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Doctor Who (2005) S08E06
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00:09There's no way out of this.
00:11We're gonna die here.
00:13Pass me the vibrocutters.
00:15They're in my pocket.
00:16Come on then, pass them to me.
00:18In my other jacket.
00:19At home.
00:20Why have you got two jackets?
00:22There's one of them faulty.
00:23Look, I don't have the vibrocutters.
00:25If I had the vibrocutters,
00:26I wouldn't be able to pass you the vibrocutters.
00:28I gotta start to death out here.
00:30Of course we won't starve.
00:32The sand piranhas will get us long before that.
00:37Hiya.
00:38Sorry I'm late.
00:40You're not.
00:40You're brown.
00:41You're very brown.
00:42You weren't that brown this morning.
00:43Some bad.
00:44I'll get them in usual.
00:46Fish people.
00:48What do they like?
00:49Fish and people.
00:51Have a tea.
00:54How's you?
00:55Ben.
00:56Nice frock.
00:57A bit wet.
00:58Freak showers.
01:01Was that seaweed?
01:03I said freak.
01:08Thomas, Trevor!
01:09Trevor's got to be right up this corner.
01:12I hate children.
01:14Don't you hate soldiers?
01:15Yeah.
01:15Just keep driving.
01:19Oh, yeah.
01:20Danny, hiya.
01:21Morning.
01:22Ready to run?
01:28I can't keep doing this.
01:30I can't do it.
01:33Yes, I can.
01:34I can do it.
01:35Of course I can do it.
01:38I've got it all under control.
01:41So, where are we off to?
01:44Yoga, you look lovely today.
01:46Have you had a wash?
01:49Why are you being nice?
01:50Because it works, Sonia.
01:52Listen, I'm sorry, but there's going to be no trip today.
01:56I'm sorry.
01:57I've got to do a thing.
01:58It might take a while.
01:59What thing?
02:00Just a thing.
02:01You're being mysterious.
02:03And do you know what that means?
02:04I'm a man of mystery.
02:06Hmm.
02:06It means that you are a very clever man, making the mistake common to very clever people of
02:11assuming that everybody else is stupid.
02:14Where are you going?
02:15Undercover.
02:16Deep cover.
02:17Can you do deep cover?
02:18What do you mean?
02:18Have you seen you?
02:19Of course I can do deep cover.
02:21Wear the magic circle.
02:24I'll see you when I see you.
02:26When's that?
02:28When I see you.
02:32Hmm.
02:36Hmm.
02:39I'll be sure to have a wash.
02:41Excellent.
02:41I was meaning to bring it up.
03:05Good morning, Mr. Pink.
03:07Good morning, Courtney.
03:08And good morning, Miss Oswald.
03:10Morning, Mr. Pink.
03:16Do they know?
03:17Possibly.
03:18They're children.
03:19Like they've got minds of their own.
03:21Are you okay?
03:22Yeah, of course I'm okay.
03:23Why wouldn't I be okay?
03:24I don't know.
03:25Every time I see you, it's like you're...
03:27What?
03:27In a rush.
03:28In a state.
03:29In a space helmet one time.
03:31Sorry.
03:32Uh, I've had a thing.
03:34And, uh, the thing's gone.
03:36So, I'm all yours.
03:37What thing?
03:38What's gone?
03:38Nothing.
03:39It's like trying to be mysterious.
03:41I'm not stupid, you know.
03:44The next few days are all about you.
03:47I promise.
03:48I promise.
03:52Which means, Joe, you have to cover for 84M in L3.
03:56Hold on.
03:57There is just one more thing.
03:59Atif's off sick.
04:00So, we've got a newbie.
04:01I did ask him to come along.
04:03Oh, here he is.
04:09I'm the new caretaker.
04:11John Smith.
04:12Welcome to Coval, Mr. Smith.
04:14Thanks.
04:15Yes, John Smith's the name.
04:17But, you know, here's the thing.
04:18Most people just call me...
04:20The Doctor.
04:23I'm the new caretaker.
04:25I'm the new caretaker.
04:26I'm the new caretaker.
04:30I'm the new caretaker.
04:34I'm the new caretaker.
04:35I'm the new caretaker.
04:37I'm the new caretaker.
04:38I'm the new caretaker.
04:39I'm the new caretaker.
04:40I'm the new caretaker.
04:41I'm the new caretaker.
04:41I'm the new caretaker.
04:41I'm the new caretaker.
04:42I'm the new caretaker.
04:42I'm the new caretaker.
04:43I'm the new caretaker.
04:44I'm the new caretaker.
04:46I'm the new caretaker.
05:01so if anybody needs me just you know give me a shout i'll be in the storeroom
05:05just getting the lie of the land yes nobody's taking any notice at all absolutely good news
05:12because it means that i must be coming across just as an absolutely boring human being like you
05:18deep cover deep cover you know him know him the caretaker smith the doctor never seen him before
05:27in my life a bit intense looking did you see those eyebrows did he wink at you no i think
05:33that was
05:33just sort of like a general wink you know he went to everybody it was like a general welcoming wink
05:37ah i have um left some marking assembly chop chop off your pop catcher in a bit excuse me
05:48so you recognize me then you're wearing a different coat you saw straight through that
05:52deep cover in my school why where's the teeth what have you done with him he's fine hypnotized he
05:57thinks he's got the flu also a flying car and three wives it's gonna be a rude awakening
06:01there's aliens oh my god is that why you're here are there aliens it's assembly you better get going
06:07go and worship something are there aliens in this school listen it's lovely talking to you but i've
06:12really got to get on i'm a caretaker now look i've got a brush doctor is there an alien in
06:16this school
06:17yes me now go the walls need sponging and there's a sinister bottle you can't do this
06:23you cannot pass yourself off as a real person among actual people i lived among otters once for a month
06:29well i sucked river and i we had this big fight human beings are not otters exactly it'll be even
06:35easier okay one question and you will answer this question
06:43are the kids safe no nobody is safe but soon the answer will be yes everybody is safe if you
06:52let me
06:52get on now pretend you don't know me stay out of my way the less you know the better i'll
07:00explain it
07:01all later go and sing with the otters i hate you that's fine that's a perfectly normal reaction
07:11basically you gotta get that guy on the block and stop the other one shooting you're so sick i got
07:16that
07:16guy that was like six months ago you actually have to do it flick it that way no but i'm
07:20saying you
07:21you can't real kids yeah so what if we are they get to coal hill we've got a free period
07:28mate
07:29you'll better take your names come on this is unfair mate
07:40always coming freeze
07:43oi i know you're in there
07:56hello hello i'm a police officer
08:05there's no point hiding
08:10do you hear me come on kiddo five stop intruder five stop intruder turn your game off
08:21it's time for school come on stop messing about
08:27problem solution destroy
08:40no one heard by lydia was caught by elizabeth and as it assured her that darcy was not less
08:50right miss oswald yes calvin i'm fine you carry on
08:59can i help you mr smith wrong
09:04i'm sorry on the board wrong wrong oh no no no no you don't do this you are the caretaker
09:14this is
09:14not what you do just taking care not your area jen austen wrote pride and prejudice in 1796
09:20this is mr smith the temporary caretaker and he's a bit confused
09:25not in 1797 because she didn't have the time
09:28she was so busy and i suppose what she was your busy mate was she and you went on holidays
09:32together
09:33and then you got kidnapped by boggans from space and then you all formed a band and met buddy holly
09:39no i read the book there's a bio at the back
09:42get down
09:45boggans
09:45go
09:51right that's it uh well done kelvin get going to you all in a couple of days thank you very
09:55much
09:56we'll swap out our homework
09:59you ask for homework
10:00i'm at you
10:09it's on
10:09oh hello tobias hot race stop
10:11i'm on the school football team against the rants on thursday sorry but can i go early from english
10:16thursday afternoon
10:17twice you can do whatever you want
10:19adora
10:20i'm a good one
10:21actually i am
10:22two weeks saturday the fates
10:23can i put you down for the tombola and the raffle
10:26dame stage can't cover it now
10:27wife comes to hospital
10:28hip replacements constant agony
10:30great
10:32no awful
10:32it's terrible
10:33awful but i hope she'll be okay
10:35um
10:35i'll do anything
10:36anything
10:36okay
10:37bye
10:41miss oswald
10:42katie sharp says i pulled her hair in biology
10:44courtney you are big enough to look after yourself
10:46next class jog on i need to talk to mr pink
10:48what has he lost the squaddy
10:50what was that
10:51nothing
10:51of course downy pink here's your man mr smith
10:53five years military experience
10:54sergeant here and afghan so
10:57electrics boilers
10:58if you need a hand give him a shout
10:59i've helped the ship with a couple of things
11:02i'm sure i won't be needing you sergeant
11:03fully qualified
11:07you best get back to your p.e. class
11:09i teach maths
11:10do you what in emergencies
11:12no i'm a maths teacher
11:13yeah he's a maths teacher
11:15muhammad put that down
11:16how does that work
11:17what if the kids have questions
11:18about what
11:19maths
11:19i answer them i'm a maths teacher
11:21but he said you were a soldier
11:23yeah i was a soldier now i'm a maths teacher
11:26what about all the p.e.
11:28i don't teach p.e. i'm not a p.e. teacher
11:31sorry that seems very unlikely
11:32uh excuse me mr pink i think past nine m four are waiting
11:37yes you better run along sergeant
11:39that ball isn't gonna kick itself is it
11:41i'm not a p.e. teacher i'm a maths teacher
11:45no sorry no i can't retain that i've tried it's just not going in
11:57so pink the name remind you of anything
12:00yeah color
12:03colonel awesome pink the guy we met at the end of the universe
12:07oh yeah okay yeah same name doesn't look anything like him
12:10looks very like him
12:12is he i don't know who remembers a p.e. teacher
12:14oh never mind
12:17what you doing what's in there
12:19so
12:21is he here then
12:22is who here
12:23the one that you keep going on serious dates with
12:26if he is are you going to start talking like a normal human being
12:28i promise i won't
12:30i'm being nice
12:31doctor
12:31clara
12:32got this period free
12:33no yes
12:34great
12:34shakespeare
12:35sorry what adrian
12:39oh i see
12:42is he what
12:43nothing nothing at all
12:46excuse me we have to talk about the tempest
12:48in light of the changes to the sixth form shakespeare module blahdy blah
12:51yes i'm sorry of course
12:55yes yes no of course of course yes
12:57don't mind this old man
12:58you two kids just pop off together
13:02why are you talking like an idiot
13:04i'm a caretaker
13:05don't mind me
13:08what we have to get across i feel
13:10is that fascinating enigma
13:12of its
13:14not finishedness
13:15yes good point eight
13:21clara
13:35what is that
13:37kids
13:38it's the matter for kids today
13:50i said you could play chess i did not say you could play football on the chess board
13:54jack morgan come on help me out clear it up
14:08one for luck
14:13okay now we're in business
14:15let's see the lie of the land
14:17time to see what's going on
14:24hello
14:26what are you doing
14:30are you in there
14:31mirror on the wall
14:36there's been a spillage in geography i need some paper towels
14:41can't you read
14:42of course i can read read what
14:43the door
14:43it says keep out
14:45no it says go away humans
14:48oh so it does
14:49never lose your temper in the middle of a door sign
14:52what was you doing in there
14:54what's that box
14:55the caretaker's box
14:56every caretaker has their own box
14:58it says police
15:00exactly there's a policeman in there
15:01in case of emergencies
15:02and children
15:04towels there
15:04what was that green glow
15:06there was a green glow coming from in there
15:08what was it
15:10of course there was
15:11what's a policeman with a death ray
15:13oh listen there's the bell
15:15off you go
15:15haven't you got shoplifting to go to
15:16i'm going to tell the headmaster
15:18oh yes find more colour along
15:19you're running out of time
15:20for what
15:21everything
15:22human beings have incredibly short lifespans
15:25frankly
15:25we should all be in a permanent state of panic
15:27tick tock
15:28tick tock
15:29you're weird
15:30yes i am
15:31what about you
15:32i'm a disruptive influence
15:35good to meet you
15:37and you
15:38now get lost
15:39okay
15:42hello miss
15:43love to the squaddy
15:44Chloe what did you say
15:48what's she doing here
15:49paper towels
15:50now i imagine
15:52you have many questions
15:53by the way
15:54i won't answer any of them
15:55what were they like
15:56or who like
15:57the others before me
15:58did they let you get away with this kind of thing
16:01this school is in danger
16:02well it's lucky i'm here then
16:04from you
16:05me
16:05you wouldn't be here if there wasn't an alien threat nearby
16:08your strategy for dealing with it involves endangering this school
16:10you don't know that
16:11i don't know anything
16:12because you haven't told me anything
16:13which means i wouldn't approve
16:14which means you are endangering the school
16:21what's that
16:22it's a scanner
16:24i'm scanning
16:24why do i keep you around
16:25because the alternative would be developing a conscience of your own scanning for what
16:29any alien technology in this vicinity should show up
16:32i used to have a teacher
16:34exactly like you
16:35you still do pay attention
16:38what the hell is it
16:41skovok's blitzer
16:43one of the deadliest killing machines ever created
16:46probably homed in here because of artron emissions
16:48you've had enough of them in this area over the years
16:50there's enough explosive in its armory to take out the whole planet
16:55then leave it alone
16:57sooner or later it will creep from its hidey hole
17:00and some military idiot will try to attack it
17:05the world is full of p.e. teachers
17:10so your insanely dangerous plan is
17:15a new watch
17:17tiny bit disappointed
17:18this is a very special watch
17:26doctor
17:31did you just flick my nose
17:36you're invisible
17:37oh my god that's incredible
17:39correct i am invisible
17:40and i'm incredible
17:42it's simply a matter of professing light waves
17:44hang on i'll come back
17:44all right where are you
17:47so i give the blitzer a tiny whiff of non-threatening alien tech
17:50i'll lead it back here
17:51but i don't want it to scan me
17:52hence invisible
17:53so you're you're leading the thing here
17:55to a school
17:56my school
17:57my school
17:57oh that is telling
17:59this is the only suitably empty place in the area
18:01i've set up a circle of time mines
18:03around the school
18:04chronodyne generators
18:06a bit unstable
18:07i switch them on
18:09the blitzer gets sucked into a big old time vortex
18:11billions of years into the future
18:13it's dead easy
18:13tiny bit boring
18:14i'll need a book on a sandwich
18:15and me
18:15you're not doing this alone
18:16i don't need you this time
18:19i'll see you tomorrow
18:20we'll go somewhere nice
18:21ancient egypt
18:24crocodilopolis
18:24they worship a big crocodile there
18:26so the name is a useful coincidence
18:28go and canoodle with your boyfriend
18:35come on
18:36i wasn't born yesterday
18:38far from it
18:39you did recognize him
18:40possibly reminded me of a certain
18:42dashing young time travel
18:44oh of course you recognized him
18:46i'm sorry
18:48stupid i i underestimated you
18:52i've easily done this a lot to estimate
18:53and you you like him
18:55yes i like him
18:57very very much
18:59go home and canoodle
19:00doctor's orders
19:01come on
19:03just this once
19:04i'm doing what i'm told
19:06oh sing hosanna
19:08so easy
19:20miss oswald
19:21ah mr mr pink
19:23he's still on for tonight
19:24because you had your i'm about to cancel frown on
19:28there's a specific round
19:30i was gonna say
19:31it's okay
19:31i might have a thing so
19:33a thing
19:37tomorrow instead
19:39tomorrow's parents evening
19:41not all evening
19:43what do you think of it
19:48uh who the the caretaker
19:51where did he come from
19:52what was he before
19:54he doesn't seem like a caretaker
19:56well he speaks very highly of you
20:03anyway um
20:05good night miss oswald
20:08good night
20:09mr pink
20:19and we're off
20:21and we're off
20:50oh sweet home
20:55canoodling cancelled if you need a hand
21:00doctor
21:02you invisible
21:05i am so gonna confiscate that watch
21:08where are you my sleeping beauty
21:19gotcha
21:20let's dance
21:23doctor
21:26where are you
21:30hello
21:39nine stop query rescan
21:41target reacquired
21:43success
21:44success
21:44come on
21:46come on
21:46come on
21:47gangway
21:52not far now
21:53come on
21:54nine stop
21:56nine stop passing data
21:57pursue
21:58bingo
22:02target reacquired
22:05hello
22:14right right right right
22:16no no no no no no no no no
22:17range one point four and nine scan complete
22:21problem problem
22:22Listen, I'm an arm. I'm peaceful. Do you understand?
22:27I know that you shouldn't be on this planet, but I can help you with that.
22:31Problem, solution, destroyed.
22:34I want to work with you.
22:35Problem, solution, destroyed.
22:41Get away from me!
22:47Temporal Disrupt.
22:50Warning, warning, Temporal Failure.
22:53Stop! Anything else? Stop! Stop!
22:58Warning, system failure, abort, abort.
23:15Well done, P.E. Brilliant work!
23:19What's this? A chronodyne generator.
23:22I'll just deactivate that, shall I?
23:24I've got a swimming certificate, so that qualifies me to meddle with higher technology.
23:28Never mind that some people are actually trying to save the planet.
23:31Oh no, there's only room in my head for cross-country and the off-side rule.
23:36Danny, what are you doing here?
23:38I was checking up on him. He's been up to something fiddling with the electric, but what the...
23:44No.
23:45What?
23:47Did you see that thing? Tell me you saw that thing.
23:50I saw the thing, yeah. Doctor, are we safe? Is the planet safe? It's gone.
23:54Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, for the moment.
23:56But the thing is, you see, the chronodyne generators have to be precisely aligned to generate the vortex.
24:00But the sergeant here, he went and moved one.
24:02Okay, but the chronodyne worked. It's gone.
24:07Well, not far enough.
24:09The vortex will open you again.
24:11But not in a billion years.
24:13Then when?
24:14Uh, 74 hours. Three days?
24:16Three days to think of something new.
24:18Because now it knows what to expect.
24:21Now it has scanned me and it will kill me on sight.
24:26Thanks to be here.
24:29Clara, why are you talking to him like that?
24:34Well, why are you using words like chronodyne?
24:38Was that thing a space thing?
24:44Oh, my God, you're from space.
24:50You're a space woman. You said you were from Blackpool.
24:56It's a play.
24:58For the summer fate.
24:59It's a what?
25:00Yes, it's a play.
25:01Shut up. It is a play.
25:03We are rehearsing a play.
25:04Shh, shh, shh, shh.
25:05It's a rise play.
25:07And, um, you see, the vortex thing is a lighting effect.
25:10Very clever.
25:11And that thing is one of the kids.
25:14In fancy dress.
25:18Really.
25:19A really good fancy dress.
25:21How stupid do you think I am?
25:22I'm willing to put a number on it.
25:24I'm not a moron, Clara.
25:26And he's not the caretaker.
25:31He's...
25:32Your dad.
25:34Your space dad.
25:36Oh.
25:38Genius.
25:40That is, that is really, really brilliant reasoning.
25:44How can you think that I'm her dad when we both look exactly the same age?
25:47We do not look the same age.
25:48I was being kind.
25:49Right, I'm going to hypnotise him.
25:50I'm going to erase his memory.
25:51Tiny little brain, why don't we take a moment?
25:53He's my boyfriend.
25:54Well, I'll try not to erase the whole thing.
25:56I'll leave the...
25:56He's my boyfriend.
25:57I thought you'd figured this out.
26:00Him?
26:01Yes, him.
26:02No, he's not.
26:02Yes, he is.
26:04Yes, I am.
26:05But he's a PE teacher.
26:06You wouldn't go out with a PE teacher.
26:08It's a mistake.
26:09You've made a boyfriend error.
26:10I am not a PE teacher.
26:12I'm a math teacher.
26:13You're a soldier.
26:14Why would you go out with a soldier?
26:15Why not get a dog or a big plant?
26:16Because I love him!
26:26Why would you say that?
26:28Is this part of the surprise play?
26:30There is no surprise play.
26:32Oh, it's a rollercoaster with you tonight, isn't it?
26:35What about the handsome one?
26:36The one with the bow tie?
26:37Who?
26:37Adrian?
26:38No, no, no.
26:38He's just a friend and not my type.
26:40Clara, are you going to explain any of this?
26:42Who is this guy?
26:46The doctor is...
26:51Go on.
26:52Yes, explain.
26:54Who is he?
26:55Why have you never mentioned him?
26:56Because...
26:58He's an alien.
27:02Are you an alien?
27:04No, no, no.
27:04I'm still from Blackpool.
27:07Me and the doctor,
27:08we travel through time and space.
27:10Exhibit A.
27:13It's called a TARDIS,
27:15but it's disguised as an old police phone box.
27:19It's bigger on the inside.
27:20And it's bigger on the inside than the outside.
27:25Voilà .
27:28And we travel the universe in it.
27:46And what about that thing?
27:47Did you bring it here?
27:48No.
27:49I'm going to protect you from that thing.
27:52You said it was coming back.
27:53Yes, it is coming back next to you.
27:56But this is a school.
27:57You have to evacuate.
27:59Call the army.
27:59And that is the most dangerous thing right there.
28:03Are you sure hypnotizing is not on the menu?
28:05Yes.
28:06Look, we need to get help.
28:07This is an emergency.
28:09Look, take him away.
28:10Shut him up.
28:10Shut him down.
28:11Up or down.
28:12Doesn't matter to me.
28:13I've got a lot of work to do.
28:14Again.
28:15Will you be okay?
28:16Why wouldn't I be okay?
28:17I was fine.
28:19Until you two blundered in.
28:20Am I just being ignored?
28:22Oh, come on, Danny.
28:23It's all right.
28:23It's...
28:24Come on.
28:25It's all fine.
28:25You'll be okay.
28:27Let's get those legs moving.
28:29That's it.
28:29Down the stairs.
28:31Yep, that's it.
28:31This can all be explained.
28:33And everything will be fine.
28:35And when this is all over, you can finish the job.
28:39How do you mean?
28:41Well, you've explained me to him.
28:42You haven't explained him to me.
28:57What do you think?
29:04Say something.
29:05Fine.
29:09So...
29:12There's an alien.
29:13That used to look like Adrian.
29:18Then he turned into a Scottish caretaker and every now and then when I'm not looking you elope with him.
29:23I don't elope.
29:25Do you love him?
29:26No.
29:28Really had enough of the lies.
29:31Not in that way.
29:33What other way is there?
29:34You know what I mean?
29:35I don't know what you mean.
29:36I know what you tell me, which isn't always the truth.
29:42Danny...
29:43Why do you do it?
29:46Why'd you fly off in the box with him?
29:49The truth.
29:51Please, just this once.
29:58Because...
30:00It's amazing.
30:04Because...
30:05I see wonders.
30:09Okay.
30:19What are you thinking?
30:21That's a good question.
30:27It's funny.
30:28You only really know what someone thinks of you when you know what lies have told you.
30:32Or you say you've seen wonders, you've seen...
30:36amazing things and...
30:39you kept them secret.
30:41From me.
30:46So what do you think of me, Clara?
30:50Please, tell me how I fix this.
30:52I just wanna know who you are.
30:53You know who I am.
30:56When you're with him.
30:59When you're with the doctor.
31:12Okay, I think we've just about got enough time before parents' evening.
31:15An invisibility watch.
31:17Not even a ring.
31:18Press the button on the side, you're invisible.
31:20You'll see me with the doctor.
31:21The other me.
31:22Exactly the same.
31:23Other me.
31:24Okay?
31:33Afternoon.
31:34Thanks for keeping out of my way.
31:36You haven't brought Dave with you, I hope.
31:39His name's Danny.
31:41No, I haven't.
31:44I've explained it all to him.
31:45He gets it.
31:46He took it really well.
31:47Pass me that sonastic.
31:53So, when the blitzer comes back, are you gonna catch him with that?
31:57They're a long and fiddly job.
31:59It's gonna take me at least 24 hours even longer if people keep talking to me.
32:02So do keep going.
32:03So, if he comes back Thursday night, you sure about that?
32:05Because you said the quantum time was unstable.
32:06If you wanna bother someone, go and bother P.
32:10He's a maths teacher.
32:12It's a shame.
32:13I like maths.
32:14Not a soldier.
32:22Interesting.
32:24What is it?
32:26I'm bored.
32:28Let's go somewhere fun.
32:29What do you say?
32:30Do you wanna see the Thames frozen over?
32:32Oh, those frost bears.
32:34Come on, that school box thing.
32:35It's a time machine.
32:36We can get back straight away like we always do on you.
32:38Just make sure you don't get yourself a tan or anything or lose a limb.
32:42I don't think we should.
32:42Not this time.
32:43You've never said no before.
32:44Not even in the middle of dinner.
32:46Remember when you had to eat two meals in a row?
32:48I just think we put the school in danger.
32:52Danny, why are you...
32:53He already knows I'm here.
32:54That's why he's talking like that.
32:55He's being clever.
32:57Now you mention it being a Time Lord.
32:59I can feel a light shield aura when it's right next to me.
33:02Time Lord!
33:04Might have known.
33:05Might have known.
33:07What?
33:07Well, the accent's good, but you can always spot the aristocracy.
33:10It's in the...
33:11The attitude.
33:13Danny.
33:13Now, Time Lords, do you salute those?
33:15Definitely not.
33:16Sir!
33:18And you do not call me sir?
33:20As you wish, sir.
33:21Absolutely, sir!
33:22And you can get out of my...
33:24TARDIS!
33:25Oh, immediately, sir!
33:26Doctor, this is stupid.
33:27This is unfair.
33:28One thing, Clara.
33:29I'm a soldier guilty as charged.
33:31You see him?
33:32He's an officer.
33:32I'm not an officer.
33:34I'm the one who carries you out of the fire.
33:36He's the one who lights it.
33:37Out.
33:37No.
33:38Right away, sir.
33:39Straight now.
33:39Yes.
33:39Am I dismissed?
33:40Yes, you are!
33:44That's him.
33:45Look at him right now.
33:47That's who he is.
33:54On balance, I think that went quite well.
34:06Danny!
34:07It's not time to go home yet.
34:08It's parents' evening!
34:14Humans.
34:15I never learn.
34:18What's in the box?
34:21It's not really a policeman, is it?
34:27You want to know what's in that box?
34:28I'll tell you what's in that box.
34:32It's a time machine.
34:34It also travels in space.
34:36And it usually contains a man
34:38who just wants to get on with his work
34:39of preventing the end of the world
34:42but keeps being interrupted by boring little humans.
34:46Cool.
34:47So that's really a spaceship?
34:50I'm serious.
34:51I'm trying to save this planet.
34:53End of the world for me tonight.
34:54Whatever you do.
34:55Parents' evening.
34:56Is your name really disruptive influence?
34:59Courtney Woods.
35:01Can I go in space?
35:03I'll let you know.
35:04I may have a vacancy, but not right now.
35:10Two days.
35:12I can do it.
35:19Right.
35:20Are we caught?
35:22Time to admit the holds.
35:24And look who's at the front of the queue.
35:26Who are they?
35:27Connie Woods, Mum and Dad.
35:28Can someone else do them first?
35:30No problem, mate.
35:30I couldn't cope with anything tonight.
35:31Oh, happy days.
36:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
36:12I would say, yes, I'm afraid Courtney is a disruptive influence.
36:16Yeah, but last year you said she was a very disruptive influence.
36:19So I suppose that counts as an improvement.
36:30Excuse me, I think the caretaker wants me to...
36:34I think the caretaker wants me to...
36:36Well, what about my Angelina?
36:38Yeah, she's great.
36:39Yeah, really great girl.
36:40A plus, ten out of ten.
36:41Top of the class, sorry.
36:43Although, actually, handwriting could be better.
36:51I'm sure they'll be back in the moment.
36:52Looks like our Courtney was right about those two.
36:56What's happening?
36:57Clara, the vortex is opening.
36:58He sits Thursday night quite all quick.
37:00He, shut up!
37:02Clara, he'll scan the area.
37:04If he gets to parents evening, it'll kill them all.
37:06We've got to evacuate!
37:07Shut up!
37:08Quickly, what do I do?
37:11He'll be here any second.
37:13Get to the hall.
37:14Give it some squirts of helicon energy.
37:15Setting number 41.
37:17No more than three seconds each.
37:18Random pulses.
37:19Distract it.
37:20Then you lead it away from the hall.
37:21Give me two minutes.
37:22Then what?
37:23Just run straight to the targets.
37:24Your gadget isn't ready yet.
37:2524 hours, you said.
37:27Yes, well, I've revised that down to two minutes.
37:29Probably, Clara.
37:30Go.
37:30On my way!
37:31Are you using her like a decoy?
37:32No, not like a decoy.
37:33As a decoy.
37:34Don't they teach you anything at stupid school?
37:37Well, is there anything I can do?
37:39Yes.
37:39And this is very, very important.
37:41Leave us alone!
37:47Disrupt temporal lock.
37:49Disengage scan.
37:55Incoming stop identified.
37:58Pelicon, Pelicon.
37:59Commence retargeting.
38:04Target acquired.
38:06Destroyed.
38:13기�xxteaton.
38:14Target within range.
38:17Problem.
38:18Solution.
38:20Destroy.
38:23Destroy.
38:25Destroy, destroy.
38:25Us, destroy.
38:25Then now, it's gotta be now.
38:26Twenty seconds.
38:27Destroy, destroy.
38:29Destroy.
38:29Destroy.
38:30Go from!
38:37I'm agreeing! I'm agreeing!
38:38I'm agreeing!
38:39Stop! Skullbox printer!
38:40Awaiting orders.
38:42Superior! Skullbox artificer!
38:44Analyze! Stop! Analyze! Stop!
38:46Superior recognized.
38:481-1-0.
38:50Orders. Orders.
38:52Why is it listening to you?
38:53Listen to Superior.
38:54This is a rough copy.
38:56Thanks now, Mr. General.
38:57Initiate input.
38:58Commence shutdown protocol.
39:00No conflict.
39:01Conclusion.
39:03Problem solution.
39:06Conclusion.
39:07Final input code missing.
39:09Emergency terminate.
39:10Initiate self-destruct in...
39:12Nine, eight, seven, six...
39:13I forgot the final input code.
39:14Do it now!
39:16I need time to distract a car!
39:18Hey! What can I do?
39:20Wait! Skullbox! Over here!
39:24Under attack.
39:30Artificer!
39:31Artificer!
39:32Artificer!
39:32Stop!
39:33Confirm!
39:34Override!
39:35Final input code!
39:36Code accepted.
39:38Aboard self-destruct.
39:40Orders accepted.
39:42Stop!
39:42Stop!
39:43Stop!
39:45Oh my god!
39:47Oh my god!
39:48You were amazing!
39:49Oh my god!
39:50You were so brilliant!
39:51Oh yeah!
39:52I was okay, wasn't I?
39:54I was behind you every step of the way.
39:57I had to make sure you were safe.
40:00You okay?
40:03Okay!
40:06Just... okay.
40:08It's alright, it doesn't matter.
40:10I don't need him to like me.
40:12It doesn't matter if he likes me or hates me.
40:15I just need to do exactly one thing for you.
40:18Doctor.
40:20Am I right?
40:24Yes.
40:25What?
40:26What one thing?
40:28I need to be good enough for you.
40:31That's why he's angry.
40:32Just in case I'm not.
40:41He, uh...
40:42He did just save the whole world.
40:45Yeah, yeah.
40:49Good start.
40:55Farewell, Skobox and Twister.
40:56Have a nice war.
40:58So, Courtney Woods.
41:00Impressed yet?
41:02Actually...
41:03I'm feeling a bit ill.
41:05Ah, it can be a bit overwhelming.
41:08But look.
41:09The Ulveron Cluster.
41:12A million stars.
41:14A hundred million inhabited planets.
41:23Ah, yes.
41:25There has been a spillage.
41:34So what do you think of him now?
41:36The Doctor?
41:37Yeah.
41:39See, he's all right, isn't he really?
41:41Underneath it all.
41:48Okay.
41:49Tell me what you're thinking.
41:53I know men like him.
41:55I've served under them.
41:59They push you and make you stronger.
42:02To you doing things you never thought you could.
42:05I saw you tonight.
42:06You did exactly what he told you.
42:09You weren't even scared.
42:13Than you should have been.
42:16I trust him.
42:18He's never let me down.
42:23Fine.
42:27If he ever pushes you too far,
42:29I want you to tell me because I know what that's like.
42:33You'll tell me if that happens, yeah?
42:35Yeah.
42:36It's a deal.
42:37No.
42:38It's a promise.
42:39Okay, I promise.
42:41And if you break that promise, Clara will finish.
42:44Don't say that.
42:45I'm saying it because...
42:47If you don't tell me the truth, I can't help you.
42:50And I could never stand not being able to help you.
42:54Are we clear?
42:56Yes.
42:58We're clear.
43:12It was mad.
43:14It was like in a film or on the telly, like with science fiction guns.
43:19Scovox Blitzer, sounds like.
43:21We've had a few in from that.
43:22Wouldn't feel too bad.
43:23If I hadn't...
43:26If I hadn't...
43:29Hang on.
43:31That doesn't make sense.
43:34Makes perfect sense to me.
43:35How did I escape?
43:37I...
43:38I don't remember how I got away.
43:40Well, I was coming to that.
43:42I'm afraid you really rather didn't.
43:51Then how did I get here?
43:54Well...
43:54Big question.
43:55Where am I?
43:56What name would you like?
43:57There's a range.
43:58The afterlife.
43:59The promised land.
44:00I'm partial to the nether sphere.
44:07My...
44:07God.
44:16Sorry, she's a bit busy today.
44:21So...
44:22Any questions?
44:26Hello, Earth.
44:27We have a terrible decision to make.
44:29An innocent life versus the future of all mankind.
44:33Whatever future humanity might have depends upon the choice that is made right here, right now.
44:43This is a night.
44:46This isn't right.
44:47This isn't right.
45:04This isn't right.
45:11Transcription by CastingWords
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