00:03I cannot do this.
00:05What? Do what?
00:06Roger wants to take her out tomorrow night.
00:07No!
00:08Babes, don't you remember why you dumped the guy?
00:11Seems creepy.
00:13And mean.
00:14And a little frightening.
00:15All right, still, it's nice to have a date on Valentine's Day.
00:19Hi.
00:19Hi.
00:20See, but you can go out with a creepy guy any night of the year.
00:23I know I do.
00:25Hi.
00:26Hi.
00:28What are you guys doing tomorrow night?
00:29Actually, tomorrow night kind of depends on how tonight goes.
00:32Oh, uh, listen, about tonight.
00:34No, no, no.
00:34Don't you dare bail on me.
00:36The only reason she's going out with me is because I said I could bring a friend for her friend.
00:39Yes, I know, but her friend sounds like such a pathetic mess.
00:42I know, but...
00:43Come on, man.
00:44She's needy.
00:45She's vulnerable.
00:46I'm thinking...
00:47Cha-ching!
00:53Thanks.
00:54Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice.
00:57You're doing this.
00:58Hi.
00:59Hi.
01:01She said yes.
01:02Oh, come on!
01:02Yes!
01:03Way to go, man!
01:05Still got the egg, huh?
01:06Yeah.
01:20How do I look?
01:20Oh, um, I don't care.
01:27There's Lorraine.
01:28Okay, now, remember, no trading.
01:30You get the pretty one, I get the mess.
01:33Hi, Joey.
01:34Hey.
01:37Well, well, look what you brought.
01:40Look what you brought.
01:40Very nice.
01:43And what did you bring?
01:46She's checking her coat.
01:48Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands.
01:51Will you get me a white Zinfanzel and a glass of red for Janice?
01:59Janice?
02:01Janice?
02:04Janice?
02:05My.
02:07God.
02:12Hey, it's past.
02:20Okay, I'm making a break for it.
02:22I'm going out the window.
02:23No, no, no, no, don't.
02:24Wait, look, I've been waiting for, like, forever to go out.
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