00:00When we first met, all we did was laugh.
00:03When was the last time you laughed at something I said?
00:07Other award statutes think I'm funny.
00:10You're using all the outlets.
00:12How am I supposed to charge my laptop?
00:14You don't like our kitchen?
00:16You picked out the cabinet, the countertop, the appliances.
00:21We went to Italy together and picked out this marble.
00:25Who's Linda? Is she from work?
00:27You two seem pretty chummy.
00:29She sent you three eggplant emojis.
00:32It's like you want to get caught.
00:34Seriously? Leftovers again?
00:38What happened to us?
00:41I'm sorry I'm not an iconic award.
00:44You knew that when you met me.
00:48We stroll in the door naked at 2 a.m.
00:51It was our anniversary.
00:54I made strudel.
00:57Martin Scorsese?
01:00What a surprise!
01:03Yeah, he's right here.
01:07It's for you.
01:08Will Conan and Oscar get their Hollywood ending?
01:10Find out at the Oscars, Sunday, March 2nd, live on ABC and Hulu.
01:14Say something!
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