00:00To, you know, discover the hidden secrets of the Pyramids of Egypt.
00:03And it hit me. The answer to my quest was staring me in the face.
00:07Hidden in those hieroglyphics was a seemingly random series of musical notes.
00:11You see, the Pyramids of Egypt were built with the help of alien intelligence.
00:15The Egyptians learned how to play a cryptic guitar solo that would summon an alien armada
00:18to help them perform feats of mind-blowing power.
00:21That mystical melody is now in my very hands.
00:24And once I learn to play it, I can summon the aliens to me.
00:27And I will become overlord of the Tri-State Area!
00:32Have you considered switching to decaf?
00:33I'm sorry, I didn't mean to talk all through our lesson time.
00:36Hey, I'm charged by the hours, so knock yourself out.
00:38It's just, I'm used to doing all the talking with my nemesis. He's a platypus.
00:41Hey, my friends have a pet platypus.
00:42Is he fierce, cunning, and good with a grappling hook?
00:44Oh, no. Their platypus doesn't do much.
00:47Well, let's take another shot at learning this solo.
00:50Hey, Doc. Not bad. I think you might be getting it.
00:53Hey, the tracks just stopped.
00:55What's casting this big shadow?
00:57Huh? Whoa!
01:00Bird, what are you doing?
01:01Wait a minute.
01:03It's just Steve. Wow. How'd he turn into a dinosaur?
01:06Actually, it's just a giant chameleon.
01:07But dinosaur sounds cooler.
01:09Stupid errands.
01:10Huh?
01:11What?
01:15I get it. The sound of Candace's scream freaks him out.
01:18What's wrong, Candace?
01:19Mom, mom, mom! Dinosaur! Follow me!
01:21The boys are so busted.
01:23Hey, where'd he go?
01:24Hi, boys. What are you doing here?
01:25Looking for Steve, our dinosaur.
01:26Can we keep him?
01:27Keep what?
01:28Steve.
01:28Is he invisible?
01:29Yes. Yes, he is.
01:30Oh, cute.
01:31All right, Candace. Let's go home.
01:32Invisible friends.
01:34I'm so getting to the bottom of this.
01:35It's okay, Steve. Candace is gone.
01:41Steve! Wait!
01:42Steve!
01:44Sorry to bother you, H.P. Wee. Just wanted to let you know we'd be temporarily unavailable.
01:48Seems there's a giant dinosaur running a muck downtown, and Carl wants to go check it out.
01:57Well, I think you've got it.
01:58Ah, great. Can you give me a hand moving my amplifonator out onto the porch?
02:01Your what?
02:02It's my omnidirectional amplifonator.
02:03It will blast my scorching guitar licks in all directions, ripping through the vacuum of space,
02:07to summon the alien armada that will help me conquer the Tri-State Area!
02:11I don't know why I always say that loud.
02:15This is so cool.
02:16I'd try to recruit him, but I don't think we ever had that wig.
02:19Steve?
02:20Steve, where are you?
02:21No, there's no way we can catch him. He moves too fast.
02:24Maybe we should just give up.
02:25Give up? Give up?
02:26The day may come when we'll give up on fruitless searches after a mere 11 minutes,
02:30but that day is not today.
02:32The day may come when our favorite reptile may be lost from our memories
02:34and his enduring love of mushrooms forgotten,
02:36but that day is not today.
02:38Today we search.
02:40We will search for him in the streets.
02:41We will search for him in the trenches.
02:42We will search for him in the alleys and the mini-malls and the cul-de-sacs of this fair
02:45land.
02:46We'll search for him in the multi-level car parts and municipal recreational facilities.
02:49And we few, we happy few, we small band of brothers and girl from across the street.
02:55We shall not cease till he is found.
03:00We'll help you find your friend. What does he look like?
03:02He's a giant lizard about 40 feet tall.
03:04Oh, you could have mentioned that up front.
03:06Get down, we out.
03:07You're on your own.
03:08Steve! Steve, where are you?
03:10You're really rocking out.
03:11These spaceships should be here any minute,
03:13and then it will be time to pump up the volume.
03:15Well, that's the hour. I'm going to pack up my gear. I got another lesson across town.
03:18Okay, but the aliens are on their way.
03:20Okay, tell them I said hi.
03:22You're almost here. Oh, look, here they come.
