00:00I am literally having the time of my life over here.
00:02I feel like a family dog being spoiled on its last day on earth.
00:06Conan O'Brien.
00:06Hey, how are you?
00:07I'm doing fantastic.
00:08Thanks for having us.
00:09This is lovely.
00:10And this is my wife, Liza.
00:11Hi, Liza.
00:12Thank you for joining us.
00:13Who had to put up with maybe four months of me trying bits and jokes out on her at like
00:18two in the morning.
00:19How did the marriage last?
00:21We'll see.
00:23In progress.
00:24Yeah.
00:25She's not sure.
00:26Yeah.
00:26I love it.
00:27Now, you're about 400% Irish.
00:29Is that correct?
00:30Yes.
00:30I am 400% Irish.
00:31Yes.
00:32Do you think being oppressed makes you a bit funnier?
00:34Like historically?
00:35Well, you know, there's actually a legitimate theory that that has helped people over time.
00:42I would prefer that my people had had an easier time of it and that I'd be doing something else
00:46for a living.
00:47You know?
00:48I don't want to say thanks to my Irish relatives for going through so much misery just so I could
00:54work in comedy.
00:55I think you're holding up the banister well.
00:57We're trying.
00:58We're trying.
00:58Okay, great.
00:59I have a question.
01:00Yep.
01:01In Toy Story 5, you'll be playing a toy that teaches children how to use the potty?
01:05That's right.
01:06Is this where we've landed with your career after the Oscars, post-Oscars?
01:10Yes.
01:12I got the call that they wanted me to be in Toy Story 5 and this whole team came and
01:17I was like, oh my God.
01:18And then I found out it's all the original people and Tom Hanks is going to be in it and
01:23Tim Allen.
01:24Everyone's coming back and everyone's coming back and it's going to be, they love the script and they waited to
01:28tell me what the character was until the end of the meeting.
01:30And by then I was just like, oh, come on, I'll do that.
01:33And it's actually, I really like the character.
01:36Yeah.
01:36You can do a lot with it.
01:37It's very moldable.
01:38Yes.
01:39Great.
01:39And it's going to be a big seller at Christmas time.
01:43Educational.
01:43Yeah, educational.
01:44Educational.
01:45Yeah.
01:45My wife is thrilled that this is on my resume now.
01:48Yeah.
01:49Do you have any bathroom etiquette for a night like tonight?
01:52I think you've lost your mind.
01:53I think these are terrible questions.
01:55I don't think you've put any thought into this interview.
01:58Would you believe these questions were approved?
02:00Oh, these are the approved questions.
02:01I mean, it gets worse from here.
02:04My bathroom, well, you know, we were saved because we moved into a house that had a bathroom for me
02:10and a bathroom for you.
02:11Mini, tiny one.
02:12A Jack and Jill.
02:12But I think that, a Jack and Jill.
02:14I don't know what the terminology is anymore.
02:17But I think that really saves, they say that goes a long way to perpetuating a marriage.
02:21I don't, I don't dislike it.
02:23You don't dislike it.
02:24Which means, that's two negatives, she likes it.
02:26Agreed.
02:27Yeah, but that's, I think that's key.
02:30Yeah.
02:30Very key.
02:31What kind of party goers are you guys, once you get inside?
02:33Are you, like, hugging the wall, or are you going to be naked on the bar?
02:36Um, well.
02:37One of each.
02:38One of each.
02:38You can guess who does what.
02:40Okay, okay.
02:40I will be nude, because clearly, of the two of us, I'm the one you want to see naked.
02:46No, I think we are, we're not crazy party people.
02:50We aren't.
02:51We'll be, we'll have a good time, but we won't go nuts.
02:54Are you Irish exiting, probably?
02:56How long do you think you have in there?
02:57I'm going over that wall in about 20 minutes.
03:00And then I'm going to swim through the La Brea Tar Pits.
03:03Fantastic.
03:03Yeah.
03:04Can't wait to see it.
03:05Conan, congrats on tonight.
03:06Thank you so much.
03:07Nice to talk to you.
03:08Goodbye, everybody.
03:09Goodbye.
03:09Goodbye.
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