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Eastenders 17th March 2026 (Full Episode)
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00:14What's that, another satisfied customer?
00:16Oh, my customers are satisfied, Uncle Jack.
00:19Well, look, I'm glad the carjacking didn't set you back.
00:22Yeah, well, I'm still a-brannon, isn't I?
00:23We bounce back.
00:24We don't.
00:31OK, yeah, you're right, it is in here.
00:34OK, you're sorry, I might have been a bit distracted
00:36cos it's my first day.
00:40I'm really proud of you for going back to the gym.
00:43I love you.
00:47Robbie's first day, back at the gym.
00:48Oh, I'm glad he's feeling better.
00:50Look at you all smiles after working your first morning.
00:53Well, make the most of it, cos I'm going to be all snarls and growls from tomorrow.
00:57I have just made my first sale of the week.
01:00Oh, get you.
01:02Which one?
01:03The BMW.
01:05Didn't know we had a BMW.
01:06It's the one Mark brought over first thing.
01:08Oh.
01:09Why are you doing business with him?
01:11He's not going to be around Lowe's, is he?
01:13Well, yeah, if he can keep delivering.
01:16What, is that a problem?
01:17You're the boss, but I ain't going to pretend to like him.
01:20Well, you're right, I am the boss.
01:22And actually, I'm going to text him right now, see if he's got any more cars he can bring over.
01:41Manage the place, is what I said.
01:44Best way to manage, lead by example.
01:47Yeah.
01:48I'm told you're doing the job, yeah?
01:50But, ma'am, I just want to say, it means a lot that you trust me in this place.
01:57I ain't going to let you down and I ain't going to cut no corners.
02:00You need to focus less on boxing and more on profits.
02:03The more money this place makes the more you'll make.
02:05And you need all the money you can get.
02:08Yeah, I know, I know.
02:09Oh, and left uppercut's a bit weak.
02:13I'll work on it.
02:31Oh!
02:32Oh!
02:33Welcome home!
02:35How is Cornwall?
02:36Yeah, have a great holiday.
02:38I went snorkelling.
02:39Oh, amazing.
02:40How are you?
02:41Where's honey?
02:42Oh, she's not back till next week.
02:44What?
02:45Why?
02:45Aunt Caroline's had her hip replaced, so mum's going to stay.
02:52Oh, I nearly forgot.
02:53Happy anniversary.
02:55What?
02:55It's your one-month anniversary of not telling your mum about the baby.
02:59Congratulations.
03:00OK.
03:01Yeah, not OK, Vinny.
03:03You should have told her on Mother's Day.
03:04Wouldn't that have been, like, fantastic news for her?
03:07Look, I've watched her try and ruin Kira, Jags and Ash's relationships.
03:11So you can't run scared of your mum your whole life?
03:14You're turning 30 in a few months.
03:17I'm pregnant.
03:18What, are you just going to hide the baby from her?
03:21I know.
03:22I know.
03:22I just...
03:24I don't want to lose you.
03:28So, man up, tell her that we're together, we're having a baby,
03:32and there's nothing she can do to stop that from happening.
03:35Here you go.
03:36Extra shock.
03:37Cheers, Maree.
03:38Howie went a bit overboard with the Mother's Day gift.
03:42So things are getting back on track with you two, then?
03:44Yeah.
03:45Yeah, he's paying me a lot of attention.
03:48And when I say attention, let's just say, um,
03:51this mum has gotten her groove on all weekend.
03:54Arrrr!
03:54Arrrr!
03:58What?
03:58Have you had any presents?
04:00I hope you haven't all been all over each other in front of Patrick.
04:03Oh, please, Denise.
04:04Listen, I'm always in tune with people's ebbs and flows,
04:07and I have to say, lately with Patrick, it's all ebbs and no flow.
04:10Liz, there's this woman going around asking questions about Ant and Zoe and Jasmine.
04:15I think she might be some sort of journalist.
04:16But I said, hey, I just talked to Howie.
04:18No, look, if you could just avoid me in the right direction, you know,
04:21I think she lived around here somewhere.
04:23I've never heard.
04:27Won't you give her a piece of my mind?
04:29No, no, no, no.
04:30Leave it.
04:31I doubt anyone around here is going to talk to her.
04:33And if we have a go at her, she'll have a story, so we don't want that.
04:37All right.
04:39That's me in the water.
04:40That's very brave.
04:42Any problems with the build as well, is it we?
04:46Bea?
04:47Er, what?
04:48Er, oh, no.
04:49I hardly noticed.
04:50It's some...
04:51You ain't got no food in?
04:53No.
04:54Oh, my...
04:56My purse is around somewhere.
04:57No, no, no, no.
04:58It's not...
04:59Just go to shop or we'll get a few bits in here.
05:02I'm going to get a job, I promise.
05:04Yeah, good.
05:05Go.
05:05I'm not a freeloader.
05:07That's what Elaine called me yesterday.
05:09And it isn't true.
05:10That's not who I am.
05:11No, no.
05:12It's just that you and honey, you've been so very kind, taking me in.
05:16I'm not going to take advantage, I swear.
05:19In fact, I'm going to go out now, and I'm not going to come back until I get myself a
05:23job.
05:23No, look, you don't have to do that.
05:24Oh, no, I do.
05:25I do, Billy.
05:32Oh, look at that, eh?
05:33Yay!
05:34You happy now?
05:35Oh, I've always wanted to say I was Belle.
05:37Oh, Pete, how'd you like Belle?
05:38I've just made a really big sale.
05:40Do you know the car that Mark brought?
05:42That's fantastic.
05:43I know.
05:43And the nursery had just called, and one of the mums have agreed to come and talk to us.
05:46Oh, that's good.
05:47Yeah.
05:48Dad, there's this really good nursery where other sight-impair babies go to, but it's really expensive.
05:54So Mark better get a move on with those other cars.
05:58Where's Mark getting these cars from?
06:00Oh, that ex-executive business fleet.
06:03Right, the paperwork's all legit, yeah?
06:04Yes.
06:05Dad, I'm not stupid.
06:06I know you ain't.
06:07Well, it's a good line.
06:09See, you're back on form.
06:11Listen, if Mark can get a hold of more of those motors, don't sit around waiting for them to come
06:14through, will you?
06:15I've already texted him.
06:17I'm not waiting around for things to just fall on my lap, Dad.
06:19I'm making things happen.
06:27I've been thinking you might actually be right about tackling this woman.
06:33I'm sorry, are you saying that I was right and you were wrong?
06:36If I...
06:37Well, you really think now's the time to be scoring points?
06:40Yeah.
06:41We need to shut this woman down.
06:42Oh, I'm one step ahead of you, babe.
06:45I told you, I don't know anything.
06:47And even if I did, I wouldn't tell you, would I?
06:48Because I don't know you.
06:49I sound like a dog with a bone, okay, but it's really important.
06:52All right, Kim.
06:53Hiya, I hear you're asking questions.
06:55Um, yeah, there's no law against it, is there?
06:58No, no, but round here we're quite a tight lot, which is why I'm always pointing you in our direction.
07:04All right, so you know the people involved?
07:06No, them.
07:08Listen, why don't you come to the salon and me and my sister can fill you in with anything you
07:12need, all right?
07:12Yeah, yeah, that would be amazing, thank you.
07:14What's her name?
07:15Oh, Sandra.
07:16Sandra?
07:16Sandra, yeah, really lovely to meet you.
07:18Is that a bit of a Scotch's twang I can hear there?
07:22You know I'm 5% Scottish yourself.
07:23Come on.
07:24Um, so how do you know them?
07:27I mean, so...
07:29You hack!
07:30You need to back off.
07:32No-one around here is going to give you anything, so you'd better just crawl back into the gutter.
07:37We don't need a little scumbag like you scratching around for a story that ain't there.
07:41I'm not a journalist.
07:42Oh, armchair true crime-er.
07:45No, I'm a mum, okay, that's all.
07:47Just get your hands off me.
07:50Jeez, what have you both done for us all?
07:51Who do you think you are, just luring me in here and attacking me like a couple of cheap
07:55mob wives?
07:56Never mind who we are.
07:58Who are you?
08:00I'm here for my son, Josh.
08:03His birth dad was Anthony Truman.
08:12How badly do you want to ring it?
08:15I'd throw in a kidney if it meant selling my first car.
08:18You will.
08:19Don't put too much pressure on yourself.
08:21I've got faith in you.
08:24Not many people have said that to me.
08:25Probably because you bite their head off before they get a chance.
08:31Look, I'm not the sentimental type, okay, so I'm only going to say this once.
08:36But I really appreciate you taking a chance on me.
08:40Well, I might look like I've got my act together, but there have been plenty of times where
08:45I haven't.
08:46And there's been people that have taken chances on me, and I'll never forget it.
08:51So I'm just paying it forward.
08:54Just tidy your desk.
08:58That kind of looks official.
09:01It's about the carjacking you reported.
09:02What about it?
09:04Well, we've traced a stolen vehicle, and it's shown up in the deal area.
09:08It's not my case, but I just wanted to let you know.
09:11We've retrieved the car.
09:12It's pending a forensic suite.
09:13Should be available for you to pick it up.
09:14Thought you could do a bit of good news to kick start the week.
09:16Thanks for letting me know.
09:17It's all right.
09:18Oh, I'd be careful around here at the moment.
09:20There's been a spike in car thefts.
09:22High-end motors especially.
09:25Thanks.
09:26Of course.
09:29That's good news.
09:31Yeah.
09:34Tuna tins and baked beans don't tally up with the rest of the stock.
09:38Vinny, it's simple, Matt.
09:41Or have you just been distracted by that girl you've been hanging around with?
09:44Her name's Penny.
09:45Your focus should be the business, okay?
09:47No.
09:49Not okay.
09:51Mum, you need to accept something.
09:53Penny.
09:54She's my girlfriend.
09:55We're a couple.
09:56Oh, come off it, Vinny.
09:57She's just a girl that's taken a bit of interest in you.
09:59A woman, not girl.
10:00I'm being serious.
10:01You need to respect how I live my life.
10:03And who with.
10:05All right, yeah, okay, you're right to correct me.
10:09You know, and of course, you are entitled to see whomever you want.
10:13I'm just doing my job as a mother.
10:16Because, well, when it comes to love, you can be quite blinkered, can't you?
10:20Yeah, I mean, remember you and Dottie and how hurt you got?
10:25You are a very desirable young man, yeah?
10:29You're a good-looking business owner.
10:32A man with a very lucrative future ahead of you.
10:35She's not a gold digger, Mum.
10:37She likes me for me.
10:38Not because of the shops and the houses.
10:40Vinny.
10:41Oh, Vinny.
10:43You are just a little sheep in a world full of wolves.
10:46And I just want you to be with someone long-term, all right?
10:49But the...
10:50And Penny is not it.
10:51You know, even if you can overlook the fact that her dad is a copper.
10:56You, you can do so much better.
10:58No, I can't.
11:00Penny is amazing.
11:02She's intelligent, she's fun, she's...
11:04Vinny.
11:05I said no.
11:08Now.
11:09I'm going to go out there and sort out that mess you've made with the stock
11:13before even I see our caseworker.
11:15Right?
11:23We're closed!
11:26When was this?
11:28Uh, New Year?
11:29Yeah, we went to, um...
11:30Oh, thank you.
11:31We went to, um...
11:33I thought it was a fashion thing in Shoreditch.
11:35We had such a good time.
11:36I mean, Josh is obsessed with fashion.
11:39Oh.
11:39I mean, mind you, this boy, he's obsessed with lots of things and people.
11:43Mm.
11:44I mean, when they replaced Henry Cavill as Superman,
11:46I think I'd hear the end of it.
11:47OK, so we've got fashion and Sir Henry of the Cavill.
11:52So tell me, does Josh dance to his own tune?
11:55If you mean as a gay?
11:57Mm.
11:57Oh, yeah.
11:58Yeah, he's an out and proud gay man.
11:59And I'm an out and proud mother of a gay man.
12:02Well, don't leave me hanging.
12:04Don't leave me hanging.
12:06You see, my son, Micah, I mean, I can only live and hope.
12:10He's only seven, but he's already got the sass.
12:13Now, but it doesn't fall too far from the tree, they say.
12:15I love Josh already.
12:17Let me see him.
12:20Oh.
12:21He is a looker.
12:23Mind you, Anthony was as well.
12:26So, Anthony, he was your brother.
12:29I'm really sorry to hear about his passing.
12:31No, it's complicated.
12:34So, Patrick, Anthony's dad,
12:38he's like a father figure to both of us.
12:41Just not blood-related.
12:43Although, as far as we're concerned, he's pops.
12:45You know, blood's in all but name.
12:49Look, I just want to know what happened.
12:52Joshua and I, we don't have any secrets from each other,
12:55so when he read about Jasmine in the newspaper,
12:58he wanted to find her.
13:00But I need to protect him.
13:02So, to start with, you had both Jasmine and Josh?
13:08Yeah, yeah.
13:10We, um, my husband Keith and I,
13:14we couldn't have any children of our own.
13:16And Jasmine and Josh were nearly four years old
13:19when they became our miracle children.
13:22I mean, we just fostered them at the start, you know,
13:25but they were just such great kids.
13:29I thought my family was finally complete.
13:31But Jasmine ended up with another mother, didn't she?
13:36Yeah.
13:37Yeah, she did.
13:38So why did he get rid of her?
13:41What?
13:43You want to know what's decided?
13:44I don't have the ways of asking.
13:45I'll just ask her a question.
13:46No, no, no, look, it's okay.
13:51There was an incident,
13:53and it was decided it was best if we separate the twins.
13:57An incident?
14:01Yeah, I don't really want to talk about it.
14:07I can't allow myself to go there, okay?
14:10So it was decided that
14:13it was best if Jasmine was placed somewhere else.
14:16And once I'd formally adopted Josh,
14:20it was then she decided she never wanted to see
14:23either of us again.
14:26So what about your husband?
14:31I, um, I had a son
14:35that I put up for adoption.
14:39His parents died,
14:41and thankfully,
14:44I was able to get him back.
14:48So I can't imagine
14:50what you've been through.
14:55I need to protect Josh.
14:59You know, it's the only thing I have left
15:01as his mother.
15:03So I'd be really grateful
15:05if you could both tell me everything you know
15:07about what happened with Jasmine.
15:25Yes, love?
15:25Uh, vodka cranberry, please.
15:27Uh, double or single?
15:28Is that even a question?
15:30ID, please.
15:31Ta-da!
15:32Oh, 19.
15:33Wish I was 19 again.
15:35Certainly would have done things differently.
15:37Uh, any particular vodka?
15:39Surprise me.
15:40I've not seen you around here before.
15:42I don't live around here.
15:43I just, I'm waiting for my mum.
15:44Not that she knows,
15:45I know she's here.
15:45We have trackers on our phones.
15:47Oh.
15:47She put one on mine
15:48the day I turned 16.
15:49I was shocked.
15:50Where's the trust?
15:51And then,
15:51she explained to me
15:53so she didn't need to worry
15:54which is, you know, fair enough.
15:55So I put a tracker in her phone.
15:57Only she doesn't know that.
15:58Oh.
15:59Let me guess.
16:01Single mum,
16:02only child?
16:03Is it that obvious?
16:04Hmm.
16:06Oh, cash.
16:07Don't get many Gen Zs around here with cash.
16:10Yeah.
16:10I'm an old-fashioned boy.
16:14Cheers.
16:30Hello.
16:32Right, I'm going to take it from that look.
16:34It didn't go to plan.
16:36I can't say I even tried to tell her.
16:39As soon as I brought you up,
16:41she ended the conversation.
16:42Is she here?
16:42Cos I would really love to ask her
16:44what her problem is with me.
16:45She would have a problem
16:45with anyone I was seeing.
16:47You're more than seeing me.
16:50I will tell her.
16:52I will.
16:54You just need to believe in me.
16:55Well, then,
16:56you're going to have to start believing
16:57in us.
16:58I don't want to have to keep pushing you,
17:00but it's not really like
17:01we're going to be able to keep
17:02this relationship a secret forever,
17:04is it?
17:06Look, I'm sorry,
17:07it's just...
17:09You're right.
17:12Of course,
17:13of course you're right.
17:16I'm going to tell her.
17:18You're what's important to me.
17:21You and this little one.
17:26I'm just sick
17:28of the way she lives my life for me,
17:31making my decisions,
17:33treating me like I'm...
17:36un-useless pen.
17:42If your mum
17:43doesn't see what I see in you,
17:46then it's her
17:47I really feel sorry for.
17:50Yeah?
17:52Don't worry about it today.
17:55Tell her tomorrow.
17:59How about you skive off
18:01the rest of today
18:02and spend it with me?
18:06I'm all yours.
18:11But, Dad,
18:12it's the last international window
18:14before the World Cup.
18:15You think we don't know that?
18:17Mum,
18:17I'm the only person
18:18that you know
18:19that can shout down
18:19all the World Cups
18:20since whenever.
18:21I ain't talking about
18:22World Cup football.
18:23I'm trying to say that.
18:24Qatar,
18:26Russia,
18:27Brazil,
18:28South Africa,
18:30South Korea
18:31and Japan,
18:32France,
18:34the United States,
18:35Italy,
18:36Mexico.
18:37London.
18:38Well, it should be next
18:39because that's the only way
18:39football's coming home.
18:41What are you doing here?
18:42Uh, well,
18:43I told you I'd find a job.
18:45Yeah?
18:46When I put my mind
18:47to something, Billy,
18:48I always make it happen.
18:49You are now looking
18:50at the newest member
18:51of McCluckys.
18:54It's McClunkys.
18:56Is it?
18:56Really?
18:57Because McCluckys
18:58would be so much better,
18:59no?
18:59For obvious reasons.
19:00Anyway,
19:01it's my first shift tonight,
19:03so...
19:04What,
19:04you want to work in it?
19:06It's not my dream vacation,
19:07obviously,
19:08but I'm not too proud
19:10to be covered in Greece.
19:12Catering is a very honest
19:13and noble profession,
19:15actually,
19:15Billy,
19:16so...
19:17Well,
19:17good with you.
19:18Does that mean
19:19we get free chicken?
19:20Absolutely!
19:23Not.
19:24Until I've started officially,
19:26but I get the slippy stuff.
19:28I've done that because...
19:30Oh, yeah.
19:32Look what you found
19:33down the back of the sofa.
19:34Oh, wow!
19:35Winner, winner,
19:35chicken dinner, eh?
19:36Yay!
19:37What are you going to have?
19:40Why are you walking?
19:41Someone like you
19:42should be driving.
19:43Come and look at
19:44some of our amazing cars.
19:46They're, like,
19:47seriously good.
19:56Do you think
19:57she can hack it?
19:59Mm.
19:59Priya.
20:00Do you think
20:01she's going to work out?
20:02Yeah, I reckon so.
20:05Do you think
20:06she could have had
20:06anything to do
20:07with this car jacket?
20:08I know her geezer's dodgy.
20:09Maybe she's as bad as he is.
20:14Lauren,
20:15what's the matter with you?
20:15I've been stood here
20:16chatting for, like,
20:17about ten minutes.
20:18She's not said anything.
20:19I can vouch for Priya.
20:20We won't regret hiring her.
20:22And I'm fine.
20:23I'm just working.
20:24You should try it sometime.
20:26Well, I thought you wanted me
20:27to take a back seat.
20:28I do.
20:29I don't need you
20:30coming in here
20:30and checking up on me
20:31and then quizzing me
20:32just because I don't want
20:32to make small talk.
20:36What?
20:36Nothing.
20:37I just like what I hear,
20:38that's all.
20:41You're doing well, Lauren.
20:42I'm proud of you.
20:45And I don't say that enough.
20:48Your intuition.
20:49Spot on.
20:51To never, ever
20:52stop trusting your gut,
20:53all right?
20:54Do you hear me?
21:11Green uniform.
21:12I mean, I don't get
21:13the logic of their colour scheme.
21:15I mean, how many
21:16green chickens do you see?
21:18They're going to give me
21:19a little name badge thing
21:21when I get there
21:21at the induction.
21:23Yeah.
21:24I'm going to head off
21:25in a minute, you know.
21:26I don't have to be there
21:27for half an hour
21:28but I don't want to be late.
21:29Good for you.
21:32But I'll, uh,
21:33I promised Will
21:34I'd help clear out
21:35that wardrobe room, so...
21:37Oh, right.
21:38Well, wish me luck.
21:39Yep, good night.
21:44Delivery for Mrs Mitchell.
21:46Yes, that's me.
21:53Oh, my God.
22:18Hey, look. Look, look, look. You dropped this, look. Thank you so much.
22:26No dealing in here. I'm not out. I'm not in here acting like a choir boy.
22:33Well, at least now you're armed with the facts. Will you tell Josh?
22:37I don't know. You know, I have no idea what this jacket is.
22:41I mean, this is totally unbounded assumptions.
22:43Yeah, all right. Save it for the old bill. Now clear off and if you come back next time, I
22:47won't be as nice.
22:48You don't speak to him like that. He's been dealing drugs in my bar.
22:52Look at it, Wayne. Get your eyes tested. Yeah.
22:55Well, someone doesn't even know how to deal cards, let alone drugs.
22:58And you know what? It'll be me that'll be phoning the police to get you done for defamation of character.
23:01Yeah, well, just keep it alive for my butt.
23:07I don't believe this. Um...
23:12This is Josh.
23:14Sorry, no idea who this woman is. I've never seen her in my life.
23:19Sorry, I couldn't resist her.
23:20See, see, this is what I've got to put up with. Honestly, it shows me up all the time.
23:25I mean, what was that even about?
23:26It was, yeah, it was a total misunderstanding, I swear.
23:28No, no, no, I believe you.
23:30But what are you doing here? I mean, are you following me?
23:32Obviously.
23:34Did you find out anything about Jasmine?
23:37Yet?
23:40Sorry, what's this about you and him not having any secrets?
23:42What's up, Kim?
23:43Well, he's old enough and gorgeous enough to hear the truth.
23:46And that's what all of this is about, isn't it?
23:49Hm?
23:51Okay.
23:52Josh, these ladies are more or less related to your biological dad.
23:58I'm Denise.
23:59I've always got to be one. It's Kim.
24:04But you can call me Aunty Kim.
24:06All right.
24:11I don't understand what a least of our previous partners has got to do with the adoption process.
24:15No, no, it's just I'm willing to do anything at this point just to get to the next step, you
24:20know.
24:21Hey.
24:22All right?
24:23I was wondering if you were free for lunch this Sunday.
24:25I mean, if you was free, I was going to invite you around.
24:28Yeah, you're going to do a lovely leg of lamb.
24:30I mean, if you don't eat me, I've got a great vegetarian cookbook, so...
24:33Why would you be inviting us to dinner?
24:36Vinny and Penny.
24:37Just thought, you know, it'd be a good idea if we all sit down and work out the best way
24:40to support them.
24:40I have already made my feelings very clear about this to Vinny.
24:44Yeah.
24:45I went on a bit of a journey myself when I found out about Ricky becoming a dad.
24:51What's Ricky becoming a dad got to do with it?
24:57You don't know about the baby, do you?
25:08What are you doing turning up here?
25:11The police traced the car from last week.
25:13They've taken it.
25:14They go over it for evidence.
25:16Were you stupid enough to leave any evidence?
25:18I don't know, look.
25:20I don't think so, but...
25:21Nothing.
25:23Relax, Sonny.
25:25The police got a bit of things to do than worry about one stolen car.
25:28Now, how long do you reckon it'll take you and the boys to lift five quality motors?
25:33The proper top end.
25:35Are you seriously not bothered?
25:37I look bothered to you.
25:38You need to deal with your anxiety, apparently.
25:43What?
25:51You liar.
25:52You drink, baby.
25:59I don't know.
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