00:00Javier Maldem.
00:01Hola, how are you?
00:02How are you?
00:03Very good.
00:03Love your pen.
00:04I love your pen.
00:06Yes.
00:06Okay, I've got a question for you.
00:08What do you think's harder, F1 racing or parallel parking in Los Angeles?
00:14I don't live in Los Angeles, but
00:16I think I'm sure Los Angeles is not a decent place to have a car.
00:21Yeah. And everybody has a car.
00:22You have to have a car.
00:22And it's the worst.
00:23Absolutely.
00:24Okay, you look stunning tonight, obviously.
00:26Thank you very much.
00:27Senia.
00:28Senia.
00:28If 16-year-old Javier could have styled himself tonight, what would you be wearing?
00:35Like short pants and a nice sport t-shirt and a baseball cap.
00:43And I would play like if I am a teenager.
00:47Okay, love it.
00:47A 57-year-old teenager.
00:50Like, woo, woo, things like that, yeah.
00:53Would you be blackout drunk already?
00:55No, I don't drink.
00:56You don't drink?
00:56I don't drink.
00:57What type of party goer are you?
00:59I'm a party goer of being in the party for 20 minutes.
01:03And then you leave?
01:03And then I leave the fuck out of there.
01:05I'm the same way.
01:06So do you say hello, hello, hello?
01:08Hello, how are you?
01:09And in the moment where I have to scream so loud that I can't hear myself, then it's like
01:14the time to go.
01:15I love it.
01:15Okay, on this carpet tonight, obviously there's a line.
01:18You got to do the carpet.
01:19What music would you be playing if you were the DJ?
01:23I'm into the hard rock, baby.
01:24Ooh, classic rock?
01:26I mean, yes, like 60s, 70s, 90s.
01:29But I'm getting more like trash rock, like speed metal.
01:34Yeah.
01:35I'm into that.
01:36So I don't know.
01:37I would do, I would do, um, I would do Bad Omens.
01:43I like Bad Omens.
01:44I love Bad Omens.
01:45And I would do, um, well, I would do Metallica, of course.
01:50Yeah.
01:50And I'll do some ACDC, which are my favorites, of course.
01:55Mm-hmm.
01:56And then just to take it easy, to go to sleep, I will do just, uh, what?
02:02Um, Motorhead.
02:04To go to sleep, for sure.
02:05Yeah, because Lenny and his voice makes me feel like sleep.
02:08Love it.
02:08Love it.
02:10It's like brown noise.
02:12Like a baby.
02:13Yeah, the baby.
02:14Well, Javier, thank you so much.
02:15Thank you so much.
02:16You have fun in there for 20 minutes.
02:17All right.
02:18Thank you so much.
02:19Have a good night.
02:20Jake, Quinn, this has been fun, but I do need a moment to look at the back of my eyelids
02:24and scream internally.
02:26So, it's all you guys.
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