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00:05speaking of messes
00:06make me one of those
00:08espressos or whatever
00:09we have been following closely
00:12the tales of jason's wiener
00:13oh yeah
00:16when do you say it like that
00:18the tales of jason's
00:20wiener
00:20it's like a scroll we open
00:22the tales of jason's wiener
00:26hey hey
00:27honestly I've never thought about
00:29another man's wiener more
00:31in fact I had to text
00:34him on Friday after
00:36his procedure because I'm like
00:37I gotta stop thinking about you
00:40dude how's your wiener
00:41I left him alone so for those that don't know
00:44he was team
00:46two stream which means
00:47he was peeing in two different
00:50directions some sort of something
00:51I think it was much even more
00:53it was more troublesome even
00:56than just a double stream yeah as we've talked about
00:58it more he's kind of revealed the truth
01:01he has to sit to pee
01:02because it's that out of control
01:04I believe
01:05you know when you have a
01:07no I stand
01:08you know when you have
01:09I stand
01:09I thought you said you sit
01:11it's just precarious
01:12yeah if I stand
01:13I gotta be very careful
01:14Dave has made up a whole thing
01:16I know
01:16I could have sworn you said you sit
01:18sometimes I do
01:20sometimes
01:20okay
01:20um
01:21it's kind of like a hose
01:23I imagine it like a hose
01:25where you put your thumb over it
01:26and all hell breaks loose
01:27sometimes
01:28yeah
01:28and sometimes it's just really weak
01:30sometimes it takes a little while
01:32to empty
01:33yeah
01:33and that's what causes it to split
01:36oh wow
01:37into two
01:37so you went to see a dick doc
01:39and he said all right
01:40we're gonna scope it
01:41you're gonna come back
01:42we're gonna get a little camera in there
01:44we're gonna shove something down
01:45we're gonna sound you
01:46and see what's going on
01:47which uh
01:48led to a ton of people
01:50that have had that done
01:50sending us
01:51all sorts of emails
01:53advice
01:54the lube
01:54extra lube
01:55trauma
01:56like the stuff people have gone through
01:58emails I never shared with Jason
02:00because it was too much
02:01yes
02:02some of the stuff that people have
02:03after this
02:04something's in their dick
02:05is crazy
02:07but yeah
02:08ask for extra lube
02:09was the number one tip
02:11that everyone gave us
02:12it really was
02:12I said
02:12can you give me all that
02:14you did you
02:15and he said
02:16excuse me
02:16I said
02:17can you give me all that
02:18give me all that
02:18I was told that I should
02:20ask for all of it
02:22and he's like
02:22yeah
02:23I'll give you all of it
02:25thank you sir
02:25this is the doctor
02:26this is like the
02:27the help
02:28the nurse
02:28the male nurse
02:30yeah
02:30so two men
02:31fondled you
02:32on Friday
02:32at one point
02:33yeah there were two men
02:34yep
02:34on them
02:35all up in my stuff
02:36yeah
02:36he got the forehander
02:37yeah
02:38I did
02:39it was not relaxing
02:40oh no
02:41I bet it wasn't
02:42walk us through
02:42how it went
02:43because I did clear it with Jason
02:45that he's okay to talk about this
02:47okay
02:47all right
02:48we're not just bringing this on
02:49I'm not springing it on him
02:50I made sure he was okay
02:51to give us an update
02:52tell us how it went
02:53from beginning to end
02:54I'm nervous right
02:55of course you are
02:56super nervous
02:57yes
02:57and they take me in the room
02:59and I gotta give a sample
03:00and I'm waiting
03:01and waiting
03:02and then it was almost like
03:03panic that I was
03:04in the room
03:05he's like
03:05well we need to get him
03:06in the other room
03:07so then I gotta transfer
03:08to the other room
03:09and he's like
03:10take your pants off
03:11oh yeah
03:11but you can leave your socks
03:12and shoes on
03:13I'm like well that's nice
03:14oh that's yeah
03:14and then it's comforting
03:16cover yourself
03:16I'm gonna clean you up
03:18and I'm like
03:18what is clean me up
03:19clean you up
03:20yeah
03:20what does that mean
03:20like what is clean me up
03:21and I didn't say
03:22you know
03:23I cleaned myself up
03:25oh that's right
03:26you're already taking care
03:27I thought I was gonna have
03:28to get shaved
03:28but I didn't
03:29he just had to iodine me
03:31right
03:31cover me in like the goo
03:33yeah
03:33or whatever
03:34so then I see the scope
03:36it's like
03:36it's big
03:37what are you talking about
03:39okay so
03:40bigger than like this sharpie
03:42that's like what
03:43yeah that's it
03:43oh no
03:46I can't put a sharpie down there
03:49the size of a sharpie
03:50yeah but so he tells me
03:51that's not what the size
03:52of the actual camera is
03:53right
03:54it's like in some tube
03:56and then the camera
03:57shoots out of it
03:59right
03:59shoots out
04:00but then I see the syringe
04:02full of a substance
04:04and that's the numbing gel
04:06ah
04:06right so I thought
04:07they would like numb
04:09the outside first
04:11and that's not what happens
04:12no they shove it in
04:13so he's like
04:13I gotta shoot this down
04:15so he's like
04:16that is probably gonna be
04:18the most uncomfortable part
04:20so it's just me and him
04:21the needle goes right in
04:22your pee hole
04:22so this isn't a needle
04:23it's just a syringe
04:24it's a syringe
04:25it's just like
04:26that he puts in the tip
04:27yeah
04:27and so no numbing
04:29like I have nothing
04:31right
04:31no valium
04:32just me
04:33oh yeah
04:33and he shoots the gel
04:35the whole
04:36all of it
04:37and the
04:38I can't
04:39I can't
04:39I can't explain the feeling
04:41I went right to Beach Boys
04:43I went right to like
04:44Hezbollah
04:44I don't know
04:46I'm not sure
04:47I can't explain the feeling
04:49it's basically
04:50of like a gel being shot down
04:52though
04:52you can't explain it
04:55could you feel it
04:56it's like think about
04:56just sticking something down it
04:58cold
04:59yeah
05:00oh I can't
05:01it was painful
05:02was it painful
05:05and he's like
05:06almost done
05:07almost done
05:07oh no
05:08and then
05:08it was like numb
05:10right
05:11okay
05:11but you could see
05:13the panic
05:14and the
05:14the doctor
05:15yeah
05:16and the nurse
05:17because they know
05:17how awkward
05:19they have penises
05:20all right
05:21you ready
05:21we're gonna do this thing
05:22so like
05:23he's like
05:23you can watch on the camera
05:24if you want
05:25and I was like
05:25nope
05:26don't
05:26just pretend like
05:27it's not happening
05:27no way
05:29so then he's like
05:30so we're in
05:31and everything looks okay
05:32did you feel him go in
05:33I didn't know he was in
05:34wow
05:34no he's so numb
05:35but now
05:36now
05:37I need you to take a
05:38really really deep breath in
05:41and blow it out really hard
05:43I'm like okay
05:45so I breathe in
05:46and as I'm blowing out
05:47the most intense pressure
05:49I've ever felt
05:50in my entire life
05:51what
05:51because this is him going
05:52deep
05:53like
05:54oh boy
05:54past
05:55and I
05:56I might have been
05:57the most animated person
05:58they've ever had
05:59I don't know
05:59if it's a normal reaction
06:01the way I was breathing
06:02what'd you do
06:03I'm like
06:06like you're having a baby
06:08like hardcore
06:09I was breathing so
06:10and he was like
06:11are you okay
06:12are you okay
06:15because I can't describe
06:18what it felt like
06:19when he went past
06:21because I felt all of that
06:22there's no numbing
06:23in any of that
06:24there's no numbing
06:26oh there was no numbing
06:27beyond the door
06:28it was only in your pee hole
06:29yeah
06:30so then it's it
06:31do you have
06:32do you have
06:32was there pain
06:33or just a pressure
06:34it was pressure
06:35it's more uncomfortable
06:36than painful
06:37okay
06:38right
06:39it didn't last long
06:40right
06:40no I mean
06:41they want it to be over
06:43as fast as I do
06:44because you know
06:45that it's like
06:45not a normal
06:46yeah
06:46thing
06:47but the whole time
06:48that's happening
06:49you feel like
06:50you have to pee
06:50but that's because
06:51he's like filling it
06:52with water
06:53oh my
06:54and I'm being
06:54I'm covered
06:55it's almost like
06:56I'm pissing myself
06:57with these two guys
06:58holding me
06:59Jesus
06:59because I can feel
07:00the water
07:01I can feel the water
07:02like
07:02rushing out of you
07:03and I'm like
07:04I have to pee
07:05and he was like
07:05so pee
07:06and I'm like
07:06I don't want to pee on you
07:08and he's like
07:08you're supposed to pee
07:09you're supposed to pee
07:11and I was like
07:12okay
07:14I'm like
07:17I'm trying to let it out
07:19I don't want to pee on you
07:21you can't let it out
07:22because it's like
07:23you peed on two men
07:23I was peeing
07:24he's like
07:25it's not pee
07:25it's water
07:26you know
07:26it's like
07:27whatever the substance is
07:28he's peed on two men
07:29and he's like
07:29alright
07:30everything looks good
07:30everything looks good
07:31and it was over
07:32but like
07:33as soon as it was over
07:35I was like
07:36I had my hands right
07:37yeah
07:38I was just like
07:39what the F
07:40you were violated
07:41yeah
07:42I got let out
07:42a what the F
07:43and he's like
07:43are you okay
07:44you said what the F
07:46I was like
07:47oh
07:47yes
07:48they're used to it
07:49I was very animated
07:53very animated
07:54and they looked at me like
07:55are you
07:56alright
07:57and then everything's fine
07:59they didn't find anything
08:00there's no strictures
08:02there's nothing in the bladder
08:03great
08:04good
08:04no tumors
08:05nothing foreign
08:06that's amazing
08:07so there's just some stuff
08:09I gotta do
08:09but then I made a sounding joke
08:10oh no
08:11the nurse didn't know
08:12what the sounding was
08:13you don't do that for a living
08:17and don't know what it is
08:18so the nurse
08:18I said
08:19the male nurse
08:20I said like
08:20I don't understand
08:21how anybody can sound
08:23and the nurse said
08:24I'm sorry what
08:25and I said
08:25I don't know
08:26how anybody can sound
08:27and he said
08:27can you not hear me
08:29and I said
08:30no no no
08:31they were like
08:33this is the first case
08:34of a man getting a peniscope
08:35and then it goes deaf
08:36they were very concerned
08:38that I couldn't hear sound
08:39I can't hear you
08:42Dave what's wrong
08:43I can't hear you
08:44why not
08:45what are you saying
08:46oh my god
08:47are you still in my dick
08:48no
08:48did I piss on you
08:49help
08:50yes
08:50what
08:51you pissed on two people Dave
08:53very concerned
08:55then I just said
08:56I don't know how anybody can do it
08:57and the doctor said
08:58there's so many guys
08:59that come in
09:00with strictures and stuff
09:01and they don't reveal
09:02until after the fact
09:04that they're into sounding
09:05so they see it
09:06but the guy was like
09:07what's sounding
09:08he lies
09:09he knows what it is
09:10well they put it in
09:11for sexual gratification
09:14to explain it to them
09:16yes
09:16like if you're in this business
09:17you should know that
09:18oh they should
09:19I'm like a horrible patient
09:20I think they were like
09:21this guy
09:22get him out of here
09:23he's like you can clean yourself up
09:24take your time
09:25but they didn't come back
09:26I was in there for like five minutes
09:27so I just cracked the door
09:28and there's all these women
09:29and I'm like
09:30they had to have heard me
09:32breathing
09:32and be like
09:33what the ass
09:33screaming
09:34and she was like
09:35can I help you
09:36and I said
09:37I don't know if I'm supposed to leave
09:38I was just violated by two men
09:39do I have to stay
09:40and she was like
09:41here I'll walk you
09:42and she walked me
09:43back to the lake
09:44okay
09:44so let me ask you this though
09:46a lot of people said
09:47the after effect
09:48was bad
09:49like the waiting to
09:50the pee
09:51it burned so bad
09:53but no blood
09:54no blood
09:55he was an incredible doctor
09:56great
09:56because obviously he did it right
09:58because a lot of people said
09:59they had a lot of blood
10:00no blood
10:00just like the worst
10:02it was like pain
10:03so painful
10:04it was raw in there
10:05it was raw in there
10:06for like the day or more
10:08like just last night
10:09was the first normal pee
10:11oh my god
10:11but even still
10:12I'm like nervous to let it
10:13yeah
10:14let it out
10:15okay
10:15let it go man
10:16okay
10:17I peed all over this man
10:19I don't understand
10:19all over myself
10:20I was soaking wet
10:21like the chair was soaking wet
10:23from the water
10:25or my pee
10:25socks that you left on
10:27well they were off the end
10:28oh okay
10:29they were safe
10:30they were off the end of the chair
10:31I was in like a dentist chair
10:32oh yeah
10:33yeah
10:34like just
10:35just sitting in your own
10:36in your own pee
10:37it was like
10:37all those men covered in
10:38it was horrible
10:39horrible
10:41okay
10:41but so
10:43so do they have any idea then
10:45what the heck
10:46yeah so
10:47I mean do you want my diagnosis
10:49like what I have to do
10:50well that's up to you
10:50I mean this is like
10:51you gotta sound yourself
10:52no I have a tight pelvic floor
10:55I'll loosen you
10:56I have a tight pelvic floor
11:00so usually people
11:01who have weak ones
11:02yes
11:02mine is extremely weak
11:04yeah
11:04yours is already tight
11:06mine is too tight
11:06and he thinks
11:07that's what's causing
11:08the constriction
11:09interesting
11:09and he sees this happen a lot
11:11oh
11:11so I have to do
11:12physical therapy
11:13you do
11:14you gotta do the pelvic
11:15physical therapy
11:15you gotta go for pelvic
11:16physical therapy
11:17but essentially
11:18it's just yoga
11:19you're gonna have to relax
11:20it down there though
11:21right
11:22see for me
11:23I would be doing
11:25I'm not sure
11:25I would be doing
11:26the pelvic floor stuff
11:28to increase the strength
11:29because I said like
11:30kegels right
11:31and he said no
11:31that's the opposite
11:32of what you want to do
11:33right
11:33because you're already
11:34too tight
11:34so I'm too tight
11:35so I gotta take a medication
11:37so you went from
11:39too stream to too tight
11:40right
11:40you're too tight watching
11:41and it makes sense
11:42I do feel off
11:43like
11:43you feel tight
11:44lower back pain
11:45oh yeah
11:46like tight hips
11:47you have to do happy baby
11:48right
11:48so Jesse's like
11:49if you would have
11:50never stopped doing yoga
11:51it might be normal
11:52down there
11:53and it's possible
11:54so I have to take
11:55a medication
11:56that's known
11:57for something else
11:58what's it known for
11:59oh no
12:00Viagra
12:02erectile
12:02yeah
12:03you're gonna be rich
12:04no you can't be
12:04boner in here
12:05I have to take
12:06like a quarter
12:07of a Cialis
12:08every night
12:08and that's supposed to
12:10like
12:10and that's what
12:11the doctor said
12:12he's like
12:12you're not gonna be
12:13walking around
12:14with like
12:14spontaneous
12:15raging hard-ons
12:16or anything
12:16and I'm like
12:17that's what he said
12:18raging hard-ons
12:19like this is the man
12:20the coolest doctor
12:21dude
12:22you have to talk her
12:23into doing it
12:24I already told her
12:25I said just know
12:26one day
12:27you're gonna be like
12:28you'll have the ride
12:29of your life
12:31please secure
12:32all loose articles
12:33one day
12:33I just might
12:34accidentally
12:34take a full one
12:37one day
12:38I might just
12:39accidentally
12:39try it out
12:42wow
12:42then I'll get
12:44addicted to it
12:44no
12:45I mean
12:45I mean
12:46don't do that
12:46because you
12:47gotta be careful
12:48you gotta be careful
12:50but
12:51you know
12:51I mean
12:52that is some
12:53powerful stuff
12:53physical therapy
12:55one Cialis
12:56at night before bed
12:57so it's
12:57yeah
12:58supposedly
12:58I'm supposed
12:59to be fine
12:59after that
13:00okay
13:00well that's good
13:01that's the best
13:02case scenario
13:02you could have
13:02ever heard
13:03it's the best
13:04thing you could
13:04have ever heard
13:05now you know
13:05about your dick
13:06yeah
13:07the scope
13:08is terrible
13:09they could have
13:09maybe said
13:10hey can you
13:10just try that
13:11for a couple
13:11weeks
13:12and then we'll
13:12see if it
13:14improves
13:15before peeing
13:16all over
13:17it's backwards
13:18yeah
13:19they gotta make
13:20sure
13:20I understand
13:21that you don't
13:22want to take
13:22any chances
13:23with that
13:23like every
13:24second counts
13:24when it comes
13:25to your
13:25Johnson
13:26I would not
13:27like I hope
13:28I never have
13:28to do it
13:29oh I hope
13:29I know
13:30I literally
13:30that play
13:31by play
13:32is awful
13:32don't let it
13:33deter you guys
13:34it just did
13:35it just has
13:37yeah it has
13:39deterred me
13:39just so everyone
13:41knows
13:41they did the
13:42pelvic floor
13:43physical therapy
13:44it's fantastic
13:45what does that
13:46mean
13:46you feel amazing
13:47okay
13:48I bet they
13:48really get in
13:49there
13:49what a creepy
13:50text
13:50I know
13:51I know
13:53they got me
13:54the only guy
13:55in the place
13:55yeah
13:56that was nice
13:57and you were
13:57okay
13:57that's what
13:58you wanted
13:58I don't care
13:59yeah
13:59I couldn't
14:00I was like
14:00in a blackout
14:01but imagine
14:02you peed
14:03on a lady
14:07Jason was just
14:08in the weirdest
14:08threesome ever
14:09I mean
14:09I was in one
14:11I had two men
14:13holding me
14:13and I was
14:14peeing all over
14:14the place
14:15and screaming
14:17and then they
14:18left me
14:19and I was just
14:20they were like
14:20clean yourself up
14:21clean yourself
14:23how do I
14:24with what
14:25yeah
14:25that's crazy
14:26I don't even
14:26know how to
14:27get home
14:27the best case
14:28scenario
14:28yes it really
14:30is great
14:30are you happy
14:31you didn't get
14:31knocked out for it
14:32yeah
14:32it wasn't
14:33necessary
14:34it would have
14:35just been a lot
14:36of unnecessary
14:37stuff
14:38alright well
14:39there you go
14:41glad you're
14:42glad everybody
14:42was along
14:43for the ride
14:43now we can
14:46stop thinking
14:47about Jason's
14:47wiener now
14:48at the end
14:48of the scroll
14:49it's so good
14:49I was really
14:51worried
14:52I was really
14:53worried that
14:53we were going
14:54to come in
14:54today
14:55and not talk
14:56about it
14:56because something
14:57went wrong
14:57yes and like
14:58Dave was going
14:59to say hey
14:59man we can't
15:00we can't talk
15:00about it
15:01oh my god
15:02thank you for
15:02the text
15:02yeah no I
15:03was honestly
15:04worried about you
15:05making sure
15:05thank you
15:06but no thank
15:07you
15:07I know
15:08I was like
15:08ugh fine
15:09what do you
15:10want to know
15:10I don't even
15:11know how you
15:11talk to a man
15:12about that
15:12stuff after
15:13it's done
15:14so there was
15:14no way
15:15you sent him
15:15a text
15:15yeah I'm like
15:16how'd it go
15:17there was some
15:17silly gif
15:18honestly I was
15:18thinking about it
15:19oh my god
15:19forbid anything's
15:20wrong with the
15:20guy
15:21there was like
15:21a penis with
15:21a bow on it
15:22or something
15:22like get well
15:23silly gif
15:24how you doing
15:25I was like
15:27how are you doing
15:29you sent him
15:30like a genre
15:30like how you
15:32doing
15:32it was so
15:34awkward asking
15:35him about
15:36his dick
15:36I didn't know
15:38what yeah I
15:39don't know
15:39how are you
15:41doing
15:41oh my god
15:43that's what you
15:44said
15:44that's what he
15:45said
15:45make it more
15:46awkward
15:47I see like
15:47Dave Hunter
15:48and I'm like
15:49how you doing
15:51how you doing
15:53I'm not good
15:55no
15:57no I had no
15:58it was weird
15:58it was a weird
15:59thing to text
15:59someone about
16:00it was
16:00I was thinking
16:01about you
16:01and we're glad
16:02you're okay
16:03I'm like
16:04I'm like
16:05I'm like
16:05I'm like
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