00:02Grazie a tutti.
00:30I like your style, Americans. Very good. You're part of the Reich now. Subject of the great group. I hope
00:38for your sake you consider the Reich and all its glory is big on your own.
00:41Yes, of course. Let me give you something real nice.
00:45Let me give you something real nice.
01:10Just listen to that lovely marching beat. I'm so happy the church has brought some culture to this country.
01:15I'm so happy.
01:16You're part of the Reich.
01:20You really must correct me if I didn't.
01:22Oh, la testa è a me!
01:24La testa è a me!
01:25Benevi a te!
01:25Fa' la testa, il gento!
01:28I senti con i servizi!
01:30E' a me!
01:35...ma cosa?
01:37...ma cosa?
01:38...ma cosa?
01:41...ma cosa?
01:43...ma cosa?
01:44...ma cosa?
01:44...ma cosa?
01:45...ma cosa?
01:47...ma cosa?
01:49...ma cosa?
01:51Grazie a tutti.
02:34Grazie a tutti.
02:52Grazie a tutti.
02:56Grazie a tutti.
02:56Grazie a tutti.
03:17Grazie a tutti.
03:50Grazie a tutti.
03:59Grazie a tutti.
05:04Grazie a tutti.
05:07Comandant, siete dovuti dal Comandante.
05:10Non è tempo?
05:12C'è ancora il mio Erdbeermilch?
05:14Non, non, Comandant.
05:15Il Comandante ha dovuto vedere,
05:16in ordine.
05:28Oh mio Dio.
05:39Oh mio Dio.
05:42Oh mio Dio.
05:42Oh mio Dio.
05:43Oh mio Dio!
05:44Blasquits, shut the fucking front door!
05:49Before any more goddamn Nazis show for milkshakes!
05:58Not that I don't trust you, Blasquits.
05:59There's nothing saying you couldn't be wearing a mask made to look like William J. Blasquits
06:02to hide your alien space lizard facial traits.
06:05So...
06:06I made the password that Grace gave you.
06:08She didn't give me one.
06:10Right.
06:11Off with the mask.
06:13Show me your lizard face, motherfucker!
06:15Super Special, lower your weapon before I break your arm and put your lights out.
06:21I knew it was you, Terror Billy.
06:23I was just fucking with you.
06:24Come and follow me.
06:28Hey.
06:37So, um, welcome to Mission Control.
06:40I haven't had much of a chance to clean up around here.
06:42I'm sorry about that.
06:43It's...
06:45Um...
06:45Good stuff.
06:46This shit right here.
06:47It keeps the signals from getting through.
06:48Very effective against alien mind reading devices.
06:53How's Grace?
06:55How's Grace?
06:57Baby Abby?
06:58Fine to scream gravy.
07:00Christ, I miss her.
07:01Even the pissing in the face part.
07:03I mean, maybe I miss that the most.
07:06Little fucker.
07:07So what have you been doing down here, Super Special?
07:11This place?
07:13My papa and me used this place to collect all the evidence we could find of the government cover-up.
07:18Cookie?
07:20It's been more than a decade now.
07:23Summer of 47.
07:25I was the same year I quit working as a lawyer.
07:28The year I joined the Black Revolutionary Front.
07:30After I got Grace acquitted from that murder charge that the goddamn FBI pigs trumped up against her.
07:37Anyway, one night, Papa heard something on the police frequency and he brought me up north to Murphy's Ranch.
07:43Where we found this flying saucer-like thing that crashed into the ground.
07:47And wouldn't you know it, the US motherfucking military swooped in and quarantined off the entire PRU.
07:53Gave us some kind of bullshit story about a weather balloon.
07:57They were lying out of their asses because we made off with some actual hard evidence.
08:01Take a look at this.
08:03Pulled that baby right out of the crash site.
08:05Now does that look like something that came off a weather balloon?
08:09This place is where he kept the records and started surveilling what the military is up to.
08:15Papa built most of it.
08:17So you reckon what you saw was a spaceship?
08:19I'm not saying it's a flying saucer from outer space, but it was clearly extraterrestrial in origin, if you catch
08:29my drift.
08:29It's all fucking connected, man.
08:32If you trace the chain of causation, you find yourself in a secret underground facility about ten clicks east of
08:39Roswell, up by Bottomless Lakes, Area 52.
08:42Our government captured an alien flying saucer and they stored the salvaged bodies and technology in an underground vault.
08:50Everyone was involved.
08:52The FBI pigs, the military pigs, even the goddamn King President pig himself.
08:57Check this shit out.
08:59What?
08:59Area 52, Area 51, over here, Area 48, Area 56, all over the southwest.
09:06Nevada, New Mexico.
09:07It's one gigantic complex and it's connected by underground train tunnels.
09:13Look at the pictures.
09:15Plasma guns, mind control, anti-gravity engines.
09:19And after our coward-ass government surrendered to the fucking Nazi pigs, our new masters took over all these bases
09:26and they kept doing their own experiments to further their own fascist agenda.
09:30Look at this.
09:31This whole thing is the Area 52 military compound.
09:35Up here, the Nazi head honchos installed the fucking Oberkommando.
09:40But down here below, it's a cavernous vault full of all kinds of weird-ass technology.
09:46Alien shit.
09:47It's all down there.
09:48Now, I haven't seen it myself, but it's there.
09:52Well, whatever it is, it ain't Martians.
09:55Okay, alright, alright.
09:57Nobody knows for sure exactly what kind of technology we're dealing with.
10:00But it's most likely space alien based.
10:03It ain't space aliens. I talked-
10:05How the fuck do you know?
10:07Are you some kind of expert on all things extraterrestrial now?
10:10Look, I've been a lawyer a long fucking time.
10:12And I know a motherfucking conspiracy when I see one.
10:16Now, okay, I'm not saying it's space aliens, right?
10:19But it goes without saying it's fucking space aliens!
10:25So...
10:27I got a nuke in this here fire extinguisher.
10:30Okay.
10:34Cool it.
10:35I did not mean to rile you.
10:38Grace told me that you know a way into the Oberkommando.
10:41You get me in there, I will use this nuke to blow the top brass of the Nazi leadership to
10:46smithereens.
10:49Yes!
10:51Yes!
10:52Yes, of course!
10:53That sounds so good.
10:56I'm here to help.
10:57Papa dug these tunnels to the underground train system that connects all the top secret military bases.
11:03This tunnel goes right to Area 52 cargo train loading depot.
11:07All right.
11:08Now, you should put that nuke in this backpack to keep your hands free for shooting.
11:22All right.
11:23Lots of Nazis down there.
11:26And other things.
11:29Now, I'll keep in touch on the radio to help you out.
11:36Hey.
11:38Stay frosty, Blazkowicz.
11:47Keep going down that tunnel, and you'll end up at the Area 52 cargo train loading depot.
11:52Fastest way to Area 52 would be to hitch a ride on one of those cargo trains.
12:26And then, we're standing in touch, and we're going to be going down in reach of steam.
12:30Let's go.
12:31And then, you're going to go ahead.
12:32You're going to run out.
12:32Let's go.
12:32Now, let's go.
12:33Waikouw.
12:37Oh no.
12:38She got on the wall.
12:39Your hand, she's got in touch.
12:42No.
12:42No.
12:51It's an awesome, no.
12:51Sì!
13:35Sì!
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14:23Sì, sì, sì, sì!
14:52Sì, sì!
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21:49Sì!
21:51Sì!
22:21Grazie a tutti.
22:55Grazie a tutti.
23:20Grazie a tutti.
23:53Grazie a tutti.
24:17Grazie a tutti.
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