00:00Okay everybody, this is my trip to Crystal.
00:08And there's Crystal on the left.
00:15This is our little southern competition to White Castle.
00:18There's the restaurant, hold down my window.
00:33Here we go, here's our little speaker thingy.
00:43Welcome to Crystal.
00:46Welcome to Crystal, would you like to find number one combat?
00:49Um, sure, I'll get a number one with cheese please, a sweet tea to drink with that.
01:01Number one cheese with a sweet tea?
01:02Yeah, and a number two with a diet coke.
01:06Alright.
01:07And a number four with a diet coke, and I'm going to get like one of each with that.
01:12One of each?
01:13You said a diet coke?
01:13Yes, please.
01:16Alright.
01:18Nineteen forty-four, thanks to the window.
01:20Thanks.
01:26And we are now heading to the window.
01:47I'm back.
01:48It's now about, I'd say two and a half minutes and we're already rolling up to the window.
01:53Three cars gone.
01:58Got my debit card ready.
02:00Beep the car.
02:24Okay.
02:40How are you doing tonight?
03:01Got my drinks, got my card back, now he's got to wait for my grenades.
03:11Okay.
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04:20Okay.
04:37Thank you, you too.
04:43Look at that big ass sack of food.
04:55Okay, now I've got to pull them aside, get all this food situated so it don't spill.
05:03And there you go, that was my trip to crystals.
05:06And here is all of us eating our crystals.
05:13She got the sampler, which is kind of like one of everything.
05:17John got the corn pops, or the chili pops, my bad.
05:20You can't get it right, you're a dork.
05:22And I got the good old number one with sweet tea.
05:27There you go.
05:28Nom nom nom.
05:31You're a retard.
05:36He says I'm retarded.
05:41He doesn't like a little wiener.
05:43He says I'm retarded.
05:47Nom nom.
05:49Yummy.
05:56Okay, last but not least, here's Socks enjoying the last bite of it.
06:03There you go.
06:04This is our dog's Socks.
06:05Oh yeah.
06:16There's mommy giving the dog a hook up.
06:22Hold on.
06:23I better eat this one.
06:26He's sleeping in your room tonight.
06:31Yeah, he's gonna have gas.
06:36Good old sweet tea.
06:38Jeffrey, get your damn dog.
06:42He's got gas in his ass.
06:46And here is what Crystal does to your system.
06:55That is the end of the Crystal experience.
