government paper.

00:35:34Come on, brother, N-S-S.

00:35:39Archanapuran Singh seems so sweet.

00:35:42Now, A-P-S, it seems like a company of a tire.

00:35:46A-P-S Tire, with every trip with Kapil.

00:35:57Now, P-S-S, you will be happy to know that our Mr. Raja Goli Ji has sent you a

00:36:03gift for you.

00:36:04Oh, what he sent?

00:36:06Nine dollars.

00:36:08Look, this is broccoli.

00:36:11That is not important.

00:36:13The important thing is that this is green.

00:36:16Raja Goli Ji will make VFX 9 dollars.

00:36:19They will make a car.

00:36:23You know, Raja Goli Ji loves VFX so much.

00:36:26When they get tired, they don't relax.

00:36:29They also do VFX.

00:36:31Do you remember that our Lord,

00:36:33He doesn't do VFX.

00:36:35He does VFX.

00:36:36Nothing drawing.

00:36:38If they get tired and get tired of the house.

00:36:44I don't have death outside.

00:36:45By N-Nawaj Uddin, any我也 earthlyriad language being leaked.

00:36:54That way, that's when we gave throw our beautiful girls to help us.

00:36:58Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:59Please.

00:36:59I thought I had a job with broccoli.

00:37:03Look, you are going to America, you are PCG.

00:37:05After going to America, what do you remember to go to America?

00:37:08The sea, the sea, the sea, and the water.

00:37:12How is this water? In your hands?

00:37:14No, this is water of water.

00:37:17Girls should go anywhere. Why don't they go anywhere?

00:37:21The most remember is water of water.

00:37:24That's right. That's right.

00:37:25But the sea, the sea, the sea, the sea, the sea, the sea, the sea.

00:37:36This is a secret. Good question.

00:37:40Just a question, Prinka.

00:37:41I was also a sea girl.

00:37:45What changed?

00:37:47She's so much a sea girl.

00:37:50She's asking for questions.

00:37:52I've never told you.

00:37:57What are you doing here?

00:37:59Time passed.

00:38:01So, I'm bored from Bollywood.

00:38:06I want to go to Hollywood.

00:38:08Oh.

00:38:10I'm bored.

00:38:11Oh.

00:38:17Must be done.

00:38:19Of course.

00:38:21I want to romance with rock.

00:38:33Of course.

00:38:33I want to romance with rock.

00:38:34Of course.

00:38:41I want to romance with rock.

00:38:41Why not size?

00:38:41What?

00:38:43What?

00:38:43I exactly know that Priyanka Ji likes my types.

00:38:47Oh.

00:38:48How?

00:38:49No.

00:38:49Look.

00:38:50I love you.

00:38:51Cancha China from Agnipat.

00:38:53Oh.

00:38:55The rock.

00:38:56They watch.

00:38:56Correct.

00:38:57Correct.

00:38:58Yes.

00:38:58If you can see me from the sky.

00:38:59Yes.

00:39:01I like rock.

00:39:02I like rock.

00:39:03Priyanka Ji.

00:39:04This rock is above.

00:39:05The rock is above.

00:39:06The rock is above.

00:39:11The rock is above.

00:39:19The rock is above.

00:39:22The rock is above.

00:39:23The rock is above.

00:39:24The rock is above.

00:39:26The rock is above.

00:39:29The rock is above.

00:39:29Oh God.

00:39:30You take me from Hollywood.

00:39:32Okay.

00:39:32What do you want to do there?

00:39:34I can do a lot of things.

00:39:35I'll show you a live King Kong.

00:39:37Yes please.

00:39:38Ready?

00:39:39Ready.

00:39:40Ready.

00:40:06Go.

00:40:08Go.

00:40:10Go.

00:40:11Go.

00:40:12Go.

00:40:14Go.

00:40:16Go.

00:40:17Go.

00:40:18Go.

00:40:19Go.

00:40:19Bye, Katkapa.

00:40:25I forgot how much they laugh in the show.

00:40:29Priyanka, our Indian audience,

00:40:32after coming to social media,

00:40:33has become so old.

00:40:34Really?

00:40:35I will give you a like proof.

00:40:36Now, there are some photographs.

00:40:37You will see how many comments will come.

00:40:39Oh, God.

00:40:48The first photo of Priyanka

00:40:49is in Lando, Florida.

00:40:52Notice the theme here.

00:40:53It's subtle.

00:40:56I understand.

00:40:57Priyanka, is this real?

00:40:58Yes, the snake's name is Boa Constrictor.

00:41:01Okay.

00:41:02It's constricted.

00:41:03It's constricted.

00:41:03It's a jacquard.

00:41:04It's a jacquard.

00:41:05I mean...

00:41:10Look at your comments.

00:41:12Wow, Priyanka, Cobra.

00:41:16Cobra.

00:41:17And see.

00:41:18Look at this photo,

00:41:19I remember my grandmother.

00:41:21She was like that.

00:41:26And see.

00:41:28Nick was so distraught.

00:41:36I didn't get close to my friend.

00:41:37I didn't get close to my friend.

00:41:39I might get close to my friend.

00:41:43Look at this.

00:41:43I'll put my eyes on my friend.

00:41:44My friends also say that I'm a snake.

00:41:47This is your line, Kapil.

00:41:49Definitely you have written it.

00:41:50And how are you going to know?

00:41:53And see.

00:41:54In New York, Priyanka.

00:41:55Oh, look at the back of the mirror,

00:41:57how many Priyanka are showing you?

00:41:58I took a selfie in the bathroom.

00:42:00What did you comment on it?

00:42:01Oh, people are commenting on it.

00:42:02People, you can get some comments.

00:42:04Look at this.

00:42:05Look at this.

00:42:05What a class Priyanka is.

00:42:07The bathroom is also wearing a tie.

00:42:12Really nice.

00:42:13And see.

00:42:15My name is Ravi Chopra.

00:42:17And my mother's name is Priyanka Chopra.

00:42:19Yesterday, my parents' teacher meeting.

00:42:21My mother is here.

00:42:23If you can come to the meeting,

00:42:25it will be good for me.

00:42:25It will be cool.

00:42:27And someone commented to him,

00:42:29they replied to him,

00:42:30you are saying yes,

00:42:30tell me you are asking for it

00:42:31or your father is asking for it?

00:42:37Look at it.

00:42:38Oh, what a beautiful picture.

00:42:41Oh, karma.

00:42:42And yes, I am filming.

00:42:43A true Hindustani who promotes the customs and traditions of India.

00:42:48This is true.

00:42:48Listen to the comments.

00:43:08Best one!

00:43:09Best. Number one.

00:43:12People are damn genius.

00:43:14This is so long but such a beautiful picture.

00:43:17I was crowned Miss World at this arena 24 years ago.

00:43:20God, let me tell you about it.

00:43:22Yes, so what was this?

00:43:26He was performing in the O2 arena,

00:43:28and I didn't remember it,

00:43:31but someone remembered me that

00:43:32I became Miss World 24 years ago,

00:43:33in that arena, I became Miss World.

00:43:36Wow!

00:43:39Let's see the comments.

00:43:40The research question is,

00:44:07that's a good one.

00:44:08Let's see.

00:44:09Who are you doing?

00:44:11My wife is so close to her,

00:44:14that she doesn't drink.

00:44:17How cute she looks like Malty.

00:44:19She's hiding her face.

00:44:20Yes, she's like, no.

00:44:23Priyanka, you've enjoyed growing up in India.

00:44:27Malty is growing up there.

00:44:32She's not growing up here.

00:44:33She's coming here.

00:44:35She's coming here.

00:44:35I've come to Hyderabad.

00:44:36Mumbai.

00:44:37She's gone.

00:44:38She's gone.

00:44:38She's been in India.

00:44:39She's been traveling with me.

00:44:41and I'm sure how to do Jaysha.

00:44:41I hope my Sanskrit lives.

00:44:45The same thing.

00:44:46However I know she's all about her.

00:44:49When she's wearing the ghagra chowli,

00:44:52she's called Indian princess.

00:44:53That's why she really liked her.

00:44:55He's named ghagras,

00:44:56and churiyam,

00:44:58bangles,

00:44:58we always get him to.

00:44:59Now, queen's daughter will tell you

00:45:00what would you say in your princess?

00:45:01What would you say during the morning?

00:45:04Look,

00:45:05I don't know some.

00:45:05Some chitpate questions.

00:45:07My aunty.

00:45:07So you have to say that you have worn Indian clothes on the internet.

00:45:13You have never seen them acair.

00:45:16They open up seven holes in a man.

00:45:18That's how it is.

00:45:19It's a good thing to eat acair.

00:45:22They really like acair.

00:45:23They always eat acair because they eat acair in our own house.

00:45:29But you think that you can eat some American.

00:45:32You can eat acair.

00:45:34You have to eat acair?

00:45:43Seriously?

00:45:47Don't tell me.

00:45:49So I have a drawer in which there are acair, acair, acair, acair,

00:45:56acair, acair, acair, acair, acair.

00:45:58So Nick asks, is there a drawer in this drawer?

00:46:01And I say, stay away from this.

00:46:04This is your understanding.

00:46:06One day I have to know them all.

00:46:08Then I have to open my eyes.

00:46:12Everything opened.

00:46:14He said, why does this smell like farts?

00:46:19What?

00:46:20What?

00:46:26If you have to give a Punjabi nickname for Nick,

00:46:30you have to give a Punjabi nickname for Nick.

00:46:30It's your relationship, right?

00:46:32It's like Chachi Tai.

00:46:32Some people don't get the name of Nick Jonas.

00:46:35So what would you like to give a Punjabi name?

00:46:37What would you like to give a Punjabi name?

00:46:37My dad, Chacha, etc.

00:46:39Everything is Nikwa, Nikki, Nikku.

00:46:41You?

00:46:41It's already called him.

00:46:45My dad.

00:46:48He said, Nikkar.

00:46:51Who?

00:46:54Who?

00:46:54Nikkar.

00:46:56I'm thinking, what are you thinking?

00:47:00People in my family,

00:47:01who have to keep the pack a little bit less.

00:47:04Nikkar, come here.

00:47:06I'm a kid.

00:47:08I'm a kid.

00:47:08You've never told me that

00:47:10the Indian food in our food,

00:47:13for example,

00:47:15a lot of water can be bloated.

00:47:16Is that it?

00:47:17Do you ever try that?

00:47:18No, not it.

00:47:19But when it's a food,

00:47:20the food is ruined,

00:47:22it's a food is made in our home.

00:47:24Where in the place,

00:47:25the water can be used to drink.

00:47:27That's the most important thing.

00:47:28What?

00:47:29You're not learning what your kids are this way.

00:47:31You've also taught a couple of Indian people.

00:47:32You've also made a couple of Indian people.

00:47:32Yes, my mother-in-law always sends me to Karwa Chowdh for the first time.

00:47:39But when you told Nick what is the story behind Karwa Chowdh?

00:47:43Why do you keep it? You'll be very happy.

00:47:45I'm very happy.

00:47:46It's her favorite.

00:47:47Wow, you're not eating for my well-being.

00:47:51It's her favorite holiday.

00:47:56We've tried to look at the moon in such a strange places.

00:47:58We've tried to look at the moon.

00:48:00One time we were in the stadium.

00:48:03There was a show in the stadium.

00:48:04There were clouds, there were clouds.

00:48:07There were about 60-70,000 people.

00:48:09They were showing up.

00:48:10It's at 10 o'clock.

00:48:11It's 11 o'clock.

00:48:12I can't see.

00:48:14So this is a very romantic thing, I'll tell you.

00:48:16They took me on the plane and took me on the clouds.

00:48:20And there...

00:48:20Oh!

00:48:23There we go.

00:48:24There we go.

00:48:26I don't think anybody's ever done this.

00:48:29In the shadows, only the slits of the sun?

00:48:35Did you eat it too?

00:48:39Yes.

00:48:40Phil, you ask a lot of questions and talk a lot.

00:48:43I know that the show is a great thing.

00:48:45But since I know you so many years,

00:48:47can I answer some questions?

00:48:50Why not?

00:48:50Why not? Are you ready?

00:48:52Yeah, yeah.

00:48:52I'm a host.

00:48:53This is my audition at Netflix.

00:48:54I hope I do a good job.

00:48:56What a lie.

00:48:57You do it.

00:48:58You need to get an audition.

00:49:00What a lie.

00:49:02If you've done a film in Hollywood,

00:49:04you're also an actor.

00:49:05So, do you want to action or do you want to romance?

00:49:10I'll do romance first, then action.

00:49:12Because if you've done a first action,

00:49:13then I'll get tired.

00:49:19Do you want to say something,

00:49:20when the cameras are off,

00:49:24that you can't say something in the show?

00:49:28Ooh.

00:49:29All right.

00:49:31Ooh.

00:49:33It's a kind of thing,

00:49:34but I can't say something in front of the camera.

00:49:37Yes, yes.

00:49:39And not in front of the camera.

00:49:43Okay, okay.

00:49:44You have to zoom in on the face of the couple.

00:49:46Slow zoom.

00:49:47Tell me.

00:49:48Why are you doing it?

00:49:49I'm not doing it.

00:49:50I'm not doing it.

00:49:51I'm not doing it.

00:49:53I'm not doing it.

00:49:53I'll tell you later on the show.

00:49:54No, I'm not doing it.

00:49:55Okay, let's move on.

00:49:57Tell you what you can say in the show,

00:49:59but you can't say in the show.

00:50:04You've got so much time,

00:50:05so if you don't want to answer the question,

00:50:08then you'll end up with the show.

00:50:09I'm not doing it.

00:50:10I'm not doing it.

00:50:12I'm not doing it.

00:50:13You're doing it.

00:50:14Do you love it?

00:50:16I'm not doing it.

00:50:17Do you want to ask if you want to ask if you're camera.

00:50:19I'm not doing it.

00:50:31Sorry.

00:50:31I will answer the question.

00:50:32I will answer Priyanka and I will answer Priyanka.

00:50:35What will you do?

00:50:36I will answer the first couple of people.

00:50:37Yes.

00:50:38And I will say that whatever happened happened,

00:50:40but my true love is you.

00:50:41Yes! Yes!

00:50:45This is the same thing I was not saying.

00:50:48Now you have made Priyanka,

00:50:49so I don't believe it.

00:50:51So if you don't like Priyanka,

00:50:52if you don't like Priyanka,

00:50:53I don't like that.

00:50:54I don't know what you are saying.

00:50:57Priyanka,

00:50:58your fans

00:50:59want to talk to you.

00:51:01Whatever you have in your mind,

00:51:02you can say anything.

00:51:04Yes, sir.

00:51:05What is the same thing?

00:51:07Wow!

00:51:09Yes, sir.

00:51:10Hello, Kapil, sir.

00:51:11Hello, Priyanka, ma'am.

00:51:12Hello, everyone.

00:51:14Hello.

00:51:15Kapil, sir.

00:51:15My name is Ravi Chotwani.

00:51:17I have come from Ulaas Nagar.

00:51:18Yes, very much.

00:51:19In your show,

00:51:20always,

00:51:22you know,

00:51:24you have a beautiful heroine.

00:51:26Yes, sir.

00:51:27So our Siddhu Paji,

00:51:28we say a song for them.

00:51:30Yes.

00:51:31So today,

00:51:32my heart,

00:51:33my heart,

00:51:34my heart,

00:51:34that Siddhu Paji and Priyanka,

00:51:37both dance together.

00:51:39This is the best.

00:51:43This is the best.

00:51:46Oh, we also want to see.

00:51:48Googly.

00:51:50Siddhu Paji,

00:51:51stand up.

00:51:51Googly.

00:51:54Priyanka,

00:51:54Siddhu Paji,

00:51:56dance very shy feel today.

00:51:58The world is the best dancer

00:52:01and the world is the best dancer.

00:52:03The world is the best dancer.

00:52:03What does this mean?

00:52:05This is the same thing.

00:52:06Googly.

00:52:11Googly.

00:52:25Googly.

00:52:39We walk...

00:52:40We walk away, Paji.

00:52:43We walk away from the ground.

00:52:43This is a possibility for Pryanka.

00:52:45But, Paji, didn't even look at the point.

00:52:47I didn't look at the point.

00:52:50But, sir, you just don't want to dance.

00:52:53We don't want to dance.

00:52:58Oh

00:53:24I'm a diamond king

00:53:26I'm a diamond king

00:53:27Chak-chak dum orchestra

00:53:29Jamna Paar

00:53:30No.8 orchestra, friends

00:53:32Thank you, Raja

00:53:34Not from Hollywood

00:53:37Not from Hollywood

00:53:39Not from Hollywood

00:53:42Not from Hollywood

00:53:44Your love

00:53:45Your love

00:53:46You're a diamond king

00:53:47You're a diamond king

00:53:50You're a diamond king

00:53:51Many people think this is inspired from Hollywood

00:53:55No, no, no

00:53:57This is a direct copy

00:53:59And this is from 52 kg

00:54:01This is from Fragnance

00:54:03This is from Fragnance

00:54:05Oh, the prank is from here

00:54:08Oh

00:54:10Oh

00:54:15Oh

00:54:15Hello

00:54:16How are you?

00:54:21How much fun

00:54:22It's a holistic thing

00:54:24It's a holistic thing

00:54:25How much fun

00:54:27It's a nail polish

00:54:28It's a nail polish

00:54:29It's a nail

00:54:30How much fun

00:54:31It's a little piece of letters

00:54:34It's a small piece of letters

00:54:35Oh, God

00:54:37You're killing me

00:54:38Why don't you like them?

00:54:39Which letters you like?

00:54:40There's a nail polish

00:54:41I don't see

00:54:42You're making sure

00:54:43But your look

00:54:44It's not your opinion

00:54:46I don't see them

00:54:47I don't see them

00:54:48I don't see them

00:54:48But I can't find them

00:54:49Oh

00:54:51Do you have the same?

00:54:52It's a nail polish

00:54:53You're watching

00:54:53Two countries

00:54:53I can find you

00:54:56Don't force me

00:54:57I can't find them

00:54:58I can't find them

00:54:59I can't find them

00:55:01I can't find them

00:55:01How do you like?

00:55:01Take care

00:55:01You look

00:55:09You look

00:55:10What happened to you?

00:55:12Guys, what happened to you?

00:55:13First, they will ask him.

00:55:20They will ask him.

00:55:23What happened to you?

00:55:27He will die now.

00:55:29He doesn't rise.

00:55:31Something happened to you.

00:55:40Guys,

00:55:42are you still alive?

00:55:45I mean, did you not have anything happened?

00:55:48What do we need?

00:55:55Is there a button or does it play?

00:56:00How important is it?

00:56:02It looks good.

00:56:05I cannot be looking into your eyes.

00:56:10Your eyes are very cold.

00:56:13I have heard it like that.

00:56:16But I want to say something.

00:56:20In the world, Priyanka,

00:56:23many laptops will come.

00:56:26But

00:56:28the thing that is on the PC,

00:56:30everyone will come.

00:56:37Diamond Raja,

00:56:40I have heard it like that.

00:56:41You said that

00:56:42two dialects were married.

00:56:44Do you know that they have married?

00:56:48Did you tell me?

00:56:51Oh sorry.

00:56:52This is Diamond Raja.

00:56:54The proprietor Chak Chak Dum Orchestra.

00:56:56Tell me about the program.

00:56:57Yes, thank you so much.

00:56:58Please, have a six.

00:57:00Yes, yes.

00:57:01Yes.

00:57:02You know the show?

00:57:03Yes.

00:57:04You married?

00:57:06Yes.

00:57:08What's your husband's name?

00:57:10Nick Jonas.

00:57:11What's the whole name?

00:57:12It's Nick name.

00:57:16Nick.

00:57:18Yes.

00:57:19Well, a fair question.

00:57:20Yes.

00:57:20It is Nicholas Jerry Jonas.

00:57:24What's the name?

00:57:27Nicholas Jerry Jonas.

00:57:29From Hollywood.

00:57:30America.

00:57:31Okay, it's U.S.

00:57:32U.S.

00:57:48What did they do?

00:57:51I didn't understand it.

00:57:52No, I didn't understand it.

00:57:54I didn't understand it.

00:57:55If you're working, just show your work.

00:57:59You're not serious about your work.

00:58:01I'll show you acting.

00:58:03I don't do acting, but I'm saying real.

00:58:06You should show acting.

00:58:07Where did you do acting?

00:58:07It's real.

00:58:09If it's real, then why did you do acting?

00:58:11You called me for acting.

00:58:12You said, I mean, it's a work.

00:58:15Now, Godfather of Marlin Bronner,

00:58:18I mean, it's a work.

00:58:19I mean, it's a work.

00:58:22I mean, it's a work.

00:58:23I mean, it's a work.

00:58:24But how did it happen?

00:58:25It's like, Bimachal's gone.

00:58:27This is what happened.

00:58:29What kind of work did you get?

00:58:31What kind of work did you get?

00:58:32Do it with your work?

00:58:34Sir, you can do a workshop with me.

00:58:37I will do it with you.

00:58:38You said, Bimachal's gone.

00:58:41Bimachal's gone.

00:58:42Bimachal's gone.

00:58:43This is what I mean.

00:58:45Right.

00:58:46I'm a very good student too.

00:58:47Anything else?

00:58:48If anyone else put it,

00:58:50it's not fun in real.

00:58:51Yes, right.

00:58:51What's the problem?

00:58:53What's the problem?

00:58:54I mean, it's not the problem.

00:58:54I mean, Hollywood...

00:58:59Hollywood sent me an email and I said...

00:59:02Okay.

00:59:02Nice.

00:59:03I said, I'm there.

00:59:05Yes.

00:59:05I said, I didn't do kissing.

00:59:07I won't do it with you.

00:59:10I won't do it with you.

00:59:12I won't do it with you.

00:59:12Your wife won't do it with you.

00:59:15The director has a kissing scene like this.

00:59:18It's like,

00:59:18it's not a candle in the sky.

00:59:21Hello, heroine.

00:59:22You have a kissing scene.

00:59:23Hero, you have a kissing scene.

00:59:24You have a villain.

00:59:25You have a kissing scene too.

00:59:28There's a person in the hospital.

00:59:30The girl comes to the hospital.

00:59:31The girl comes to the mask and kiss her.

00:59:32I'll tell you.

00:59:33No, no, no.

00:59:36You tell me how much oxygen is going to get started.

00:59:39Then kissing her.

00:59:41The girl can die.

00:59:42After that, you can even do kissing in a month.

00:59:44He's running on a while.

00:59:46He's shaking.

00:59:47He's taking away.

00:59:49That's right.

00:59:50I saw the picture.

00:59:51I told her the world,

00:59:52and she's dying.

00:59:53And she's smiling and kissing.

00:59:56She's kissing.

00:59:57It's madness.

00:59:58The hell is the sun and the sky.

01:00:00It's the sun and the sky.

01:00:04What is it, brother?

01:00:06As long as he kisses, he can save two people.

01:00:12What's the point?

01:00:14I've been thinking about it.

01:00:16Then, do you have another tip-tack?

01:00:18Yes, absolutely.

01:00:20We have a program on 31st.

01:00:24So, I want.

01:00:26You want.

01:00:26If you don't have any hands,

01:00:28you don't have any hands.

01:00:29I don't have any hands.

01:00:31Advanced check.

01:00:3351.

01:00:3451.

01:00:35You are a top actor and a top payment.

01:00:38Today, I don't have any payment.

01:00:40Seriously.

01:00:41You have the highest charge in Bollywood.

01:00:43So, we've also given you the highest charge in our bank.

01:00:46Okay?

01:00:47So, you are going to eat, drink and go to our side.

01:00:50We will give you a window seat.

01:00:52I mean, in the first class?

01:00:54No, in Sumo.

01:00:58In Sumo.

01:00:58You have the highest charge in your window seat.

01:01:00Tata Sumo.

01:01:01You have the highest charge in Tata Sumo,

01:01:02but you have the highest charge in Tata Sumo.

01:01:04What would you do?

01:01:05You have a song on New Year.

01:01:08You are doing a duet.

01:01:09Okay.

01:01:10If you are ready, then...

01:01:12My band, come here.

01:01:13You have to practice singing.

01:01:14Come here.

01:01:15Joe Ratalia, guys.

01:01:20I will give you a starting kit.

01:01:21Yes.

01:01:22Popo, medium, silver, gold.

01:01:26PC, one piece.

01:01:29Wow.

01:01:35Oh, my God.

01:01:38Here, you have the P and C.

01:01:43Oh, wow.

01:01:44This is for you.

01:01:45Custom.

01:01:46Wow.

01:01:50Wow.

01:01:54Yeah, Vastu.

01:01:55It will go.

01:01:57Yeah.

01:01:58Pissing.

01:01:59Pissing.

01:02:01Oh, it's looking really nice, actually.

01:02:04It's working?

01:02:04Really nice.

01:02:05I like it.

01:02:06Maybe...

01:02:07Vastu.

01:02:09How do you do the English by Bollywood and Hollywood?

01:02:14So, how are your English?

01:02:16Okay.

01:02:17Okay, sir.

01:02:18Okay, okay.

01:02:19We also need it.

01:02:20All you want, it's enough.

01:02:22All you need, it's enough.

01:02:22Okay, okay.

01:02:23Okay.

01:02:24You are now, you will be able to sing your friends.

01:02:28One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.

01:02:35That's one.

01:02:46Music

01:02:53Baby, dance slowly, slowly

01:02:59Baby, dance slowly, slowly

01:03:06Baby, dance slowly, slowly

01:03:12Party, the whole night will go

01:03:16I know, I'll be holy, holy

01:03:19Baby, drink slowly, slowly

01:03:21Baby, drink slowly, slowly

01:03:24Music

01:03:25Music

01:03:26Music

01:03:36Music

01:03:36A child, there is a lot of love, let's go, holly, holly

01:03:44Baby, ride slowly, slowly

01:03:47Ride slowly, slowly

01:03:5412, when we will sing, we will sing,

01:03:57Ginti, but holly, holly

01:04:01Countdown, ride slowly, slowly

01:04:06We sing, dance slowly, slowly, baby

01:04:09Dance slowly, slowly, baby

01:04:12Dance slowly, slowly, baby

01:04:15Dance slowly, slowly, ayy

01:04:19Out!

01:04:26Yes, so!

01:04:28Countdown to time, oh yeah

01:04:309, 11, 11, 12, 13, 14

01:04:344, but slowly, slowly

01:04:38But slowly, slowly

01:04:40Happy New Year!

01:04:41Happy New Year!

01:04:43Happy New Year!

01:04:50Give us up!

01:04:51Venga Chopra

01:04:53Venga Chopra

01:04:54Venga Chopra

01:04:55Venga Chopra

01:05:02This song may be a lot of hate Which you can name your baby

01:05:06Just baby

01:05:06But slowly, slowly

01:05:07Baby

01:05:08But slowly, slowly

01:05:10Baby

01:05:11Move

01:05:11Slowly, slowly

01:05:12Baby

01:05:13Ride slowly, slowly

01:05:15James

01:05:18Your husband's band is here, right?

01:05:20Yes.

01:05:21Your choice is there.

01:05:26Please, this is yours, all yours.

01:05:30One, two, one, two.

01:05:44We must open it up once for Priyanka Chubada.

01:05:47I want to say something else.

01:05:53You all know that he's a PC actor.

01:05:57He had so much fun.

01:06:02You are a magician, PC. Thank you so much for coming. You are a sweetheart.

01:06:06Thank you. Thank you so much for coming.

01:06:10If you go first, do you want your fans or whatever you want,

01:06:14because the new year is going to come.

01:06:16I will just say that in the world there are very strange things.

01:06:20People are very strange.

01:06:22People are very strange in social media.

01:06:24So choose kindness.

01:06:24Choose your people with your friends.

01:06:28Behave yourself.

01:06:29It's the most important thing.

01:06:32And, friends, today's episode of this season 4.

01:06:36In the next episode, we will be here.

01:06:38We will see the great Indian couple show.

01:06:43Good night. Good night. Good night. Thank you so much.

01:06:46Thank you so much.

01:07:10How many messages were the Renu sent me?

01:07:13He said, look, look, look, what is it?

01:07:17He got to meet the Prime Minister and he says,

01:07:19Prime Minister, which cream you put on your face?

01:07:26I know, a match of cricket team can be in your name.

01:07:31He goes to basketball.

01:07:34In the match, girls are cheerleaders.

01:07:37In the match, girls are playing.

01:07:40But enjoy, the audience doesn't have to do it.

01:07:42No, no, those who are watching at home.

01:07:43For them, girls are more better than them.

01:07:49Do you know what they're talking about?

01:07:51No.

01:07:53Sir, they're saying, they changed their name.

01:07:55Amol Muzumdar, Kabir Muzumdar.

01:08:01He's going.

01:08:07Get it.

01:08:12.

01:08:13.

The Great Indian Kapil Show - Season 4 - Episode 01: Desi Girl, Global Swag - Priyanka Chopra

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