00:00Grazie a tutti.
00:30Yeah, sure thing. Just after this one's done.
00:36Sorry, this is Lola. I'm Milo. I think I... didn't we have the same advanced frisbee class in...
00:42Yeah, no, I remember. He's the one who had his wisdom teeth removed and then threw up all over the
00:47admissions director.
00:48Well, it was nice catching up. Have a good summer.
00:50See ya.
00:53That? Okay, I know that could have gone better.
00:56College was a non-stop, inescapable popularity contest where the winners rule over an imaginary world.
01:01You think anyone in society is going to care what they called you in college?
01:05What's going to be etched on your metallic space crypt will be what you did in the actual real world.
01:10And the real world starts right f***ing now.
01:25Oh, look at them. They still think they're alive. They think they're alive.
01:30What? What is?
01:34Uh, how are you guys doing this?
01:37Not that I'm impressed. I thought a little man lived in the putt-putt windmill until I was like 14.
01:41Welcome to hell.
01:43You're dead. You're dead. We're all in hell.
01:47You want to know what's going on?
01:48Well, we'll tell you what's going on.
01:50What the hell's going on in here?
01:54I told you guys to wash the floors with pony blood, not f*** with the newborns.
01:58Clean all this f*** up. I mean it.
02:00What, Milo? Lola?
02:01What?
02:03You died.
02:05Died?
02:05The processing station's just down the way there.
02:07Start walking. You can't miss it.
02:10What the...?
02:11I... Okay. Let's, uh, let's go get processed.
02:15I... I don't...
02:17And the rest of you? Put all this crap away.
02:20Some evil nuns are dying in a bus crash tomorrow.
02:23So, I want this place spotless.
02:36Oh my god, Lola! We're dead! We're f***ing dead!
02:41And there's a god!
02:44Oh...
02:44There's a god and we're dead!
02:49Jesus Christ, Lola!
02:51Holy s***!
03:00Okay, here we are. Watch your step getting off.
03:03I know, sometimes you kids like to play at the shore, but you f***er sink fast.
03:07And I ran out of the house without my flippers today, so...
03:10Just keep your eyes on each other's toes.
03:12Play at the shore?
03:13How young do you think we are?
03:14Look, until you turn...
03:16Two hundred, you should require a car seat.
03:20Your brain's basically a litter box a cat died in.
03:22So?
03:23Not that either of you asked, but this is First and Izzard.
03:26I think the tourism board calls it the bludgeoning capital of nowhere.
03:29So, uh, use that information as you will.
03:32Just don't shake everybody's hand is what I'm saying.
03:35And look at people's shoes when you talk to them.
03:37First and Izzard?
03:39Why is it called First and Izzard?
03:40How the hell am I supposed to know?
03:42But why is New York called New York?
03:44It's named after the Duke of York.
03:46Oh, thanks, Brainiac.
03:48Why don't you lecture us on what a rhetorical question is next?
03:53Um, what are you guys eating?
03:56You know whoever he was?
03:57Tastes like a f***.
04:06Hey, excuse me.
04:07We're trying not to get dumb a** all over our pants here.
04:21I warned you like 18 f***ing times,
04:23you'll get your stomach back when you learn to behave.
04:27Sam, hey, how's it going?
04:29Pretty good.
04:30Yeah, pretty good.
04:31Thorny in there?
04:32Thorny's, yeah.
04:33He's spitting with his c*** somewhere.
04:35All the kids with you?
04:36Yeah, they're cute, right?
04:38I'm playing tour guide on my coffee break.
04:40All right, well, anything happens, I'll get there.
04:49Here goes nothing.
04:59Okay, clock's running.
05:01Let's get loaded.
05:13What can I get you?
05:17Um, one great Amathian, I guess.
05:29I guess.
05:51You get lucky in hell once a century,
05:54so I hope that was worth it.
06:00Wait, should I tell the hostess to get us a high chair?
06:03Or can you see over the table?
06:06You can do it!
06:12First, you got your recline college.
06:14Notice.
06:18I mean, songs are having fun, right guys?
06:28Come on, Lola.
06:38Someone put her out of her misery.
06:40Jesus.
06:46Look, I'm really sorry you look like that.
06:49But losing to me isn't gonna help.
06:53Eat my f***.
06:55Goddammit.
07:02You're playing.
07:03I cannot believe this.
07:10Go!
07:11Go!
07:12Go!
07:13Go!
07:13Go!
07:14Go!
07:14Go!
07:14Go!
07:14Go!
07:15Go!
07:18Grazie a tutti.
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