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00:23I am now
00:25Goodness
00:28Music
00:38Maybe we should consider getting away
00:41Before things get too messy
00:42Yeah, cause last time we ran away from our problems
00:44It ended really well, didn't it?
00:45Look, I'm just saying that the people Mark's involved with
00:48They wouldn't think twice about setting fire at this gaff
00:50That is exactly why I can't just leave him
00:52Without trying to get him out of it
00:55Please just drop it
00:58Are you serious about going into work?
01:01DJs and caterers
01:02Ain't gonna pay for themselves, are they?
01:04No
01:05You stick in the house today, I'm not having you guarding the gaff again
01:08If anything happens, you phone me so aware of it
01:15Morning
01:15Morning, mate
01:16Thanks very much
01:18You alright Vic?
01:20Phil's rocked me in at the gym
01:22Pretty boys off sick in case you wanted to take him from suit
01:24Don't worry, you took the act
01:26You told me that you were gonna find another way to get out of this
01:31Kill you, Ravi
01:33What's told me last night?
01:36Mark
01:38This ain't you
01:39Well if it's between protecting my family or some geezer I barely know
01:44You know, you pick me
01:45Yeah
01:47What about Ravi's family?
01:50Until I prove you assaulted, you're in danger
01:53And I ain't having it
02:02Ravjot Singalati
02:03Yeah, um
02:04He needs to be seen today, okay? It's urgent
02:07Yeah, he's next to me, he says it's fine
02:10Oh
02:10They put me on hold
02:16It's just me babe
02:20Okay
02:20Um
02:21Yeah, yeah, that's great
02:22That's great, thanks
02:25What's the point in same day appointments if the receptionist makes you beg to get one?
02:30Well, we can go another day
02:32Yeah
02:32No, no, I've got you an appointment for later
02:37Look at me
02:40I know he's quick
02:41But
02:43After everything that's happened this week
02:48I'll go
02:53Mum
02:54I need a donkey costume for Red Nose Day
02:56What do you need a donkey costume for for Red Nose Day?
02:58Look, can you get your shoes on please? We'll leave them in five minutes
03:00I will, I'll sort it
03:02Oi!
03:03That's mine!
03:04Oh
03:05Louis!
03:06Can you stop drawing on everything you see? This is my work stuff, yeah?
03:09Why, I got you a notepad in the first place
03:12Sorry!
03:14What if Picasso's mum said that to him and he ended up never paying the 16th chapel?
03:19Since when were you taking back Anders from Elaine? I thought you was working for Ian
03:23Well, bisexual, bipartisan, king that buys me
03:26One advantage of living in the house that time forgot is finding relics everywhere, eh?
03:32Don't have way too many pics of Brian Locke and her Burke and her albums
03:36Stalker
03:38Is this depressing vibe because you still ain't shifted that car?
03:42I wouldn't buy anything from you of this aura you've got, Lauren
03:45Can you just pack it in please?
03:46Look, you've got a fit fella, sick job, you're living the dream, Lauren
03:52What has gotten into you today?
03:54Look, look
04:04Oh please, Lauren, stop shouting
04:08Okay, yeah, I should have told you about Caleb, alright?
04:10But he's not a weirdo or a tea leaf, he's more of a giver anyway
04:13Oh, please!
04:13Look, he's got his thing of being silent in the morning
04:15Unless he's saying his goals out loud
04:17You should try that with the car
04:19Say or sell it, you will
04:21I can shift a car without some mute hippies techniques, thank you
04:24Do me a favour, Lauren
04:27Smile
04:31Double sausage on white
04:33Oh
04:33And enough sugary pastries to make Willy Wonka jealous
04:36Yeah, I'm starved
04:38I'll charge extra for delivery, by the way
04:40Erm, yeah
04:43Please, we'll pay you later
04:44He owes me for doing double duty
04:46Oh
04:50Julie and Yolando won't know if we want to get food with them a bit after we've seen Nigel
04:53I thought you'd be too ill for that
04:56Bill
04:57Can I have a word?
04:59Well, can he wait?
05:02Listen, tell him I'm outside, yeah
05:03I'll be in with you in a minute, yeah?
05:07Let me guess, it's about Mark
05:10This gang have said that if he don't find the rat, kill them today, they're gonna come after me next
05:14Listen, he doesn't know what he's got himself into and if he actually doesn't
05:20I don't want to beg you for help again, but he needs to get out of this mess
05:26Please
05:27So I've got a Lexi to think about it, yeah?
05:29What happens if I get involved, yeah?
05:31If I get involved and it all goes wrong
05:32Well, what happens to Mark if you don't?
05:38Right, I'll finish here with Lex
05:40And then I'll talk to Mark
05:41If you don't listen
05:44I'll try again
05:59Sorry about the wait, Mr Galati
06:01Sorry about the wait, Mr Galati
06:15What's your name?
06:17Ravi
06:23Tell her
06:31I bet
06:33I bet I've been stressed for a few weeks
06:40It's...
06:41It ain't a big deal
06:44He's been hurting himself
06:45I need to hear this from Ravi
06:50Is that how you got the facial bruising too?
07:01Look, he ain't been right for months
07:03Okay?
07:04Shutting himself away
07:06Getting into fights
07:08We...
07:09We ain't having sex
07:11Brilliant
07:11Look, she needs to know
07:13Okay?
07:13You're not okay
07:14None of this is okay
07:17I'd like to ask you a few questions about what your partner said
07:23Is that alright?
07:30Have you seen these?
07:31My dad won't stop banging on with her
07:33Fair play, Elaine could have put a lot worse on me
07:36It's your idea, is it?
07:38Is this, Beely, what you want?
07:39Ten points for the pun
07:41Well, you're lucky my dad ain't around this morning
07:43Because you reckon you'll be done for libel
07:44Only if it isn't true
07:46All's fair in love and war and local politics
07:49Ronnie?
07:50I'll write
07:53I didn't ask for a smear campaign
07:55I just wanted, in tone, fresh ideas
07:58So you bring your best to our meeting this afternoon, yeah?
08:01Absolutely
08:02I've been thinking about it all night, Elaine
08:04Thinking, thinking, thinking
08:05My brain
08:07Ready to go
08:08Good
08:09I'm expecting great things
08:11Sure
08:11Yeah
08:14Hi
08:15Nice touch with the posters
08:19Come on then, Gilson sounds for fresh fruit and bread
08:21Bannerball
08:22Come on, get all your berries, your bananas and your broccoli
08:24From the freshest stall out here
08:27Come on, you beautiful people
08:28Find them the Beels best bananas
08:30Any mental illness in your family history?
08:34I don't know
08:39And do you know which feelings drive you to self-harm?
08:48Ravi, do you have thoughts of ending your life?
09:02Okay
09:04Thank you for sharing
09:06I'm gonna refer you to the mental health team
09:10At the minute, the waiting list is around eight weeks
09:12Eight weeks?
09:15But there are other things you can do
09:18When you feel overwhelmed
09:21Meditation, exercise
09:21Are you joking?
09:23Look at the state of him
09:25If you need it
09:26The Walford crisis team can help in the MEDSA
09:29I can give you some pamphlets
09:30Oh, eight weeks wait for those and all
09:32Look, I'm not joking
09:33I bend over backwards to get you an appointment
09:35And she's just doing labour breaths and cardio
09:38It can help for some
09:40I think you'd benefit from something for the anxiety
09:43And the lack of sleep you mentioned
09:48I'll have that prescription sent over to the pharmacy on Turpin Road
09:52Erm, could you actually send it to the one on the high street please?
09:57I've got a few things I need to pick up
10:05You seem like you have a strong support system around you
10:27Your sister's been on my case
10:31Have you spoken to anyone yet?
10:34About Ravi
10:36Not you and all, Phil
10:38Ravi chose to be a grass
10:40He deserves everything he gets
10:42When you think this won't be the only thing that you think about one day
10:47Hey?
10:47When you're alone blaming your old man
10:49Blaming anyone
10:50For the mess you made of everything
10:54Tougher blokes and you and tougher bokes
10:56And Ravi have been broken by this life
10:58And this
11:00This ain't you
11:02You put the bullet in Ravi now
11:06It's only an hour of time before someone does that thing
11:08Or
11:09Or you do it to yourself
11:12Now you want my help getting out of this
11:16You say something now
11:18Because I won't be offering again
11:23Yeah
11:26Alright
11:28I'll make some calls
11:34It's not me, innit?
11:35Runs like a dream
11:38Good luck, Laurie
11:40Yeah, there's a couple
11:41They're gonna come back later
11:42They're just gonna think on it for a bit
11:43That was true
11:45The oldest one in the book that is
11:47Obviously I ain't interested
11:50Maybe it's your face that scared them off
11:52What's that supposed to mean?
11:53Well, it wouldn't kill you, would it?
11:54Crack a smile
11:56Looked like Eeyore
11:58And you're the face of eternal happiness, are ya?
12:00Listen, Lauren, right? I've had plenty of satisfied customers coming out of that office over the years
12:05Shift it, yeah?
12:06Today
12:07It's costing me money
12:09Yep, it'll be gone
12:12That doctor weren't bad in the end
12:13After all that come by arse stuff
12:17I'm sorry for waiting in earlier
12:21Um, I'm gonna lie down
12:24Okay?
12:24Okay
12:25Yeah
12:33Hey, how you been?
12:35Doctors
12:37What?
12:37Well, is he alright?
12:38He just wants everything to get back to normal
12:40Yeah
12:46No, come here
12:50Alright, I'll see you in a bit, yeah?
12:56Yeah
12:56Are you okay, Mum?
12:58Yeah
13:00Yeah, I'm okay
13:15Hey Dad
13:23Dad?
13:28Dad?
13:37Um
13:42I'll, um
13:43I'll see you later, yeah?
14:07Well
14:09You got yourself in alright, miss, didn't ya?
14:12What'd you speak to?
14:13Is it Saltwood?
14:28You're not as
14:29different from the old man as you like to think you are, you know?
14:31Getting yourself in trouble and putting other people in the firing line
14:35I spoke with you, Gatha
14:38And this Saltwood is like it's over
14:41I mean, you've been around as long as I have, you get to know where the bodies are buried and
14:45Well, you can call in a few favours
14:47Cheers, Phil
14:49Well, you can start taking this place seriously and all
14:52You can manage it until Cheryl gets back
14:54Yeah, any of it
14:55Well, I'll cover for you this afternoon
14:57You need to concentrate on raising some cash
14:59You're gonna need it
15:01A few words from Ian to go so far
15:03Well, you know
15:04He wants after a grand
15:11Yeah, she's a beauty, ma'am
15:18You okay?
15:20Yeah
15:21Uh, Phil hasn't meant to see Nigel this week
15:26Well, give him time
15:30He's Nigel's best friend, he'll be there
15:35Oh, customers?
15:37Don't waste a time with him, they ain't gonna buy nothing
15:39They doing mate, alright?
15:40Alright, ladies?
15:42Well, you know Nigel, I'll be chewing your ear off about this
15:45How is he?
15:47Yeah, he's good
15:49Thanks
15:49I went to see him earlier, but home
15:53Everyone's visiting him and putting their weight
15:55Well, most people
15:58I'll tell you what, next time we get a classic car in, I'll take you both for a spin
16:01I'll do the driving this time now
16:03Right
16:04I think we could squeeze in a little sparkling water
16:08Or something stronger
16:09Don't you want to make your way home?
16:12Are there enough of me or raises early?
16:14No, no, no, no, Patrick's been playing dominoes with Hoey for days
16:17He won't miss me for hours
16:18Come on
16:19Thank you
16:24Hi
16:26You interested?
16:28Couldn't comment
16:30You're a cat woman, ain't ya?
16:32Nobody keeps me, thank you
16:34It's Peaky Boy, know that
16:37You rode the piggy bank to buy this place or what?
16:41Er, worse
16:43Made a deal with the devil
16:47It's a nice car though
16:48Yeah
16:50What's horsepower on it?
16:51110
16:52It's a bit low by today's standards, but
16:54I mean, it's not bad for a classic car
16:56And also, you won't even notice, will you, when you've got the top down, the sun shining
17:02There ain't nothing I don't know about this car
17:05And if you buy it off me, then we'll get my dad off our backside
17:10Yeah, yeah, yeah
17:11It's a nice motor
17:13Let's see if her bike is as good as her bike, eh?
17:16Got time for me to take for a test drive?
17:18Yeah, definitely
17:19Let me get my stuff
17:20Er, you ain't gonna come
17:21I'm only going round the block
17:23Scout's honour
17:23Come on
17:24It's the first thing you learn, you don't let go of the keys
17:27Alright, well, erm, in that case
17:29Give me 30 minutes, I'll grab my licence and come back
17:33Of course
17:34Oh, it's easy work, Dad
17:41Phil, have you spoken to him yet?
17:43Call me
17:45Dick
17:47I'm getting out
17:48I don't know what you said to Phil, but
17:50He sorted it
17:52No one's coming for you
17:57Phil called in a favour
17:59I just need some money to pay off the boss
18:02How much?
18:03Oh, only a couple grand
18:05Oh, look, if I had anything that weren't tied up in the wedding
18:07I'm not asking, okay?
18:09I'm gonna sort this myself
18:10And after all this
18:12I'm gonna go straight
18:13You know, just start helping running the gym more and now
18:18What about Ravi?
18:20He is the luckiest man alive
18:31Ian's all about global reach
18:33He came up with that
18:34Global
18:35Doesn't he get bored naming things after himself?
18:38I mean, beel this, beel that
18:39You know what I call him?
18:41A beelend
18:42He should be buried
18:47Politically
18:48Not literally, obviously
18:50I just wanna know who he's meeting with and what's his next move
18:54I need a scoop, darling
18:56Yes
18:57Ah
18:59Door's on a latch
19:00But then again, brothels are
19:01Always accept walk-ins, don't they?
19:03Do you know what? This really is too good to be true
19:05I wish I had a journalist with me
19:06I mean, passed it to pensioner
19:08Praise on vulnerable staffer from opposition
19:10Oh, that's a bit of a mouthful of a headline, isn't it?
19:13I think you need an editor
19:14Oh, well, tacky posters
19:17Plying my staff with alcohol
19:19I mean, I'm not ashamed of my past
19:20You spelled counsellor wrong
19:22Oh, who said I wrote it?
19:26Oh, you double-dipper
19:29That's biphobic
19:29And I wasn't even gonna tell her anything about your campaign
19:32Then why am I wasting my best vodka and a salary?
19:35Oh, you're paying him?
19:37Oh, more for all you
19:38I mean, I was just doing it as a favour for Lauren
19:40You're sacked
19:40Yeah, technically, can you be sacked from a voluntary position?
19:43Er, yeah
19:44I'm no-one's meal ticket, darling
19:47You're fired
19:48I can do this on my own
19:49Oh, really?
19:51Good luck
19:54Oscar, darling
19:56Get out
20:02It's smoother than I thought
20:04You call that a smooth drive?
20:06Leave off
20:07We don't drive manual in America
20:11It's a nice motor though, isn't it?
20:14Mm-hmm
20:15That's what the blokes said earlier as well
20:17We did sink in
20:20Look, I could knock off 3%, maybe even 5% at a push
20:23I can't afford this car, Lauren
20:25I'm completely skint
20:28Right
20:30So driving badly round the back ends of Orford is how you get your kicks, is it?
20:34On a mini? Yeah
20:38Look, I'm sorry, okay
20:41I just know what it's like to have family on your back
20:45So, I'm missing dinner for a deep and meaningful
20:50Could buy you a sandwich
20:51I can't afford that, if it's on offer
20:56Go on then
20:58Give you a chance to check the crack on the back bumper
21:01What crack? There ain't no crack
21:03Reckon that'll take off more than that 5% you're offering
21:10Crack!
21:20Oi!
21:21Get off me!
21:22Get off me!
21:24Get off me!
21:48Lauren!
21:51Are you alright?
21:56You okay?
21:57You alright? You okay? You okay?
21:58I'm here, I'm here, it's okay
22:02Ooh!
22:10It's a wine in the afternoon and I'm cream-crackered
22:15Lexi, you alright?
22:16Yeah, yeah, she's gone with Cam to see his brother, his wife
22:19Oh, well
22:21It might, er
22:23Free up a bit of time for you, eh?
22:26What do you mean?
22:27Everything that's been going on, er
22:30Nigel's taken a
22:31Bit of a back seat, hasn't he?
22:35Well, we could go together over the weekend
22:37Listen, you stop going all about me going to see Nigel, yeah?
22:47You know, it's not my favourite place, either
22:53But it's really important that he keeps to a routine, you know, he sees his best mate again
23:03Hey
23:05You can't keep avoiding him
23:11He needs you, Phil
23:14But we will introduce him...
23:16Oh
23:17Oh
23:17Oh
23:21Oh
23:23Oh
23:26Lauren, sit still
23:27Please
23:27It looks worse than it feels
23:29Stop fussing
23:30Oh, Lauren
23:32What happened?
23:33Just some thug lifted the car
23:36Where were you?
23:38Lauren hadn't eaten, so I went to get her a sandwich
23:40Can you call the police?
23:42Yes
23:42Yes, they're on their way
23:43I'm fine, by the way
23:44Thank you for asking
23:45Two days, two days have been in business
23:46All here, the car nicked
23:49Well, at least they can't do much without the paperwork
23:51Yeah, I...
23:52I took them with me
23:54Lauren?
23:55I thought it was a done deal
23:56Can you not just be grateful that she's all right?
23:58Yeah, of course I am
23:58It says it's a 20 grand motor
24:01You know, we're not always in here having nagey-bargy
24:04Sometimes we do it in the pub
24:05You should join us sometime
24:06What's good?
24:09Well, you got what you wanted, Dad
24:11The car's gone by the end of the day
24:12So there you go, you win
24:13It was a nice car, alright?
24:15It's bound to get attention
24:17You just got unlucky, Lauren, that's all
24:19Hopefully I'll, um, have more luck on my next test drive
24:22I'm glad you're okay, Lauren
24:25Thank you
24:26Thanks very much
24:26Yeah, no worries
24:27Thanks for stepping in
24:29Can I get her back in one piece?
24:30It's for the cab
24:32Cheers
24:33See you later
24:34See you later
24:35See you later
24:38Lauren, I just want the insurance out here
24:44Ravi?
24:46Ravi!
24:59Where have you been?
25:00I've been calling you
25:01I went to the gym looking for you
25:03You've been gone forever
25:05I fancied a walk
25:10Where are the kids?
25:12Get out with mates
25:13I thought
25:16I was worried
25:18Yeah, I just wanted to
25:20clear my head for a bit, you know
25:24Priya, I don't want you to worry
25:26Each time I'm on my own
25:28Yeah, I know everyone
25:31Look, are you sure you can wait eight weeks for this referral?
25:35We can try and find the money to go private
25:37No, no, no
25:39Hey, let me try with the meds
25:40Yeah?
25:43Look
25:44It really means a lot
25:45You know?
25:46You trying?
25:50I'll run you a bath, yeah?
25:56I love you
25:57I love you
26:11I love you
26:29What, mate?
26:31I sorted them over, yeah?
26:33What the hell were you playing at?
26:36You weren't supposed to touch her
26:37She got Larry
26:39She's a live wire
26:39When can you shift this motor anyway?
26:42Tomorrow
26:42My man on the other side of me is quick
26:45I'll take my cutting cash when it's there
26:46You better hope she don't remember what you look like
26:48Or you ain't getting a cup
26:51Get out of my face now
27:05Harians
27:05Really think about that big no too
27:05Take three or five
27:05You know?
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