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00:49all right mate yes sorry babe i didn't want to work yet really jukebox was on the go most of
00:56the night yeah it was all the oldies things got pretty depressing in here after closing time
01:02yeah i can see that i'll clear up what happened in the end um those two irish blokes hung around
01:12so you weren't drinking by yourself oh i might have one or two after they left you patched things
01:19up with steve no it's so stupid old men should be banned from drinking oh i see so it's only
01:27blokes
01:27who misbehave is it you have got an echocardiogram at the general in 48 minutes give your head a wobble
01:40where did you go flying horse did he make it to bed just about well for the first time cassie
01:48you've got my sympathy i don't mind him when he's drunk was i disgrace you could have performed a
01:55bit better i mean in the rovers no you stuck up for our daughter and i for one was proud
02:02of you
02:02i still think you should apologize i apologize to wally got his number off amy texted him at two
02:07in the morning well this is another first but i actually agree with cassie if you want to drink
02:14in the rovers again you need to kiss and make up with your boyfriend i just buried me dad
02:20i'm going for a shower
02:25that's right mr dl i promise you nothing to worry about no no thank you yep bye
02:36well his daughter's read some junk on social media what junk on social media
02:41it's everywhere oh more bad reviews not bad reviews bad press even mum's read it
02:50oh dear what what is it there are no pennies in heaven for the customers of george shuttleworth
02:58the weatherfield undertaker accused of defrauding the elderly i mean they're not creditable news
03:03sources it's just idiots scaremongering yeah but they're succeeding they're just after likes aren't
03:09they well do you know what i don't like them anyway i've uh got a crack on with mrs pingate
03:14her husband's dropped in that ball gown did he say anything i don't think he's really on social
03:19media no i'd love to be cremated in a ball gown oh maybe i should get one huh you'll have
03:25to get
03:25rest easy dot com to bury you but you see that phone to start ringing please somebody die oh dear
03:31me
03:31sorry jenna mackie
03:46what about her i told you to stop adam barlow from poaching her
03:50we'll lower your rates offer better coffee don't come crying to me
03:56copy of your signed contract as well as the terms of that contract
03:59a record of the phone calls you made and emails you sent to the resident you shared confidential
04:04information with i don't know what you're talking about i'm talking about the housing
04:08developers we represented who lost their case in court because of intel you leaked
04:13don't move out fight them what they're doing isn't legal
04:18well it wasn't you were trying to screw people in jenna mackie was an investor she lost 1.2 million
04:24pounds in that fiasco if your partner takes her on i'll report you to the sra you can kiss your
04:30law
04:30career goodbye
04:35is it katie tunnock i'm not being bullied josh teague it's none of them but is somebody no
04:42is it kellyanne mulligan because you know she bullied leo smith so badly at bessie street that
04:48he developed a stutter and wet himself and assemble it whoever it is you just you have to confront
04:52them you have to stand in front of them and say i'm not afraid of you even if you know
04:57maybe you
04:58are a bit afraid of them hey do you remember that video we watched in form that said all bullies
05:02are
05:02cowards right come on repeat after me i'm not afraid of you i'm not afraid of you boo yeah you
05:14are
05:17you just buried your dad that's what i said
05:22well we could drink somewhere else can't we you know that flying horse or false number nine
05:26well i don't like the false number nine i don't like sports bars too bright well either way you don't
05:31need ben do you well it's a decent enough blow and i'd miss the rover you like him liked until
05:38he took issue with me best mate anyway i don't like anybody who likes rugby rugby union that is anyway
05:43he came to be dad's funeral i mean he didn't have to do that yeah anyway you get to your
05:48age you don't
05:49need any more friends oh you all have the head on you today yeah me and dad had one or
05:58two when i got
05:59that last night how was he oh well steve sent a text to apologize said he was just being overprotective
06:05must be a tough guy you think he had going but with all the ex-squaddies in the joint there's
06:10nothing
06:10tough about that brigade i just had no idea amy was here it was tactless oh saints above what is
06:19it
06:20only an article about the local undertaker with a picture taken in this very establishment i see then
06:27oh that could be any pub it clearly says rovers return on the window behind him back to front
06:33though and if anyone holds a mirror up to it they'll clearly see who's gonna hold a phone up to
06:38a
06:38mirror this could cost us not even a real news source just because someone sticks it on the internet it
06:43doesn't make it true a man facing all those allegations drinking in our pub i listen to the
06:49caption george shuttleworth enjoying a drink in his local his local there are 33 comments on this site
06:57alone oh we'd be tainted by association you're insane well he missed it he didn't i did it wasn't my
07:10fault so whose fault was it the tooth fairies oh look the parking at that hospital is a nightmare
07:14and where were you till 4 30. well we went for lunch lunch anywhere decent so what happens now
07:20i'll make another appointment so well when i'll be in the kitchen if anyone needs me
07:25did you go out without a coat on are you serious oh that'll really help a man in your condition
07:31what condition i'm not 10 years old ma then why act like it
07:37george i've put a statement on the website i don't know what else you want me to do you know
07:41this is monumentally unfair have you no shame i was just collecting glasses i'm talking to your
07:48brother the local con man he hasn't conned anybody well the telephone says otherwise telephone social
07:54media he's completely innocent you get back to work and you out you can't throw somebody out based on
08:03slander and conjecture you hear what people say about you well you and all get out you're being
08:09ridiculous i can bury you too sonny oh yeah that sounds like a great business plan well i prefer it
08:15to yours bury the dead with one hand while robbing their beloved with the other george was a worthy
08:20recipient of those gifts all right didn't ask anybody to put him in their will todd just leave
08:24it come on it's it's not worth it you can't reason with people like her come on i suppose you're
08:29involved
08:29and all i will never step foot in this dump again good i actually probably will but i am coming
08:40wait a
08:40minute if they go i go i'll pop your p45 in the post the woman's barking glenda no love you
08:48can't
08:48lose your living and all oh watch me no you need your income george there's a line and she's just
08:54crossed
08:54it go on then get out go go and rob the elderly and never show your faces in here again
09:21how's it going bad they're all worried about you your parents
09:30look the longer this goes on the more likely they are to prize your deluded conspiracy theories out
09:36of you i told you they won't believe a word of it i'm not afraid of you
09:44what i'll tell the truth now tonight i'll tell everyone
09:52okay
09:56yeah it's true all of it does that make you feel better no me and will go to bed with
10:04each other
10:06tell us all and i'll laugh i'll say it's the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard and i've told
10:12you i'll tell the police that you fancy me and that's why you planted a camera in my living room
10:17to catch me in my skimpies you're a little pervert and that camera's got your fingerprints all over it
10:26you staged it oh what when i let him down gently
10:32yeah a bit of amdram i'll give you that
10:36but after we went into my bedroom and you'd blush if i told you what we did
10:43i bet you wish that camera was in there don't you peeping sam
10:51remember what i said take me on and i'll destroy you
11:07i can feel it's yourself eva i've always wondered how you do that sixth sense they teach you that
11:14which in school oh my school days weren't nearly as idyllic as that the nuns they still have dreams
11:21about them can i ask you something is it about bono no no it's not about bono because every time
11:29i
11:29talk about my childhood you ask me about the time that i met bono when my cousins lived in ballymun
11:34of course in those days he was still called paul i was just gonna ask if you're all right
11:43an echocardiogram is not nothing and to miss it is unforgivable i did try and get him there but it
11:49was
11:49as rough as a bear's backside and the parking was terrible i've heard the car park excuse before
11:54it's not an excuse the car park was rammed i made him get out and walk but he couldn't find
11:58the
11:58department by himself do i have to do everything for that man at the age of 46 nobody's asking you
12:04to
12:04do anything and yet without me you got nowhere yesterday got to you steve's dad what about him
12:14well he's an irishman sure there's plenty of them both sides of the ground and a father
12:20i just wondered whether it made you think of ben's dad
12:25i mean it made me think of people that i'd lost susie's dad yes among others shedding tears for an
12:36ex now are we all right okay look i just thought the day had got to you and i wanted
12:40to check in
12:42don't take it out of my bunters and glenda stays
12:53hey mrs pingate she's very dignified in a ball gown mr pingate will be delighted
13:00what uh yeah thanks i cannot believe that we've been barred barred you believe that's only the
13:08third time that's ever happened to me i'm just gonna regret that i mean talk like being a big
13:12hero but come tomorrow morning when she's joining that doll cube
13:19oh for god's sake she hasn't sent you out to talk to me as well well i didn't even know
13:25you were out
13:25yeah uh will's just getting changed we've got a session he'd be lost without your pet
13:31is it true you've barred half the street i barred george shuttleworth and his wench and the boy who
13:36works for him oh based on what based on them dragging this premises into the mire if people see those
13:43photos on their phones well what the local side with them we'll just get new locals big stream i made
13:53a
13:53mistake oh i'm sure they'll understand a long time ago hey everyone makes mistakes not like the one i
14:02made you make one wrong move your whole life whatever it is you can't put the genie back in the
14:10bottle
14:10if i had three wishes i'm discreet it'll stay between us you just focus on my grandson
14:20and here he is speak of the devil are we ready yeah off you go see you later
14:42hey
14:46what's he doing you've seen it all then it's hard to avoid it isn't it
14:52i hope you're telling everyone it's back alive it means a lot
14:59how are you pharaoh
15:03oh i'm so sorry it's this uh it's this dating thing he keeps going off every two seconds
15:09mr popular i'm sorry it's uh yeah oh no we just don't care i better just um
15:15it's a no to you it's a no to you it's a no to you you're a maybe definitely baby
15:22i'm not you
15:34i'm sorry glenda do you want your job back is my brother still bought
15:45no
15:48then i accept
15:51it's all this business with ben's heart oh you don't have to explain i'll tell george todd
15:56maybe christina i had a dream last night that he dropped dead in front of me his heart burst out
16:03of his chest on a spring like a jack in the box
16:09uh i take it i'm still allowed to come in just what news from number one well steve's gone to
16:16work
16:16but i know he feels bad about yesterday and so does ben but he's as stubborn as a mule
16:22what can i get you love red wine please okay
16:28oh babe have you heard from the hospital i know not yet chase them i'll probably get a ladder in
16:33six months i've had no more symptoms anyway so what's the point susie's already lost one dad
16:38i'm not gonna die well your mum had a dream oh the one about the jack in the box you'll
16:43be sorry
16:43if it turns out she has got supernatural powers i'll store it um do you think she's all right
16:51mama no why what's wrong with her oh how long have you got babe no i don't i don't mean
16:56in
16:56general i mean now so are they barred or not it's been lifted down to me that is i said
17:03i'm not
17:03coming back to work till they're welcoming the pub put her right in the place i can hear you
17:10anyway it's him that should be barred oh i thought you'd be too busy getting rich off
17:14me brother's misfortune the misfortune of being so decent that is
17:18glenn i can discuss that with you yeah i bet you can't i think it's absolutely shameless
17:27and we'll leave it at that we will everybody's entitled to a fair shake enjoy your drink
17:35there's any need for that she's taking the shine right off my date
17:41so what's the cause for celebration ah well surprise
17:48go on open it it's from that little jewelers that you like it's an antique
17:53it's not my birthday two words for you jenna mackie listen i stole her paperwork's almost done go
18:02on try it on should you really be doing this alia i love you pinching their clients well you pinch
18:09clients for me when you work for them yeah i was naive you've got no excuse you know how ruthless
18:13fabians are you know how they operate you can't take on jenna mackie she left of her own free will
18:20they didn't offer favorable terms i did sorry we did come on a client like that could keep us going
18:26for
18:32years
18:35why do people say tend to the dozen when they mean something's fast if only we had access to some
18:41kind
18:42of worldwide database all right how you son
18:49ah new appointments just come through at the hospital they should charge you for this morning
18:54wasting nhs time i gladly pay here we are refers to the efficiency and speed of early steam engines
19:01particularly in cornish tin mines yeah that's what i was going to say it's to do with the amount of
19:05water pumped you can impress lauren with that fact when she gets on shift or steve's daughter she ever
19:11takes your phone did anybody feed susie he's got a new appointment for his jam tart so you can chill
19:17your boots when is it it's a couple of weeks man fingers crossed yeah fingers crossed you don't drop
19:22dead like in her dream about the jack-in-the-box or it's not hereditary you'll drop dead too oh
19:29very
19:30nice you hear that will bantering about our deaths he's ready oh what you having oh i don't know
19:36see this is a surprise what's that pasta dish she does get your owny yeah every man for himself
19:41or something like that ain't it yeah yeah hey we've not done today's thing all right
19:49contentment is natural well yeah that'll do for me that socrates yeah oh yeah damn fine footballer
19:57in moncy remember that game in italy in 82 when zico got it enough of the back of heel i
20:01do yeah
20:02all right in the morning
20:09steve i'm not disturbing you am i well we're a cab office so uh you meant to where are you
20:14going
20:14you and ben haven't made up well he's welcome to make the first move
20:21your parents it was a bit of a roller coaster ride wasn't it yeah yeah i suppose so but you
20:29survived and here you are with your business and your family and friends i survived this
20:36malady that struck your father down uh myotonic dystrophy wasn't there a 50 chance that you yourself
20:43might have had it well i didn't uh and my brother didn't either so what does it entail this thing
20:53just out of curiosity well it uh weakens the muscles until you waste away
21:00well you must have been so relieved when they said you were grand well yeah because you know if i
21:05had
21:05it then amy might have had it or emma or well you know oliver even oh he was the wee
21:11lad you lost
21:12uh yeah it was unrelated though so it affects the heart yeah um you can get heart failure
21:20arrhythmia palpitation i mean you know i'm no doctor so still an unpleasant business all around
21:28yeah sorry where was it you said you were going oh nowhere i was just checking in after yesterday
21:37good night good night yeah good night
22:14You
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