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"Dirty Deeds" is a Season 12 episode of
The Jerry Springer Show (Episode 152) featuring high-conflict confrontations, including Mable having an affair with her friend Cookie's man, Levy, and a prostitute confronting her pimping boyfriend. True to the show's chaotic style, it involves chaotic betrayals and secret affairs.
The Jerry Springer Show (Episode 152) featuring high-conflict confrontations, including Mable having an affair with her friend Cookie's man, Levy, and a prostitute confronting her pimping boyfriend. True to the show's chaotic style, it involves chaotic betrayals and secret affairs.
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00:29history of television. Now in its club season, here's our host, Jerry Springer.
01:19Hey, welcome to the show. My guests today say their sex secrets are a thing of the past
01:22and they're here to confess the truth and fight for their lovers. My first guest says
01:26she has no shame in stealing her friend's man. Please welcome Mabel to the show.
01:55Hi, Jerry. Hey, Mabel. How you doing? I'm good. How are you?
01:59Uh, let me, uh, let me go out on a limb here. Uh, you're a guy. Yes, I am. Yes.
02:12And, uh, and so what's going on? Jerry, I'm here. I'm, like I said, I'm a transsexual.
02:21Yes. My girlfriend, Cookie, I've been sleeping with her husband for the past year and I'm
02:27here to let her know that he's coming home with me tonight. I brought her all the way
02:32to Chicago to let that bitch know he's coming home with me tonight.
02:46Well, Mabel, first of all, this girl is a friend of yours, right? Jerry, it's not about the
02:52friendship. It's about me and her so-called man being in love and he's coming home with
02:58me. How long? When did he start sleeping with you? About a year ago. Okay. Now, how long has
03:03he been going with, uh, with his girlfriend? They've been together for 11, 13 years, something
03:07like that. So it's a long-term relationship and suddenly how does he wind up? She do not
03:10treat him right, Jerry. She don't treat him right. She don't cook for him. She takes his
03:15money. She tells him that she's going out with girlfriends. My apartment is in the front
03:20of the building. I see everything. I'm River Mother. Okay? I see everything. And I see her
03:27hopping in and out of cars with guys. Not girls, guys. She's a prostitute. I don't care
03:34what anyone say. This is turning into the perfect show. Uh, okay. So you, uh, and you really
03:43love this guy? I love him with all my heart, Jerry. I love him. He's so, he's so sweet. He's
03:50so understanding. Are you the first guy he's ever been with? Yes, I am. So she, I turned
03:55him out. Who wouldn't want me? Look at me. Every man in this audience, every man in this audience
04:03wants me. You want me. Red seat, Red seat, Red seat, Red seat. Come on. You know, you want
04:12it. You want it. I'll forgive me. I'll forgive me. I'll forgive me. Come on. Come on. I'll
04:24You know you want me, baby.
04:26You know you want me.
04:32Todd!
04:34Come on, Todd!
04:35Come on!
04:37Come on!
04:44All right.
04:49All right, I'll tell you a lot.
04:51So do you think, do you think she has any idea that her boyfriend is gay?
04:56None.
04:57None?
04:58Well, she's been watching backstage, so I suspect she does now.
05:01There's Cookie!
05:04You think, I don't know, my man's a...
05:06My man's not a...
05:09Let me tell you something, I got 100% real man!
05:12Real man, what makes you think he wants that over this?
05:15Look at you! Look at you! Look at you!
05:16Look at me!
05:16Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!
05:17Look at me! Look at me!
05:18Look at me!
05:19I look bad!
05:21Let me tell you something, I got 100% real man!
05:25I have a 60-year-old daughter, I took care of you!
05:27I cooked with you!
05:28I gave you a room with your head!
05:30My head!
05:30Your head!
05:31Your head!
05:31Your head!
05:32Your wrong!
05:32You're wrong!
05:33You're wrong!
05:33You're wrong!
05:34You're wrong!
05:45You're wrong!
05:46My head!
05:46No!
05:47He's coming home with me!
05:48Believe it or not, he's coming home with me!
05:50He's not coming home with you!
05:51He's coming home with me!
05:52He's coming home with you!
05:53He's coming home with you!
06:02I'm gonna show you!
06:05I'm gonna show you!
06:14my man is a hundred percent real man baby
06:16okay how about a nice hand for jimmy
06:22all right all right i gave you a roof over your hand
06:24all right all right i gave you a roof over your hand
06:27i said you i went to the hospital when they beat your butt didn't i
06:29when they beat your ass and thank you
06:31now i have your man yeah
06:35yeah you want to be a bitch you want to be a bitch and whoop your ass like a bitch
06:45you have your bed yeah yeah yeah we'll see now we'll see
07:02we'll meet him when we come back
07:18it could be me and you forever
07:42abel who is a uh transsexual comes on the show to tell uh his friend cookie they've been friends for
07:48many years
07:49her excuse me
07:50Bitch, wanna be a her
07:51okay
07:52but basically tell the friend
07:54I got an ass just like you got an ass
07:55what you for?
07:57but yours is very tart
07:58let's see
08:00let's see
08:01let's see
08:04let's see
08:05let's see
08:07let's see
08:07let's see
08:09let's see
08:10let's see my ass
08:11let's see my ass
08:13I have an ass baby
08:16alright
08:39I don't give a damn about that.
08:41It's not about us being friends.
08:45It's about your...
08:47You're a dumb ass for me, someone that can help him succeed in life.
08:52You need nothing.
08:52I take care of him just like I do you.
08:55How the hell do you take care of me?
08:57That's why I want to support you and him.
08:58How do you support me?
09:00You don't think you can look like that support yourself.
09:06Well, let's meet the guy.
09:07Here's Libby.
09:08Thank you, sweetie.
09:15What?
09:16What?
09:17What are you mad about?
09:18I told you.
09:20I told you.
09:21I told you.
09:22I told you.
09:22I told you a brilliant time.
09:22I told you.
09:23I have to wear you.
09:24What are you mad about?
09:25I can't wear you.
09:25Stop him if you want.
09:26Talk him if you want.
09:29Wait a minute.
09:30Wait a minute.
09:32I told you.
09:33I need to take care of you.
09:35I can't wait for you.
09:39I can't wait for you.
09:41I can't wait for you.
09:47Now you do! What about outdoor? You didn't do it before! What about outdoor?
09:50You gonna tell your daughter you gay? You gonna tell your daughter you gay?
09:53No, you can do that! You can do that!
09:55You can do that! You can do that! You're not dead!
09:58I'll be going out! You'll be the man! I'll be at home cooking!
10:01Where are you? How are you gonna take that over this?
10:04Look at it! Look at me!
10:06Well, I'm gonna tell you, it was my fantasy.
10:10You had to be with her, him, him, her, her, him, whatever?
10:14So cute! You had to be with that?
10:17I don't put my hands on you, you know that! You know that!
10:21You took care of me!
10:23Eleven years, baby!
10:24I work!
10:24You got a six-year-old daughter, baby!
10:26And all you do is take his money!
10:28I love my daughter! I love my daughter!
10:30Eleven years! I left you with my friend!
10:33Eleven years!
10:35Eleven years!
10:38Unconditional!
10:39Well, the truth is, Jerry, I am tired of being around with Mabel, and I do love my wife.
10:44You're tired of Mabel?
10:44Yeah!
10:45What?
10:45Yes, I'm here to really tell you!
10:48Oh, no, you didn't!
10:49Oh, no, you didn't!
10:50No, you didn't!
10:51No, you didn't!
10:52What?
10:54What?
10:54What?
10:55What?
10:56I'm not with you no more!
10:57Touch him!
10:57Touch him!
10:58I don't want to be around you!
10:59Oh, sorry!
11:00No!
11:00Touch him!
11:01Sorry, hon!
11:01Touch him!
11:02Touch him!
11:03Touch him!
11:04I dare you to touch him!
11:05That's my man!
11:06My wife!
11:06One hundred percent man!
11:09That's right!
11:09That's mine!
11:10Oh, just wait till we get back!
11:11Oh, it's gonna be mine!
11:12Wait till we get back!
11:13There's no getting back!
11:13Oh, it's gonna be mine!
11:14Both of y'all!
11:15Oh, it's gonna be mine!
11:16Both of y'all!
11:17I'm sorry!
11:18You ain't nothing, but all you do is use people!
11:20Use people!
11:21Cookie, come with me to the hospital!
11:23They beat my ass again, Cookie!
11:25That's all you as a user!
11:26Cookie, let me money!
11:28Cookie, I need this!
11:29I need that!
11:29I made a mistake!
11:30And Cookie was there for you!
11:31Talk to him!
11:32Okay, go ahead!
11:33What do you want to say to her?
11:34I'm here to tell you that I don't want our time to have been wasted, so I brought this
11:39little token to give timepiece to show y'all can say bull if y'all want to!
11:45I put the time in with this lady and my daughter!
11:47This is my time to show you that our time will always be expensively spent together!
11:53No more games and no more tricks!
11:56Y'all have to say what y'all want to say!
11:57Right!
11:58Think what y'all want to think!
11:59No more maple time!
12:00Forget the show!
12:00Forget even Jerry's here!
12:02Yeah!
12:02Okay, you gonna put this on all?
12:03It's about me and who?
12:05Me and you, dear!
12:05Me and you?
12:06Yeah!
12:06Let me show you what I think about us!
12:08About me and you!
12:10Me and you?
12:11You a f*****!
12:13No!
12:13What about you?
12:15No!
12:17No!
12:17You know, I love you!
12:18One time!
12:20You know I love you!
12:21You know I love you!
12:22No!
12:22You got to listen to me sometimes!
12:24No!
12:24What about listening to me sometimes?
12:25Listen, it's over!
12:26You done screwed my heart!
12:27No!
12:28You're not gonna go home on me!
12:28I go backwards for nobody!
12:30You're not gonna go home on me!
12:30I go backwards for nobody!
12:33You're not gonna go home on me!
12:33I'll be back!
12:39I'll be back!
12:40See, I love you, bitch.
12:44Sean is going home with me.
12:46It should be me and you forever.
13:03Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry.
13:09Welcome back.
13:09My guests today say they're bitter about being betrayed.
13:12Please meet Shay.
13:13She says she's fired up and ready to face off with her man-stealing friend.
13:17Shay, what's going on?
13:18Jerry, let me tell you what's going on.
13:19A friend of mine of two years now has been sleeping with my man for three months,
13:22and we've been friends for a year and a half.
13:25Hell no, Jerry.
13:25I can't take that anymore.
13:27I want to beat the bitch's ass right now.
13:29Bring her out, Jerry.
13:36How long have you been going with your boyfriend?
13:37For a year and a half.
13:38For a year and a half you've been going with him, and this is your friend for quite some time
13:42is now sleeping with him?
13:43I knew her before I even knew him.
13:44She knew exactly what was going on between us two, everything.
13:47She knows I love him.
13:48You know, I do so much for both of them.
13:49How did you find out that she was sleeping with him?
13:51Rashawn came and told me, and at first, you know, I was like, whatever.
13:54I didn't believe him, and then he came and told me again.
13:56As I went to her, I confronted her.
14:00You think she would learn?
14:01Do you think?
14:02Okay.
14:02Yeah.
14:02You think the girl would learn?
14:03Do you think they're still sleeping together, or this was just the one time?
14:06She better hope not.
14:06Yeah, okay.
14:07Well, I'll let you talk to her.
14:09Here she is.
14:09Jeannie.
14:12Selfish bitch.
14:14I love you.
14:15Bitch.
14:16Selfish going home with me.
14:22He's not.
14:23He loves me.
14:24You don't give a damn about him.
14:26He's mine.
14:27He's going home with me.
14:29He loves me.
14:30He doesn't love you yourself.
14:32He loves me in your legs.
14:33You don't give a fuck.
14:34You have nothing to offer.
14:36Nothing to offer him.
14:37Whatever.
14:38You don't know me.
14:39What are you?
14:39You don't know me.
14:40I'm more of a dummy than you are.
14:46Why would he want a part-time girl when he can have a fuck?
14:53Take it off.
14:54Take it off.
15:00Take it off.
15:14Take it off.
15:32Take it off.
15:33Well, let's meet Sean, huh?
15:34Here's Sean.
15:45Hey.
15:46Keep on your mom.
15:48He's going home with me.
15:49He's mine.
15:50No, he ain't.
15:51He's mine.
15:51He don't love you.
15:53You know it.
15:53You know I've been with her.
15:55You know you're on the side.
15:57Door!
15:58Door!
16:00Door!
16:01Door!
16:02What?
16:03You know you're...
16:04I'm a gal.
16:06There's nothing a room full of morons could do to break my stride.
16:09Come on.
16:09Bring it.
16:10Bring it.
16:10Bring it.
16:12Bring it.
16:12Bring it.
16:15You wish you were me.
16:16You wish you had this.
16:17Okay, hold on.
16:18These are my personal friends.
16:23Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
16:28So what's going on?
16:29You're fighting over him.
16:31Yeah.
16:31How long...
16:32I've given a lot for him.
16:33I've done a lot for him.
16:35Yeah.
16:35You know, I work all the time.
16:38Financially.
16:38I manage more to love than financial stability.
16:42I'm there for him emotionally and physically.
16:44You ain't...
16:45Shut up.
16:45When she's not.
16:45Shut up.
16:46All he worries about is working.
16:47That's it.
16:48He needs more than that.
16:50He needs more than this?
16:51Please.
16:52Yeah, apparently, or he wouldn't be coming to my house.
16:55Please.
16:55Take off the change.
16:57Take off the change.
16:58Take off the...
17:00Take off the...
17:01Give yourself.
17:02Give yourself a shot.
17:07All right.
17:09Is Clarisol a sponsor?
17:13Hey, Jerry.
17:14Jerry.
17:14Yes, what?
17:15I'm sorry.
17:15I want to tell her one thing.
17:16Yes.
17:17This is my man.
17:18Yes.
17:18I work full-time.
17:20Yes.
17:21And I don't have a lot going for me.
17:22Well, you got a lot going for you.
17:23This ain't nothing but a scandalous hope.
17:24I mean, no, you don't have a lot going for me.
17:26This ain't nothing but a scandalous hope.
17:28I can't help it if you can't keep your man at home.
17:31Girl, I don't like you to be able to.
17:32Please, I'm like he needs to be pleased.
17:34Oh, I do.
17:35He won't stray.
17:35Oh, I take tail.
17:37Okay, well, it's in the heart.
17:38It's in the heart, Jenny, not between the legs, bitch.
17:40Well, obviously, I got something going for me.
17:43No, you ain't got to get out of her.
17:46That's your problem.
17:46You don't know what you're talking about.
17:48You don't have to face these twice.
17:50You have to face these twice.
17:50Okay, well, all right.
17:52Please.
17:52I'll tell you, this is great.
17:54You're with her, then why are you cheating?
17:57She's all about work.
17:58She's all about stress.
17:59She's always bitching and fussing.
18:00Jeannie is always, always ready to go.
18:03I'll call her up.
18:04She's home.
18:04What do you expect?
18:06She's a hoe.
18:07This is my first choice.
18:08I always ask her first.
18:09Come on, come on.
18:10Let's go to a friend's house.
18:11Let's go to a club.
18:12Let's go to a party.
18:12No, no, no, no, no.
18:14I call Jeannie.
18:14She's ready.
18:15Let's go.
18:15You got to understand.
18:16I want to do stuff for myself, too.
18:17You know, I want to go have a good time.
18:18The things I want to do, you don't want to do it.
18:21You want to go to dinner and a movie?
18:22That's boring.
18:23Dude, I work.
18:26Look, you know what?
18:27You wouldn't have money to go to a dinner or go to a club if I didn't work my ass
18:30off.
18:30You sound like the perfect catch for a woman.
18:32Yes, you help me.
18:35It's called balance.
18:36You got to have more fun, girl.
18:37You got to get out.
18:38We talk about this all the time.
18:39I know.
18:40You're right.
18:40You're right.
18:40You're way too serious.
18:41You stress all the time.
18:43Jeannie, he's going home with me.
18:44You got to blow off the steam.
18:44Well, he'll be knocking on my door tonight, so it don't matter.
18:47Bitch, please.
18:47We'll see.
18:48Please.
18:48We'll see.
18:49We'll see.
18:50So who do you want to be with?
18:51I want to be with Shay.
18:52She knows that.
18:53Jeannie knows that.
18:55Jeannie just can't face reality because scandalous hoes like that, that's what they want.
18:59They want attention from somebody else.
19:00You can't even get your own man.
19:03You can't even get your own man.
19:04I'm straight up with my bitch.
19:16We'll be back.
19:32Whoa.
19:34Welcome back.
19:34My guests today say they're running out of excuses to hide their lies.
19:37Please meet Jennifer.
19:38She says she needs to make a stop at the confessional before she walks down the aisle.
19:43Jennifer, what is going on?
19:45Well, in a week, I'm going to marry my boyfriend.
19:47But before I do that, I have to tell him that he's got so much going on in his life.
19:52You know, his mom's paralyzed, so he has to take care of her.
19:55Sure.
19:55And he has two kids and a next wife.
19:57And he's just, he works all the time, and he just never has time for me.
20:02And for the past three weeks, I've been sleeping with his brother.
20:05Oh.
20:08Wait, you're getting married to this guy next week?
20:12Yeah.
20:12I mean, the wedding's set?
20:13It's set.
20:14We have the dress.
20:14The invitations are set out.
20:16And the cake and everything.
20:19And you're sleeping with his brother?
20:20Yeah.
20:23Why are you marrying him then?
20:25Well, I really love him.
20:26We've had a great relationship.
20:28It sounds it.
20:30No, really, it hasn't.
20:31It's been really great.
20:32He's really, you know, at first, he was really good to me.
20:35He always took care of me.
20:36He took me out, you know.
20:38We'd go and we'd watch, you know, this band play all the time.
20:41And we have a good time.
20:42But he just, now he don't have no time for me.
20:45He's so busy.
20:46Well, what makes you think once he gets married, he's going to not be busy?
20:49Well, that's what we have to talk about.
20:51We have to get everything straight before, you know.
20:53Do you love his brother?
20:55No.
20:56It's just sex?
20:57Yeah.
20:58Yeah.
21:07You were thinking of taking the brother along on the honeymoon?
21:10Well, what, what, um.
21:14Well, me and Jeremy used to see each other before.
21:16Jeremy being the brother.
21:17Yeah, whenever he was in high school.
21:19You think he has any idea that you're sleeping with his brother?
21:22Probably not.
21:22He's never home.
21:23Are you worried that he's going to be so upset he's going to say the wedding's off?
21:26He might.
21:27Do you think, can you get your money back on the cake?
21:31Here's Phil.
21:37Hi, Phil.
21:46Welcome to the show.
21:47Thank you, Jerry.
21:47I understand you guys are getting married, what, next week?
21:50And how long have you known each other?
21:51For a long time.
21:52About ten years.
21:53Oh, so this is, and you love her?
21:56Yes, I do.
21:57Okay.
21:58Uh, what do you want to tell him?
22:00Well, um, you just, you know how, um, you're really busy, you know.
22:05You just, you work all the time, and you help take care of your mom and the kids and everything.
22:10And there's just so much baggage, you know.
22:12And, um, well, for like the past three weeks, I've been sleeping with Jeremy.
22:24You dragged me to Chicago on my birthday.
22:27I'm sorry.
22:28I really am.
22:29I love you, I love you with all my heart, and I would do anything to change what's happened,
22:34but I can't.
22:36Well, he is my brother, but if you want to be with a little boy, instead of a man, and...
22:44I love you, and I want to be with you.
22:46Then what was this, just some fling?
22:51Yeah.
22:52Here he is.
22:53Here's Jeremy.
23:00I love this girl.
23:06Why would you do this to your brother?
23:08I love this girl.
23:09I mean, I was with her first, long ago.
23:12I never stopped loving her.
23:13I'm crazy about her.
23:14She's marrying your brother.
23:16I don't care about that.
23:18You're the best man, right?
23:19Yeah.
23:27What do you want to say to him?
23:31I've done everything for you.
23:33Everything.
23:34It's not about that.
23:35You've always looked up to me, and I've taken care of you.
23:38I knew you guys was together a long time ago, but that's done it over with.
23:41Well, maybe if you was home every once in a while, then you'd realize that something was going on.
23:50You say you love her.
23:52Yeah.
23:53What do you want to say to him?
23:54Jeremy, I don't want to be with you.
23:56I want to be with Phil.
23:57I love Phil.
23:57I love you.
23:59And, you know, if I could change what happened, then I would.
24:01But, you know, there's no going back.
24:03I was the first he was with.
24:04I'm going to be the last he was with.
24:06First.
24:09Oh, my God.
24:35I don't pick up no more chairs.
24:42all right well she's saying that she doesn't want to be with you what do you want to say to
24:49her
24:51well I loved you for a long time I'm crazy about you you can be the bacon with my ham
25:02do what bacon with my hand bacon with your hand like breakfast food it goes together
25:09bacon and ham it's all just one pig
25:19there's just so much we've been through together
25:28I don't care that he's my brother I want to be with you for the rest of my life
25:35you know it's it can be me and you forever
26:07Jerry I can't marry you I want to marry Phil I want to I love Phil forget about no I
26:17Jeremy no be me and
26:18you forever will you marry me no Jeremy I won't you have to no I don't I'm gonna marry Phil
26:26I love Phil
26:32you know you got an ass whip coming over this don't you bring it on what do you want to
26:40say now
26:48this is really hard to swallow
26:52especially on my birthday
26:55happy birthday brother thank you Jerry
27:03I still love you
27:12and I'll still marry you
27:19is this out of your system
27:21yes
27:23it damn well better be
27:26there won't be another time
27:31will you marry me
27:32yes
27:35kiss the whore
27:36kiss the whore
27:38kiss the whore
27:40kiss the whore
27:56thank you welcome back my guests today say they feel trapped in their relationships
27:59please meet Martino he says he's not stopping his controlling ways Martino what's going on
28:05Jerry for the past year now I've been pimping out my girlfriend so he brings me to the show today
28:11saying she wants to leave me it's not happening I own her everything she has is because of me
28:16well first of all if she's your girlfriend I assume you love her care for her then why are you
28:21pimping her out Jerry it's not about the love it's about the money well so you say you own her
28:27I own her she's my property whatever she does is because I tell her what to do you registered her
28:32with the state as your head if I could collect taxes off of her what why not okay and do
28:39you care about her no I use her it's not about love it's not about care it's about making the
28:45dollar
28:45okay is she aware
28:48okay
28:48okay
28:49is she
28:50I wouldn't be here if she wasn't aware of it
28:52okay why it and she doesn't want to do this anymore
28:56it's not her choice
28:57if I want her to stop then I'll tell her to stop but until I do that she's going to
29:01continue to do what she does
29:02since she does apparently the work why does she need you
29:05because she wouldn't have money she wouldn't have the jobs if it wasn't paying you they're paying her right hey
29:11what can I say I make the money I give her what she wants I give her what she needs
29:17what do you do what do I do I pick her clients I find places for her to go yeah
29:24so you say which street corner she stands on hey she doesn't have to stand on a street corner I
29:29get phone calls my phone's ringing off the hook because people want her
29:32oh boy
29:34you take collect calls
29:36oh okay
29:38alright here here is your girl here is your girlfriend Cassie
29:44Cassie
29:44you
29:47Cassie
29:47Cassie
29:48you
29:49you ain't going
29:50no
29:51what are you gonna do
29:53you know what
29:54Big Jay you're good for and every woman in this audience cooking cleaning and spreading their legs
30:02you
30:03you
30:03all three of those
30:05you
30:09you
30:09a
30:09you ain't got your own place you got your own place because of me
30:13you got your own place because of me
30:15what job do you
30:16you have
30:16what job you have you
30:18you take it
30:19what
30:21you do what every woman does well
30:23you have sex
30:26You have sex, you cook, and you clean.
30:29Just like every woman in here.
30:38I'm saying what?
30:40I'm saying what?
30:41She's gonna be my hoe.
30:43She's gonna be my hoe.
30:44You can be my hoe.
30:46You can be my hoe.
30:48Oh, hey, like somebody else.
30:50That's all good.
30:51You know what?
30:51I get more today than you get in the right.
30:54You ain't.
30:55I get f***ing.
30:56You get in the right.
30:58Why don't you live?
30:59Look at your girl.
31:00Look at your girl.
31:01Look at your girl.
31:02I'm riding with a fat ass.
31:03Look at your girl.
31:05You want to ride with a fat ass?
31:07I'm on your way.
31:09I'm on the bus side, baby.
31:10I'm riding with a f***ing.
31:12I'm bringing it to me.
31:13That's all good.
31:14I'm bringing it to me, bitch.
31:15You upset because your girl want to be my hoe.
31:18You upset because your girl want to be my hoe.
31:20I'm on your head.
31:21You upset because you're a f***ing.
31:25I'm a f***ing.
31:26You ain't got a f***ing.
31:28Don't look at me because I'm white.
31:30Don't look at me because I'm white.
31:34Because I'm white.
31:46Don't care.
31:55You better call your hoe off.
31:58You better call your hoe off.
32:03What you gonna do?
32:05You ain't gonna do nothing.
32:06You're just gonna stand there and look.
32:08The wrong bitch today.
32:11That's right.
32:12Your girl's my hoe.
32:13I'm about to make you my hoe too.
32:15What?
32:17Hey, uh, excuse me.
32:19Sit down, sweetheart.
32:20All I want to know, since s*** is jumping all around, can you borrow your man the bra?
32:28It won't fit.
32:29I'm saying you got the s***.
32:32It won't fit.
32:34It won't fit.
32:35It won't fit.
32:37It won't fit.
32:38It won't fit.
32:41It won't fit.
32:42It won't fit.
32:45It won't fit.
32:47I know your f***.
32:50I know you're f***.
33:17We'll be back.
33:32Okay, I think we should get the fat-ass pimp
33:34and whatever the hell adders of it,
33:35throw him in a pool and watch the damn manatees, mate.
33:41Don't f***ing f***ing f***ing
33:43while you're in the audience.
33:45What? Stay down.
33:47That's why you're in the audience.
33:49Yeah, I'm not going to go on the stage
33:51and make an ass at myself
33:51on the Jerry Springer show, buddy.
33:53So just shut up.
33:54Tell your girl to fix her role.
33:55Tell your girl to fix her role.
33:58Now, Jerry, my comment is,
33:59can we get a match
34:00between Amazon over here and Fat Bastard?
34:07Come here.
34:08Come here.
34:09Come here and say to my face.
34:11Come on.
34:12Girl, you straight.
34:14I don't know.
34:14Where are you getting with your...
34:15The only...
34:16matches between me and your 500 pound mother jerry this goes out to phil if you do get some
34:23extra time you might want to take up gardening because you need to get a better handle on your
34:26ho
34:39since i've came out on this stage since you've come out on the stage i've noticed someone has
34:44been watching me like crazy and i would like to bring him up on the stage can i do that
34:51sure
34:51yeah yeah yeah
34:57come on girl
35:22i don't know what country you think you're in dude this is the united states we treat with
35:32i don't know what you're gonna do you skinny as a pencil i'll break this i got a question
35:38for the big old sweet thing over there guy girl whatever where did you learn your moves from
35:48let's see yours let's see yours let's see yours
36:17this comment is for big bertha the only thing you need to be taking home is a box of detergent
36:21to wash that nasty ass shirt you got on
36:27girl please
36:29take off yours
36:31take off yours
36:33take off your rock
36:53hey jerry since the bald guy doesn't want the fat man up here won't the pimp gonna suck
36:57on his
37:06i was just wondering where the girl in the black with the panties where she got the scabs
37:10on her knees has she been working for big boy over there in the corner
37:22yeah this is for jenny in the blind with you are there shorter to me y'all fighting over
37:25this
37:26do what now what
37:32what you don't want me
37:39we'll be back with final four
37:45you
37:47you
37:48you
37:48you
37:48you
37:58you
37:58let me take this opportunity to thank you all for being on the show and uh... good luck
38:02in the decisions that you make regarding your relationships
38:04you know an affair doesn't have to mean the end of a marriage or significant relationship
38:08any more than you can say if there's been no affair you've had a good relationship
38:12indeed a relationship is over only when one or both of the parties is no longer committed
38:17in heart and mind
38:18honesty is the key ingredient here honesty with your partner but also honesty with yourself
38:24no excuses no what will other people think no what should i do to look good but rather
38:28what is
38:29what do i truly feel
38:31is a relationship over
38:33if neither of you want it to be it isn't it takes two to get together it takes the same
38:39two to stay together
38:40you have to want it
38:42till next time take care of yourself
38:44and each other
38:47you
38:48so mabel you like uh... bald guys huh
38:49yeah
38:50you like the bald look huh
38:52yeah i like that look
38:53hey can i ask you a question
38:54sure
38:55how much you weigh
38:56i weigh about
38:58250 pounds
38:59oh
39:01and then what's the top half way
39:03do you know i'm not gonna tell you that steve
39:05hey you're gonna leave that guy right
39:06yes
39:07you want a new guy
39:08sure
39:09i'm right here for you
39:11i'm sure
39:11go out to dinner
39:13hey top
39:13it's on me
39:14no problem
39:15thanks steve
39:16you're welcome
39:17yeah thanks steve you're the best friend that guy could ever have
39:19oh wow look what i got gay
39:21yeah that's nice
39:23you know i'm not gay
39:24i know
39:25but you wouldn't tell anybody if i went out with you
39:27i never know
39:28i can talk
39:30well here's my office let's go talk to my office for a little bit
39:32sure
39:32alright
39:32bye
39:32bye
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