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EastEnders 16th March 2026 (Full Episode)
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00:10to the best mum in the solar system entire solar system which is approximately three light years
00:17across what's a light year so the biggest thing in our solar system is the sun but if it were
00:24a
00:24football pitch the sun would only be a ball measuring 1.69 centimeters in diameter sitting on the goal
00:32line if you guys have any more questions I'll be off on my own Louie don't wait Jimmy
00:48you all right yes it's okay if you know you've been for a very traumatic experience I told you
00:55already yeah stop fussing Peter I'm excited I mean I'm really looking forward to lunch at your
01:04grands good got a nice little surprise coming for you oh what hmm you're gonna have to wait and see
01:28come here you good to see you I've missed you all so much listen I spoke to Kat yesterday
01:35she said the reason why she's staying at Lynn's is to do with the dog I mean that's got to
01:39be a wind
01:39up right oh don't get me started about that flipping dog I said to Kat it's mother's day you have
01:44to go
01:45back for the kids but you know what Lynn's like so it's just me that's come back for her kids
01:49even though I haven't heard anything from Sean or Stacey probably too busy eating salsa or dancing
01:55salsa or whatever it is they're doing in Brazil that makes them forget about me and then oh do
02:00you know what Jean stop it I have got a positive outlook on everything now yeah I've worked through
02:08a lot of therapy I'm rested you know I'm sleeping better than I have in years I've taken pills more
02:15pills more therapy more pills and here I am so no more talk of anyone's killer daughter
02:25welcome home
02:30there's a florist by the cemetery it'll be open on mum's day won't it yeah hopefully they'll have
02:35pink roses do you know I realized I don't think Ricky would know what to lay on my grave
02:42thought the cancer was gone yeah hopefully I don't know I'm just really missing mum
02:49and the older that Ricky gets you know the more I want to be around for him you will be
02:57you know I had something really funny the other day and it's stuck
03:00someone said that you died twice you know once when you actually die and
03:05and once when people stop thinking about you yeah well I'll give Mitchell ain't dying anytime soon
03:10but neither are you right how long have I got to hang around for today Vic all day it's lovely
03:18finally have told us over mum said that house was always full wheels and fowlers sit around the table
03:24together on a Sunday proper family time fine listen it will do you good to spend some time with your
03:32family instead of that other company you've been keeping I told you that's all over now yeah
03:37just don't take me for a mug yeah I won't
03:47Vic I'll be in in a minute okay
03:52Sonny give me the news
03:55what no that's nowhere near enough I need a lot more than that
04:00well do your job and find someone who will pay proper money for it
04:09oh Peter will you take them over there potential sale on a Sunday very nice
04:19hi can I help you hey do you work here I was just looking at this car I know it's
04:24a Sunday
04:24yeah we're not open today so there's no way I could get a test drive how about first thing tomorrow
04:30uh we're not really doing test drives at the moment I'm not going to buy a car without test driving
04:35it
04:35it was just the way it is
04:43you okay
04:46Laura not now
05:00you okay
05:02okay
05:02Oh No ah
05:04no no I don't know
05:08oh no no no no no no
05:09You can know
05:12You can know
05:13Oh
05:15Oh
05:16There we go
05:19It used to be called Mothering Sunday
05:22Oh, three eights
05:24I'm up
05:25Servants used to take the day off to visit their mothers
05:27and take the flowers and stuff
05:29Hear that? Where's my flowers and stuff?
05:32The roast lamb
05:33is looking fantastic
05:35Veg is all prepped
05:37and I'm about starting your veggie patties
05:38Nice, you're doing a cooking for a change
05:41Give Aunty Caff the day off
05:42Oh, you make it sound like I had a choice
05:44No, I got told it's my day
05:46I'm not going anywhere near the cooker
05:48Yeah, it's too true
05:49Come here, do you want me to take you?
05:52Lauren's taking her time
05:53No, no, she'll be here in a minute
05:54Well, she better be, otherwise
05:56the surprise will be ruined
05:59How am I supposed to sell cars
06:01when I can't even face getting in them?
06:05Well, Priya starts tomorrow
06:06So we just get her to do them
06:11That car was insured, Lauren
06:12I could lose money
06:13Is that all you care about? The money?
06:15No, of course not
06:19Look, maybe you're right, okay?
06:21Maybe I have been a bit heavy-handed with the business
06:25Say about it, you ain't got to run every purchase past me anymore
06:31Thought that would make you happy?
06:34I don't even know if I'm cut out for this job anymore
06:36Before you say anything
06:38No, I'm not overreacting
06:42What if Mark weren't there?
06:45Or that bloke, he could have had a knife
06:49What would Jimmy or Louie do without me?
06:52Thank you
06:58You do know you own a washing machine, don't you?
07:00Yeah
07:00I mean, if Kat had come back
07:01and found all these different piles of washing
07:03I mean, doesn't Zoe do any housework?
07:06Jean, Jean, come on, she's had it tough, alright?
07:09And you coming in and calling her daughter out
07:11as soon as you get home doesn't help
07:14Oh, alright
07:18I'll apologize
07:19Has Aunty Lynn's dog died yet?
07:22Not yet, darling, but it's on its last legs
07:25Lynn won't stop crying
07:26Where's Ernie?
07:27On the bog
07:28Do you want me to take you to him?
07:29No, I'm alright, mate
07:31Okay, gotta go
07:32Hold on
07:33Not even Happy Mother's Day
07:34Happy Mother's Day, Mum
07:37Oh, Zoe
07:39It means the world to me
07:40Oh, don't go all soppy on me now
07:43It's only been over 40 years
07:46Jean get back okay?
07:47Yeah, and she keeps going on about Stacy and Sean
07:50and how much she misses him
07:51and how Mother's Day ain't gonna be the same without him
07:53and I just wanna shake her
07:54because my daughter's in prison
07:57and...
08:05I know he weren't invited, but Oscar's gone back to bed
08:08so I thought he could take his space
08:11Cheers
08:11Go on then
08:12Keep the conversation polite for your sake
08:14And Jack's not here
08:16So, with a bit of luck, your dad won't be throwing any punches like he did last Christmas
08:20Thank you
08:21Oh, I'm glad that bruise has gone down
08:23I'm...
08:24I'm sorry that happened to you
08:25It's alright
08:26You too
08:28Hi, Lauren
08:29Your surprise
08:32Oh
08:34Oh
08:34Oh
08:35Oh, Nan
08:36I'm bursting for the loaf
08:38Oh, thank God
08:39Kaz
08:40Isn't that a freak?
08:41Yeah, yeah
08:43Oh, Peter
08:45Tanya said
08:46thanks for the invite
08:47but she couldn't make it
08:50so I'm here instead
08:51Huh
08:53Where's Tanya again?
08:54It's the old woman
08:55No idea
08:56Right, so let me get this straight, Peter
08:58Yeah, you've invited my ex-missus and her mum
09:01Oh
09:01What?
09:02What's into you?
09:03It's like you're invited
09:04What, you think I wanna be walking around the square bumping into Tanya?
09:07Do me a favour
09:07I invited Tanya because it's Mother's Day
09:09and I thought it might be a nice idea for Lauren after the carjacking
09:11Dad, can you just play nice?
09:13Yeah?
09:14I ain't seen none in ages
09:19How are you feeling today?
09:22Um
09:22Could be better
09:24Just gotta get over it and move on, ain't I?
09:27You will
09:27You've got the right spirit
09:29And besides, lightning don't strike twice, is it?
09:39It's not all right
09:40It's not all right
09:44It's not all right
09:49Well, I'm sure
09:49the bottle that Honey was saving
09:51So I was thinking that I could peel the label off
09:54and stick it on this one and no one will notice
09:56Will your secret save from me?
10:00No
10:01Sir, it's been declined
10:02Oh no, no, no
10:04Oh, put it on my card
10:05Oh, I couldn't
10:07It's fine
10:07And it's for Honey, yeah?
10:09Oh, Linda, thank you so much
10:10I'll pay you back as soon as I've got a job
10:14Bet you got lots of cards today, did you?
10:17Of you
10:18Of you
10:19Nothing from Johnny
10:20Oh, that's sad
10:21Mother's Day's always been a bit of a weird time for me
10:24Never had a good relationship with Mum
10:26A very controlling, spiteful woman
10:29And of course, it's a sad reminder I never had a child
10:33But I suppose I'll find some way of passing the time
10:37I presume that you'll be spending it with the name
10:40Oh yeah, just going to the VIP, you know, Mother's Day lunch
10:43Oh, that sounds lovely
10:49You're welcome to join us
10:52And I couldn't possibly
10:54What time?
10:58Is this a bit of all right, Kathy?
11:00Cheers
11:00Cheers
11:02Cheers
11:02Cheers, cheers
11:04How's little YJ getting on?
11:06Is she all right?
11:06Little Abby?
11:07Yeah, no thanks to you
11:10Where was I, darling?
11:11Uh, your daughter couldn't make it
11:14Oh, yeah
11:15Probably for the best
11:17Seeing as how the walking groin is here
11:20So I decided to come down, see you and Oscar
11:24Are you coming over?
11:27Oscar didn't come home last night
11:29Meaning he's in some poor idiot's bed
11:33Anyway, your wedding
11:36A bit of notice would have been nice
11:39Er, nobody had any notice
11:40Er, nobody had any notice
11:41He still planned it
11:42And then, er, sprung it upon us, didn't he?
11:44Sorry
11:45You what?
11:46Oh, that's Cindy, my mum
11:48Oh, yeah
11:50Oh, and tell me about you
11:52Everyone thought you was dead
11:56Yeah, well, she ain't
11:58You should be
11:58If I was dead, mate
12:00I'd come back to haunt you
12:02Er, talking about, um, Abby or OJ
12:06I'd like to meet her one day
12:07I have a word with Tanya
12:09I suppose you've got your claws in Oscar now
12:12Yes, my son
12:13You've only got Tanya's word for that
12:17Muscles, bubbles
12:21So, Lauren
12:22What are you doing with Jimmy while you're working?
12:25Because if you've got a spare room, I'll be done
12:27No, they ain't
12:27They ain't got any spare rooms there, right?
12:29Cindy's there, Oscar's there, there's nothing there
12:31Why can't she look after the baby?
12:33Ain't she the maternal type?
12:36I work
12:37I run my own LGBTQ ball
12:40Really?
12:41Hmm
12:42That's right, our boss goes early
12:43Does he still go both ways, Lauren?
12:47Yeah, he does now
12:48Yeah
12:48He's got the right idea
12:49If I had my time over
12:53What I say is
12:55Whatever floats your boat
12:56Is fine by me
12:58Cheers to that
12:59Julian
13:00No, Ian
13:01You used to pay my Rainey for a bit of afternoon delight, didn't you?
13:06Well, I might as a judge
13:07It's all you ever do
13:09Judge
13:10That and drive people away
13:11Dad
13:12Max, I think you'd better go
13:13I'm sorry, Lauren
13:14Your dad's ruining everything
13:16I find that
13:18Yeah, probably right, Ian
13:21Make a move
13:23Nice catching up
13:27Well done, Bora
13:32Get out of here
13:37Right, I'll take them
13:40So, er
13:41Have you spoken to Zoe?
13:43No
13:44Alright
13:45I heard her talking to Kat
13:47And she was
13:48Well, nearly crying
13:49So I felt worse
13:51Not that it's my fault that she's upset
13:53I mean, I called Jasmine out from the get-go
13:55And I told you numerous times
13:57Over and over
13:58But you wouldn't listen
13:59No one listened
14:00Okay, Jean, Jean, yeah, I get it
14:01Okay, you were right about Jasmine, alright?
14:03Thank you
14:04I don't want a blue Peter badge
14:07Zoe's been through the ringer, Jane
14:09You know, she needs our support
14:10She doesn't want to keep being reminded about what happened
14:13You know, I don't get it
14:14I thought you were coming back with this sort of positive attitude
14:17Yes, thank you again, Alfie
14:19I did promise myself that I would leave all my negativity at Lin's
14:23And what do I do?
14:23I arrive here, open my mouth and offend everyone
14:25You're welcome, not everyone
14:28Kat and Zoe were talking about Mother's Day
14:31Yeah, I did feel for her
14:35I mean, I miss...
14:36I miss Stacy and the kids
14:38Ever such a lot
14:40Really, really miss them
14:42I know
14:46Don't talk to Zoe
14:48At least I'll try
14:49I mean, she probably won't want to talk to me
14:50I think it's worth a try
14:53I reckon you'll be surprised
14:58And finally
15:00Here is...
15:01The meat gravy
15:03Hang on, just before we tuck in
15:06A few words, if you don't mind
15:09Speech
15:09Thank you, Harvey
15:11Thank you
15:12I just want to say
15:13Mother's Day isn't just a time for mothers, is it?
15:19There's those of us who have lost mums
15:22And as mums, we've lost children
15:27Yeah, I...
15:28I had a daughter
15:29I never got to spend Mother's Day with
15:31And you, Cindy
15:34You've missed so many Mother's Days
15:36I mean, Peter
15:39Lucy, Stephen
15:40And your girls
15:41You know what, Gran, we're all...
15:42We're all here now, though
15:43And that's what we need to focus on
15:45Yeah
15:45I never thought I'd be sat down here with
15:47My grand, my mum
15:48And my beautiful wife
15:50Who, by the way, is the best mum in the world
15:53Here, here, here
15:54To Lauren
15:55To my mum
15:57To all the mums
15:58To all the mums
16:01Thank you
16:06You know what, Lauren
16:08I might have some work to put your way
16:10I'm exploring an opportunity to sell some high-end cars
16:12And thought
16:13Maybe we could do a tie-in
16:15That'd be great
16:15You see?
16:17Family helping family
16:18And that is what it's all about
16:21Maybe we could talk after lunch
16:23Right, can we eat?
16:25I can eat
16:25Yeah, you can't
16:26I'll serve you now
16:28Happy Mother's Day, Angel
16:32I thought this was supposed to be my treat
16:35She pretty much invited herself
16:37Just be nice
16:40Oh, Bea
16:41How lovely that you could come
16:43Well, I couldn't pass off such a lovely invitation
16:46Don't suppose you'll get many of them
16:48Drink?
16:49Yeah, I'll have a small
16:50No, let's go well
16:52I'll have a large glass of dry white wine
16:54Preferably from the New World
16:56Definitely not French
16:57Too acidic
16:59Right
17:02Thank you
17:03Hey
17:08You're welcome to join us if you want
17:09I'm treating Mum
17:11Johnny's still not talking to me
17:12I mean, it's the first year ever
17:14He's not even set the year
17:15Yeah, not now, Linda
17:16Okay
17:18You've got family households
17:23Alfie said you wanted a word
17:25Oh
17:26Um
17:28Yeah, come through
17:30Come through
17:36Um, I do
17:38I do have something to say to you
17:41Um
17:42I need you to acknowledge
17:44My pain in having absolutely no one believe me
17:49When I warned you all on many occasions
17:52About Jasmine
17:55My feelings are just as valid as yours
17:59Please
18:02Okay
18:04I guess that must have hurt a lot
18:08Thank you
18:11And I am sorry for being so blinkered with my own feelings
18:17I should have been more aware of the pain that all this would have caused you
18:21And instead I was focused on my own need for validation
18:27It's a fault of mine
18:28I am aware of it
18:29I'm glad you're aware of it
18:32Sorry
18:36Let's face it
18:38After everything she put me through
18:40I can see why you'd want to call Jasmine out
18:44But I need my daughter free
18:53Um
18:55Well, whether you've brought them up or only just found them
18:59A mum is still a mum
19:02I don't think I even have the right to call myself a mum
19:08I've failed Jasmine
19:10I've failed my son
19:12Wherever he is in the world
19:14I hope he never comes near me
19:17Because he is better off without me in his life
19:21I was kidding myself if I thought my kids needed me
19:26The best thing I ever did was give them up at birth
19:30I think that you know
19:32How bad a mum I was with Sean and Stacey over the years
19:36I was focused on my own feelings for many reasons
19:39And, um
19:41Yeah, I regret that
19:42No, no
19:43My therapist said not to use the word regret
19:45I acknowledge that
19:47You've got a great relationship with Stacey now
19:50Have I?
19:53Yeah, yeah
19:55Yeah, yeah, I have
19:58It's a heck of a lot of work, though
20:02Maybe we could work on our friendship, relationship, you know
20:06Not that there is one at the moment, but
20:14I think you're wrong
20:17In not deserving to be a mum
20:22You deserve a second chance with your children
20:25Like I had with Sean and Stacey and it made all the difference
20:31I could support you in that
20:33You know, if you wanted me to, you probably do
20:40I don't know
20:40I'd like that
20:50Hey, Shrimpy!
20:51Lovely to meet your mum for the first time
20:53What do we call you, darling?
20:54Crabby?
20:55Enjoy!
20:56Your ideas, mate
20:58Do you know, if I'd ever been blessed enough to have children
21:00I would have spoilt them rotten
21:02I really spoilt Johnny
21:05Well, I mean, we nearly lost him after he was born
21:07It was touch and go
21:08Made him all more precious
21:09Is this supposed to take our mind off, Johnny?
21:12Not rub our nose in it?
21:13It's fine
21:15Oh!
21:17Somebody loves me
21:18Oh, look at that, isn't that lovely?
21:21Honey's posted a photo of the four of them
21:23With last day blues
21:25Oh, they're coming home tomorrow
21:28Right
21:29Where are you going?
21:30Oh, well, I want to make the house all lovely and nice for them
21:33I've got lots to do
21:34To keep it all sparkly
21:35So they don't mind you staying on when you freeload off them
21:39Freeload?
21:40It's nice if you have a job, is it?
21:42Linda did mention that she's paying for your lunch
21:44I really don't mind
21:45I've actually got plenty of money
21:47But thank you for your concern
21:50I'll be sure to take you both out for lunch
21:52Very soon
21:58Aww
22:01He's gorgeous
22:03And this one
22:05You're going to be Prime Minister one day, aren't you?
22:08All right, come on then, Louis
22:09Let's get you upstairs to tidy that room you said you'd tidied
22:14I'll take him, come on, Jane
22:16Come on, little man
22:18Ooh
22:21Now I've got you alone
22:27Why didn't you bite Muscle's hand off?
22:30You want to make a go of the car lot, don't you?
22:33Yeah, I just need a few days to get my confidence back
22:36Darling, listen
22:38You better knock, it happens
22:41But you've got to move on
22:45What?
22:46Am I supposed to tiptoe around?
22:49Pampering you like everyone else?
22:53I've got too much respect for you
22:57You, my girl
22:58You, my girl
22:59Have always been the fearless one
23:01I know, but I've got kids now
23:04Jimmy's accredit you
23:06Louis the same
23:08You're making excuses
23:10I'm saying this because I know you
23:12And I don't want your confidence slipping
23:19Life is full of challenges
23:22I know
23:24Look how you, you sorted Oscar out
23:28Neither of your parents could have done that
23:31Your mum's so proud of you, me too
23:34The strength
23:36You've got inside
23:39Is unbeatable
23:41It just doesn't feel like that sometimes
23:43Well it is
23:45You're strong, Lauren
23:46Stronger than most
23:48Never forget that
24:03I don't want your dreams
24:04I don't want your dreams
24:08To be honest
24:08Oh my God
24:32You're trying
24:43I'll pay you back.
24:45I promise.
25:03Nan!
25:08Wait until I'm leaving to show your face.
25:11Sounds about right.
25:13I was with a friend.
25:14Stranger more like.
25:16Brunette, blonde, boy or girl?
25:20Boy, blonde, Mike, Matt.
25:28Definitely blonde and a boy.
25:33She still hate me.
25:35For your mate, almost firebombing your mum's house.
25:39It wasn't a mate.
25:40Well, that makes all the difference.
25:44As if I could hate him.
25:47He's a daft idiot.
25:50You need to find someone nice and settle down for a bit.
25:56How much do I love you?
25:59To the mean and bad.
26:04Don't you ever forget it?
26:09I know who you're thinking of right now.
26:13Yeah.
26:15Yeah, she was the best gran.
26:17Family was everything to her.
26:19Yeah.
26:20Mother-in-law from hell, but...
26:22Mm.
26:23Yeah.
26:24Fantastic gran.
26:26She would have loved today.
26:29Happy Mother's Day.
26:32Love you, Mum.
26:34Love you.
26:36I dabbled a bit back in Florida, you know.
26:41Executive fleet cars from businesses.
26:43They always need upgrading.
26:46And it's a tax write-off for them, so you can pick up a bargain and then you can mark
26:50it up.
26:52Alright.
26:54Well, just let me know when you get a car in then, yeah?
26:57I've got my own one already.
26:58All being well, I reckon I can get it to you tomorrow morning.
27:03Okay.
27:04Yeah, great.
27:06Ain't you got to ask your dad first?
27:08No.
27:09It's my business.
27:11Good.
27:13I'll call you tomorrow.
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