00:00Hey, you. Are you a hard-working farmer? Let machines do that for you.
00:07Are you a hard-working coal miner, truck driver, or coffee shop employee?
00:12Let machines do that for you.
00:16Uh, well, actually...
00:21Mmm, tastes like progress.
00:24But aren't there any good jobs left for hard-working families like us?
00:28You'll never need to work again.
00:31Machines have provided unlimited free energy.
00:35Unlimited fast-clean transportation.
00:38Unlimited free nutritious food.
00:41Mmm, you're completely free to do whatever you want in marvelous modern utopia.
00:49But we want good-paying jobs!
00:51Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs!
00:54Okay, creating jobs.
00:59You want jobs?
01:01You will have jobs.
01:03They will be the best jobs.
01:04Huge.
01:05Believe me, you have never seen so many jobs.
01:08Where can you get these jobs?
01:10Just show up on Monday.
01:11The machines have created enough jobs for every single person on the planet and the whole family to enjoy.
01:18I have a PhD in medieval French literature.
01:22Even the most useless skills can be put to work in the new office building visible from space!
01:28Congratulations! All seven billion humans on the planet.
01:32You're hired!
01:33I've never heard!
01:34I've never heard.
01:35I...
01:36I...
01:39You're hired.
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