00:07All right, you must now pass the obstacle course
00:12Survive this and you're on the front lines of keeping your jersey safe
00:16Meet Paul Blart
00:21Sorry about the test dad
00:22I'm gonna get him next year, I am
00:24Here we go, pie
00:25It just fills the cracks of the heart
00:27Go away, pain
00:30He's always been dedicated
00:32Paul Blart
00:33Mall cop
00:34To protecting
00:36We got a high roller
00:37The West Orange Pavilion Mall
00:39I'm afraid I'm gonna have to issue a citation
00:41Can you validate this?
00:43Sir, sir, good morning, sir
00:45Sir, you're a nasty old man
00:49From Columbia Pictures
00:51Our security's fine, but ultimately we rely on the hope that nothing ever goes down
00:58Everybody up!
01:00There's some crazy people trying to take over the mall
01:02Now, help is on the way
01:04Reports are they're inside the bank
01:07Until then
01:07I need you to exit the building immediately
01:10I took a sworn oath to protect this mall and all inside it
01:13Well, Sergeant, looks like you got your eyes on the inside
01:15There's Paul Blart
01:22Is he crying?
01:24From Happy Madison
01:25What do you dream to do?
01:30Nothing
01:37That's not too bad
01:41This January
01:42Nobody knows this mall better than I do
01:53The only man for the job
01:55Blart
01:55Blart
01:56What?
01:56Peanut, Blart, and Jelly
01:58What?
01:58What?
01:59What's up, man?
02:00Jelly!
02:04Was the last thing they expected
02:07Who is this guy?
02:11Safety never takes a holiday
02:13Kevin James is Paul Blart
02:15Mall Cop
02:16Oh, dear God
02:17Ow, ow, ow
02:18Ow, ow, ow
02:23Grazie a tutti.
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