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EastEnders 7th January 2026 (Full Episode)
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00:00Yeah, mate, if you could just have a little dab around here, mate, yeah, don't worry.
00:11Oh, it's crazy now, mate.
00:14You can warm me up when we get back inside.
00:15Oh, hold your horses. You've got that adoption meeting to get ready for, remember?
00:19Yeah, you're coming along.
00:20It's okay, you ain't gonna want me in there, is she?
00:22It's a family interview and they already know you exist.
00:24Yeah.
00:25Oi, watch it!
00:27Oi, we got a problem!
00:28Hey, hey, hey, hey, come on, come on, look.
00:31It's obviously an accident, wasn't it?
00:33Sorry, I didn't see you.
00:36Just be careful next time, yeah?
00:39Okay.
00:43See?
00:45Show the adoption book what a born character you are.
00:48Come on, Harry.
00:50Get you a cup, child.
00:53Harry!
00:54No, we can't just leave. We've got Ricky and Charlie.
00:56It's out of my hands and in his.
00:58Well, Jane, Jane, hold on.
00:59You don't need to drag Lily and Charlie into this.
01:01They're under my duty of care.
01:03Well, no, you've got me and Alfie helping, right?
01:05Exactly.
01:06How about we go and get you a match, yeah?
01:08No amount of drugs is gonna stop me from seeing Jasmine for what she's really like,
01:11so you have got until lunchtime to get rid or we're out.
01:16Lily!
01:17You know, I don't think Jean's slept a wink again after last night.
01:25Oh, mate, I'm gonna have to go.
01:26I've got to get ready for this meeting.
01:28Hey, it's all good, darling.
01:29I've got this.
01:30All right.
01:30Cheers.
01:30Cheers.
01:30No blooming breakfast customers, then.
01:36I reckon Ian's intercepted them all.
01:38Good thing, too, because we are not equipped to compete with the camp.
01:41We could do with the extra income.
01:44Max has got a load of flat viewings later.
01:46I thought you'd be pleased to see the back of him.
01:48Him, yes.
01:49His wallet, no.
01:50You rubbed it any harder, darling.
01:53A genie's gonna jump out.
01:55Oh, wait.
01:56Let me guess.
01:57Max has tried another round of tonsil tennis, has he?
02:00No, no, no, no.
02:00It's this school reunion.
02:02The more I think about it, the more I want to give it a miss.
02:05Honey keeps texting, all excited.
02:07I mean, it's not even her school.
02:08This sounds like nerves to me.
02:10Listen, only losers in life avoid these events.
02:14You show up and you peacock the hell out of it with your wins.
02:17Oh, what?
02:18Running a cash-track B&B with my overbearing mother.
02:21Excuse me, this is a boutique hotel.
02:23What do you mean, overbearing?
02:26I swear, if this is honey, I...
02:28Hello?
02:33Yes, speaking.
02:37Ollie?
02:43Do you think you're a spare-ass, baby?
02:45Honey!
02:46Where's the box with all my hair stuff?
02:47I have no idea.
02:50Well, there's no rush.
02:51I have to change it into something more demure.
02:54So if he's all just hot...
02:55I need a quick shower as well before we head over.
02:57What, you coming to the adoption meeting?
02:59Yeah.
02:59I'm going to prove to them that I can behave and that I'm a change man.
03:04Um, no, Dad, I'm not going to lie, yeah?
03:07What Grandma was saying earlier is that she definitely did not want you there today.
03:11I mean, it ain't personal.
03:14Well, it kind of is, but, like...
03:15Just think about it.
03:16Who'd let a family associate with someone like Dad adopt a kid?
03:19Just with your record or not?
03:20Oh, it's fine.
03:21Well, I'd rather not be interrogated anyway, so...
03:24But we're turning over a new leaf.
03:27Daddy's just worried about good run models.
03:29Right, come on.
03:30You lot better finish getting ready.
03:32You want to be late on my account, do you?
03:33Yeah.
03:34Right, go on.
03:35Off you go.
03:37And you.
03:37Hey, it's all good.
03:42Bye.
03:42Where's my jacket?
03:43I don't know.
03:44It's what's up there again?
03:45Nice.
03:47Where's my jacket?
03:48It's where you had it.
03:50No, my jacket's good.
03:51Come on, what's taking so long?
03:53My jacket, Mum?
03:54Yeah, and I...
03:54Don't worry.
03:56I have got time to do with it.
03:58So now you just need to focus on your recovery.
04:01You keep your head down, get your eyes open, all right?
04:04And no more accidentally bumping into Ravi.
04:09Gina.
04:11Morning.
04:13Hi.
04:17Just give it time.
04:19She deserves better.
04:21Then I'll get to keep the girl doing it.
04:24Hey, listen.
04:26Me and the kids are getting a load of Chinese in the night, right?
04:29I want to watch a film.
04:31Fancy it?
04:32Yeah, sounds sweet.
04:33Yeah, that's it.
04:34See, I told you, old man, I'd look out for you, didn't I?
04:38Hey, Billy.
04:39There's a bird over there that's ironing up your ceramic token.
04:41Joke.
04:42It's worth a few quid, then.
04:44Right, I'll see you tonight, okay?
04:46And keep your nose clean.
04:49You all right?
04:50Yeah.
04:52Where are we at with Ravi?
04:53Delivery's just landed.
04:55Enough for a nice little cocktail.
04:58All we need now is a visit from Ravi.
05:00Are you sure you stood up for this?
05:06With every bone in my body.
05:09Kat, listen, sweetheart.
05:10Just follow your nose, darling.
05:12I mean, Crawford's hardly the size of Walford, is it?
05:15Everything's your end.
05:16The boys and Jasmine all right?
05:17Yeah, yeah, boys are good, and Jasmine is fitted in like, you know, like, butter on toast.
05:22Trust me, everything is fine, darling.
05:25Just, um...
05:26Listen, okay, okay.
05:27The cat, listen, you're cutting it.
05:29Listen, if you can hear me, I love you.
05:30I'll talk to you later.
05:31Hey, hey, hey, hey.
05:32You're not great doing a runner, are you?
05:35No, Oscar's gone to cover the store.
05:37I just thought I'd best head considering Gene's dishing out ultimatums.
05:40Okay, okay.
05:41Well, let's just forget about that little kerfuffle last night.
05:45Now, Gene...
05:46She has a point.
05:47I have done some really messed up things, Alfie, okay?
05:50You do not want me sticking around.
05:52Hey, listen to me.
05:53I want all my family sticking around, okay?
05:55Now, we've forgiven you for everything that's happened.
05:58But the Slaters and the Moons, we protect our own, okay?
06:03Come a hell or a high water.
06:05Gene didn't get that memo, did you?
06:07Okay, no, I'll get that.
06:09Listen, once Gene's on her new meds, it'll balance her out.
06:13Jazz, come on, just give it a few days.
06:16I promise you, you're surrounded by people who care about you.
06:19At least think about it, yeah?
06:24You just don't sound like Ollie.
06:26Lashing out, hitting other kids.
06:28Well, Patrick said a similar thing about Anthony.
06:31You've got to watch a man's temper.
06:33You never know where it might lead.
06:35Ollie's ten.
06:36Even so, I'll go.
06:39Linda, I've sent you about six texts.
06:42Are we still on for tonight?
06:43Oh, honey, look, I really appreciate you offering to join me,
06:46but I'm not going to go to the reunion tonight.
06:48I really need to talk to Ollie after school.
06:50Oh, no, I was really looking forward to tonight.
06:53Even if my legs waxed.
06:54Not here, you didn't.
06:55No.
06:56I presumed you were closed because of family bereavement.
07:01When was the last time you did something fun for Linda?
07:06Eh?
07:06She's got a point.
07:08Yeah.
07:08That would be £30, please.
07:10Exactly.
07:12Carpool DM.
07:13It's for your own sanity.
07:14Please?
07:16Oh, all right, I guess.
07:18Okay, yeah.
07:18All right, good.
07:19Well, I'll see you tonight.
07:20All right, see you tonight.
07:21Well, now's look nice.
07:22Oh.
07:25Just there.
07:27Yeah, I've got it.
07:32Has anyone seen my purse?
07:34I need to book a coach to Edinburgh for this evening.
07:38Well, you're not looking at care homes up there, are you?
07:40Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:42Me and Nigel are putting our house on the market.
07:44We need it sold as soon as.
07:46Where's the big step?
07:47Yeah, well, it's a necessary one.
07:51So, where are you going to live, like, long term?
07:53Oh, I haven't thought that far ahead.
07:54Oh, oh.
07:56Er, I'm just concentrating on Nigel's needs at the moment.
08:00Yeah, well, I hope it goes well.
08:02Oh, thanks.
08:04See you two later.
08:09So, she does know that you're taking him abroad, yeah?
08:14You heard her.
08:15I'll concentrate on what Nigel needs.
08:17Well, Portuguese sun, coastal views, doing the world of good.
08:20Yeah, but you're planning on bringing him back, right?
08:22Listen, Nigel, don't need dumping in some grotty care home.
08:24I know that much.
08:25Phil, soon enough, he's not going to know if he's in the Algarve
08:27or down the allotment.
08:29He just needs familiar faces and a lot of support.
08:32Yeah, well, Grant said we could stay at his.
08:33Oh, yeah.
08:34Right, Grant's going to slip on a penny, is he,
08:36and play up Florence Nightingale?
08:37Sam, Nigel is dying.
08:40Don't you think he deserves one break away before that happens?
08:43So, just keep your big hair, yeah?
08:45What, and Anthony's sons definitely won't come down for the funeral?
08:53I don't think their mother will permit that.
08:55But Patrick's their granddad.
08:56Surely they'll want to see him, you know?
08:58Hey.
08:59All right, ladies, hope you enjoyed it.
09:00Yeah, lovely.
09:01Yeah, lovely.
09:02Ow, John, I won't be long, mate.
09:03I know what you want.
09:05Seems like you could use a hand.
09:08Good thing I'm saying, then.
09:09Hey, lovely.
09:12Well, if you're going to stay,
09:13can hold a fork for me while I go and change the barrel?
09:15Yeah, OK, sure.
09:16As long as you don't put your back out.
09:17Oh, very funny, you've come here.
09:20Oh, my.
09:22So you've chosen the demonic heathen over your own family?
09:25Now, Jean, now, you listen.
09:26No, you listen.
09:28After all my investigations, she is bad news.
09:30Jean, don't start that again.
09:32OK, listen, she's done nothing wrong.
09:33Everything on my crime wall suggests otherwise.
09:37Jasmine murdered Anthony.
09:40He's a tad.
09:41You're harassing the poor girl.
09:42She bore false witness from the very second
09:44she arrived on the square.
09:46Oh, do you know what?
09:48Well done.
09:49You win.
09:49I'm off.
09:50Jean, why don't we talk about this upstairs?
09:51Come on, Jean, don't leave because of me.
09:54Oh, oh, oh, it'll never be well.
09:56I've sucked everyone else into your shadow of darkness,
09:58but I see the devil behind those eyes.
10:00OK, Jean, listen.
10:02Look, you're upsetting everybody here, OK?
10:04Now, just, please, just go home,
10:05and we'll talk about this later.
10:06Please.
10:09Hey.
10:14Hey, love, you all right?
10:16Look, don't worry about Jean.
10:18Just come and come and sit down with us.
10:19Oh, I'm fine.
10:20Go.
10:30Think that went well?
10:32Sookie seemed kind of relaxed.
10:34Eve sure weren't.
10:35Too busy stressing about that Jean drama.
10:37Yeah, no, we're all up in our business.
10:38I mean, it's not like we're the ones adopting the kid.
10:41Uh, don't get too comfortable.
10:43We both can still make the last bit of college.
10:46What?
10:46No one's bothered about that, Mum.
10:48Let's see what Dad thinks.
10:49Ravi!
10:50Do you reckon Dad's upset about what we said earlier?
10:55Oh, it hardly comes as a surprise to him.
10:57Like, he knows what he's done.
10:59Oh, I didn't see his text.
11:02He's helping Vinny with some business stuff.
11:05Guess that means it's college for you two then, doesn't it?
11:07Come on.
11:09Off we go.
11:12See you, honey.
11:13See you.
11:14See you.
11:16Shall we bark?
11:20Yeah, we went to Watford just before our final exams.
11:23Left all our can-in-town mates behind.
11:25Oh, no, that's not good.
11:27Yeah, they were devastated.
11:28I mean, me and Mick were like the original Posh and Becks.
11:30No, Linda, they're checking names.
11:31Oh, that's a bit over the top.
11:36Maybe I could sneak you in round the back.
11:37No.
11:38Not after the last time your mother was looking for Charlie.
11:41What?
11:42Oh, it's a long story.
11:44I'm not going in on my own.
11:46You could use someone else's name.
11:48My whose name?
11:49Well, there'd be loads of people who don't turn up.
11:51Life's losers, as my mother so nicely put it.
11:54Oh, come on, honey.
11:55This is what carpe diem is all about.
11:58Linda.
11:59Linda.
11:59Hi.
12:00I am Linda Carter, and this is Bea.
12:05So long.
12:06Pollard.
12:07Pollan.
12:09Bea Pollan.
12:10Pollard.
12:11Excuse Bea, she's just had her lips done.
12:15Sure, in you go.
12:18Oh.
12:30You're landing, are you here?
12:40Don't worry.
12:43My lips are sealed.
12:45Everyone needs space now and again.
12:46Isaac's birthday is next week.
12:51And he's been giving me space.
12:55Two dead sons.
12:57And Isaac avoiding me too.
13:00What a legacy.
13:01Your sons could have done a lot worse than you for a dad.
13:06Yeah, man.
13:06But, you know, my parting word to aunt and you.
13:09You were holding him to account like a proper dad should.
13:13Yeah, but I belittled him.
13:14Let's be honest, that man.
13:16I'm a failure for a father.
13:18Stiff competition for that round here, Patrick.
13:21According to my kids anyway.
13:22You after another drink, or are you just going to stick your nose in?
13:25No, no, no, no, no, no.
13:26A double rum for him.
13:28On me.
13:29And a drink for you too.
13:31All right.
13:31Harder to fucker.
13:51Harry.
13:52Drop all your plans, babe.
13:55We're on.
13:59Hi.
14:00Yeah, sorry.
14:01I must make sure I talk to Ollie in the morning.
14:03Yeah.
14:03Well, come on.
14:04The phone's away.
14:05Oh, yeah.
14:05I need to tap into our schoolgirl personas.
14:07Oh.
14:08Well, I definitely had more fun back then.
14:11Till I got pregnant.
14:13Well, I bet you were betting the boys away with a stick.
14:16Oh, no.
14:16I was a mixed girl.
14:17Never had to worry about that.
14:20Although, Max did try it on last week.
14:23Did you two?
14:25No.
14:25What do you take me for?
14:27Red-blooded woman with a pulse.
14:29Honey.
14:30What?
14:31No, it's Bea Pollard talking, not me.
14:33Oh, no, no, no.
14:34No.
14:35Bea would never, um...
14:36She was more of a hang out with the teachers type.
14:40Oh.
14:40One of those.
14:41One of those, yeah.
14:41She was obsessed with these little crocheted birds on her bag.
14:47Yeah, I think she even named them.
14:49Um, oh.
14:51Herbert and Delilah.
14:53Oh.
14:53Ha!
14:54Well, looking back, she was a bit odd.
14:56I can't judge.
14:57I like birds.
14:59I'm quite partial to a cute little woodpecker.
15:01Oh, well, that explains Billy, then.
15:03Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:05Oh, Shona and Dave!
15:07Oh, I haven't seen them in forever.
15:09I'll be right back.
15:09Oh, my God.
15:12Oh, my God.
15:13Julie's still there?
15:23Yeah, upstairs packing.
15:26You come to your senses yet?
15:28Look, the flights to Portugal, me and Nigel, leave on Friday.
15:32What, this Friday?
15:33Yeah, I'm going to text Louie, see if she wants to bring Peggy to join us.
15:36Are you living in La La Land?
15:38Julie ain't going to have this.
15:40If we stay longer, Julie can catch us up later.
15:42Yeah. Anyway, it's probably cheaper getting a carer out in Portugal.
15:44You can barely say help in Portuguese, let alone find it.
15:48I said, and I promised Nigel I'd do right by him, and this, this is for the best.
15:52Oh, really? For who?
15:56Since when have you been so interested?
15:57Oh, I don't know, Phil. I thought you supported family, you know, no matter what.
16:02What's that supposed to mean?
16:04Sam, what's that supposed to mean?
16:08I got the date for my surgery.
16:11It's in two weeks, but I guess you'll be long gone by then, won't you?
16:22Sorry, sorry, did you want to get to the Canebes?
16:24No, I don't touch white meat or dairy, and I'm very intolerant of gluten.
16:31No, I...
16:32We're bag twins.
16:35Great taste.
16:36Oh, so we are.
16:38Don't you just love the inner flaps that hide the mirror?
16:41My Billy was ever so surprised when I pulled it out.
16:45Bea, I can't place you from school.
16:49Ma?
16:49Um, I used to hang out with the teachers.
16:53Yeah.
16:54But you might remember my crocheted birds.
16:56They were attached to my, to my backpack.
16:59Herbert and Delilah.
17:00Oh, Hubert and Delilah.
17:02Yeah, I remember them very well.
17:05Yeah.
17:06I mean, I was a bit of an oddball, wasn't I, back then, but...
17:08I wouldn't say that.
17:10Me neither, but then I am biased.
17:11I'm Bea.
17:14What are you playing at?
17:23Mother, I tell you, me father, he was a strict God-fearing man, you know.
17:28And I was scared of him.
17:30Yeah, he died when I was still a boy, though.
17:33Lucky you.
17:34Oh, sorry.
17:36Wait, I take it your father, Nish, wasn't all that different.
17:41Hmm?
17:42Uh, Giza called Ranbir raised me, but him and Nish were two peas in the pod.
17:48Poison.
17:48Hey.
17:50Yeah, I swore I'd do better by the boys.
17:53You'd be there for them to be different from my father.
17:58Yeah, one fight don't erase all the years Anthony felt wanted.
18:03I know everybody can say that.
18:04No, breaking the cycle is not all that easy at all, at all.
18:08But, done well by your kid, you should be proud, man.
18:11Well, you're getting through these quickly, aren't you, fellas?
18:16That's a dark one for you, Patrick.
18:18It's nice for you, Ravi.
18:20You're on the house.
18:22You all right?
18:23Yeah.
18:24Yeah, man, you should hold your head high.
18:29All your kids, they're on your side.
18:31Cherish that, at least.
18:35You're coming.
18:35Mm-hmm.
18:36We need packed bags, Lily.
18:47Now!
18:49Alfie, she just won't listen to me.
18:50Who's she?
18:51The cat's mother?
18:52I have given Lynn our exact time of arrival.
18:55Well, you're going to Lynn's.
18:59Nan, please, I don't want to drag Charlie halfway across London.
19:02Jean, why don't we just have a cuppa and have a chat about it?
19:05Oh, I'm sorry, Eve.
19:06But Charlie, Lily and I have really got to evacuate pronto.
19:09Chop, chop!
19:13Jean, you know, I think it's a...
19:15It's a great idea you're going to spend some time with Lynn.
19:18Bit of space, good for your head, you know?
19:20So how about Lily and Charlie staying with me at the Vic, yeah?
19:26But Jasmine, no, and you're Nelly.
19:28Nan, even after everything that's happened with Jasmine,
19:30I still feel safer with her than I do you right now.
19:32You are not well!
19:35I'm sorry, please don't hate me.
19:39Decision's yours. Go.
19:41All right.
19:42Well, let's go pack you a bag.
19:43Come on.
19:44This is precisely Jasmine's plan.
19:51A snake in the cradle.
19:53You do as you wish, but do not trust her.
20:00Jean.
20:01Jean, I'm going to walk Lily and Charlie over to the pub.
20:05I'm going to be straight back, okay?
20:08So just stay here.
20:09Don't go anywhere.
20:10Please.
20:10Please.
20:14Help me find my scarf and then we can leg it before she comes out the loo.
20:25I'm so sorry.
20:26I'm mortified.
20:27All right.
20:28Linda, it's been years.
20:30How's old Mickey boy doing?
20:32He's dead.
20:35Oh, you're not going so soon.
20:36It's always lovely, bumping into old friends, but, um...
20:41Old friends.
20:43As if I was cool enough to be part of your pink lady posse.
20:46Oh, you had a pink posse?
20:48We were a group of girly girls who liked Jason Donovan and were in pink.
20:52Oh.
20:53Well, it's always nice to see a new face.
20:55Especially one impersonating me.
20:58Listen, I'm so sorry.
20:58I didn't mean to offend.
20:59No worries.
21:01I'm flattered Linda remembers me.
21:03Her lot only used to give me the time of day to mock me.
21:07Some things never change.
21:08Hey, watch yourself.
21:34Show yourself out, mate.
21:39That big one.
21:40You all right, mate?
22:07You're not looking too well.
22:10Now, come on, I'll look after that.
22:17I'm gonna try and get Charlie off, but just thanks again, families.
22:23Oh, Lily, listen, any time, I've got a bomb out quickly.
22:26But, listen, good news, Jaz is gonna crash on the sofa,
22:29which means you get a proper bed tonight.
22:31Lily, please tell me you're doing me a favour, will you?
22:34You know, under my roof, I need you girls to play nice,
22:36try and get along.
22:37Jaz, she is trying, all right? Catch you later.
22:40Yeah, but make yourself at home in the flat, okay?
22:42Did you get a good night sleep?
22:44Yeah, yeah, kind of.
22:45I mean, apart from the foxes going out around the back.
22:47I'm sure it wasn't my dad and Denise.
22:51Yeah, sorry, that was a bad joke.
22:53Yeah.
22:54Um, but to be fair, the walls are, like, proper thin.
22:57So you're telling me I need to buy earplugs for when Vinny comes over?
23:03Did he say something?
23:04Uh, no, but I saw you on New Year's.
23:07Ah, you got the full Fireheart display, didn't ya?
23:11Yeah, it was a big surprise.
23:14In every sense.
23:15I bet it was a one-off, okay?
23:17We're not becoming you and Harry.
23:19Oh, erm...
23:21Me and Harry, we're...
23:23We're done.
23:25He's got a lot of demons that he needs to face before me, so...
23:30Yep.
23:31What's wrong?
23:49Big man can't handle a cocktail?
23:52Do you remember when you had me locked up tripping off my nut?
23:57No?
23:58You was an Ibiza with your family, weren't ya?
24:04Meanwhile, my whole life has been ripped apart.
24:08I've lost my girl.
24:10My old man.
24:11I nearly snuffed it myself.
24:14But you...
24:16You just swan about without a scratch.
24:22At least time you knew what hell feels like.
24:28I don't mean you.
24:29Harry, I know you're in there.
24:30I don't see the light under the door, mate.
24:33Harry!
24:35Bill!
24:36How can I help ya?
24:37You forgot, ain't ya?
24:38What?
24:39Oh, Chinese.
24:40A dozen prawn balls in here.
24:41Got egg fried rice.
24:42Oh.
24:43Beef in ice and sauce.
24:44Chicken chow mein.
24:45And...
24:46Prawn...
24:47Crackers!
24:48Yeah.
24:49That sounds like a lovely spread, mate.
24:50But I've got a few more motors to do.
24:51No.
24:52Well, I'll tell you what.
24:53I'll give the kids a bell, tell them to come over.
24:54All right, all right, all right, I'll come.
24:55Yeah?
24:56Yeah.
24:57Good boy.
24:58You're having a break.
24:59Looking swish in here.
25:00And a thanks for mum for today.
25:13Careful.
25:14Good, cos I'm starving.
25:15looking swish in here and a thanks for mum for today careful good because i'm starving yeah
25:27i thought that was having dinner with us well uncle vinnie's errands must be holding him up
25:31uncle vinnie hasn't told him to do anything oh so where's he been all day when was the last time
25:38you saw him this morning i think he was a bit cut up about that adoption stuff dad's phones
25:44off right uh well i'll pop out and see if he's local then so you can wait i can give you a hand
25:52what is the drama that's been up loads of times with his phone off yeah there's no drama just uh
25:57quicker he's back the quicker we can all have dinner together as a family yeah yeah i'll come with
26:03mike don't touch the food yes i'm definitely eating
26:17okay
26:31here is that
26:47there is no I don't pay a son
26:51no
26:52no
26:53no
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