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EastEnders 9th March 2026 (Full Episode)
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00:18Yeah.
00:19Nah, nothing yet.
00:21But I'm on it, I swear.
00:23Yes, loud and clear.
00:25Putting the rest of us to shame?
00:29Yeah, yeah, Ravi was supposed to join me,
00:31but I guess he slept in.
00:33Oh, or he stood you up.
00:34I just see him going into the boxing gym.
00:38Charming.
00:54Ravi?
00:56Ravi?
00:56Ravi?
00:59Ravi?
01:01Ravi?
01:04Hello?
01:07What's happened, Mum?
01:08Nothing.
01:09Everything's fine.
01:10Yeah, because nothing says I'm fine,
01:11like screaming Dad's name at 7am.
01:13Yeah, well, you want to be grateful.
01:15Last time that happened,
01:16nine months later, you were born.
01:17Go on, go back to bed.
01:19It's weird seeing you up this early.
01:21You okay?
01:22You look knackered.
01:23Yeah, I barely slept.
01:26Are you sure it ain't the meds?
01:28I mean, we can see about adjusting them.
01:29Oh, I'll be all right.
01:32So, where is he then?
01:35Um, oh, he's so far on a run.
01:37That was me shouting to see if he could grab some milk on the way back,
01:40but, um, yeah, he's already left.
01:42Your dad's fine.
01:44All right, I promise.
01:47As long as he's fine, all right?
01:50I'll just go.
01:51Yeah.
02:11Someone's pumped up this morning.
02:14All right.
02:16All right.
02:18Whoa.
02:19Let's.
02:19It's in the right.
02:22Are you...
02:23Yeah.
02:24Sweet.
02:26Right.
02:29Yeah, mate.
02:30Yeah, I'm good.
02:32I'm sorry.
02:34He's in the zone.
02:38So, any news?
02:41Well, as far as we know, everyone caught up in the sting
02:43to keep their mouth shut.
02:45Good.
02:46Don't have a drill.
02:47Yeah, well, that's not good enough for the higher-ups.
02:50They want blood.
02:51Right.
02:51And not any old Clara.
02:53After yesterday, I need this rat's head on a platter sharpish.
02:56They want you to skin him?
02:57Yeah, they do.
02:59Well, it's a good job you've got luck on your side.
03:01They've been used as target practice, mate.
03:05Don't worry about it.
03:06They say it's good luck, don't they?
03:08They'll be closer than you think.
03:09I'll tell you what.
03:10You need help when you find him.
03:12You know where I am.
03:17I appreciate it.
03:26I'll leave you to it, then.
03:28Yeah.
03:29I'll show you later.
03:34Cheers.
03:36Yeah, I've already done a week of it.
03:38You think I'd be less nervous?
03:40Really?
03:40You'd be fine.
03:42Yeah, maybe it's just the fact that everybody leaves the room
03:45and stands behind a lead wall.
03:49Oh, Phil.
03:51You've put sugar in it.
03:52Oh, sorry.
03:54That's our Nigel's again.
03:55That's a muscle memory for you.
03:57We off to the charity shop.
03:59Oh, we'd have.
04:00It's just a couple of things we forgot to pack.
04:01You don't mind if I...
04:03What time are you coming over?
04:05Elaine's going to pop in.
04:06I mean, God love that woman,
04:07but honestly, if I hear one more word about those
04:09breeding council elections...
04:10Yeah, I can't.
04:11I'm back to the hospital.
04:13I'm starting to do a radio therapy.
04:15Are you?
04:17God, who says my brother doesn't have a heart?
04:20I don't bother.
04:21Erm, after Square's asking when they can visit,
04:24I've been off to ask for a revolving door.
04:26I told you, I'm not coming.
04:28Lex, please.
04:30Sorry, Phil.
04:31Yeah, slow down, slow down.
04:32What's going on?
04:32You tell him.
04:34Jay phoned this morning.
04:36Said he's put a car lot up for Sal.
04:38I think it's starting to find he at home.
04:39Look, he ain't coming back.
04:41Right, listen.
04:42Sounds like you are needed elsewhere.
04:43You sure?
04:44Yeah.
04:45You're a grandad.
04:46When else do you get to play good cop?
04:49Come.
04:50Yeah.
04:54Yeah, I busted.
04:55I thought you meant to be at work.
04:56Yeah, I forgot my floss.
04:58You're treating yourself, are you?
04:59Yeah, you caught me.
05:00It's a new phone.
05:02Spence with Perkins.
05:03Diamond-encrusted breast pump.
05:04Oh.
05:05No, I'm baby-proofing the house.
05:07Now that Jimmy's moving about and that,
05:08there's literally a death trap in there.
05:10How much is that going to cost us?
05:12You're not seriously putting a price tag
05:13on our children's safety, are you?
05:15No, no, no, no.
05:16It's just we're a little bit short for money
05:17as it is this month.
05:20Okay, well,
05:21going to have to crack on then, yeah?
05:23Sell some more apples for us.
05:25Will you take that inside for me?
05:26Yeah, you can.
05:27See you, Zach.
05:29Zach?
05:30Oh, he is.
05:31Right, um,
05:33just do not let him leave, okay?
05:34I'll be there in two minutes, yeah?
05:36Ah, you're early.
05:37I like it.
05:38Let's start as we mean to go on.
05:40Lauren, about this induction.
05:42No, it's only going to take a few hours, honestly.
05:44Yeah, sorry.
05:45It's just, um,
05:46so it's kind of, it's come up.
05:47Do you mind if we reschedule?
05:49Yeah.
05:50It's not very convenient, but...
05:52Yeah.
05:53Okay, thanks.
05:54It's such a way.
05:59I thought you was okay with Jay not coming back.
06:02You don't have to pretend to be okay with it, Lex.
06:05It's not just Jay.
06:09You and Dad splitting up.
06:11Johnny moving in.
06:14Nigel.
06:18Is this what being an adult's like?
06:21Nothing staying the same?
06:23Things change, Lex.
06:25You know, I...
06:26I know it ain't easy.
06:28But are they changing because of me?
06:31You're joking, aren't you?
06:32You're the one who keeps us going.
06:34Couldn't keep Mum going, could I?
06:36Or Nigel.
06:42Listen, I'll tell you what,
06:43seeing as you're down to Zepson today anyway,
06:46Mum will go and visit Nigel, yeah?
06:48Seriously?
06:49We can do that.
06:50I don't see why not.
06:52Coming, Phil?
06:53Uh, no.
06:55See if I can catch Sam at the hospital.
07:00Well, tell him you said hi.
07:01Yeah, all right, darling.
07:07Cheers.
07:14Is everything all right?
07:15Ben said a word all morning,
07:17a car from Ben Markham, yeah?
07:19I thought I was going to go for a couple of rounds
07:20at one point, he's dead.
07:21Just, uh, leave it with me.
07:23Cheers, Sam.
07:23All right.
07:26Robin.
07:28Wait.
07:29What, Ria?
07:30What do you want?
07:31What do I want?
07:32You're only in bed this morning
07:33and you ain't picking up your phone.
07:35I think I'm allowed to be a bit worried
07:36after everything that's happened recently.
07:39Is that so awkward, is it?
07:40Yeah.
07:41Yeah, it's fine.
07:41You don't need to worry.
07:42If you tell me not to worry one more time...
07:45Okay, look, he's been given a deadline
07:46to find the informant and kill him.
07:50Do you think he's capable of that?
07:52He ain't got a choice, I guess.
07:55And that don't scare you?
07:57Raffi, you might think you're invincible,
07:59but being the kids.
08:01We live in the real world,
08:02and thanks to you,
08:03we're all in danger now.
08:10Raffi, Raffi, Raffi, Raffi, Raffi, Raffi.
08:34Well, as of this morning,
08:36the car lot is officially on sale.
08:39I thought you knew he was selling.
08:40Yeah, just not this quick.
08:42Right, well, what happens now?
08:44I don't know, just to help it tick over
08:46until someone buys it.
08:48What am I going to do, Penny?
08:51Double rollover tomorrow.
08:52Fingers crossed your numbers,
08:53come in and buy it yourself.
08:54Yeah, because if I won the lottery,
08:56that is exactly what I want to do first.
08:57I'm going to buy the car lot.
08:58Is it that bad a shout, though?
09:01Not winning the lottery, obviously.
09:02I mean, buying the business.
09:05You've run it anyway.
09:06Surely owning it is not that big a stretch.
09:08Look, I'm being serious, Lauren.
09:10Take a negative and turn it into a positive.
09:13That's what good business people do, isn't it?
09:16Think about it.
09:28Oh, just the man I was looking for.
09:30Ravi said he saw you at the gym earlier.
09:33Did he seem OK to you?
09:36In what way?
09:37Well, I just think he's...
09:39He's just been a bit stressed lately, you know?
09:42I think he's blaming himself for what happened to Nugget.
09:45Why are you telling me this, Priya?
09:47I'm just saying, you know, if he's been off of you,
09:50then maybe that's why.
09:51Typical bloke.
09:53Won't admit when he's struggling.
09:58Right.
09:59Right.
10:00Yeah, I don't want to be an overbearing girlfriend,
10:02but I mean, you saw him at the pharmacy.
10:06He's lucky the old Bill didn't cart him off there and then.
10:11Yeah.
10:12Lucky.
10:14Yeah.
10:18See ya.
10:27How is having my rings delivered by a bird of prey
10:29anything other than showing off?
10:31Well, you weren't the first one to be special.
10:33You say him first like I'm already planning my second.
10:36Oh, I must have just ignored it, Ricky.
10:38How many wedding days you want now, son?
10:39Uh, just a couple ahead of you, Mother.
10:41Oh, very funny.
10:46Oh, no.
10:47I hate when that happens.
10:49It's the worst.
10:51Oscar?
10:52What?
10:53Have you even been home?
10:54Been to A home.
10:55What are you looking at business loans for,
10:57Peter, not been paying his prostitutes?
11:00I'm really not in the mood for you today.
11:02Wouldn't it just be easier just to steal from a charity again?
11:05I know what you're doing.
11:07Lashing out, drinking, random hookups.
11:09It's your defence mechanism,
11:11because you,
11:11you don't want to admit
11:12that you're still hung up on Jasmine.
11:15When Peter does make a move,
11:17I won't even feel a little bit guilty.
11:19No, do you mind?
11:20Hey, today, Brian.
11:22Oh, and what is it with you?
11:24He's actually not.
11:25He is unbelievable.
11:26I mean, if I wasn't mid-campaign,
11:27I mean, no-one would blame me
11:28if I gave that young man a clip around a year.
11:30Oh, he's fine.
11:31He just needs a distraction or something.
11:33Yeah, maybe you could have him on your campaign trail, you know?
11:36Gift of the gab, shoots from the hip.
11:38Might be the sort of person to win your votes.
11:40Look, he only had his ankle tag taken off a few weeks ago.
11:43What? Exactly.
11:45Who doesn't love a redemption story?
11:47Oh, come on, Ian.
11:49Not even for your favourite daughter-in-law?
11:52My only daughter-in-law.
11:55I'll think about it.
11:58Well...
11:58Oh.
12:15No!
12:23Oh, my God.
12:25Oh, my God.
12:25Oh.
12:52What the hell are you doing?
13:02Oh, excuse me. Looking for Nigel Bates? He's new here.
13:06Room 5.
13:09Oh, you don't have to thank me, darling. It's my pleasure.
13:11And with me, you get a twofer. I'm a friend and a pillar of the community.
13:15Oh, hello. I didn't know you were coming.
13:17Yeah, Lex wanted to make sure he was settling in. Is that all right?
13:20Yeah, of course it is. He's looking through the film collection at the moment,
13:23and he's feeling a little bit brighter today, so you've chosen a good time.
13:27They have a film collection.
13:29Well, I mean, they can't stay in bed all day, can they?
13:31Oh, I could not agree more. Which is why when I am elected counsellor,
13:35I will make sure that every care facility in my ward
13:39will have an adequate supply of recreational equipment.
13:43I can't. Thank you. Ta-ra.
13:46Thanks a lot. Bye.
13:47Bye.
13:48Why is she being weird?
13:51Very nice.
13:52Julie! Julie!
13:54Oh, here they are.
13:56They, er...
13:58They don't have part two.
14:00It's probably gone walkabout.
14:02Hmm.
14:04Look, he's here to see you.
14:07Do you work there too, then?
14:10Look, they, er...
14:12The quality of the video rentals there really needs looking at.
14:15They haven't got part two.
14:21It's rubbish, isn't it?
14:22Hmm.
14:23Why don't we have a look on my phone?
14:25See if we can find something better to watch.
14:27Okay.
14:28This one.
14:29There.
14:37Do I need to call the police?
14:39Got them on speed, though, have you?
14:40Or is it more of a panic button?
14:42Okay.
14:42Cards on the table.
14:43You know, you almost had me earlier.
14:46That whole caring missus routine.
14:48But do you want to know where you slipped up?
14:51The pharmacy.
14:53Never occurred to me why the old Bill gave him a free pass after that.
14:57And with you both having such good poker faces,
15:00I thought I'd have to find proof another way.
15:03So here we are.
15:04Proof of what, exactly?
15:06Priya!
15:07Don't play dumb!
15:09It don't suit you.
15:11Well, it feels like a glove on you right now, doesn't it?
15:13I mean, what are you expecting to find?
15:15A signed confession?
15:17Ravi's told me everything.
15:19Okay, so whatever theories you're cooking up,
15:21let's make one thing clear.
15:22Ravi ain't a gross!
15:23So explain yesterday.
15:25Fortune teller, is he?
15:26You want the truth?
15:28For Ravi and Jack, there's a lot of history.
15:31Okay?
15:32A lot of water under a pretty shaky bridge.
15:34Oh, that sounds very cosy, doesn't it?
15:36Yeah, hardly.
15:38Last year, something happened on the square.
15:41Okay?
15:41Something that could have got Jack into a lot of trouble.
15:43Stop talking in riddles, Priya, and just get to the point!
15:45Jack heard Ravi a favour.
15:47Right?
15:48A big one.
15:49Okay?
15:49And that got called in when he gave him the heads up about this raid.
15:53Wait, wait, wait, so Branning's bent, that's what you're saying?
15:56No, what I'm saying is, if anything, you should be thanking Ravi.
15:59Okay?
15:59He didn't have to tell ya.
16:00He wouldn't be here smashing up my apartment if he didn't.
16:04So, so why not tell me from the get-go?
16:06Why did he lie?
16:08Because he knew how it would look.
16:11Okay, but I'm telling you, this thing with Jack, it's a one-off.
16:15Right?
16:15And one that saved your skin and all.
16:17Ravi is a lot of things.
16:19Okay?
16:20But a grass?
16:22No.
16:22That ain't one of them.
16:24If you're such a big man willing to get actual blood on your hands,
16:28at least make sure you've got the right bloke.
16:32And you're telling me the truth.
16:34No smoke, no mirrors, no ball.
16:37You look me in the eye and you tell me you're telling the truth.
16:42Cross my heart.
16:48Sorry about the mess.
16:56Okay, well, thanks.
16:58Thanks for your help anyway.
17:00Bye.
17:01Who's that?
17:02Secret lover?
17:04No, we just email.
17:06No, it was the bank actually.
17:08I'm trying to get a business loan because I want to buy the Carla off of Jay.
17:11Right, well I must have been asleep when we talked that one through.
17:15Well you don't have to worry, do you?
17:16Because apparently I'm not eligible.
17:18Oh, fair enough.
17:19Well in their defence, it's probably not the most sound investment, is it?
17:23I love it when you kick me when I'm down.
17:25No, people get made redundant all the time.
17:27And there's a reason why when they do, they don't go and then buy the company.
17:30Capitalism?
17:31What I mean is, if we're going to keep our head above water,
17:33we've got to find you another job.
17:35You're going to have to find a proper job, you know?
17:38Oh, thank you.
17:39Stay away from me!
17:40No, you're not.
17:40I said it!
17:41I said it from day one!
17:42Brian is a pedo!
17:43And he's following me!
17:44No, he's following me!
17:45Don't call him a pedo!
17:47Okay, he just propositioned me, in broad daylight, in the park!
17:51I feel, I feel, I feel used.
17:52Oh, you don't.
17:53Yeah.
17:54Yeah, I propositioned him.
17:55And if you'd waited five seconds to hear me out,
17:58you'd realise I was offering you a job.
18:00No offence, Brian, but Fry and Fizz ain't my life calling.
18:04No, Oscar, it's not the chippy.
18:06No, it's his counselling campaign.
18:08Well, we were talking earlier, and we thought it might be a good idea
18:11to have someone like you on board, you know?
18:12You could be in charge of the PR!
18:14PR manager, I'm listening.
18:16Hang on a minute, I was thinking more about handing out leaflets.
18:18Oh, no, I'm out.
18:20Okay, look, I've done my time as a leaflet girl.
18:22Wasn't for me.
18:23Thank you, though, Brian.
18:25And sorry about the whole pedo thing, you know?
18:28Everyone knows that you're a proper gent, deep down.
18:30No, thank you.
18:31Yeah, you see?
18:32And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you rebuild an image
18:35from predator to prince in one swift move.
18:38Let's do it, I'm in.
18:39Yeah, well, hang on a minute.
18:41Can we just slow down a minute, okay?
18:43Helping out is one thing, but I don't think I actually need a PR manager.
18:48First things first, let's get something down in writing.
18:50Yeah, on your bike.
18:51Oscar, later.
18:52No, not later.
18:53Before you get into Dragon's Den,
18:54give me a hand setting this up, please, will you?
18:56A bit below my pay grade.
18:58Well, consider it a contribution to the rent you don't pay.
19:03You okay?
19:06Oh, dear.
19:09What's he done now?
19:10No, it ain't Peter.
19:11Well, it sort of is, actually.
19:13I thought it was a good idea for me to, you know,
19:16try and get a business loan and buy the car lot off of Jay.
19:19Well, it turned you down.
19:22Yeah, basically.
19:23And Peter thinks it's a non-starter, anyway.
19:25Oh, that boy.
19:27Do you know what?
19:27He inherited all of my good looks and none of my entrepreneurial spirit.
19:31Wait, you...
19:32You actually think this is a good idea?
19:35Lauren.
19:37Being good at business isn't about who can put the most money on the table.
19:41Okay?
19:41It's about doing the right deal, at the right price, at the right time.
19:48Yeah.
19:49No, I know, but I still got any money, ain't I?
19:51And the bank said no, so...
19:53You've got two choices.
19:54A, you can fault the first hurdle.
19:56Or B, you can problem solve.
19:57Right?
19:58You can use your knowledge of Jay's business to renegotiate with him.
20:01You can go back to the bank with a revised business bank.
20:04I'll tell you what, I can't believe I'm saying this, but...
20:06You can tap your dad up for some finance.
20:10Okay?
20:12Look, Lauren, you've got to be hungry for this, okay?
20:15You've got to really want it, and...
20:17I've got faith in you.
20:21Wow.
20:22Ian.
20:24That was actually really good.
20:25Yeah.
20:26And there ends my TED talk.
20:33You okay?
20:36I wasn't expecting the Zimmer frame.
20:38Made him seem so...
20:41It's only been a day.
20:47He's nice and comfy in his chair now, so...
20:49He's ready if you're ready.
20:52You can say no if you want to.
20:53We can always come back another day.
20:54I'm ready.
20:56Come on, then.
21:01Oh, the angel of Wolfe for this.
21:04Do you want a biscuit?
21:06You keep them, Nigel.
21:09Um, Nigel thinks this room's a bit sparse.
21:13Do you think you could help us spruce it up a little bit?
21:15Great.
21:16There's some stuff in the back there.
21:17Hey, I saw you.
21:18You're stopping for tea.
21:19Yeah, um...
21:21Food's not great for a five star.
21:25Uh...
21:25He thinks that we're still in our honeymoon hotel and...
21:28He keeps on tipping the carers.
21:30Another time, Nigel, mate.
21:32But you enjoy, though, yeah?
21:33Dog food and sprouts.
21:35Where do you want these, Nigel?
21:37I'll bring a nice frame for them next time I come.
21:40Oh.
21:41Put them up over there.
21:42The pride of place.
21:45I won't have any trouble sleeping with those looking over me.
21:49Uh...
21:49Uh...
21:50When did...
21:51What's his name?
21:52Uh...
21:53Say he was coming?
21:54Philip.
21:57I'll, um...
21:58I'll get him to give Julie a call.
22:16Uh...
22:16Priya!
22:19What the hell happened to the door?
22:21Mark.
22:21Mark.
22:22Happened.
22:23Good thing the kids are at school, isn't it?
22:24You do remember?
22:25Avani and Davinda.
22:27Or do they just float out of your head when you're off playing your big man gangster dealer?
22:30What did you stand up?
22:31Well, enough to convince him to get off your case.
22:32And that shouldn't be on me.
22:33Ravi.
22:35But who even are you?
22:36Mucking about at the gym whilst I'm running around sorting out your problems?
22:42When is this gonna end?
22:44And what do we have to part up with next?
22:47Do you know what?
22:48What am I doing?
22:50Right?
22:50This is your mess.
22:51You clean it up for once.
23:02No!
23:04No!
23:16No!
23:24It's not good.
23:27No!
23:31No!
23:33No!
23:34No!
23:36No!
23:37No!
23:38No!
23:39No!
23:40No!
23:40No!
23:43No!
23:45I'm not sure you had to go!
24:12You all right, Dad? Nice to see you.
24:14You all right? Do you want me to take your coat or anything?
24:18Er, no. No, I'm all right. Oh, come on, then. Come in.
24:24Take a seat if you want, yeah? Blimey.
24:28That's Dot's best tea set, isn't it?
24:31Yeah, yeah. I'm just trying to be a little bit more of an adult, you know.
24:35Last night we didn't have no clean dishes, so I ended up eating my dinner out of a saucepan and
24:39my tea out of a sippy cup.
24:42All right, spit it out. How much?
24:44I've been around, Lauren. I know when someone's trying to tap me up for a bit of cash.
24:49All right. Well, short pitch.
24:54I would like to buy the car lot. The main reason's obviously being financial security for me and my children,
25:02your grandchildren.
25:04All right, emotional blackmail. Nice, yeah. Could have been a bit more subtle.
25:07Oh, come on, Dad. It makes total sense if you think about it.
25:11Listen, I love it, Lauren, all right? I love the fact you're thinking big and obviously the car lot means
25:15a lot to me, but I don't know. I don't know about owning it again.
25:19Like, it just feels like a backward step.
25:21Is it, though? Because, I mean, I would be running the thing. You wouldn't have to lift a finger.
25:26Listen, you want to talk to me about starting a business, yeah? I'm all for it, Lauren, all right?
25:30But this is just not how it works. You've got hardly any experience, have you?
25:35You're forgetting about LB Lettons?
25:37Oh, yeah. That famously successful Lettons agent.
25:41And you're still looking for a business partner, aren't you? How's that working out for you?
25:45Um, one of us being murdered wasn't really on the business plan, Dad.
25:49Yeah, fair enough.
25:51Nah, I'm sorry, Lauren, all right? Just forget about it.
25:55Right, I'll pour, shall I?
25:57You know, Dot always said it tasted better from the pot.
26:00Oh, yeah, look at that. Beautiful. Yeah, Mum?
26:05Sorry, Lauren, I'm just, um, I'm just dropping off that paperwork now, yeah?
26:10Oh, God. You scared the life out of me.
26:13Sorry.
26:16Babe, all this stuff, it's just, it's taking a toll on me and all.
26:20Yeah, I know. I just, I just want it to be okay.
26:23Yeah, it'll be.
26:25I know what I have to do now.
26:31What are you talking about?
26:33You know how much I love you.
26:37Okay, now, now you're being rude.
26:41Ravi, come on. Let's just go home and get a drink.
26:44I can't. I'm out of time.
26:46What are you talking about?
26:48Ravi! Ravi, this ain't funny, you know.
26:51What are you...
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27:44Oh, my God.
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