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Watch Scary Movie (2026) full movie online in HD. A hilarious comedy-horror that parodies classic horror films with outrageous gags, suspense, and laugh-out-loud moments. Available in VF & VOSTFR with fast streaming and high-quality video.
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00:00:31Hello?
00:00:32Want to have a little fun?
00:00:34Who is this?
00:00:35Tell me your name and I'll tell you mine.
00:00:37I don't think so.
00:00:39What's that noise?
00:00:41Oops.
00:00:41I farted.
00:00:42I didn't think you would hear me.
00:00:44No.
00:00:45That popping noise.
00:00:46Oh.
00:00:46I'm making popcorn.
00:00:48I'm getting ready to watch a video.
00:00:50Ooh.
00:00:51What is it?
00:00:52It's just a scary movie.
00:00:53Do you like scary movies?
00:00:55Mm-hmm.
00:00:55What's your favorite?
00:00:57I don't know.
00:00:59Think.
00:01:00Oh, I know.
00:01:01Um, Kazam.
00:01:03You know the one where Shaq plays the genie?
00:01:04That's not a horror movie.
00:01:06Well, you haven't seen Shaq act.
00:01:09Hey, you have a nice voice.
00:01:12Thanks.
00:01:13You never did tell me your name.
00:01:15Why do you want to know my name?
00:01:17Because I want to know who I'm looking at.
00:01:22What did you say?
00:01:25Nice breasts.
00:01:27Look, what do you want?
00:01:28I want to see what your insides look like.
00:01:31Well, then turn to page 54.
00:01:34Oh.
00:01:36Hey, nice.
00:01:39Listen, asshole.
00:01:40You've had your fun.
00:01:42Now you better stop or else.
00:01:43Or else what?
00:01:44Or else my boyfriend's gonna be here any minute.
00:01:47And he's black and he'll kick your ass.
00:01:49Oh, really?
00:01:50Yeah.
00:01:50You mean the one who wears makeup and dresses like a woman?
00:01:53How'd you know?
00:01:54Turn the porch lights on.
00:02:03Help!
00:02:04Help!
00:02:05Oh, that's not my boyfriend.
00:02:07I mean, I fucked him a couple of times, but that's it.
00:02:11Look, I'm calling the cops.
00:02:13Go ahead.
00:02:14Call the cops.
00:02:15But you might want to check the back door first.
00:02:18You forgot to lock it.
00:02:43Get down, you psycho!
00:02:49I can't feel my legs.
00:02:51I think my arm is broken.
00:02:54Oh, sorry.
00:02:55I want my mommy.
00:03:01Hello, Drew.
00:03:16Littleivoci.
00:03:18Hello, Drew.
00:03:19I'm so excited.
00:03:22Good luck!
00:03:29Hello, Drew.
00:03:35We break itみたい.
00:03:36Hello, Drew.
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00:10:28C'est bon, c'est bon.
00:10:56C'est bon, c'est bon.
00:11:28C'est bon, c'est bon.
00:11:32C'est bon, c'est bon.
00:11:49C'est bon.
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00:12:00C'est bon.
00:12:01C'est bon, c'est bon.
00:12:02C'est bon.
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00:12:06C'est bon.
00:12:07C'est bon.
00:12:08C'est bon.
00:12:10C'est bon.
00:12:13C'est bon.
00:12:17C'est bon.
00:12:17C'est bon.
00:12:18C'est bon.
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00:17:22Hey, c'est vrai, Cyndi, peut-être que nous devons appeler la police.
00:17:24Oh, oui, c'est une bonne idée, Ray.
00:17:25Qu'est-ce qu'à Brenda ? Comment tu penses qu'elle veut aller à la prison ?
00:17:28C'est manslaughter, OK ? Nous allons tous faire frire pour ça.
00:17:31Nous allons faire 10 à 15 ans.
00:17:32Chut, Bobbi !
00:17:34C'est pas grave, je suis frite.
00:17:35C'est pas grave, je suis frite.
00:17:36C'est pas grave, je suis frite.
00:17:37Je suis frite, mais je suis frite.
00:17:38Tu ne veux pas, tu ne veux pas me, Ray.
00:17:40Nous, on va sortir le corps.
00:17:43Non nécessaire.
00:17:45All right, all right, nous allons faire en l'eau.
00:17:46Non, l'eau, la pierre.
00:17:47Ah, je suis frite, c'est pas grave.
00:17:49Oh, c'est quoi, c'est un beau beau ?
00:17:51On vaarloer, c'est parti.
00:17:53Alors, c'est pas grave, c'est parti.
00:17:53C'est parti.
00:17:54C'est parti, c'est parti, c'est parti !
00:17:55Allez, c'est parti !
00:17:56C'est parti, c'est parti, c'est parti !
00:17:57Je ne vais pas avoir rien que faire avec cette manifestation !
00:17:58C'est parti !
00:17:59Cyndi, c'est parti, c'est parti, 67 ans !
00:18:02J'ai pas un temps qu'il se n'aimait.
00:18:03Vous savez, comme comme quand on était drunken et on se lâche ?
00:18:06Le Damorient, c'est parti, il gomme des d'unis ouverts !
00:18:15Oh, mon Dieu, c'est parti que c'est parti !
00:18:17Oh, shit, it's Shorty.
00:18:19Brinda, take care of him.
00:18:27Shorty, I know you ain't driving without no papers.
00:18:30I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high nigga pie.
00:18:37Hey, yo, can I help you?
00:18:39Yo, what's up, Ray?
00:18:41Yo, son, y'all need jumping cables?
00:18:43Nah, we're cool.
00:18:44Oh, good, because I left my roach clip at home.
00:18:47Go home, Shorty.
00:18:49Yeah, I'll see you later.
00:18:51Peace, Ray.
00:18:53Get the trunk closed.
00:18:54It won't close.
00:18:56Don't do it.
00:19:22Oh, hold on, hold on.
00:19:23Put him down, he's heavy.
00:19:27Jesus.
00:19:28Okay, look.
00:19:30On three, we dump him over the ledge, all right?
00:19:32Wait, wait, wait.
00:19:32Shouldn't we at least check his wallet?
00:19:34For what?
00:19:35Shit, he might have some money.
00:19:38We already committed murder.
00:19:39We might as well rob his ass.
00:19:41I'll take the credit cards.
00:19:42I want the jewelry.
00:19:42I'm going to take his drawers.
00:19:44I want the drawers.
00:19:45Hey, yo, get off.
00:19:47Hey, yo, he drawers.
00:19:48I want it.
00:19:48Hey, yo.
00:19:50I got me a go.
00:19:51Ring.
00:19:52Credit card.
00:19:52All right, let's get him in the water.
00:19:55I don't think I can, Greg.
00:19:56It's not too late.
00:19:57Shut up, okay?
00:19:59Christ already.
00:19:59I'll do it.
00:20:01Come on.
00:20:01Let's get him in the water, okay?
00:20:04One, two, three.
00:20:12Right now, we make a pact.
00:20:14We take this to our grave.
00:20:16Agreed?
00:20:16Agreed.
00:20:17Agreed.
00:20:18Agreed.
00:20:19Say it, Cindy.
00:20:21Say it!
00:20:22We take this to our grave.
00:20:24Say it.
00:20:25We take this to our grave.
00:20:28Ow.
00:20:29And we never mention this again.
00:20:33Mention what?
00:20:34The guy we just killed.
00:20:36Well, you just mentioned it, Greg.
00:20:39Starting now!
00:20:41Let's do it.
00:20:42Bitch, man.
00:20:43God.
00:20:44It's gonna be okay, man.
00:20:46It's gonna be okay.
00:20:47I promise.
00:20:48Just touch it again.
00:20:49Come on.
00:20:50Please?
00:20:54You have to move on, Cindy.
00:20:55That's all behind us now.
00:20:57Exactly.
00:20:58It's a coincidence.
00:20:59Greg's right, Cindy.
00:21:00I mean, what do you think?
00:21:01We're in a horror movie?
00:21:03Yeah.
00:21:04Yeah, you guys are right.
00:21:05I mean, if we were, they'd probably cast some dingbat like Jennifer Love huge tits to play me.
00:21:12Yeah, yeah.
00:21:12Or they'd cast people in the late 20s, early 30s to play us.
00:21:15Right.
00:21:18Kenny, get the camera ready.
00:21:20Here, hold my gum.
00:21:23Hi, Sheriff.
00:21:24Sheriff.
00:21:25Can I get a statement?
00:21:26No comment.
00:21:27Damn.
00:21:27Why don't we have to screw around here to get a stupid story?
00:21:32Hey.
00:21:33Hey, no running.
00:21:37Loser.
00:21:39Slow down.
00:21:40Slow me.
00:21:42Hi.
00:21:44Hi, Gail Halestorm.
00:21:46Field reporter, hard story?
00:21:48Special Officer Doofy.
00:21:49Oh, hi, Doofy.
00:21:51Doofy, listen, is there any problem on campus?
00:21:53No comment.
00:21:54Okay.
00:21:55No comment.
00:21:55Okay.
00:21:56You know, you look awfully young to be a police officer.
00:22:00No, I'm 25 and a half years old.
00:22:02Ooh.
00:22:02Yeah, that's this many.
00:22:03So big.
00:22:04Yeah, he's big.
00:22:06Well, you don't look a day over 12.
00:22:08Yeah.
00:22:09Except for the big head and glazed-over look in your eyes.
00:22:13Ooh, is that true?
00:22:15Yeah, I forgot to swallow.
00:22:17Don't worry, because I never forget.
00:22:22Would you remind me not to do that again?
00:22:24Sorry.
00:22:25Hello.
00:22:25Due to the recent tragedy, the sheriff and me, your principal,
00:22:28will be questioning all students throughout the day.
00:22:30Wow, sounds like we've got the makings of a serial killer on our hands.
00:22:34I'm not supposed to say it's official police business.
00:22:36Hey, Doofy, what do you say you and I go inside my van over there
00:22:41and get to know each other a little better?
00:22:43Would you like that?
00:22:44That van?
00:22:45Yeah, that van right there.
00:22:49Yeah.
00:22:50Yeah, okay, let's go.
00:22:52Come on.
00:22:53Okay.
00:22:54A terrible tragedy and an unbearable loss.
00:22:57It's days like today that we need prayer in school.
00:23:01It starts to unravel the very moral fabric of our society.
00:23:07Here.
00:23:09Go to your daddy.
00:23:14I'll see you after class.
00:23:17Sweet.
00:23:18Okay, class.
00:23:19Who would like to give their oral presentation first?
00:23:25Anybody?
00:23:27Anybody else?
00:23:31Okay, Heather.
00:23:36Okay.
00:23:37Can I start?
00:23:38Yeah.
00:23:39Okay, my presentation is on the First Amendment.
00:23:42And it began on May 25th, 1787 in Philly with George Washington.
00:23:47And it stays, and I quote,
00:23:48When our founding fathers argued the passage of our glorious...
00:23:52Believe it or not, we don't do it.
00:23:54So, okay, this field will be tried to conquer the past.
00:23:59And it's from great repress of governing powers in our war to have...
00:24:14And it's from great repress of our own family in our own city that the other...
00:24:16That there is no one to be able to pass.
00:24:17And it was a good idea...
00:24:20And it's because of the fact that we don't do it.
00:24:21And it's going to be quite a bit...
00:24:23And it's about to the last part...
00:24:23And it's about to be able to support our families.
00:24:23It's about to be זה and to be the only one to have a great job.
00:24:24And it's about to be a good idea.
00:24:24So, you know, if we can go for help.
00:24:26Let's be there.
00:24:28I don't know.
00:24:29I don't know.
00:24:29I don't know.
00:24:31I don't know.
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00:32:43Je vais aller voir un peu plus.
00:32:45All right, fine, fine.
00:32:46Mais je vais aller voir plus tard.
00:32:48Vous voulez aller aller chez moi avec Buffy ?
00:32:50Oui, non problem.
00:32:51All right, fine.
00:32:52Call me later.
00:33:15Bonjour.
00:33:16Bonjour, Cindy.
00:33:18Qui c'est ça ?
00:33:19C'est moi, Bobby.
00:33:21C'est votre bébé.
00:33:23Je suis désolée.
00:33:25Je suis un peu jumpy.
00:33:27Hey, est-ce que c'est son de Gregg ?
00:33:29Non.
00:33:31Vous voulez me venir ?
00:33:32Non.
00:33:34Je vais prendre un bath,
00:33:36puis je vais aller à la maison.
00:33:38OK.
00:33:39Je voudrais te voir, mais je t'aime.
00:33:42Je t'aime.
00:33:43Je t'aime.
00:33:44Je t'aime aussi, bébé.
00:34:08Bobby, je t'ai dit.
00:34:09Je t'aime encore ce que vous avez fait à la Halloween.
00:34:12Qui est-ce ?
00:34:13Qui est-ce ?
00:34:14C'est-ce que c'est ?
00:34:39Qu'est-ce que tu veux ?
00:34:41Oh, voilà, il faut ce que je próprio ...
00:34:42Je veux c'est dans la maison.
00:34:44Tu sais où je tiens?
00:34:48C'est quoi ?
00:34:50Je dois aller tous scope.
00:34:50Je stai souvent partout.
00:34:51Je t'encoute comme une quarantaine,
00:34:51drôle la vie.
00:34:53Rien.
00:34:59Verrez-rais-rais-rais-rais-rais-ça ?
00:35:03What? How do you know that?
00:35:05I can, um, see your feet.
00:35:10Okay, turn around.
00:35:12Close your eyes. No peeking.
00:35:19Yeah.
00:35:20No.
00:35:22Hey, hey, hey. No peeking. No peeking. Turn around.
00:35:26Good.
00:35:27Okay, now you can look.
00:35:30Now do you know where I am?
00:35:32You don't?
00:35:34No, Mr. Killer. I don't know where you are.
00:35:37I'll give you a big clue.
00:35:43Oh, I gotta stop drinking.
00:35:52Grandma!
00:35:53Hi, baby.
00:35:53Oh, oh, oh, my hair!
00:36:18Come on.
00:36:20Come on.
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00:39:44C'est moi.
00:39:45Oh, mon Dieu.
00:39:46C'est un accident, Cale.
00:39:48Je n'ai only touché la tête de la tête.
00:39:51C'est très tendré et juissé.
00:39:53Shut up!
00:40:02Yo.
00:40:03Bonjour, Shorty.
00:40:05Qu'est-ce que vous faites?
00:40:07N'importe.
00:40:08Sous-titrage, regardé la game,
00:40:10smoking un peu.
00:40:12Mais voilà ?
00:40:14Tu es numérée ?
00:40:17Oui.
00:40:18Au醋-souuuut.
00:40:19Who...
00:40:20Qui se passe ?
00:40:21Yo, qu'est-ce que tu dois faire ?
00:40:25Tu peux laressing et gore.
00:40:29Oui.
00:40:30Hé, colleagues, qu'est-ce qu'est-ce que tu dois ?
00:40:34He's ouvert.
00:40:36Qu'est-ce que tu dois ?
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00:41:07Good and bad.
00:41:10What did you say?
00:41:13Hey, Stan.
00:41:14Got you an ice pack for your hand.
00:41:17Ow!
00:41:18Sorry.
00:41:20I'll get you one for your head.
00:41:22No, no, that's okay, Doofy.
00:41:25Hey, we're gonna get that guy that you dumped in the water.
00:41:28Yeah.
00:41:29I'll be next door if you need me.
00:41:32Night, Stan.
00:41:35Buffy, you told him?
00:41:36The moron overheard a conversation Greg and I were having.
00:41:39Yeah, but what if he says something?
00:41:41Who's gonna believe a retarded retard like him anyway?
00:41:44Don't worry.
00:41:45Cindy, telephone.
00:41:49Thank you.
00:41:51Hello?
00:41:52Hello, Cindy.
00:41:55Guess what?
00:41:56No!
00:41:57You got the wrong guy.
00:41:59No!
00:41:59Doofy!
00:42:00Stop, Bobby.
00:42:01Who is this?
00:42:03Doofy!
00:42:04Help me!
00:42:12Hello?
00:42:16Hello?
00:42:18I said don't disturb you.
00:42:20I'm cleaning my room.
00:42:28I heard Bobby got out this morning.
00:42:31I haven't seen him around.
00:42:32Is he pissed?
00:42:34You mean since you branded him the Candyman?
00:42:36No.
00:42:37His heart is broken.
00:42:38Yo, son.
00:42:39It's like I've seen this all before.
00:42:41They had a killer at your old high school shorty?
00:42:43Nah, it was in this movie Scream.
00:42:45Same dialogue and everything.
00:42:47This is ill.
00:42:48How did it end?
00:42:49I don't know.
00:42:50Some niggas started shooting up in the movie theater,
00:42:51so we just broke out.
00:42:53No doubt.
00:42:54Okay.
00:42:55I say we all just stick together.
00:42:57Tonight, everyone meet at my house.
00:42:59And bring some friends, but don't tell everyone, okay?
00:43:02Try to keep it quiet.
00:43:03Okay.
00:43:04Yo!
00:43:05Party at Cindy's house!
00:43:07Drunk white women for everybody!
00:43:12Ray, if you see Bobby, tell him I love him.
00:43:16Okay.
00:43:17If I see Bobby, I'll tell him I love him.
00:43:27Jesus!
00:43:28It's okay.
00:43:29It's all right.
00:43:29It's just me.
00:43:31Well, you don't still think it's me, do you?
00:43:32No.
00:43:33It's just that somebody did try to kill me.
00:43:35Yeah, and the police said I scared him away.
00:43:37I know.
00:43:38He called me last night.
00:43:39Yeah, so you see, it couldn't have been me.
00:43:41I was in jail last night, remember?
00:43:45You're the best.
00:43:47I'm sorry.
00:43:49Please understand.
00:43:50Understand what?
00:43:51That my girlfriend would rather call me a killer than touch me?
00:43:53That's not true, Bobby.
00:43:54Then what is it?
00:43:54What is it?
00:43:55She's gone, and she's not coming back.
00:43:57It's been over a year, Cindy.
00:43:59But Ginger was such an important part of the Spice Girls.
00:44:02You gotta move on, baby.
00:44:05I'm sorry if my complicated life is an inconvenience to your perfect existence.
00:44:12Cindy.
00:44:13Cindy.
00:44:15Everybody listen up.
00:44:17Let me just say, uh, the killing of these teenagers has been tragic.
00:44:22But, uh, hey, you know, shit happens.
00:44:26Sheriff!
00:44:27Sheriff!
00:44:28Sheriff!
00:44:29Sheriff!
00:44:29Sheriff!
00:44:30Sheriff!
00:44:30Sheriff!
00:44:30Yes, Ms. Thunderstorm?
00:44:31Have they found Cindy Campbell's father?
00:44:33No.
00:44:34Isn't he a suspect?
00:44:35That is classified information.
00:44:36Where are you getting that?
00:44:37I'm sorry, but, uh, my sources are strictly confidential, Sheriff.
00:44:41Hey, gal.
00:44:43Gal swallows!
00:44:52Watch this.
00:44:55Hello?
00:44:57Who is this?
00:45:00What?
00:45:01You want to kill me?
00:45:03Oh, God.
00:45:05Hold on.
00:45:06Cindy, it's for you.
00:45:12All right, knock it off, Bucky.
00:45:14Now, as you've all heard, there is a killer in our town, and the police have asked us to give
00:45:19you the following safety tips.
00:45:21Stay in well-lit areas.
00:45:23Do not travel alone whenever possible.
00:45:26Always wipe front to back.
00:45:28And remember, never, ever believe someone when they tell you that shaving your pubic hair will rid you of crab
00:45:35infestation.
00:45:37Now, I understand this is a difficult time for you, young ladies.
00:45:41So, if anyone needs to come to my office to talk, I am here for you.
00:45:48Oh, my God.
00:45:50What a crock of shit.
00:45:52It's not, Buffy.
00:45:53He's real.
00:46:06Miss Mann?
00:46:09Come in, dear.
00:46:11Have a seat.
00:46:11Take off your bra if you'd like.
00:46:15No, thanks.
00:46:18What can I do for you, Cindy?
00:46:20I need to talk.
00:46:22See, I have this problem, and I don't know who to tell.
00:46:27Not feeling so fresh?
00:46:29Hmm?
00:46:30Feminine odor and itching got you down?
00:46:33Oh, no.
00:46:34No, not that.
00:46:36Then what is it?
00:46:40I have a terrible secret.
00:46:43Well, Cindy, we all have our little secrets.
00:46:49Sometimes we do things we're not so proud of.
00:46:52Some for money.
00:46:54Others to gain the athletic edge on the competition.
00:46:58Sometimes those secrets come back to haunt us.
00:47:01Do you know what I mean?
00:47:03Yes, I do, Miss Mann.
00:47:05Thanks for ball.
00:47:07I mean all.
00:47:08Your help.
00:47:08I have to go to class.
00:47:12Anytime, dear.
00:47:16Buffy, are you coming?
00:47:17I'll catch up with you guys in a sec.
00:47:25Red and raw.
00:47:29Hello?
00:47:38Somebody there?
00:47:40Hello?
00:47:45Ah!
00:47:49Very funny.
00:47:50Who put you up to this, Cindy?
00:47:52Lose the cape.
00:47:53It's way too 90s horror.
00:47:57Oh, so what movie is this from?
00:47:59Don't die, cheerleader, die.
00:48:03Want to play psycho killer?
00:48:06Can I be the helpless cheerleader?
00:48:10Oh, so is this where I'm supposed to beg for my life?
00:48:14Please, Mr. Keller, don't kill me.
00:48:19Oh!
00:48:21So is this where I'm supposed to bleed?
00:48:24I'm bleeding.
00:48:24I'm bleeding.
00:48:26Eek, eek, eek.
00:48:29Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to run, right?
00:48:31All right.
00:48:32Okay.
00:48:33I'm ready!
00:48:34I'm ready!
00:48:36I'm ready!
00:48:37Help!
00:48:38Oh!
00:48:39Now I'm going to fall and break my leg, leaving me helpless.
00:48:42Ow!
00:48:45There you go, Mr. Scary Killer.
00:48:47I'm panicking now.
00:48:49Oh!
00:48:50Guys!
00:48:51Somebody!
00:48:52Please help me!
00:48:53Oh!
00:48:54Oh!
00:48:55Oh, no!
00:48:56No!
00:48:58Oh, now what?
00:49:00Oh!
00:49:01I guess this is the big climax!
00:49:03Hope you don't mind if I fake it!
00:49:08Oh!
00:49:10Look at me!
00:49:11I'm all dead!
00:49:12I'm a gross, scary, severed head!
00:49:14Come on!
00:49:15Please!
00:49:16Do you know who I am?
00:49:17I'm Miss Teen!
00:49:18You're really giving me a headache!
00:49:20And you got blood all over my Gucci sweater!
00:49:22I hope you're gonna pay for that!
00:49:24I will not be ignored by lights!
00:49:27I'm gonna jump!
00:49:29Phil!
00:49:30Get back in there!
00:49:31No!
00:49:32What are you doing up there?
00:49:33Be reasonable!
00:49:35I can't do it!
00:49:35I can't take this fuckin' job!
00:49:37Or those greasy shithead teenagers anymore!
00:49:40I'm gonna end it all!
00:49:42Wait!
00:49:43Hold on!
00:49:44We're getting help for ya!
00:49:45Now, we know Bobby's not the killer, so who is?
00:49:48I don't know.
00:49:49Well, if the killer was in your house last night,
00:49:51why didn't he just kill you then?
00:49:53Because he's just messing with us!
00:49:55Don't you see?
00:49:56He's got us right where he wants us!
00:49:57We can't go to the police!
00:49:59He's just out there watching us and waiting for us!
00:50:02What are you waiting for, huh?!
00:50:06What are you waiting for?!
00:50:09What are you waiting for?!
00:50:11What am I waiting for?!
00:50:13What am I waiting for?!
00:50:15What am I waiting for?!
00:50:15What are you waiting for?!
00:50:17What are you waiting for?!
00:50:17Fuck you!
00:50:19Oh!
00:50:19Oh!
00:50:21Oh my God!
00:50:23Ray, I still don't think this party is a good idea.
00:50:26You know I'm not gonna let nothing happen to you.
00:50:28I just don't feel right.
00:50:29Why can't we just do something else?
00:50:32Okay, how about we go to the movies?
00:50:34Huh?
00:50:34You like that?
00:50:36Yes.
00:50:36See a little movie, huh?
00:50:39Oh yeah.
00:50:40Hey!
00:50:41That is my song!
00:50:44What?
00:50:44You know they gave me a shout out on the album, right?
00:50:46What?!
00:50:47Yeah!
00:50:48Everywhere I go, I see the same home!
00:50:51Wow!
00:50:54Can I tell you how sexy you look in my jersey?
00:50:57Absolutely!
00:50:58Yes!
00:50:59I like it!
00:51:00Hey, get up!
00:51:01Go over there!
00:51:02Let me see it!
00:51:04Uh-huh!
00:51:07Ooh!
00:51:08Yes!
00:51:09I like that!
00:51:11You like that?
00:51:12Yeah!
00:51:12You like that?
00:51:14Put this on with it!
00:51:17Right!
00:51:18You look so freaky!
00:51:19That's right!
00:51:20You know I'm freaky, girl!
00:51:21Go on!
00:51:22Pull it out!
00:51:23Ooh!
00:51:24Ooh!
00:51:25Ah!
00:51:25Ah!
00:51:27Yeah!
00:51:28Yeah!
00:51:28Put this on with it!
00:51:30Go on!
00:51:33You sure?
00:51:34Go on, girl!
00:51:35Go on!
00:51:36Put it on!
00:51:39Come on!
00:51:42I like that look!
00:51:43Ooh!
00:51:45I'm bad!
00:51:46Ah-ha!
00:51:46Yes!
00:51:47Here!
00:51:47Put this on with it!
00:51:50Come on, girl!
00:51:51Put it on!
00:51:52Yeah!
00:51:53Put that shit on there!
00:51:54Come on!
00:51:54Just shove it on!
00:51:56Do it!
00:51:56Yeah!
00:51:57Ooh!
00:51:58So fucking sexy!
00:51:59Come here, girl!
00:52:00Bring your little sexy ass over here!
00:52:02Come on!
00:52:02Four feet!
00:52:03Charge!
00:52:03Ah!
00:52:04Ah!
00:52:05Ah!
00:52:05Ah!
00:52:07Yes!
00:52:08Yes!
00:52:09Come on!
00:52:09Turn around!
00:52:10Turn around!
00:52:11Come on!
00:52:11Yes, Brendan!
00:52:13Take it, Brendan!
00:52:13Take it, Brendan!
00:52:14Help!
00:52:15Uh, uh, Brenda!
00:52:16Come on!
00:52:17Come on!
00:52:17Put the helmet on!
00:52:18No, let's role play!
00:52:19Come on!
00:52:19You get me!
00:52:20Get me!
00:52:21Come on!
00:52:22Come on!
00:52:22I'm here at Lover's Lookout.
00:52:24It's dark, it's in the middle of nowhere,
00:52:27and it's where hormone-driven teens love to come and fool around.
00:52:30So very likely, we're about to see someone get killed.
00:52:33Okay, sure enough, there's a girl in that car, blouse unbuttoned, all alone.
00:52:37Let's see if she'll have a word with us.
00:52:40Hi, Gail Halestorm, author of the new book, You're Next.
00:52:44Oh, yeah!
00:52:45Can you tell us your name?
00:52:47Well, my name's Heather.
00:52:48Heather, can you tell us what you're doing out here all alone?
00:52:51Well, yeah, sure.
00:52:53My boyfriend and I were just, like, making out, and then we heard a noise out there,
00:52:57so he went to go check it, but...
00:52:58Mm-hmm.
00:52:59Well, that was, like, ten minutes ago or so.
00:53:01Yeah, yeah.
00:53:01Heather, has it crossed your little mind that your boyfriend was probably murdered,
00:53:05and you're about to be slaughtered next?
00:53:08Really?
00:53:10No way!
00:53:11Way.
00:53:12Heather, good luck!
00:53:13Thanks, Gail!
00:53:14You're the best!
00:53:14I know!
00:53:15Okay!
00:53:16I thought the murder was happening!
00:53:18Please, please!
00:53:18I'm gonna try and break into the bloodshed!
00:53:20Are you getting this?
00:53:21Excuse me!
00:53:22Heather!
00:53:23Heather!
00:53:23Can you tell us what you're feeling, honey?
00:53:25Lots of pain!
00:53:27Gil, please help me!
00:53:28Gil, please!
00:53:29I'd like to help you out in, but it sweeps!
00:53:31Sir!
00:53:31Sir!
00:53:31Can I get a word with you?
00:53:33Sir!
00:53:33You've got a lot of nerve coming here!
00:53:34I'm just trying to do my job!
00:53:36Get the camera off me!
00:53:37No, Kenny!
00:53:37Keep rolling!
00:53:38Keep rolling, Kenny!
00:53:39I'm gonna slice your head off...
00:53:40Sweet Jesus!
00:53:41Get the camera off me!
00:53:43Oh, I got Kenny!
00:53:45Kenny!
00:53:46You've ever met him!
00:53:48Kenny!
00:53:49Oh, God!
00:53:50He's right behind you!
00:53:50He's the smartest gentleman!
00:53:52Get him!
00:53:53Ugh!
00:53:59I am so scared right now.
00:54:03I just wanna say...
00:54:05To the family of my cameraman, Kenny...
00:54:08I am so sorry.
00:54:11This was my interview.
00:54:15My story.
00:54:17It's all my fault.
00:54:25You want some popcorn?
00:54:27Uh-uh.
00:54:27I brought me a little snack of my own.
00:54:32You want some chicken?
00:54:33Nah.
00:54:39Uh-huh.
00:54:40For all y'all talkers up in here.
00:54:42It's time to keep it down right now.
00:54:44Shh!
00:54:46Shh!
00:54:46Back at you!
00:54:47Shh!
00:54:50Why, they acting already?
00:54:52It ain't nothing but the previews.
00:54:57The largest ship the world had ever known.
00:55:00It's 400 passengers and crew on a maiden voyage to a brave new world.
00:55:05A journey that would change their lives forever.
00:55:08Whoo!
00:55:11Whoo!
00:55:12Whoo!
00:55:12Whoo!
00:55:13Whoo!
00:55:14I'm the king of the world!
00:55:16Whoo!
00:55:18Whoo!
00:55:20Whoo!
00:55:21Whoo!
00:55:21Whoo!
00:55:21Whoo!
00:55:22Get your ass back down there, boy!
00:55:24I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick.
00:55:26Totally, now.
00:55:27The movie's not to come away.
00:55:28I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
00:55:28Here, take your hot sauce.
00:55:30Hurry up, man.
00:55:31Don't be long.
00:55:34Back up!
00:55:34Look it through!
00:55:37You can move back some.
00:55:38You don't own the theater.
00:55:45And they're off!
00:55:46It's number three in the lead!
00:55:48Number two close behind!
00:55:49And number three is the winner!
00:55:53Whoo!
00:55:54Yeah!
00:55:55What's up?
00:55:56And number four to show.
00:55:58Next week's Triple Crown.
00:56:00Two, thirty.
00:56:02Three, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero.
00:56:31Hey, who was that?
00:56:33Come on, do it again.
00:56:34Do it again.
00:56:47Uh, no!
00:56:51Mm-mm!
00:56:53Mm-mm!
00:56:54Mm-mm!
00:56:55Don't go in there!
00:56:57Shit!
00:57:00Ah!
00:57:01Ah!
00:57:02Ooh!
00:57:03Ooh!
00:57:05Ooh!
00:57:09C'est pas grave !
00:57:11Excusez-moi ?
00:57:13Je pense que j'ai payé mon argent comme tout le monde ici.
00:57:16C'est pas un homme !
00:57:19Tu peux voir la peau de la vraie là-bas !
00:57:21Doit-il vous plaît ?
00:57:22Je sais que tu dois sortir de ma face !
00:57:26De ma face ! De ma face !
00:57:28De ma face !
00:57:28C'est tout moi ici ! Tu n'arrête pas ça !
00:57:31Vous arrêtez la merde !
00:57:33Mmm, mmm !
00:57:35Ce film est bien !
00:57:37Hey, bébé !
00:57:39Tu reviens juste en temps !
00:57:42Brad Pitt's ex-girlfriend est un vrai freak !
00:57:45Shut up !
00:57:47Yeah, je l'ai compris !
00:57:49Je l'ai compris !
00:57:50Je l'ai compris sur la caméra !
00:57:51Tu n'as pas compris ça !
00:57:59Bonjour !
00:58:00Bonjour !
00:58:00Bonjour !
00:58:01Bonjour !
00:58:01Je suis dans le film !
00:58:03Ah, ah !
00:58:04Oh !
00:58:06Oh !
00:58:07Oh !
00:58:07You lying !
00:58:08For Christ's sake !
00:58:09Will you just shut your trap !
00:58:11Shut up !
00:58:12Hold on !
00:58:13I don't know why y'all is acting like this !
00:58:16My girlfriend already seen the movie !
00:58:18She said they don't even stay together in the end !
00:58:20Give me that !
00:58:22Right on !
00:58:25You sit down !
00:58:28Shut up !
00:58:30Shut up !
00:58:31Your ass is grass !
00:58:36This is for Thelma and Louise !
00:58:39This is for talking !
00:58:40For the fugitive !
00:58:41You ruined Schindler's List !
00:58:43All Jackie Chan movies !
00:58:45Boogie Nights !
00:58:46And Big Mama's house !
00:58:49And Big Mama's house !
00:58:50We're to keep your shoes !
00:58:59No !
00:59:05And I cannot marry the daughter of Sir Robert and Lessebs !
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