00:00The Elder Scrolls speak of the past, and the future.
00:05Now Skyrim looks to the future, to its ultimate version.
00:19Alexa, play Skyrim.
00:22You're level 57, and see a tall snowy mountain.
00:26Climb it.
00:27Now Skyrim and life become one.
00:31A mud crab scuttles towards you.
00:32Fus-ro-da!
00:33I didn't catch that.
00:34Fus-ro-da!
00:35I didn't quite catch that.
00:37Fus-ro-da!
00:38Your shout echoes all the way to Sovangard.
00:41What happened?
00:44Fus-ro-da, that's the command for knocking things over.
00:48Is there a command for picking shit up?
00:52Haven't reached that level yet.
00:53I'm sworn to carry your burdens.
00:56Ooh.
00:57The dragon unleashes fire breath on you.
01:00Okay.
01:01You have 7% health left.
01:03Oh, shit.
01:04I drink a health potion.
01:05You are out of health potions.
01:08Oh, how many wheels of cheese do I have left?
01:12473.
01:13Okay, I eat all the cheese.
01:14I eat all of the cheese.
01:16All of it.
01:17Hey, hun.
01:18Yeah?
01:18Um, remember what the doctor said about dairy?
01:22Yes.
01:23Right?
01:23Yes, of course.
01:24You're the greatest.
01:25Thank you so much.
01:27I ate all of the cheese.
01:30Introducing Skyrim.
01:32Very special edition.
01:34Also, coming soon to Etch-A-Sketch, Motorola Pagers, and your Samsung Smart Refrigerator.
01:43East Slim News.
01:46Oh, that's cool.
01:48Oh, that's cool.
01:50Oh.
01:50Grazie a tutti.
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