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EastEnders 4th March 2026 (Full Episode)
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00:00MUSIC
00:09These are all of Nigel's favourites.
00:11Just put them on the table. I want everything in one place before I pack his case.
00:16Has Claire called you back?
00:17Nope. I don't even know if it's still him, am I?
00:21What do you think?
00:22Oh, it's lovely. You'll love it. Aren't you going to be late for school?
00:25No, she's having a day off.
00:26Do you want me to move in today?
00:27Well, I don't think that's an excuse not to go to school.
00:30She wants to help Nigel move in here.
00:32I don't think Nigel will want to skip in school either.
00:36Having said that, you just feel more reassured when you're around, so thank you.
00:44Julie, please tell me that you're not ironing Nigel's wife once.
00:47I'm not breaking a habit of a lifetime now.
00:50Well, I've got a couple of shirts I need doing if you're in the mood.
00:52You're going to doss around here all day?
00:55No. No, I'm not.
00:56I've got people to see.
00:58What's the Godfather about?
01:00It's who Phil models himself on.
01:03Isn't it, Phil?
01:04Well, I ain't ever put a horse's head on someone's pillow.
01:07Yet.
01:08I've found one about you, Grandad.
01:10Oh, yeah?
01:10What's that, then?
01:11Grumpy old men.
01:14Oh, having a good laugh, are we?
01:19Claire.
01:24Excuse me.
01:25Why are there dents all over this?
01:26Uh, I don't know.
01:28Foxes.
01:30Foxes?
01:30Yeah.
01:32Kim.
01:33Oh, hi.
01:34Back last night.
01:35Oh, um, hi, Denise.
01:37You all right?
01:38Yeah.
01:38Uh, how's Patrick?
01:40Oh, he's fine.
01:41Yeah, he even made me my morning coffee.
01:43That's how you like it?
01:44No.
01:45No-one knows how to pop my coffee like you, babe.
01:50Oh, well, we've got to go to the salon, so...
01:52Yeah.
01:53Bye, Harry.
01:54What?
01:55Did I say anything?
01:57Sorry, sorry.
01:59Class.
02:06Don't leave now.
02:08Why?
02:08You're still going to see me, Grant.
02:10No, I know that, Tony, but I can't be seen outside without a big hair up-do
02:13and a full lip-line.
02:14It's bad for the brand.
02:15Oh, right.
02:16Well, why don't you go back in, then?
02:19It's your mum made herself scarce.
02:21It's him.
02:22Oh, what now?
02:23He's got to stick to his worth.
02:25The money's already in my account.
02:26We're not going to see him again.
02:28It's over.
02:37Well, whatever Max did,
02:39it certainly terrified the life out of him.
02:45This is mine and Nigel's favourite.
02:48I've still watched it together about 30 times.
02:53I'm surprised he came back to Walford.
02:55It's not like this place is filled with happy memories.
03:00Could have given us some notice you were coming.
03:03You called.
03:04I came.
03:05It's not rocket science.
03:06Oh, right.
03:08Well, that's funny because you ignored all my calls
03:10when I was searching for Nigel all those months.
03:13I thought he'd finally seen the light and done a runner.
03:17I only found out he got dementia yesterday, didn't I?
03:20Even the chickens knew before me.
03:23Nigel's moving into the care home today.
03:26Care home?
03:29He's got to this stage and you've only just let me know.
03:31Well, that's no surprise, is it?
03:34Considering what you did to him the last time you showed up.
03:37What did you do?
03:41I'll get Nigel's kiss.
03:45Charming as ever.
03:48It's a big day for Nigel, are they?
03:50Yeah.
03:52I'm glad I'm here.
03:53Helps move things along.
03:55Which means no dramas.
03:57Understand?
03:59I just came back to see my dad.
04:03You need to get it together.
04:06Throw a mark under the bus, you mean?
04:08Oh, would you rather me and the kids standing over your grave?
04:10Cos that's what'll happen if you warn him off this drug set-up.
04:13This must be about taking down the high of Rob's now.
04:16Not the handlers or dealers.
04:19Can you hear yourself?
04:20I don't care about anyone, except for you and our kids.
04:25OK, we'd all be safer if Mark Fowler's banged up.
04:28No-one's going to even miss him if he's gone.
04:36For the condemned man.
04:39Cos if you don't take me out like you've been promising for weeks,
04:43I'm going to murder you.
04:44How are you now?
04:46What did Mum will we say?
04:48Don't end up like Nan and Grandad, never leaving the square.
04:51Sorry?
04:52Well, look at me now.
04:54I'm living next door to where they lived,
04:55and I'm swimming in chip-fap day in, day out.
04:58Come on, Mark.
05:00I clock off at 11.
05:01I can't.
05:02I'm busy, then.
05:03You are unemployed.
05:04What could you possibly be busy with?
05:07It was always so nosy, wouldn't you, Vic?
05:11I'll tell you what.
05:12Yeah?
05:13I'll be back this afternoon.
05:15How about I take my lovely big sister out for a slap-up lunch up west, yeah?
05:20Yeah.
05:20Well, I won't hold my breath.
05:21I'll be back soon.
05:23I promise.
05:25I'm holding you to that.
05:35Back in the land of the living?
05:37Yeah, thanks to you and Kim.
05:43I know that, look.
05:45The man's bewitched.
05:49Last night, I kind of told Kim that I missed her still.
05:53And?
05:54And I still loved her.
05:57That explains it, then.
05:59Explains what?
05:59Why she was so giddy, like the cat that got the cream.
06:04Really?
06:05Well, man, isn't it obvious?
06:06As Pearl would say, she's caught the wheels.
06:11You think?
06:12It's time, man.
06:14Time for what?
06:15Look, stop wasting seconds dancing around each other.
06:19Strike whilst the aisle is hot.
06:24So, then we made Nigel a Christmas film.
06:27And at Easter, he dressed up as the Easter bunny.
06:30Everyone loved him.
06:32She can be at school.
06:34So, what is she doing?
06:36Oh, er, it's best not to drag that up today.
06:40Not here, not now.
06:42Erm, to Desbeck, Nigel.
06:49He looks so old.
06:51Er, I think it's best if me and Phil go in first,
06:55just to see how he is today.
07:05Hello, love.
07:07Hi, hi.
07:09So, are you going home here?
07:11No, no, not quite yet.
07:13Erm, there's someone who wants to see you.
07:18It's Claire.
07:19Claire, she, she wants to say hello, would you like that?
07:24Claire.
07:27Hello, Nigel.
07:29I've missed you.
07:36Claire.
07:37Yeah, I'm here.
07:42Claire.
07:43It's me.
07:45I'm Claire.
07:46No!
07:48Claire.
07:51It's okay, Nigel.
07:52I'm here.
07:58I think it's best we give him some spares.
08:09It was good you kept out of Johnny's way this morning.
08:12I mean, it would have all just blown up again.
08:14I've lost him, Mum.
08:15No, darling.
08:17You've just got to let the dust settle.
08:18Johnny loves you.
08:19Callum won't stay angry.
08:21And although Max Granning isn't my favourite,
08:23he certainly came through for Johnny, didn't he?
08:25Yeah, he did.
08:26Though he didn't do it for Johnny.
08:29Quid extra, and you get a can of pop
08:31and a chockee bar and a meal deal.
08:33Yeah, just makes sense, doesn't it?
08:36You want bacon and cheese on yours?
08:37Make it extra tasty, yeah.
08:40Oh, well, if I ain't the queen of the showroom myself.
08:43Hardly.
08:44Yeah, true.
08:45Because if you were, you wouldn't have passed on rabid.
08:47That weren't me, it was my dad.
08:49Sorry, it's just...
08:50I'm skint right now.
08:52I'll really do with the extra cash.
08:54I know the feeling.
08:56So, cheeseburger and large fries, is it?
08:57Now, just for the coffee.
08:59Oh, come on.
09:00I bet you ain't eating all day.
09:01Juggling a job, two kids, dozy husband.
09:04Hey, you're like twins, me and you.
09:07Pretty good on the upsell, aren't you?
09:09Yeah, well, people don't know what they want
09:11until I tell them that they want it.
09:13That's $5.50.
09:18You all right?
09:19Yeah.
09:20You look like you've been dug up.
09:24I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got to go.
09:26These ain't the sort of people you keep waiting.
09:28Yeah.
09:29Yeah, cool.
09:30Be here later, though, yeah?
09:31I see if your missus doesn't drag you away again.
09:34Ah, no.
09:36Scrap that.
09:37I promise I'll take my sister out.
09:40I've been on my own for too long, Radman.
09:42I'm going to get this job done,
09:43and I'm going to get back to my family.
09:45Catch you later.
09:45I'm going to brush them.
09:52Ravi!
09:56Patrick, if I can pull this off,
09:58Kim is going to love it.
10:00Well, this is definitely very Kim.
10:02Right, you're on,
10:04but it's got to be midday,
10:05and it'll cost you.
10:06You cannot haggle with a drag queen.
10:08So you'll want, er, bubbles and nibbles?
10:12Yep, the works.
10:14Okay, consult it.
10:15The works?
10:17Man, this thing has definitely escalated.
10:20Well, what do you mean?
10:20This was your idea?
10:21Yes, but, man, I was thinking of, um,
10:24you know, a red rose, man,
10:26a box of chocolate,
10:27something small and inexpensive.
10:30Since when does Kim do anything small?
10:32Look, Patrick, I need to make her splash.
10:34I need to show her how much she means to me.
10:37Just make sure she's here for midday, yeah?
10:39Yeah, but, er...
10:39Look, Patrick, please.
10:40Look at how we eat everything to be perfect.
10:53Where you going somewhere?
10:55The Vic?
10:56Hang on, mate, maybe later, yeah,
10:58cos, er, well, we've got to get the doctor
11:00to sign you off first.
11:01Er, gonna have a pint and see my mates.
11:06Barry, I'm meeting Barry.
11:08A Barry? Barry called, yeah.
11:10He called and said that he was at work today.
11:13Oh.
11:24I miss my mates.
11:32Nigel finds it difficult to process things, people.
11:35It's mine stuck in the past now.
11:38That much is obvious.
11:39I don't get it, though.
11:41Why aren't you both in Scotland?
11:43Just did mob me to see him getting ill,
11:46so he came to Alford.
11:49Yeah, I was sick with worry.
11:50I kept on picturing him at the bottom of a cliff or something.
11:55Maybe he couldn't bear to live with you any more.
11:57Oh, that's rich.
12:00What's that supposed to mean?
12:02Come on.
12:03I know you're dying to stick the knife in.
12:05If you only ever saw him as the bank of Nigel,
12:06it's take, take, take with you.
12:07It always has been.
12:08Oh, here she is.
12:09You might have conveniently forgotten what you did to him
12:11the last time you came home,
12:12but I haven't, and neither did Nigel.
12:16I'm proud of what I did.
12:18Well, that's something, at least.
12:20Enough with the Holy Than Now Act.
12:21It's sickening.
12:22Claire.
12:25You stole and pawned Debbie's wedding ring.
12:28My mum's wedding ring.
12:29It's the only thing he had left to remind him of her.
12:32Hello?
12:33The only good thing.
12:37He always talked about passing that ring on to Bella,
12:39only he never got the pleasure of meeting his only granddaughter, did he?
12:43Edinburgh and Devon aren't exactly close.
12:45Oh, I am.
12:46Tell her, excuse me, Claire, please.
12:49You spent years trying to turn Nigel against me.
12:52Oh, right, and here we go with the wicked step-mum speech.
12:56I'm just a constant reminder of who he really loved,
12:59that you'll always play second fiddle to my mum.
13:02And now?
13:04Now you've found the perfect way to punish me.
13:05What are you talking about?
13:06You only called me when you knew he had no chance of recognising me,
13:10and do you know what that is?
13:13It's cruel, Claire.
13:15You pushed Nigel right to the edge, you know?
13:19He had to beg that pawnbroker.
13:21He paid over the odds to get that ring back,
13:23and he was never the same after what you did to him.
13:25Now, that, Claire, that is what cruelty is.
13:30The doctor wants to see you.
13:31Yeah, I'll be straight in, love.
13:33I'll never forgive you,
13:35but Nigel might.
13:37So you need to at least try
13:39and make peace with him.
13:41There might still be a chance.
13:52You know Lexi's going to be after all your lotions and potions,
13:55don't you?
13:55You can have what she wants.
13:56I am not starting a turf war over a moisturiser.
14:01It's a lot, innit?
14:03What, you feeling all right about me moving in?
14:04No, I meant Tim.
14:06You did see how you...
14:07You can still report it.
14:09Look, I know Mum thinks that
14:11what Tim did to me is going to affect me,
14:12but it's not, all right?
14:14I know what I need.
14:15It's a fresh start.
14:17Here.
14:18It's me, you and Lexi.
14:24Exactly what I said for nothing.
14:27Earth to Kim.
14:29Is that what now?
14:29You've been away with the fairies all day today.
14:32I had to comp Mrs Hopkins' pedicure.
14:35Oh, she's such a drama queen.
14:37You practically sawed her toe off.
14:40It stopped bleeding.
14:41Eventually.
14:42What is going on with you today?
14:45As if I didn't know.
14:46I'm just hearing pure noise right now if I'm on this.
14:48How are you?
14:50You've been buying those gummies
14:51off the dark web again, innit?
14:52Oh, come on.
14:53The two of you dancing around each other this morning.
14:56Me standing there like a lemon.
14:58I weren't dancing around anyone.
15:00And that's just how your standing is.
15:02What can I say?
15:03Oh, you're right, Patrick?
15:05Girls.
15:06I want to take the both of you all out for a drink.
15:09Ah!
15:11Well, it's good to see you wanted to get out again.
15:13Well, I realise I need my family around.
15:16It helps to get me through.
15:18Hmm.
15:19Yeah.
15:19Well, we are very pleased to hear that.
15:21Oh, Kim.
15:22Yeah, really pleased.
15:24So, midday at the Albert.
15:26Hmm?
15:26The Albert?
15:28Is there something you want to tell us, Patrick?
15:32You see, part of my new philosophy is embracing everything.
15:37Yeah.
15:38Right.
15:39Right.
15:40Okay.
15:41Okay.
15:41Okay.
15:41And, um, Yolandi's okay with this new version of Patrick 2.0 issue?
15:47Yeah, man, she's, uh, she's accommodating.
15:51Well, hun, wear something sparkly, all right?
15:56Sparkly.
15:59Sorry, um, am I living in an alternate universe here?
16:05Yeah.
16:06To be kind.
16:09Or just be yourself.
16:12Because you are kind.
16:13She's beautiful.
16:14And funny.
16:15She was amazing.
16:15Beautiful.
16:17And I just wanted to be kind.
16:18when she died.
16:20Ten.
16:22Me too.
16:25I hate hospitals.
16:27Mum was here so much.
16:30But I got a chance to say goodbye to her.
16:33Not like you.
16:35It's really sad.
16:38I remember the day it happened.
16:40Nigel picked me up from school.
16:42I wanted my friend Abby to come home for tea.
16:45But he said no, and I remember thinking,
16:47it's so unfair because
16:50I promised my friend and I'd let her down.
16:54He took me to the park.
16:56Telled me what happened.
16:58And he promised
16:59he would always be there for me.
17:02I had this big hug.
17:05Looking back on it,
17:07that was the last time I really felt safe.
17:12Nigel thought I was you a lot.
17:14And when he did,
17:15he smiled.
17:17He was kind.
17:19Was he?
17:20He still loves you.
17:22Oh, how can he?
17:25All Nigel ever did was love me.
17:27And all I ever did was hurt him.
17:29You can still make it up to him.
17:33I know you mean well,
17:34but
17:36it's too late.
17:40if I had one last day with my mum,
17:42I'd take it.
17:44I'd do anything I could to make her smile one last time.
17:47I'd do anything I could to make her smile one last time.
18:03I'd do anything I could to make her smile one last time.
18:14grab me.
18:15Of course it's sus.
18:16But no guts, no glory, eh?
18:19Mark.
18:22Mark.
18:22Mark.
18:23What?
18:24I've got a bad feeling.
18:26Well,
18:27you stay here
18:28with your bad feeling,
18:29and I'm going to go do my job, all right?
18:52I'm going to go do my job, all right?
18:59Right.
18:59That's it.
19:00Free to go.
19:03Well, there's no rush, is there?
19:05Might as well let him rest while he still can.
19:08You know,
19:09Carleen Clare has proved to be an unmitigated disaster.
19:13I mean, God, this is hard enough
19:14without having someone who hates me.
19:17Yeah, well, let's just concentrate on getting him
19:19through the next stage, yeah?
19:24I couldn't have done this without you.
19:25No.
19:28You're a true friend, Phil Mitchell.
19:31And,
19:32if Nigel could,
19:36he'd set the same.
19:40Yeah, well,
19:42I wouldn't be here
19:43if it weren't for Nigel.
19:44No, you are.
19:45And if I want,
19:46I'm extremely grateful.
19:51Yeah, you're right.
19:51Let's let him sleep.
19:54Hey, I'll take you to a coffee.
19:57Before it all kicks off again.
19:58Oh, yeah, well.
20:03Oh, we said midday.
20:04Yeah, they'll be here soon.
20:06Hi.
20:07Are you late?
20:08Oh, we're making an entrance.
20:10Sydney?
20:10Hello.
20:11Er, why are all the shutters closed?
20:13Er, ambience.
20:15Setting the mood.
20:16Who, for what?
20:17Surprise.
20:20Well, nice to see that you're taking it in your stride,
20:22your landing.
20:24Taking what in my stride?
20:25Oh, you know,
20:26perhaps she's coming out, party.
20:27Isn't it?
20:29To be honest.
20:30Yeah.
20:39Yeah!
20:44Come back!
20:47Baby, come back!
20:50Baby, come back!
20:54Baby, come back!
20:56Baby, bye, bye, bye, bye!
20:57Baby, bye, bye, bye, bye!
20:59This is the first time I did today
21:03that you...
21:06Kim, come back!
21:07Oh, boy, I told you it was too much.
21:10You think?
21:13Kim!
21:14Kim, what are you?
21:16What was all that about?
21:17I just wanted to do something special for you,
21:20to show you how much I cared.
21:21Oh, what, you tried to impress me?
21:22Yes.
21:23Oh, well, that must have put you back a bit.
21:25Yeah.
21:25Yeah?
21:26Like how much?
21:29Flashing the cash is what got us in this mess in the first place.
21:34We were with Patrick yesterday,
21:37and I saw you do what everyone else failed to do.
21:41You brought him out of the dark.
21:44That's the Howie that I fell in love with.
21:47The Howie that would stand by his family.
21:49The Howie that I could trust.
21:52Not this flashy Howie.
21:54You know, the Kim I love.
21:56I love all of her.
21:57The bright, beautiful, funny Kim that everyone always sees.
22:01The Kim that I fight to the death for her family.
22:04The Kim that took my son under her wing.
22:08And you know the Kim I miss the most.
22:11When she's vulnerable.
22:14When she tells me her fears, her hopes and her dreams.
22:18The Kim I can learn from.
22:21The Kim that makes me want to be a better man.
22:23I don't know.
22:25Chelsea.
22:34Carry on.
22:36Look.
22:38I get things wrong.
22:40A lot of the time.
22:41Yeah, a lot of the time.
22:43All the time, actually.
22:44All the time.
22:45But I promise to be a better man.
22:49A whole lot better.
22:50A whole lot better.
22:53Because you're the love of my life, Kim Fox.
22:56And I miss you so much.
22:59Please give me another chance.
23:11Kim.
23:13I'm doing a dramatic pause.
23:14Oh.
23:19Give me a kiss now.
23:28Where are you going?
23:30What?
23:30I'm going to get on Roseworth.
23:32I'm going to miss out on a drag queen karaoke.
23:34Do me, okay?
23:35I will survive.
23:38Are you the master?
23:50Come in.
23:52Lauren said you were helping out today.
23:53Is now a good time?
23:54Yeah.
23:55Yeah, of course.
23:59I don't know what you did and I don't want the gory details, but it worked.
24:04Tim's gone for good and Johnny's got his money.
24:07Oh, that's good.
24:10I'm glad to be there.
24:14I've got a sale.
24:16You're going to need to get them dents in the boot fixed.
24:19You know, the foxes made.
24:20Oh, and by the way, I'm giving the job to Priya.
24:26Dents in the boot.
24:28Please tell me he cried just a little bit.
24:31Yeah, he did.
24:32He's like a newborn.
24:34Just on his bum slept.
24:36Well, I'm grateful.
24:38Oh, and you've got a new fan, by the way.
24:41My mother.
24:42Yeah.
24:43If she invites you to her boudoir for a more intimate thank you, I'd run for the hills.
24:50She's not really my type.
24:53No?
24:56No.
25:04No, no, go, go, go.
25:11Whatever makes your life and his life easier.
25:16I'm there.
25:21All right, Lauren, what's going on?
25:26Still not answering.
25:27Good old Claire, dependable as ever.
25:30Yeah, she's probably still nicking her wounds.
25:33Next is not answering either.
25:37Ready?
25:39Ready.
25:45Where is he?
25:50Where's he gone, Phil?
25:54Oh, they're calling you for hours, Ravi.
25:56Where are you?
25:58Michelle, I'm going on my break, okay?
26:02Nearly wet myself.
26:03Not that scary, am I?
26:05No, of course not.
26:07It's like they've seen a ghost.
26:09Where's Ravi?
26:10He's gone down the wholesalers.
26:12Ran out of baps.
26:14It's a bit careless for a bap fan, isn't it?
26:18Ravi, you got a minute?
26:19Yeah, sure.
26:26Listen, I've got to thank you, mate.
26:29If you were 30 seconds later, I'd be having a cavity search right now.
26:31Yeah.
26:32How'd you know?
26:33I had a hunch.
26:35A hunch?
26:36What, and you came looking for me?
26:38Yeah.
26:39Well, you're a mate.
26:41You know, if it was going to go south, at least I got to warn you.
26:44I've been inside, mate.
26:45It's no picnic.
26:47I appreciate that.
26:48I really do.
26:49There you are!
26:51Hey, you look nice.
26:53Go on somewhere special?
26:54My wonderful brother, who is late, by the way, is taking me up west.
26:58Better late than never, eh, Ravi?
27:00Listen, thanks for your help today.
27:01Yeah.
27:02Don't mention it.
27:03Right, see you later.
27:04I'll catch you later.
27:05I've just got to make a quick phone call.
27:07Yeah, well, you can walk and talk, because I'm starving.
27:14Yeah, that's me.
27:16It's about the rap.
27:21I've got him.
27:22I've got him.
27:25I've got him.
27:26I've got him.
27:27I've got him.
27:27You
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