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00:11I am now. Goodness.
00:19Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24Maybe we should consider getting away before things get too messy.
00:28Yeah, because last time we ran away from our problems, it ended really well, didn't it?
00:31Look, I'm just saying that the people Mark's involved with, they wouldn't think twice about setting fire like this, Gaff.
00:36Well, that is exactly why I can't just leave him without trying to get him out of it.
00:40Please, just drop it.
00:43Are you serious about going into work?
00:46DJs and caterers ain't going to pay for themselves, are they?
00:49No.
00:50You stick in the house today. I'm not having your guard in the cafe again.
00:53If anything happens, you phone me straight away, okay?
00:59Morning.
01:00Morning, mate. Thanks, sir.
01:03You all right, Vic?
01:05Phil's rucked me in at the gym.
01:06Pretty boys off sick in case you wanted to take him from sleep.
01:08Will you drop the act?
01:10You told me that you were going to find another way to get out of this.
01:15Gilly Ravi!
01:17What's that with me last night?
01:21Mark, this ain't you.
01:23Well, if it's between protecting my family or some geyser I barely know.
01:27You know, you pick me.
01:29Yeah.
01:30What about Ravi's family?
01:33Until I prove you're sorted, you're in danger.
01:36And I ain't having it.
01:44Ravchot Singalati.
01:45Yeah, um, he needs to be seen today, okay?
01:47It's urgent.
01:49Yeah, he's next to me.
01:50He says it's fine.
01:52Oh, they put me on hold.
01:57It's just me, babe.
02:01Okay.
02:02Um, yeah, yeah.
02:03That's great.
02:04That's great.
02:04Thanks.
02:06What's the point in same-day appointments if the receptionist makes you beg to get one?
02:11Well, we could go another day.
02:13Yeah.
02:13No, no, I've got you an appointment for later.
02:18Look at me.
02:20I know he's quick, but after everything that's happened this week...
02:28I'll go.
02:33Mum?
02:34I need a donkey costume for Red Nose Day.
02:36What do you need a donkey costume for for Red Nose Day?
02:38Look, can you get your shoes on, please?
02:39We'll leave them in five minutes.
02:40I will.
02:40I will sort it.
02:42Oi!
02:42That's mine.
02:43Oh.
02:45Louis!
02:45Can you stop drawing on everything you see?
02:47This is my work stuff, yay?
02:48Why, I got you a notepad in the first place.
02:51Sorry!
02:52What if Picasso's mum said that to him and he ended up never paying the 16th chapel?
02:58Since when were you taking back Anders from Elaine?
03:00I thought you was working for Ian.
03:02Well, bisexual, bipartisan, king that buys me.
03:05One advantage of living in the house that time forgot is finding relics everywhere.
03:09Eh?
03:09I thought I'd have way too many pics of Brian Locke and her Burke and her albums.
03:14Stalker.
03:16Is this depressing vibe because you still ain't shifted that car?
03:19I wouldn't buy anything from you with this aura you've got, Lauren.
03:22Can you just pack it in, please?
03:23Look, you've got a fit fella.
03:25Sick job.
03:26You're living the dream, Lauren.
03:29What has gotten into you today?
03:31Yeah.
03:32Look.
03:41Oh, please, Lauren, stop shouting.
03:44Okay, yeah, I should have told you about Caleb, all right?
03:46But he's not a weirdo or a tea leaf.
03:48He's more of a giver anyway.
03:49Look, he's got his thing of being silent in the morning unless he's saying his goals out loud.
03:53You should try that with the car.
03:55Say or sell it.
03:56You will.
03:56I can shift a car without some mute hippies techniques, thank you.
04:00Do me a favour, Lauren.
04:02Smile.
04:06Double sausage on white and enough sugary pastries to make Willy Wonka jealous.
04:11Yeah, I'm starved.
04:13I charge extra for delivery, by the way.
04:15Um, yeah.
04:18Please don't pay you later.
04:19He owes me for doing double duty.
04:24Julian and Yolanda want to know if we want to get through with them a bit after we've seen Nigel.
04:28Yeah?
04:28I thought you'd be too ill for that.
04:30Bill.
04:31Can I have a word?
04:33Well, could he wait?
04:36It's a telemine outside, yeah?
04:37I'll be in with you in a minute, yeah?
04:41Let me guess.
04:41It's about Mark.
04:43This gang have said that if he don't find the rat, kill them today, they're going to come after me
04:47next.
04:48Listen, he doesn't know what he's got himself into, but if he actually doesn't...
04:53I don't want to beg you for help again, but he needs to get out of this mess.
04:58Please.
05:00So, I've got Lexi to think about it, yeah?
05:02What happens if I get involved, yeah?
05:03If I get involved, it all goes wrong.
05:05Well, what happens to Mark if you don't?
05:07No.
05:10Right, I'll finish you with Lex.
05:12And then I'll talk to Mark.
05:14If you don't listen, I'll try again.
05:30Sorry about the wait, Mr. Galati.
05:39Who can I help today?
05:43It's just Ravi.
05:45My name.
05:47Ravi.
05:53Tell her.
06:01I bet I've been stressed for a few weeks.
06:10Ain't no big deal.
06:13He's been hurting himself.
06:14I need to hear this from Ravi.
06:18Is that how you got the facial bruising, too?
06:29Look, he ain't been right for months.
06:31Okay, shutting himself away.
06:34Getting into fights.
06:37We ain't having sex.
06:39Brilliant.
06:39Look, she needs to know, okay?
06:41You're not okay.
06:42None of this is okay.
06:45I'd like to ask you a few questions about what your partner said.
06:50Is that all right?
06:56Have you seen these?
06:58My dad won't stop banging on them.
07:00Fair play, a link could have put a lot worse on them.
07:02It's your idea, is it?
07:04Is this really what you want?
07:06Ten points for the pun?
07:07Well, you're lucky my dad ain't around this morning,
07:09because you reckon you'll be done for libel.
07:10Only if it isn't true.
07:11All's fair in love and war and local politics.
07:15Ronnie?
07:16I'll wait.
07:19I didn't ask for a smear campaign.
07:21I just wanted in-tone fresh ideas.
07:24So you bring your best to our meeting this afternoon, yeah?
07:27Absolutely.
07:27I've been thinking about it all night, Elaine.
07:29Thinking, thinking, thinking.
07:31My brain ready to go.
07:33Good.
07:34I'm expecting great things.
07:36Yeah.
07:36Yeah.
07:38Oi.
07:40Nice touch with the posters.
07:43All right, then.
07:44It all seems for fresh fruit and veg.
07:46Barnabal, come on, get all your berries, your bananas,
07:48and your broccoli from the freshest store out here.
07:51Come on, you beautiful people.
07:52Find the lobeals, best bananas.
07:54Any mental illness in your family history?
07:58I don't know.
08:03And do you know which feelings drive you to self-harm?
08:11Ravi, do you have thoughts of ending your life?
08:24Okay.
08:26Thank you for sharing.
08:28I'm going to refer you to the mental health team.
08:31At the minute, the waiting list is around eight weeks.
08:34Eight weeks?
08:37But there are other things you can do when you feel overwhelmed.
08:42Meditation, exercise.
08:43Are you joking?
08:44Look at the state of him.
08:46If you need it, the Walford crisis team can help in the MEDSA.
08:50I can give you some pamphlets.
08:51Oh, eight weeks wait for those and all.
08:53Look, I'm not joking.
08:54I bend over backwards to get you an appointment
08:56and she's just doing labour breaths and cardio.
08:58It can help for some.
09:01I think you'd benefit from something for the anxiety
09:04and the lack of sleep you mentioned.
09:07I'll have that prescription sent over to the pharmacy on Turpin Road.
09:12Um, could you actually send it to the one on the high street, please?
09:16I have got a few things I need to pick up.
09:24You seem like you have a strong support system around you.
09:45Your sister's been on my case.
09:49You haven't spoken to anyone yet?
09:52About Ravi.
09:54Not you at all, Phil.
09:56Ravi chose to be a grass.
09:57He deserves everything he does.
10:00What do you think, miss?
10:01It won't be the only thing that you think about one day.
10:04Hey, when you're alone, blaming your old man,
10:06blaming anyone for the mess you made with everything.
10:11Tougher blokes and you and tougher bokes.
10:13And Ravi have been broken by this life.
10:14And this...
10:16This ain't you.
10:19You put the bullet in Ravi now.
10:22It's only a marathon before someone does that thing.
10:24Or you do it to yourself.
10:28Now, you want my help getting out of this.
10:31You say something now.
10:33Because I won't be offering again.
10:41I'll make some calls.
10:49Savvy, innit?
10:50Runs like a dream.
10:53No luck, Lauren.
10:55Yeah, there's a couple.
10:56They're going to come back later.
10:57They're just going to think on it for a bit.
10:58That was charming.
10:59It's the oldest one in the book that is.
11:01Obviously, I ain't interested.
11:04Maybe it's your face that scared them off.
11:06What's that supposed to mean?
11:07Well, it wouldn't kill you, would it?
11:08Crack a smile.
11:10Look like Eeyore.
11:11And you're the face of eternal happiness, are you?
11:14Listen, Lauren, right?
11:14I've had plenty of satisfied customers
11:16coming out of that office over the years.
11:19Just shift it, yeah?
11:20Today.
11:20It's costing me money.
11:21Rust in there.
11:23Yep, it'll be gone.
11:25That doctor weren't bad in the end.
11:27After all that come-by-master.
11:30I'm sorry for waiting in earlier.
11:33Um, I'm going to lie down.
11:36Okay?
11:37Okay.
11:38Yeah.
11:45Hey, how you been?
11:47Doctors.
11:49Well, is he all right?
11:50He just wants everything to get back to normal.
11:52Yeah.
11:59No, come here.
12:01All right, I'll see you in a bit, yeah?
12:03Yeah.
12:07Are you okay, Mom?
12:10Yeah.
12:11Yeah, I'm okay.
12:13Okay.
12:25Hey, Dad.
12:33Dad?
12:37Dad?
12:46Um.
12:51I'll, um...
12:53I'll see you later, yeah?
13:15Well, you got yourself in all right, miss, didn't you?
13:19What would you speak to?
13:21Is it sorted?
13:29It's sorted.
13:29Phil, is it sorted?
13:35You know, it's different from the old man as you like to think you are, you know?
13:38Getting yourself in trouble and putting other people in the firing line.
13:42I spoke with you, Gatha, and it's sorted.
13:45It's over.
13:47I mean, you've been around as long as I have, you get to know where the bodies are buried
13:50and we can call in a few favours.
13:53Cheers, Phil.
13:55You can start taking this place seriously and I'll manage it until Shara gets back.
13:59Yeah, I need it.
14:01Well, I'll cover for you this afternoon.
14:02You need to concentrate on raising some cash.
14:05You're going to need it.
14:06A few words from me, Andy, go so far.
14:09He wants 100 grand.
14:18Yeah, she's a beauty.
14:23You okay?
14:24Yeah.
14:26Uh, Phil hasn't meant to see Nigel this week.
14:31Oh.
14:32Give him time.
14:34He's Nigel's best friend.
14:35He'll be there.
14:39Oh, customers?
14:40Don't worry, he's fine with them.
14:41They ain't going to buy nothing.
14:43They do me all right.
14:44All right, ladies?
14:45Well, you know, Nigel will be chewing your ear off about this.
14:48Oh.
14:49How is he?
14:50Uh, yeah.
14:51It's good.
14:52Thanks.
14:52I went to see him earlier at the home.
14:56Everyone's visiting him and putting their weight.
14:58Well, most people.
15:00I'll tell you what, next time we get a classic car in,
15:02I'll take you both for a spin.
15:03I'll do the driving this time now.
15:05All right.
15:06I think we could squeeze in a little sparkling water.
15:10Or something stronger.
15:12Don't you want to make your way home?
15:13Are there enough of me or raises early?
15:16No, no, no, no, no.
15:17Patrick's been playing dominoes with Ollie for days.
15:19He won't miss me for hours.
15:20Come on.
15:25All right.
15:27You interested?
15:29Couldn't comment.
15:31You're a kept woman, ain't you?
15:33Nobody keeps me, thank you.
15:35It's Pete, you boy, you know that.
15:38You raid the piggy bank to buy this place or what?
15:40Uh, worse.
15:43Made a deal with the devil.
15:47It's a nice car, though.
15:48Yeah.
15:50What's horsepower on it?
15:51110.
15:52It's a bit low by today's standards, but it's not bad for a classic car.
15:56And also, you won't even notice, will you, when you've got the top down, the sun shining.
16:01There ain't nothing I don't know about this car.
16:04And if you buy it off me, then we'll get my dad off our backside.
16:10It's a nice motor.
16:12Let's see if her bike is as good as her bark, hey?
16:14Got time for me to take for a test drive?
16:16Yeah, definitely.
16:18Let me get my stuff.
16:18You ain't gonna come.
16:20I'm only going around the block.
16:21Check out a sauna.
16:22Come on.
16:23It's the first thing you learned.
16:24You don't let go of the keys.
16:26All right.
16:26Well, in that case, give me 30 minutes, so I grab my license and come back.
16:31Of course.
16:33Oh, it's easy work, Dad.
16:37What do you have for?
16:38Phil, have you spoken to him yet?
16:40Call me.
16:42Vic.
16:44I'm getting out.
16:45I don't know what you said to Phil, but he sorted it.
16:49No one's coming for you.
16:54Phil called in a favor.
16:56I just need some money to pay off the boss.
16:59How much?
17:00Oh, only a couple grand.
17:01Oh, look, if I had anything that weren't tied up in the wedding, I'll...
17:04I'm not asking, okay?
17:05I'm gonna sort this myself.
17:06And after all this, I'm gonna go straight.
17:09You know, just start helping running the gym more and now.
17:14What about Ravi?
17:16He's the luckiest man alive.
17:26Ian's all about global reach.
17:28He came up with that.
17:29Global.
17:30Doesn't he get bored naming things after himself?
17:33I mean, beel this, beel that.
17:34You know what I call him?
17:36A beelend.
17:37Ha ha ha!
17:39He should be buried.
17:42Politically.
17:43Not literally, obviously.
17:44I just want to know who he's meeting with and what's his next move.
17:48I need a scoop, darling.
17:50Yes.
17:51Ah.
17:53Doors on a latch, but then again brothels are always except walk-ins, don't they?
17:57Do you know what?
17:57It really is too good to be true.
17:59I wish I had a journalist with me.
18:00I mean, past it to pensioner preys on vulnerable staffer from opposition.
18:04Oh, that's a bit of a mouthful of a headline, isn't it?
18:06I think you need an editor.
18:07Oh, well, tacky posters, playing my staff with alcohol.
18:12I mean, I'm not ashamed of my past, and you spelt counsellor wrong.
18:15Oh.
18:16Who said I wrote it?
18:19Oh, you double-dipper.
18:21That's biophobic.
18:22And I wasn't even going to tell her anything about your campaign.
18:24Then why am I wasting my best vodka and a salary?
18:27Oh, you're paying him?
18:29Oh, more for you.
18:30I mean, I was just doing it as a favour for Lauren.
18:32You're sacked.
18:32Yeah.
18:33Technically, can you be sacked from a voluntary position?
18:35Er, yeah.
18:36I'm no-one's meal ticket, darling.
18:39You're fired.
18:40I can do this on my own.
18:41Oh, really?
18:42Good luck.
18:45Oscar, darling.
18:47Get out.
18:53Smoother than I thought.
18:55You call that a smooth drive?
18:57Leave off.
18:58We don't drive manual in America.
19:01It's a nice motor, though, isn't it?
19:04Mm-hmm.
19:05That's what the bloke said earlier as well.
19:07We did sink in.
19:10Look, I could knock off 3%, maybe even 5% at a push.
19:13I can't afford this car, Lauren.
19:15I'm completely skint.
19:17Right.
19:19So, driving badly round the back ends of Orford is how you get your kicks, is it?
19:23On a mini?
19:24Yeah.
19:27Look, I'm sorry, okay?
19:30I just know what it's like to have family on your back.
19:34So, I'm missing dinner for a deep and meaningful.
19:39Could buy you a sandwich.
19:40I can't afford that, if it's on offer.
19:44Go on, then.
19:46Give you a chance to check the crack on the back bumper.
19:49What crack?
19:50There ain't no crack.
19:51Reckon that'll take off more than that 5% you're offering.
19:57Oh, crap.
20:07Oh, God!
20:08Help me!
20:09Jesus!
20:10Help me!
20:11I'm out of here!
20:34Doran!
20:37Are you alright?
20:42You're alright? You're okay? You're okay?
20:43I'm here. I'm here. It's okay.
20:55There's a wine in the afternoon, Adam.
20:57Cream-crackered.
20:59Alexia, you alright?
21:01Yeah, yeah, she's gone with camp to see his brother, his wife.
21:04Oh, well, it might, er...
21:07free up a bit of time for you, eh?
21:10What do you mean?
21:11Everything that's been going on, er...
21:13Nigel's taken a...
21:15a bit of a back seat, hasn't he?
21:18Well, we could go together over the weekend.
21:20Listen, you stop going all about me going to see Nigel, yeah?
21:30You know, it's not my favourite place, either.
21:36But it's really important that he keeps to a routine, you know?
21:41Oh, he...
21:42sees his best mate again.
21:45Hey.
21:47You can't...
21:48keep avoiding him.
21:53He needs you, Phil.
21:54They do move their way, Norfolk.
21:56We will introduce them...
21:58Oh!
22:04Lauren, sit still.
22:08It looks worse than it feels.
22:10Stop fussing.
22:13What happened?
22:14Just some thug lifted the car.
22:17Where were you?
22:18Lauren hadn't eaten, so I went to get her a sandwich.
22:21You called the police?
22:22Yes.
22:23Yes, they're on their way.
22:24I'm fine, by the way.
22:25Thank you for asking.
22:25Two days of business.
22:27Already had the car nicked.
22:29Well, at least they can't do much without the paperwork.
22:31Yeah, I...
22:32I took them with me.
22:34Lauren!
22:34I thought it was a done deal!
22:36And you might just be grateful that she's all right?
22:37Yeah, of course I am.
22:38It says it's a 20 grand motor.
22:40You know, we're not always in here having nudgey-bargy.
22:43Sometimes we do it in the pub.
22:44You should join us sometime.
22:46What's good?
22:47Well, you got what you wanted, Dad.
22:50The car's gone by the end of the day, so there you go.
22:52You win.
22:52It was a nice car, alright?
22:53It's bound to get attention.
22:56You just got unlucky, Lauren.
22:57That's all.
22:58Hopefully I'll, um, have more luck on my next test drive.
23:01I'm glad you're okay, Lauren.
23:04Thanks so much.
23:05Yeah, no worries.
23:05Thanks for stepping in.
23:07Getting her back in one piece.
23:09It's for the cab.
23:10Cheers.
23:11See you later.
23:12See you later.
23:16Lauren, I've just worn the insurance out of you.
23:21Ravi?
23:24Ravi!
23:30Where have you been?
23:37I've been calling you.
23:38I went to the gym looking for you.
23:40You've been gone forever.
23:41I fancied a walk.
23:46Where are the kids?
23:48Look out with mates.
23:50I thought...
23:52I was worried.
23:54Yeah, I just wanted to...
23:56clear my head for a bit, you know?
24:00Priya, I don't want you to worry.
24:02He's Tom. I'm on my own.
24:04Yeah, I know, everyone.
24:06Look, are you sure you can wait eight weeks for this referral?
24:09We could try and find the money to go private.
24:12No.
24:12No, no, no.
24:13Hey, let me try with the meds.
24:15Yeah.
24:17Look.
24:19It really means a lot.
24:20You know?
24:21You're trying.
24:24I'll run you a bath, yeah?
24:30I love you.
24:32I love you.
24:32I love you.
25:02Right, mate.
25:04I sorted them over, yeah?
25:06What the hell were you playing at?
25:08You weren't supposed to touch her.
25:09She got Larry.
25:10She's a live wire.
25:12When can you shift this motor anyway?
25:13Tomorrow.
25:14My man on the other side moves quick.
25:17I'll take my cutting cash when it's there.
25:18You better hope she don't remember what you look like
25:20or you ain't getting a cup.
25:22Get out of my face now.
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