00:00www.mesmerism.info
00:30Oh my god, Ned just showed up.
00:31You said your door was always open.
00:34Well, I gotta get back to work on the tumyan.
00:36The what?
00:37It's a cross-pollination between a tomato and onion.
00:41Think of the time it'll save when you're making spaghetti sauce.
00:46He's family.
00:47Can't just turn my back on him for no reason.
00:52Where did you go?
00:53I need to find you.
00:55Hiya!
00:56No!
01:00I never wanted him here.
01:01Filling the kids' heads with stupidity.
01:03Check it out.
01:05Can't one of you just take him, please?
01:07What's wrong with my sister?
01:09She's pretty, but she's bossy.
01:10Tell me exactly what he said.
01:12He said that your personality gets in the way of your looks.
01:14Your very good looks.
01:15Dude, do you have Tourette's?
01:18She's open to pretty much anyone.
01:20She even slept with her cousin once.
01:21Our idiot brother just ruined my freaking life.
01:27I like to think that if you put your trust out there,
01:29I mean, if you really give people the benefit of the doubt,
01:31see their best intentions...
01:33Wayne, can you hold this?
01:34People will rise to the occasion.
01:38You know, I think it's a really good way to live your life.
01:42If I could love something as much as Ned loves everything,
01:47you wouldn't be such a bitch.
01:48Then you wouldn't be such a slut.
01:51Who's the man, Ned?
01:53I'm the man!
01:53Louder!
01:54I'm the man!
01:55Yes!
01:55Come on!
02:00You know, I try and do good,
02:03but I just screw it up.
02:05On top of it all, I broke down and smoked with a kid that lives across the street from me.
02:09Okay, I didn't just hear that.
02:10I said, I broke down,
02:11I went and smoked with a kid that lives across the street from me.
02:13You don't tell your parole officer that you just got high.
02:16Oh, man.
02:19Can you forget I said that?
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