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00:07One of these stars is sitting in the secret square, and the contestant who picks it first
00:11could win a prize package worth over $2,200. Which star is it?
00:17Glenn Ford
00:20Frank Gorshin
00:22Alka Somer
00:24Charlie Weaver
00:27Betty Grable
00:29William Conrad
00:32Karen Valentine
00:34Joey Bishop
00:37Paul Lynn
00:38All in the Hollywood Square
00:40And here is the master of the Hollywood Square, Peter Marshall
00:45Thank you, Kenny Williams, and a very good evening. Welcome to the Hollywood Square. Hello, stars!
00:49Hello, Peter!
00:50Do you have my thinking caps on, Charles?
00:53Yes, I believe I have my thinking caps. T-H-I-N-K-I-N-G
00:55Very good, yes.
00:56Anyway, I would like you to make welcome our Ms. Circle-less, ladies and gentlemen, is Cricket Ruthstrom.
01:02Cricket?
01:03Cricket Ruthstrom.
01:04Beautiful.
01:04Welcome to our show, Cricket.
01:06Oh, let's hear... Did she rub her legs together?
01:09Oh, will you stop, that's all.
01:11Cricket is from Columbus, Ohio. Paul Lynn is very large in Columbus, Ohio. He's broken all the records there at
01:16the Kenley Players.
01:18Yes, anyway, Cricket is an airman, first class in the United States Air Force, married six months to a captain
01:23in the Air Force. Cricket's off-duty hobby is breaking horses, which is not easy.
01:28No, but Cricket, good luck this evening.
01:31Our Mr. X is Noel Roper. Mr. Roper, welcome to the Hollywood Squares.
01:36Noel is from Midland, Texas.
01:39And a stockbroker, married father of one, an avid diver, surfer.
01:43Listen, good luck to both of you on the squares here this evening.
01:46We'll have a commercial, then we'll start the first round, okay?
01:52How does GEICO process my claim so quickly and still save me so much money?
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02:19Well, the hardest thing about being divorced is staying close to my daughter, Rachel.
02:24Being separated by three states is really difficult.
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02:38He listens to me. He's really, he's so fun.
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03:18Offer ends soon.
03:20Object for the players is to get three stars in a row, either across or another diagonally.
03:25It is up to them to figure out if a star is giving a correct answer.
03:27I'm making one up. That's where they get the squares.
03:29Every completed game is worth $250, and the person who wins the most cash tonight will win a brand new
03:34car.
03:34In addition, in our first two games, they will play for a secret square,
03:37and if one of the contestants happens to pick that secret square and is correct,
03:41then he or she will receive the following.
03:42Kenny?
03:42Yes, and circle starts this secret square game, which includes from the full line of Whirlpool Home Appliances,
03:47the Connoisseur Twin Refrigerator Freezer, 19-cubic-foot capacity, exclusive Ice Magic Automatic Ice Maker,
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04:00five delicious toppings, pop them in the oven, Piccadilly Circles are ready in eight minutes.
04:03Also from Whirlpool, a front-loading portable dishwasher with a removable in-the-door cutlery and silverware basket,
04:08exclusive food-warmer top and reversible cutting board service,
04:11and this new Trash Masher compactor, you can compact up to a week's worth of trash in a neat little
04:15bag.
04:16No more clutter in your yard or clatter of trash cans.
04:18And the Lazy Boy Sofet, a sofa that reclines.
04:21Exquisite Spanish design plus individual reclining comfort are yours from Lazy Boy,
04:25plus this beautiful color television set.
04:28The home audience, the secret square, as you know, the stars are brief before the show to help them with
04:32their bluffs.
04:32Cricket, I understand you won the toss backstage.
04:34Yes, sir.
04:34You'll start it all, dear. Good luck. To whom you're going?
04:36Uh, William Conrad, please.
04:38She was born Martha Dandridge and married Colonel Custis,
04:42but her second marriage is the one that brought her fame.
04:45Who was her second husband?
04:49You're not going to believe this, Cricket, but her second husband was George Washington.
04:56I'll agree.
04:57She believed it, William, and that's it. Yes, circle gets to score.
05:00No?
05:02Go ahead of it.
05:02Elkie Sommer.
05:04Elkie, a Burt Lancaster recently stated,
05:08one bond Frank Sinatra and I had right from our first meeting was our awareness of a certain actress.
05:14Who was it?
05:15One bond Frank Sinatra and I had...
05:17White fish.
05:20You know, it probably was, um...
05:22Let me see.
05:24Oh, be quiet, Charlie, really.
05:26Charlie was terrible.
05:27Um, I think, I think we have her right here with us.
05:31I think it was Betty, Betty Grable.
05:32Betty Grable.
05:33Yeah.
05:34I disagree.
05:34No?
05:35That would have been a good move.
05:36It was Ava Gardner.
05:37And, uh, we have her next there.
05:39Cricket, go ready, mate.
05:40Jerry Bishop, please.
05:42Is washing your eggs good for them?
05:46Happens to be my category.
05:48Egg washing.
05:50Is washing...
05:51Is washing your eggs good for them?
05:56You know something?
05:57I don't know, but I would, I would hazard a guess.
06:00I would say no.
06:04Uh, I'll agree.
06:05It is no.
06:06As a matter of fact, it diminishes their keeping quality.
06:09So, watch you egg washers out there.
06:11No?
06:12Karen Valentine.
06:13That's the secret square.
06:15Oh.
06:18We have a $2,200 question here for, uh, our lovely Miss Karen Valentine.
06:24Oh, thank you.
06:25Special envelope.
06:26Of the following three books, which has sold the most copies?
06:31Peyton Place, Gone with the Wind, or Lady Chatterley's Lover?
06:37Of the following three books, which has sold the most copies?
06:39Peyton Place, Gone with the Wind, or Lady Chatterley's Lover?
06:43Peyton Place.
06:46I disagree.
06:47It is Peyton Place.
06:48Oh, no.
06:49That means that no one won our secret square, and that, uh, we'll have a double secret square
06:55in the next game.
06:56We cannot put a circle there, Cricket.
06:57You'll have to earn that yourself.
06:58Karen Valentine to win.
07:00For $250.
07:01He was born Michael Delaney Dowd, Jr.
07:04Michael Delaney Dowd, Jr.
07:06And he entertains millions of housewives every day.
07:09What is he better known as?
07:12Monty Hall.
07:13Monty Hall.
07:14I agree.
07:15Mike Douglas.
07:18Mike is going to love your answer, Karen.
07:19You do the show.
07:20You did the show quite often, yes.
07:22And I know that.
07:23I did the show.
07:24I was his co-hostess.
07:25Isn't that weird?
07:26And you couldn't think of that.
07:27Well, I forget that there were so many, because I just remember that, well, I goofed, and I'll
07:32just fess up.
07:33Yes.
07:34All right.
07:34All in.
07:35To win.
07:36I'll have you know that Noel is delighted about the whole thing.
07:38According to Glen Campbell, love to me is something you, you what?
07:46Purchase.
07:53Love is something you.
07:55Love to me is something you.
07:57This is according to Glen Campbell.
08:03You earn, I guess.
08:04You earn.
08:06I disagree.
08:07No, he said give.
08:08And in the act of giving, it always manages to work its way back to the giver.
08:13Aw.
08:13Aw, Glen.
08:14We love her.
08:15Excellent.
08:16Secret Square.
08:16$250 for a row.
08:23That means we'll begin round two.
08:24And these are the prizes for the last big Secret Square.
08:27Incidentally, worth over $4,900.
08:29Kenneth?
08:29Yes.
08:30And X starts this Secret Square game.
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08:43And Mazin's inner circle carpeting in a swirling pattern of cumulof nylon from Monsanto.
08:47Good looks, though.
08:48It will last for years.
08:49Mazin makes all carpets that way.
08:50And an assortment of, from Fieldcrest, great new bedspreads, gold crown automatic blankets
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08:56Light as air, but warm as toast.
08:57From Fieldcrest.
08:58And a $1,000 gift certificate from the famous Spiegel Catalog Company.
09:02Over 50,000 quality items providing value selection and economy.
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09:07Let us show the home audience the secret square for this particular game.
09:10I know that Noel lost the secret square.
09:12A chance for two of them here, so pick us up.
09:14William Conrad.
09:15True or false?
09:16Children from low-income families tend to be heavier and fatter than children from high-income families.
09:22I never said that.
09:26You think it's a conspiracy, William?
09:28No, I'll tell you what I really think.
09:31I'm not positive about this, but I think probably it is true that children from low-income families
09:37tend to be fatter because they can't afford meat.
09:39They have to eat starches, that sort of thing.
09:41I agree.
09:42It is true, according to a recent research at the University of Pennsylvania.
09:45But the next in cricket, we stream.
09:47Do you want to hear that?
09:47Joy Bishop, please.
09:49That's it.
09:51The secret square.
09:54Good evening, Joe.
09:56I just threatened to walk off if I wasn't the secret square.
09:59Yeah, is that it?
10:00$4,900.
10:01It's in your lap.
10:02Listen carefully.
10:03I don't like to be the secret square.
10:05According to Charlie Chaplin,
10:06Charles Chaplin,
10:08which of his films does he want to be remembered by?
10:11Is it City Lights,
10:13The Gold Rush,
10:14or The Countess from Hong Kong?
10:18Repeat the three, please.
10:20All right.
10:21According to Charles Chaplin,
10:22which of his films does he want to be remembered by,
10:24wants to be remembered by?
10:25City Lights,
10:26The Gold Rush,
10:27or Countess from Hong Kong?
10:29Boy, it's tough,
10:30because he directed
10:33Countess from Hong Kong.
10:35So I don't know whether he wants to be remembered
10:36as a director or a comedian.
10:39City Lights.
10:42Phew.
10:44I would say
10:45City Lights.
10:47Could you repeat the three, please?
10:49Sure.
10:50City Lights,
10:51The Gold Rush,
10:51or The Countess from Hong Kong?
10:53I'll disagree.
10:54I would have agreed with City Lights,
10:57but it's wrong.
10:57It's The Gold Rush.
10:58You win.
10:59Oh, my God, my God!
11:03Peter.
11:06What is it, Joe?
11:07Did you ever notice how my stupidity
11:10makes contestants so happy?
11:11Yes, I've noticed it.
11:12Incidentally,
11:13I believe he also directed City Lights
11:15and The Gold Rush.
11:16Did he?
11:16And Countess from Hong Kong,
11:18I don't think he wants to be remembered.
11:19But anyway, Cricket,
11:21you have the secret square,
11:22and it's worth $4,900.
11:24You have won the refrigerator, freezer,
11:25the dishwasher,
11:26and compactor,
11:27the silfette,
11:28the color television,
11:29the living room set,
11:30the carpeting,
11:31the blankets,
11:32and the $1,000 gift certificate
11:33from Spiegel.
11:34We'll have a commercial,
11:35then we'll return.
11:37Congratulations.
11:40You love your cat.
11:41You love your cat, right?
11:42What's not to love?
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11:45How about a dirty litter box?
11:46Love that?
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12:00Something to read?
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12:39This is your friend.
12:41Excuse me.
12:42I think you dropped this $100 bill.
12:44This is your foe.
12:46Don't worry.
12:47I'll keep a real close eye
12:48on your boyfriend
12:49while you're gone.
12:51Friend or Foe,
12:52the new game show
12:52premieres June 3rd
12:53on Game Show Network.
12:55Noel, your turn, sir.
12:56Betty Grable.
12:58Hi there.
12:59According to,
13:00according rather,
13:01to Dear Abby,
13:01does a prospective employer
13:03have the right to ask you
13:04if you are on the pill?
13:07Well, I don't think so.
13:09It's pretty nervy.
13:11She said no.
13:13I agree.
13:13It is nervy.
13:14That's right.
13:15And put an X there.
13:16Cricket, go right ahead.
13:17Charlie Weaver, the block.
13:19Does the American Medical Association
13:21support the no bra look?
13:23No, the no bra look
13:25has no visible support.
13:35My cup runneth over.
13:37Well, now, come on.
13:38But does the American,
13:39does the American Medical Association
13:41support the no bra look?
13:42I think they do
13:43because it's a very healthy thing.
13:45He said, yes, they do.
13:46I agree.
13:47No, they recently warned women
13:48that not wearing bras
13:49will lead to big trouble
13:50which can only be corrected
13:52by surgery.
13:52Sorehead.
13:54I wonder what kind.
13:56We can't put an X there.
13:57Noah, you'll have to earn
13:57that yourself.
13:58Sorehead.
13:59Okay.
13:59Charlie.
14:00Charlie, for $500.
14:01According to the
14:02Omaha World Herald,
14:04the vegetable known
14:05as the squirting cucumber
14:07can spray as far
14:09as 40 feet.
14:10Now, what is it
14:12that it squirts?
14:14About 40 feet.
14:18Oh, I wish I could have
14:19heard of that.
14:20Not really.
14:20Uh, you won't believe this.
14:23Well, there's no point
14:24in telling you
14:25if you won't believe it.
14:25Well, I didn't say
14:26I wouldn't believe it now.
14:28It squirts seeds.
14:30Seeds.
14:31I agree.
14:31It plants seeds.
14:33Right.
14:33We have an X at $500
14:34for Noah Wilber.
14:41Well, Noah, you have $500
14:43and that is very important
14:45because the player
14:45with the most cash
14:46during the show
14:47gets a special bonus prize.
14:48Kenny?
14:49Yes.
14:49Brand new Vega sedan.
14:51The little car by Chevrolet
14:52that does everything well.
14:53A success last year
14:54now with improvement.
14:55Chevy's Vega.
14:56If the show, incidentally,
14:57should end in the middle
14:58of a game,
14:58we will then award
14:59our players $50
15:00for each square they have
15:01on the board,
15:01which is very important
15:02because it will count
15:03for their cash total
15:04and the big bonus prize.
15:05Now, you understand,
15:05we'll play the game
15:06until time is up
15:07and if one contestant
15:08has selected a star
15:10when the buzzer sounds,
15:11we will then complete
15:12his or her turn
15:12and determine the winner
15:13of our brand new car.
15:14I know that you'll start
15:16this round cricket
15:16looking for your first cash.
15:17Charlie Weaver, please.
15:19Alf Landon,
15:20Wendell Wilkie,
15:20and Thomas Dewey
15:21were three of FDR's
15:22four Republican opponents.
15:24Who was the fourth?
15:27Oh, let's see.
15:28Alf Landon.
15:29I knew him well.
15:31Yeah.
15:33I didn't know
15:34there was other cash.
15:36I think it was
15:37Herbert Hoover
15:37up at the front of the line.
15:39I agree.
15:40Right, I believe
15:41that was the beginning
15:42of the whole thing.
15:43No?
15:44Glenn Ford, please.
15:47In the classic
15:48Errol Flynn movie, Glenn,
15:49they died with their boots on.
15:51What historic battle
15:51was depicted?
15:55Oh, boy.
15:57I think that's
15:58Custer's last stand,
15:59I believe.
16:01I agree.
16:02That's right.
16:03I think it was a shutout
16:04for the Indians.
16:06William Conrad, please.
16:09In Shakespeare's Macbeth,
16:11Macbeth,
16:11thinking about
16:12the death of Duncan,
16:13sees something
16:14floating in the air
16:15before him.
16:16What does he see?
16:22He sees a skull,
16:23and he says,
16:24Alas, poor Yorick,
16:26I knew him well.
16:27I agree.
16:29It was a dagger.
16:31We have an X there.
16:33I know.
16:34Alas, poor Cricket,
16:36we have an X.
16:36No, go right ahead.
16:37Karen Valentine.
16:39Are there any female bullfrogs?
16:43Well, I...
16:45Oh, they're probably
16:46called toady frogs
16:47if they're ladies.
16:49Right?
16:50I don't know.
16:51Are there any female bullfrogs?
16:52Well, no,
16:53bullfrogs are the male
16:55part of the frogs.
17:01So then your answer
17:02would be no,
17:03I assume.
17:04Yeah, I'm just
17:05going to go with that.
17:06I disagree.
17:07You disagree?
17:08No, there are plenty
17:08of female bullfrogs,
17:10and we have an X there.
17:11Cricket, go right in.
17:12Jerry Bishop,
17:12you could walk, please.
17:15Will a man,
17:15will a man have
17:16sexier dreams
17:17if he's a smoker
17:18or a non-smoker?
17:22Will he have
17:23sexier dreams?
17:24If he's a smoker
17:24or a non-smoker?
17:26If he's not having sex,
17:27he'll be a smoker.
17:31That's right.
17:35Will he have
17:36sexier dreams?
17:37If he's a smoker
17:38or a non-smoker?
17:39Boy, I hate
17:40to answer this
17:41because if I find out
17:42that my answer is right
17:43and I give up smoking,
17:44I'll kill myself.
17:47Then your answer is?
17:48Well, my answer is
17:49a lot of deliberation.
17:50It's a kind of
17:51a dirty question.
17:52I'd like to think it over.
17:53This show is getting
17:54dirtier than Dinah Shore.
17:57Will a man,
17:58will an non-smoker
17:59have sexier dreams?
18:01Will a man have
18:02sexier dreams
18:02if he's a smoker
18:03or a non-smoker?
18:04That's all we're looking at.
18:04Has nothing at all
18:05to do with it.
18:05No, he will not
18:06have sexier dreams.
18:08Smoking has nothing
18:08to do with dreaming
18:09of sex.
18:11How do you feel about that?
18:12He said it doesn't
18:12even make any difference.
18:13Absolutely not.
18:14I agree.
18:15No.
18:15A non-smoker,
18:17say, sleep researchers,
18:18has many, many more
18:19sexier dreams
18:20and we can't put,
18:22yes, we can,
18:22no, we can't put it
18:23for three years.
18:23No, you'll have to
18:24remember yourself.
18:25Hey, Joey Bishop.
18:26Joey Bishop for $750.
18:28When Japan had
18:29the Winter Olympics
18:29in the past,
18:30they released pigeons
18:31in the air
18:31to fly above the crowd.
18:33Now, they don't do
18:34that anymore.
18:34What do they release?
18:36In Japan?
18:37Mm-hmm.
18:38Instead of the doves
18:39and pigeons?
18:40Right.
18:40Well, we saw it.
18:42Right?
18:43They release, um,
18:46well, they release,
18:48just a trick question?
18:49That's so obvious,
18:50I'm afraid to answer it.
18:51Go ahead.
18:52You have more sex
18:53when you're not smoking?
18:54No, no, no.
18:55Back to this, Joe.
18:58All of a sudden,
18:59I'm dying for a cigarette.
19:03I would say
19:04that what they released
19:06in the last Olympics
19:07was from Japan.
19:08They released,
19:09instead of doves
19:09and pigeons,
19:10they released balloons.
19:11I agree.
19:12Balloons.
19:13Oh.
19:13$750 for Noah Roper.
19:21We're going to have
19:22a commercial word or two,
19:23and we'll be back.
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21:14according to experts,
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21:17runs President Nixon's campaign,
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21:22Uh,
21:25he's expected to
21:28apologize to the ex-president.
21:30Hey,
21:32you see,
21:33my name is
21:34Garner.
21:35Senile.
21:36Charles,
21:36this is the first.
21:37Huh?
21:38This is the first.
21:39Oh, yes.
21:39First time you ever saw
21:40a man go senile
21:42for the whole nation.
21:43But according to experts,
21:44after Attorney General
21:45John Mitchell
21:46runs President Nixon's campaign,
21:47what is he expected to do?
21:48He's going to go back
21:49into private practice
21:50as a lawyer again,
21:51I think.
21:52I agree.
21:53Yes.
21:53With an X.
21:54Cricket,
21:54go right ahead.
21:54Thank you, please.
21:55Frank Gorshin.
21:57Da-da-da-da-da.
21:59Say,
21:59in Kirk Douglas's
22:00famous movie Champion,
22:02did Kirk actually
22:03ever become the champion?
22:06You don't understand.
22:09I want to be number one.
22:11I want to be on top.
22:14I want to be champion.
22:16I want to get my teeth fixed.
22:20He never became champion
22:21in The Champion.
22:22He never became champion.
22:24I agree.
22:25Yes, he did.
22:26He became champion,
22:27sure.
22:28And then he won the championship,
22:29went down,
22:29and he died,
22:30and that was a terrible scene.
22:31Yes.
22:31Noel, go right ahead.
22:32Elkie Sommer to win?
22:33For $1,000.
22:34I didn't see champion.
22:35Listen, Elkie,
22:37Earl Durr Biggers
22:39was the author of six books
22:40about an inscrutable detective.
22:43Who was this detective?
22:48Charlie Chan.
22:50Oh, who said it?
22:52I heard it over the air.
22:53I didn't hear it.
22:53Somebody said Charlie Chan.
22:54I'm terribly sorry.
22:55Somebody said it
22:56from the panel,
22:57and that is the answer,
22:59and I'll have to destroy it.
23:00I'm terribly sorry.
23:01Noel, please,
23:02I must caution everybody.
23:03No answers.
23:03This is Elkie's question.
23:05Yes, please, Joey, huh?
23:06I didn't say a word.
23:07Well, he wasn't, Joey.
23:09I don't believe it was Joe.
23:09It's so ding-a-ling down here
23:10who got covered away.
23:11Wait, you better start joking.
23:12We're going to move along
23:12because every ex here
23:14is worth $50 to the players,
23:15and we only have a few minutes.
23:16Let's go.
23:17True or false?
23:18According to Cosmopolitan,
23:19if you're really a good lover
23:20and you see a couple
23:21embracing in public,
23:22you'll feel jealous.
23:23Is that true or false?
23:25No, you feel pleased for them
23:27if you're altruistic.
23:28I'd feel pleased for them.
23:29I agree.
23:30It's true.
23:31Huh?
23:32You'll feel jealous.
23:33We put a circle there.
23:34Cricket, a break for you.
23:34What kind of people are those?
23:36Paul, according to medical statistics,
23:38a woman who is divorced,
23:40has a college education,
23:41and is 19 years old,
23:43is more likely to get
23:44a certain ailment
23:45than anybody else.
23:47Get what?
23:47A heartbreak of psoriasis.
23:54But according to medical statistics,
23:56a woman who is divorced,
23:57has a college education,
23:58and is 19 years old,
23:59is more likely to get
24:00a certain ailment
24:01than anybody else.
24:02What is it?
24:04Likely, divorced, 19.
24:06Mm-hmm.
24:08Uh, what?
24:13Uh, I will, um...
24:17Oh, 19 is what throws me.
24:20Uh...
24:24I have no idea.
24:25All right, I'll offer
24:25the question to Cricket.
24:26Would you like this, dear?
24:27No.
24:28Okay, it's a headache.
24:29We'll go to another
24:29Paul Lynn question, right?
24:31In the original classic movie,
24:32Frankenstein,
24:33Dr. Frankenstein was supposed
24:34to do something
24:34very important
24:35the day the monster killed him.
24:36What was he supposed to do?
24:40I think a tonsillectomy.
24:50What was he supposed to do?
24:51Yeah, the doctor
24:52was supposed to do
24:53something very important
24:53that day.
24:54The monster killed him.
24:54What was it?
24:55I think, uh,
24:56put the monster away.
24:57Put the monster away.
24:58I agree.
24:59No, get married.
25:00Get married.
25:00X gets the square.
25:01No?
25:01Oh, time is up.
25:03That means we're going to
25:04add up the score right now.
25:05Cricket, we have one circle
25:07for you there.
25:08Okay.
25:09So, we have $50 for you,
25:11but not really.
25:12Nobody wins less than
25:14$100 in cash.
25:15No.
25:15So we have $100 in cash for you,
25:17but you, dear,
25:18have won $4,927 in, uh,
25:22merchandise.
25:23We have lovely parting gifts,
25:24and we thank you very, very much
25:25for playing the Hollywood Squares.
25:27Thank you, Cricket.
25:28Noel, how you doing?
25:29Fantastic.
25:30You are?
25:31$900.
25:31That means you are the cash winner,
25:33and you are the winner of
25:35a brand new Chevrolet Vega.
25:37I congratulate you.
25:38Congratulations.
25:45Joey, thank you very much
25:47for being with us this evening.
25:48Always a pleasure.
25:49My pleasure, Peter.
25:50Thank you, buddy.
25:50Glenn Ford, Cades County.
25:53Always a pleasure.
25:53Good to see you again.
25:54Frank, he's at the Sahara Hotel
25:56off and on throughout the year,
25:58and Joey, incidentally,
26:00is at the Sands Hotel.
26:02Oh, very good.
26:03They'll be happy to hear that.
26:05Elkie Summer,
26:05lovely having you on our show
26:07again, Charlie.
26:08Yes.
26:08All right, buddy.
26:09Betty Grable, my love.
26:10Nice to see you, dear.
26:11William Conrad, Cannon.
26:13Karen Valentine, Room 222.
26:15Paul Lynn, Dean Martin,
26:16Bewitched, and the Hollywood Squares.
26:18Peter Marshall, on behalf of all of us,
26:19wishing you and yours
26:20a very nice evening.
26:24Win, lose, or draw's
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26:26He posed nude
26:27in Cosmopolitan Magazine.
26:29He's a former college football star,
26:30sometimes known as the Bandit.
26:32It's the multi-talented
26:33Burt Reynolds.
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