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00:02DEL TACO!
00:06Is this where I am?
00:07Mhm.
00:13There's a couple ways to get in.
00:27You can just do two separate orders.
00:30Hm?
00:31Let me see what they got first.
00:46Do you know what you want?
00:47Uh huh.
00:48Oh, I got someone coming behind us now.
00:50Ooh, caramel cheesecake bites.
00:53Where? Oh, nice.
00:54Thank you for choosing that taco. Would you like to try to eat red beef burritos?
00:58Um, I got two separate orders.
01:03Okay.
01:05And on the first order...
01:07Let's see, where is it?
01:14Oh, I can't find what I want.
01:16Okay, the number nine is what I want.
01:18Can I get it without tomatoes?
01:21You want lettuce on your taco?
01:23Nah, you can leave that off, too.
01:31And would you like your fries and drink, small, medium, or large?
01:34I'll do a medium.
01:36What would you like to drink?
01:38Uh, do you have sweet tea?
01:39No, I do not.
01:41Fail.
01:42Uh, I'll do a diet coke.
01:49And then an order of the two, um, caramel cheesecake bites.
01:56And that will be all for the first order.
01:58I have your first order of the number nine, medium, with a diet, and a small order of cheesecake bites.
02:03Yeah.
02:039.28 for that order.
02:06Um, I want an order of jalapeño rings, and two of those caramel cheesecake bites.
02:16I have your order as an order of jalapeño rings, and a small order of cheesecake bites.
02:20That's it.
02:214.58.
02:23Thanks.
02:42I can't believe I just spent $10 on the snack at Del Taco.
02:50Alright, 9.28?
02:52Any sauce?
02:54Um, I'll do the, what do you have, like hot and mild?
02:57Mild, medium, or hot?
02:58I'll do the medium.
03:05No.
03:08Okay.
03:12Here.
03:137.2 is your change.
03:22Entend our bill is present in his fat head.
03:267.2 is your change.
03:324.5.
03:33Okay.
03:50542.
03:51Can you toss for the second one?
03:52No.
03:54No.
03:56Fail.
03:59Damn it.
04:03Well, you just got some change.
04:08Shitty.
04:10Probably more than that down there anyway.
04:15This is the only Del Taco that's in a region where it snows.
04:21The other Del Tacos have like palm trees and shit outside.
04:28We have evergreen bushes.
04:36Oh, look.
04:37It's next door.
04:39Hooters.
04:40Hooters.
04:43Could have went there and got a whole lot more for 10 bucks.
04:47It looks bad as you're wearing.
04:52And better service probably.
04:56And I'd get some eye candy.
04:59Yeah.
05:00Well, I can always look at the guys in the kitchen.
05:03Oh, yeah. That's right.
05:05We'll sit at the bar.
05:07There you go.
05:10It was bad as I actually know a gay guy that worked at Hooters for a while.
05:15You know, he was probably the most productive one there.
05:19He wasn't distracted by all of the women.
05:26Big ass bag of Del Taco.
05:28Damn.
05:31How many people are you feeding?
05:33I need ketchup.
05:35All this is going down my pie hole.
05:46This is a Del Taco crinkle cut french fry.
05:54A fresh Epic win.
05:56Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
06:08Can I have ketchup, please?
06:10She said no.
06:15Thanks.
06:15You're welcome.
06:16Have a nice night.
06:17You too.
06:18She did already ask you for your sauce.
06:20You didn't ask for ketchup the first time.
06:24What is this place?
06:24You said no.