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Hollyoaks 17th March 2026 (Full Episode)
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00:01Dylan!
00:03Vicky's taking slimming jabs.
00:05Please get her to stop.
00:08If I have only got months left,
00:10then let's let them be the best months that we've ever lived.
00:13I know what it's like to want to be something else.
00:16To have to be someone else.
00:19I'm not trans.
00:20No, I know.
00:23But I'm also not myself.
00:25I don't know who I am.
00:27Hello, Jensen.
00:28I've been looking for you.
01:08You can't keep it up to me, Trevor.
01:12Warren!
01:18We're going to end this once and for all.
01:31Uncle Tom, we're voting for duty while your parents go to London
01:40Oh, well, I wasn't expecting a welcome party
01:44Ah, Steve, there's something we need to tell you
01:48Right, you kidnapped me, beat me up, bought me in a boot in your car all night
01:52What's the plan, big man? If you're going to end it, end it
01:56You know, I left you in that boot to give you some time to think
01:59But my patience is one thing
02:02So come on, who are you working for?
02:03Why do you find it so hard to believe what I told you in Liverpool when we first met?
02:07Warren, I'm your brother
02:09Nah
02:17Right, go to my place
02:19Flat 4, Markley Sour, key code 5625
02:22Bottom jar of the kitchen, brown envelope
02:27Right, what are you going to do? Leave me here?
02:29Look, I'll just keep shouting
02:31No, you won't
02:46So, yeah, Jack will be fine looking after the pub
02:48We just need you to keep an eye on the hutch
02:50Oh, yeah, don't worry
02:51Tony's filming on all of this, right?
02:52I've made notes
02:54Thanks for doing this, Don
02:55Any time, bruv
02:57Now, listen
02:58You better be around for him if the worst happens
03:01He's going to need support from the people he loves
03:03Do I ain't?
03:05No
03:06I mean it
03:08If I don't make it
03:10I need to know he's going to be strong for the kids
03:12You're going to make it, yeah
03:14OK
03:23I'll just save the tears for the marriage therapist
03:26Maybe he'll believe they're genuine
03:29Right, you lot, you'll be good for Uncle Dom, OK?
03:31We'll see you soon
03:33See ya
03:35See ya, kids
03:38Right
03:39Let's get you off to school, eh?
03:40Yeah?
03:42We could play I spy if you like
03:44But I warn you, I am the world champion
03:46Have a good day at school, guys
03:48Yeah, we will
03:51What are you doing?
03:53You don't really think we're going in, do you, are?
03:55Yeah, if mum and dad are determined to turn this into a broken home
03:58Might not have some fun while we still can
04:02Lucas broke out of prison?
04:03Yeah
04:03Are you going to tell Steve about this thing you've been exploring?
04:07So, Rex and James
04:07You need to know the truth
04:09You're getting married, yes
04:11Well, that's a big change of balance and the man got one
04:13Well, yeah, anyway
04:14After all that, I don't know what he's freshed out of his son
04:17So, James went on the way
04:18On the way where?
04:20Travelling
04:21Abroad
04:22Dylan's sake of James out of the country
04:23I thought we might have told you
04:25He did ask for her permission, yeah
04:27Well, it would have been difficult, considering she's not talking to me
04:30What?
04:32Well, when I got there, she'd already worked out something that was up
04:34Lucas had not been in contact for ages, neither had Vicky or Frankie
04:37Did you tell her about you having it off with Dylan?
04:41Yes
04:42How did she react?
04:44How do you think?
04:45Badly
04:46And the college work's already been chaotic, then I dropped that bombshell
04:49And the minute I told her Lucas in prison, that was it
04:51It was just the final straw
04:53So, she chucked me out and I had to check myself into an airport hotel
04:57So, I've lost me son
04:58I might never see me grandson ever again
05:00And me daughter in America, she's fuming at me
05:02She don't want to speak to me either
05:03You haven't lost Lucas, okay
05:05He wants you in his life
05:07Oh, did you and mine not so dead ex work that out
05:10When you helped him escape from prison?
05:12Listen, Lucas chose to go back to prison, didn't he?
05:14So, that's what's important
05:15Right, any more surprises?
05:17Before me jet lag kicks in?
05:21Erm
05:23Listen, I don't really know what to tell you this, but
05:27What?
05:30Where's this taxi?
05:31You should have been here ten minutes ago
05:34Deezy hates me
05:35Yeah, she doesn't hate you
05:37She thinks we're having marital problems
05:39Look, if she knew the truth
05:41What?
05:41Then her mum might be gone before the end of school too
05:44Oh, please don't say that
05:46This doctor in Holy Street is really good
05:48Yeah
05:49Oh, here he is
05:53You two off on a mucky midweek, Ev?
05:56What's up?
05:59We'll tell you when we get back
06:00We've got a train to catch
06:02Come on, darling
06:04You look like you've had a sucker punched at gut
06:08What's up?
06:10I've got cancer
06:14What?
06:16Yeah
06:17Under the terminal, so
06:21Diane
06:23I am so sorry
06:26It's okay
06:29It's okay
06:29But listen
06:30We're going to London to
06:31To see a specialist
06:33And get a second opinion
06:34Exactly
06:35I mean, there's experimental treatments here and abroad
06:37We're gonna beat this, aren't we?
06:39Yeah
06:41But do's a favour and don't mention it to anyone, will you?
06:43Because we haven't told her kids yet
06:46Of course not
06:48Come on, get go
06:52Good luck
07:10I just came back to change
07:11I'll see you there, all right?
07:15Dodge
07:15Ain't you supposed to be in school?
07:17Have you got an inset day?
07:20That's funny
07:21Because when I got off shift just now
07:22I saw a load of kids wearing your uniform
07:24Oh, they must have got their dates mixed up
07:26Don't make us the lot of them
07:28Kathleen
07:29Look, just because you're hooking up with my mum
07:31It don't make you my dad
07:33I know that
07:34It don't mean I care for you any less than I do your sister
07:37I want us to be a proper family
07:38You can want all you like
07:39It don't make it reality
07:42Kathleen Angel
07:47Was you just talking to her?
07:49I swear I could hear her
07:50It's longer on registration
07:51No
07:53It's just me
07:56Look at us now
07:58Me off to London
08:00You opening this place tomorrow
08:02It's so exciting
08:03I know
08:04I bet you're glad that you did sign with that model agent now
08:07Well, considering he said I was the size of a house, yeah
08:10You know he was wrong about that
08:12You are absolutely perfect as you are
08:14I know, but, you know, there's always room for upgrades
08:18Frank, do you want to come look at the treatment room before you go press list?
08:20Erm, yeah, okay
08:24You know, when I finish ballet school, we shall follow Dylan's lead and go on travelling
08:27Erm, no thanks
08:28Can you imagine me in some bunk bed and skanky hostel?
08:32Yeah, but there'd probably be loads of fit lads in them hostels
08:35Oh, sign me off
08:51Help, help, help
09:04You had one job, raid the cellar and you choose the smallest bottle of cider in the world?
09:08Eh?
09:13Oh, finally, someone I can have a decent conversation with
09:16You made it
09:17Just about
09:19Do you want to drag me to the back of school and maybe climb the fence so she can have
09:22her phone behind the bins?
09:24What?
09:24Oh mate, she's never going to forgive me
09:27Why should she? You called her a slag?
09:29If you tried that with me, I would have folded you like a deck chair
09:32Look, it's just going to be more awkward the more you don't talk to her
09:34You know, go over there and apologise
09:38Don
09:43I was wondering if you maybe wanted to come over in game, you know, like, after school
09:48Tom, come
09:50What else?
09:50Come
09:54You alright, Trina?
09:56You better have a big apology in that saggy back pocket of yours
10:06You alright?
10:07Not bad
10:10Look, I hate the way things have been between us these past few months
10:14I was banged out of order for what I called you
10:17I just had a daft five minutes, which is no excuse
10:24I'm sorry
10:24Can you forgive me?
10:30Go on then
10:31Yeah?
10:32Maybe you fancy a drink?
10:34Yeah
10:42I hope you told him to do one
10:43Trina Arena strikes again
10:46Ant still fancies me
10:51Vicks, before Dylan left, he told me something and-
10:56Yes, you finally can possibly steal in your expensive mascara
10:59Say it is
11:00Hi
11:01Um
11:03Hi Emma
11:04I need more of them pills
11:06What?
11:07Have you got any?
11:08No, no I'm not gonna do that
11:10They said you've been taking them for ages, so you must have some somewhere Gemma
11:14No
11:15And even if I did, I'm not gonna let you relapse
11:20Come in, sit down
11:23Mum and Dad got to London safely
11:25As long as I'm not forced to live with that sad old cow with a divorce, I couldn't care less
11:29You just give your gob a rest for once in your life
11:34I ain't got any decent tunes here
11:36Sounds like something my mum would listen to
11:38You gonna speak to Ant for me?
11:40No chance, he's a mug
11:41I just wanna make sure he's still keen before I make a move
11:43Come on
11:44Please
11:45Get off
11:53Hey
11:56Look, I don't know why I'm even wasting my breath with this
11:59But Trina's watching so I'm gonna try and make you look authentic
12:04She's moving mad and for some reason she still fancies you
12:11You're just some sad lad who gets his entire personality off watching even sadder lads chat rubbish about girls who
12:17won't look at them twice
12:18Yeah
12:20Yeah, I don't know
12:21Thanks
12:27Does he still like me?
12:29I don't think he's in the right headspace for a girlfriend at the minute
12:34Well it's his loss
12:36There's plenty of other fit boys around here
12:40We need to get you to a meeting
12:42I will
12:43Later
12:44Being in recovery is difficult
12:45But I know you can go the distance
12:47Mercedes, you beat cancer
12:49Yeah, well I were the lucky one, weren't I?
12:53I've just found out someone I know is terminal
13:03I feel proper guilty
13:05We shouldn't feel guilt for surviving
13:08Well she's a good mum, a good person
13:12I've done so much wrong in my life but
13:14Yeah, I get a second chance, I get to be with my kids, she don't
13:18Just feel like I don't deserve it, you know
13:20No, of course you do
13:22We all make mistakes
13:24The best thing you can do by your friend is by changing your life and sticking to it
13:28Take that trip
13:30I don't sit still
13:31Buy an expensive handbag
13:33I do, even I can't afford it
13:36Skydive?
13:37Skydive, hmm?
13:39I think that's a problem
13:41I'm skydiving my way through my life
13:43Right, well you said it yourself
13:45You've been given a second chance, take it with both hands
13:48Take control, that's what I'm doing
13:53It's time for you to take that parachute
14:19It's time for you to take that parachute
14:22Oh my...
14:25OK
14:27Hello
14:29Hey, that just barge past in here uninvited
14:32Erm, I am invited
14:35Ro told me to wait here while he takes Trina home
14:37She got leathered and she threw it all over Didi
14:40Right, what are you doing?
14:42I've got any decent snacks, I'm starving
14:45Ooh
14:48Right, can you leave, yeah? I wanna be on my own
14:54Let me show you how to play this properly
14:59I'd rather you just get out my face and leave me alone, to be honest
15:02What is your problem?
15:03You're my problem, yeah?
15:05Having a go at me like that in the park
15:08I mean you look like a right idiot
15:09You're doing a good enough job with that yourself
15:11You're sat here sulking in your PJs
15:13Oh my God, will you just give your big cop a rest for once in your life?
15:17You what?
15:18You heard me
15:20Oh, Kathleen Angel McQueen
15:23The never ending podcast
15:24That nobody asked for
15:26Anna Hutchinson
15:28The massive loser that no one wants to hang out with
15:33Why are you still here then, eh?
15:36If I'm that much of a loser and I'm awful then why don't you just go
15:39You do one
15:40Me? This is my house
15:48So, this specialist that Diane and Tony have seen in London
15:52He'll be able to save her though, won't he?
15:54Well, I'm crossing everything but part of me thinks they might be giving us false hope
15:57We need to make sure that whatever time Diane does have left
16:01It's filled with joy, happiness and memories for her, Tony and the kids
16:07Sorry
16:08Can I get this?
16:09Yeah?
16:11You haven't eaten since the night and you must be starving
16:13I'm not hungry
16:15Yeah, I'll come straight away
16:17Sorry about this
16:18Would you mind watching the restaurant for half hour? Something's come up
16:21Yeah, it's fine
16:22Ned, thank you
16:26You're right in what you're saying though
16:28We need to make memories for Diane and the family
16:31I will do whatever it takes to make sure that happens
16:36Okay, let's bring the wedding forward
16:38I mean it Rex, marry me as soon as possible
16:55What is it? What's wrong?
16:56What is it? What is it? What is it?
16:58You know you, where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Where is it?
17:06I've got it, I've got it
17:12I've got it
17:12You need to sit up
17:14Just breathe, just breathe, just breathe, just breathe
17:17You alright?
17:20So
17:21You found the birth certificate
17:25Now how do you believe we're brothers?
17:30Yeah, I just nipped home
17:32But I'll be back at yours in a bit for some wedding planning
17:36Yeah, yeah, yeah
17:38Can't wait
17:49Alright
17:59You just don't know, know
18:01How I learn
18:03How do you know, know
18:05I've gone, you've got a finger on
18:08Uh, uh, yeah, come in.
18:14It's all right.
18:19Yeah, uh, Froggy's not in, but I'll, uh, I'll let him know that he dropped by.
18:24No, it's OK. I can wait.
18:29Do you want to change the way that you look?
18:32What do you mean?
18:34I'm just worried about my sister.
18:37There's just so much pressure these days.
18:40People using AI to look perfect in social media and then trying to make that a reality in real life.
18:45It's like we're trying to hide who we are, like we're not comfortable in our own skin.
18:50Ah!
18:52Rex, you're bleeding.
18:53No, no, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
18:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's fine.
18:57Bill, this will stop the bleeding.
19:00Wasn't it important, was it?
19:04Uh, I was going to throw it out anyway.
19:14Do you want Mum and Dad going through the worst time and I get a call from the school saying
19:18you're free of skiving?
19:20Oh, I'm actually sick.
19:22Look!
19:23Ro, David!
19:24They're not here.
19:26Where are they?
19:28Please, don't make this any worse for yourself or them.
19:31Tell me.
19:32They're at the park.
19:40Oh, I'm proper in the trenches now.
19:43Well, at least they didn't catch us.
19:46I can't believe we just slept together.
19:48Let's see when we met.
19:49Pfff!
19:51Hums
19:52Mm-hmm.
19:54Um...
19:55Um...
19:55Um...
19:55Um...
19:55Um...
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