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00:25Allow your body to center itself.
00:30And with each breath, I want you to be aware of your arms, your legs, your torso, your being.
00:42Observe how you feel without becoming overwhelmed.
00:47Now, reach inside your body to access those feelings of safety and comfort.
00:55Like you're being wrapped in a soft, warm blanket.
01:03But if your mind's still restless, if you're swept up in your thinking and finding it difficult
01:14to let go, to allow the stress to float away, just start to become more aware of your breathing
01:27again.
01:28Feel that rising and falling sensation.
01:34Now, we're going to focus on your thoughts and feelings.
01:39And as dark thoughts rise to the surface, I want you to think of five things that make
01:45you happy.
01:47Maybe it's your first cup of coffee each morning.
01:51Or maybe it's the memory of a loved one.
01:57Morning.
01:58Morning.
02:00Right, I'll see you later then, yeah?
02:02Yeah.
02:03See ya.
02:05You okay?
02:09Uh, we should probably get going, mate.
02:12Come on.
02:18Todd?
02:20I'm sorry I ended like that.
02:22Let's see if it is the end.
02:24Really?
02:26In the meantime, we've still got each other, haven't we?
02:29The odd couple.
02:32The odd couple.
02:33The odd couple.
02:37Well, at least have something to eat before you go.
02:39I have some at Dad's.
02:41You should have called last night.
02:42I would have brought the books round.
02:43It's fine.
02:45Morning.
02:45Oh, morning.
02:47Honestly, it wouldn't have been a problem, you know.
02:48I said it's fine.
02:49All right.
02:50Sorry I spoke.
02:52I have to go.
02:53Yeah, I've got to go too.
02:55Have a good day, yeah?
03:03Do you know what, Sammy?
03:06At this rate, you're going to end up alienating pretty much everyone around you.
03:10And then where are you going to be, eh?
03:18In my day, you went to pubs or clubs to meet fellas.
03:22Have a proper conversation.
03:24Sort the wheat from the chaff.
03:26Today, it's like online shopping.
03:28You see a guy with a cute face and you put him in your shopping basket.
03:34It's not like you to not have an opinion.
03:37I didn't think it was a conversation.
03:40Oh, thank goodness.
03:42What?
03:43I'm late?
03:44No, no, no, you're fine.
03:45How was your evening?
03:47This one's old school.
03:49Fine-looking girl like you, Lauren.
03:52I bet the boys were like bees to the honeypot.
03:54What do you reckon, Ollie?
03:57Er...
03:58I don't know about that.
03:59Look, I'm just going to go in.
04:01Get ready.
04:05I don't know why I didn't see it last night.
04:09You got Lauren to ruin my date with Amy, didn't you?
04:11Don't be ridiculous.
04:12Why would I do a thing like that?
04:14Well, see, that's what I can't understand.
04:16When you thought me and her were hooking up, you got busy knocking that on the head.
04:20Well, maybe Lauren was consumed by jealousy about you and the Barlow girl.
04:24Who, if you want my opinion...
04:26You know what, Nan?
04:27I really don't.
04:28Is a chip off the old block.
04:30And do you really want to end up with Tracy Mark too?
04:33I think not.
04:34That is the point.
04:35I don't care what you think.
04:37I will date who I want to date.
04:40Not that Amy's even answering my text since she's so hacked off about Lauren, so thanks for that.
04:45I'm telling you, you had a lucky escape.
04:48Unbelievable.
04:49Well, how did I know you wanted to stick it in an omelette?
04:54When was the last time you made a ham omelette?
04:58All right, not at Roy's.
05:03Look, I've got a perm in ten minutes and I've got to eat this.
05:06So, I'm sorry, but...
05:09Just give our little girl a kiss from Daddy.
05:12All right?
05:14Yeah.
05:15Well, I'm sorry...
05:20Look, I will get some more ham.
05:23All right, I love you. Bye-bye.
05:25Yes, mate?
05:26Is this yours?
05:27First of all, ew.
05:29Second of all, we do have indoor lavs, you know.
05:31Your dogs.
05:32What makes you think that?
05:33How long have you been carrying that around with you?
05:35Don't come the innocent two days in a row.
05:37Well, I've just said it wasn't me.
05:39If you've been upsetting someone maybe in your line of work or something,
05:42it could be that coming in.
05:43You think you're being clever.
05:45But I know it was your dogs.
05:47Oh, you know, do you?
05:49Well, for a start, our dog is at the vet's,
05:53having a procedure.
05:54Hmm.
05:55So I think you're barking up the wrong tree there, pal.
05:58He's fine, by the way.
05:59Thanks for asking.
06:00Very cute.
06:01But remember, I deal with liars on a daily basis, OK?
06:04You might want to find a bin for that, mate,
06:06or else people are going to start thinking you're weird.
06:13All right.
06:14What have you been playing at?
06:17Yeah, 170 a litre at the airport.
06:21135 a litre opposite Freshcoes.
06:23And you get a free coffee with every fill-up.
06:26Do you even know what a litre is?
06:28No, mind you.
06:30It's those, minus the heads.
06:32Same again?
06:32Yeah, go on then.
06:33Nah, I'm all right.
06:35What do you mean you're all right?
06:36You're not working.
06:36Get him a pint.
06:38So, how's the funeral coming on?
06:40Terrible.
06:41What do I know about writing a eulogy?
06:43Well, if you want me to come along for a bit of moral support,
06:46I will do, buddy.
06:46You know that.
06:48I think I'll be all right.
06:50You know, some of the best parties I've ever been to
06:53have been family funerals.
06:56Well, you can come if you like.
06:58I literally just offered.
07:00At least I knew you, Dad.
07:03Nearly.
07:03Do you really want me to come?
07:05I mean, I'll be there.
07:07Any help you need?
07:08More than Mary, thank you.
07:13So, has he moved his stuff out yet?
07:15Not yet.
07:16Oh?
07:16He could be there when you go home.
07:18I doubt it.
07:19Well, you want to make sure you get your key back off him.
07:21You don't want him popping in whenever he fancies it.
07:23That happened to me once.
07:24I woke up in the middle of the night to find my ex in the kitchen
07:26eating a kebab.
07:29Who are you hanging on for?
07:31The bank.
07:31Oh, no, no, no.
07:33You'll be on the phone to them all day.
07:35Half an hour I was on the line waiting for an actual human being
07:37at the mobile phone company.
07:39And that's their actual business.
07:41Yeah, but you do online, don't you?
07:42Yeah, I'm ordering a new card.
07:44Oh.
07:45No, you haven't had yours nicked, have you?
07:47Oh.
07:47No, I just, um, need a replacement card.
07:49Oh, dear, I had mine nicked once.
07:51I tell you what, that was one unlucky robber.
07:54All he got was my overdraft.
07:57Hey, I tell you what, come on, let's go round the pub.
07:59Oh, yeah.
07:59My treat.
08:00Yes.
08:03Oh, yeah, hello.
08:04It's, uh, Grimshaw.
08:06G-R-I-M-S-H-A-W.
08:09Why would she?
08:10Well, obviously because I pulled her up
08:11and her letting their mutt do its business on the street.
08:14And Dave is definitely covering up for her.
08:16Seems a bit childish, even for him.
08:19Do you think?
08:20Ooh.
08:22It could be kids, I suppose.
08:24To be fair, that is the kind of prank
08:26that they pull on teachers all the time.
08:28In fact, you're lucky it was in a bag.
08:30Oh, wow.
08:30I'm blessed.
08:32I'll tell you something.
08:33I'm not going to let them get away with it.
08:35What do you reckon?
08:37Oh, um, I don't know.
08:40Maybe Daniel's right, could be kids.
08:44Listen, I've got to get back.
08:45I've got a bit of work to do.
08:46Sure.
08:47See you later.
08:48Bye-bye.
08:48See you.
08:51Hey, listen.
08:52Whatever you do do, please do not tell Dad,
08:55because he'll only try and rope us into some neighbourhood watch scheme,
08:58you know, care for the community and all that.
09:00Well, he's getting my vote.
09:02He should have seen his face when Will mistook his car for mine
09:05and drew that, um...
09:07Well, that rather large appendage on the side of it.
09:10What time is it?
09:11Gotta go.
09:13Oh!
09:14Seems to me, though,
09:15that you're only going to get any satisfaction out of this
09:17if you catch them in the act.
09:19You can see the headlines now, actually.
09:22Top lawyer unmasks phantom poo-pooch of Weatherfield.
09:26Think of the free publicity.
09:27Get in.
09:28See you later.
09:29Cheerio.
09:32Sometimes things just happen for a reason, don't they?
09:34Hey, up there's Sarah and James, are you?
09:36Hey.
09:37Right, darling, I'm so sorry.
09:38Yeah, sorry, mate.
09:41I just thought you might needed a bit of moral support, mate.
09:44Look, do you know what?
09:45You're young and you'll find somebody else.
09:47To be honest, when me and Danny broke up,
09:49I thought I'd never get over it.
09:51But, you know, time and all that.
09:53So, did something happen?
09:54Not really.
09:55It's funny, I don't think anyone's loved me like that before.
09:58It was amazing in some ways, but, um...
10:01there was some stuff we couldn't get past.
10:03Oh, so sad.
10:05What can I get you?
10:06Whiskey.
10:08Double.
10:09Large whiskey, white wine, and a pint, please, love.
10:12I'll get the pint.
10:16I'm going home.
10:18What?
10:19Enemy at ten o'clock.
10:20You've us much right to be in here.
10:22Would you rather go somewhere else?
10:24Guess you'll have to get used to bumping into each other, won't you?
10:27Double whiskey.
10:28Do you want the house white or the posh stuff?
10:31I've got to go.
10:36Todd?
10:37Todd!
10:39Look, um, can we have a chat?
10:43In private.
11:02How are you doing?
11:03Oh, you know.
11:06Yeah.
11:09Yeah, I do know.
11:12Listen, Todd, I just wanted to say that...
11:15even though we're not together, I...
11:18I really hope we can still be friends.
11:22Right?
11:25Engaged.
11:27You know?
11:27And as close as we were, and...
11:30as much as we meant to each other.
11:32We can't...
11:34carry on as if we're strangers.
11:37Can we?
11:38Or avoid being in the same room.
11:44You know...
11:45Funny thing is, like...
11:47even though we loved each other so much...
11:52and we were so in love...
11:56I sort of feel like you never really knew the real me.
11:59And that's my fault.
12:01It's mine, it's not yours.
12:04But I...
12:05I don't know.
12:08I guess it's something for me to work on.
12:13I just...
12:14I want you to know that you'll always...
12:17have a special place in my heart, Todd.
12:20Always.
12:24Even though I know we're...
12:26I know we're better as a part.
12:34You okay?
12:39You okay?
12:39I should have done.
12:40Probably, uh...
12:44Bye.
12:46Bye.
12:54Hi.
12:56You okay?
12:58I don't know.
13:00I am really sorry it didn't work out.
13:03Ah, you know me.
13:05Rubbish relationships.
13:08So, what did he say?
13:10To be honest, I was expecting him to kick off, but...
13:14I think he just wants us to be friends.
13:17That's... that's good though, right?
13:20Yeah.
13:22Yeah, it's really good.
13:36Oh, Daniel.
13:38No Bertie again.
13:40I'm just on my way to pick him up from my dad's actually.
13:43A pair of them are working their way through Eric the Viking together.
13:45I'm not sure who's enjoying it more.
13:48Listen, I know it's out of hours, but I just wondered if I could have a word with you about
13:51Sam.
13:52What's up?
13:53I don't know.
13:55He's just that snappy and just not engaging, I suppose.
13:59You do realise you've just pretty much described every single student in Year 10.
14:03And 11.
14:04And 12.
14:05Yeah, believe me, I know.
14:06I lived with Simon the Teenage Nightmare.
14:09But this is different with Sam, he's just...
14:11It's like he's preoccupied, like he's worrying about something.
14:15Any ideas?
14:16None.
14:17Do you want me to have a word?
14:18Well, don't say I said out, but yeah, please, if you don't mind.
14:21No problem.
14:22Oh, thanks Daniel, I owe you one.
14:24So listen, if you and Megan fancy a romantic night, I'll be up for babysitting.
14:27I might, just take you up on that.
14:29Oh yeah, listen, sorry if I killed the mood of the phone call last night.
14:33There was Megan being all giggly and then I walk in.
14:36Wasn't me.
14:38Must be one of her other boyfriends.
14:40Oh, they're Megan and Giggly.
14:42Not two words I've put together.
14:44Nah, maybe not.
14:45It's probably the telly, eh?
14:46See ya.
14:47Yeah, see ya.
14:55Goodnight.
14:57Yeah, great.
15:00Where'd you go?
15:02Nah, just a town.
15:05You know, Betsy's a proper laugh.
15:08We went to this bar that was playing bangers all night and there was a group of lads that...
15:11Ah, you're not trying to make me jealous, are ya?
15:15No. Why?
15:16I dunno.
15:18Seeing as you were the one that turned me down.
15:23Sit down.
15:31Look.
15:33I know how I can come across sometimes, is it?
15:37You know, since...
15:40Since what happened with Joel.
15:44I've only ever been with one person.
15:48That didn't last very long.
15:50I guess getting into a relationship, it's a big deal for me.
15:56And I'm scared.
15:59I'm scared of getting hurt again.
16:03That's why I turned you down.
16:06Looking back now, that was a huge mistake.
16:11Really?
16:17So what is it you want?
16:20What do you mean?
16:25I know what I want.
16:36Your nana's dead.
16:39Okay.
16:40Good to know.
16:41I've been trying to get hold of ya.
16:43What, and then you got distracted?
16:44Amy, listen...
16:45This has got nothing to do with you.
16:46I left like a ton of messages for ya.
16:48But I figured you were ghosting me.
16:49Because that's something I would do.
16:51I lost my charger, you idiot.
16:53Oh.
16:54You know what?
16:55It's nothing I can't stand more than a guy who can't make up his mind.
16:58I can have had a lucky escape.
17:01You found him, then?
17:08Right, make sure you don't leave any pawplins.
17:11Do you reckon they're individuals?
17:13You know, like, fingerprints?
17:14I don't know, but...
17:16I am sharpening this, and I'll be all over it.
17:19It's just some old American.
17:21Lawyer off at Telly.
17:22Right, go on.
17:23Stick it on the bonnet.
17:24You think you're being clever, don't you?
17:27Come on.
17:28Go.
17:29Go.
17:30Run.
17:31Run.
17:36Gotcha.
17:56I honestly don't know why I bother.
17:58I can't believe I've not even learnt my lesson by now.
18:01Boys cannot be trusted.
18:03Full stop.
18:04If you ever hear me say that I'm going on a date again, just lock me in my room and
18:08throw away the key.
18:09I mean, what an idiot.
18:11Me, not him.
18:12Though obviously he is.
18:14Come on.
18:15No.
18:16I've not got any fortune cookie wisdom to lay on me.
18:22Sorry.
18:24No, it's...
18:25No.
18:27You know, he wasn't bad looking when he was younger.
18:32He was a royal engineer and...
18:36Well, all three of us used to play soldiers in the front room running round with these wooden rifles, you
18:44know, and fighting some invisible enemy or whatever.
18:49My mum would come in fuming because of all the noise and us ruining the settees and what have you.
18:59Funny what you remember, really.
19:02I mean, he was your dad.
19:04It's okay to be upset.
19:06I mean, I'd be sad if you died.
19:12I know these counselling skills are yours.
19:16Tomorrow's gonna be hard.
19:18It's okay.
19:19It's meant to be hard.
19:21We'll get through it.
19:22Together.
19:24Okay?
19:34The thing about breakups, Todd, is sometimes they can be a blessing in disguise.
19:39I mean, look at me and your mum, right?
19:41You know, I was genuinely heartbroken, but the bit of distance between us, it turned out to be the best
19:47thing for both of us.
19:48Do you know what? Weirdly, picturing my mum instead of Theo is not exactly helping.
19:53No, but George is right.
19:55Hey, no, that's a phrase I don't hear often.
19:57Would you not remember when I dumped you? You were devastated.
20:00You two.
20:01Oh, yeah, I've been dumped by men and women.
20:03No, what I'm trying to say is, though, obviously at the time that you think it's the end of the
20:08world, but it isn't, okay? And we're still friends.
20:09And you're pretty fit, so, you know, bring it on.
20:13Oh, yeah?
20:14Yeah.
20:15But being fancy, free and single, it's not all it's crapped up to be, is it?
20:19I was just saying, you know, true love is hard to find, isn't it, sometimes?
20:22It's like, without him, I don't know who I am anymore.
20:26Listen, mate, how about we head back to yours, eh?
20:29I don't know about you, but I can murder a coffee.
20:31I think that sounds like a good idea. Look, I'll give you a call, see you tomorrow, okay? And it's
20:35gonna be okay, I promise.
20:37Theo?
20:38Who's Theo?
20:40Theo Shmeo.
20:41Not exactly.
20:44Great, come on then, walk me home.
20:48Aw, poor Todd.
20:50I know. He's putting a brave face on it, isn't he?
21:00I just feel like, when I get back to the flat, everything's gonna remind me of him.
21:05You'll get easy, I promise. You know what I say? Time's a great healer and all that.
21:10I mean, you say that, but you were talking about Danny just now, weren't you?
21:14Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy, mate. You all right?
21:17Just get in my keys.
21:18Okay.
21:19Just get in, man.
21:21I remember which one it is.
21:22I remember which one it is.
21:25Go on, pal.
21:26I've learnt with him.
21:27Get over me.
21:28I don't.
21:29Well, right under pressure.
21:31Here we go.
21:32I can't, I promise.
21:33Oh, God.
21:34Oh, God.
22:12Oh, God's not wearing,ing this is, guys do.
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