00:06This summer, Columbia Pictures will take you back, way back, to the year one.
00:14Hi, Ima. Hi, Ima.
00:16Yeah, she doesn't even know I exist.
00:18There's like 60 people in the village.
00:20I mean, you really have to go out of your way to not know that somebody exists.
00:24Drag her back to your hut.
00:25What if she struggles?
00:27Give her a little, uh, tap on the head.
00:30Ow!
00:30Women respond to that.
00:33That's the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.
00:35It's got sort of a knowledge you taste.
00:37Yeah, does it have a sort of forbidden taste?
00:38Because that's what it is.
00:40You're cursed, man.
00:41You better get out of here.
00:42I'm going.
00:43I'm going to start a new tribe.
00:44It's going to be ten times better.
00:45It's going to be called Muscle Tribe of Danger and Excellence.
00:49So who's with me?
00:50Oh, a shooting star.
00:51That's the best.
00:52We're good.
00:53Fine.
00:54Bye.
00:55You're coming?
00:56Yeah.
00:57Woohoo!
00:58This is a great opportunity for us.
01:00My brother, Cain, I'm called Able.
01:02You're called Suck.
01:03Boys, boys, we're brothers.
01:05Yeah.
01:05That's how we do it.
01:06No, no, no.
01:07That's how we do it.
01:08It's Emma.
01:09Now I just have to figure out a way to rescue her.
01:11These guys are killers.
01:14We have an incredible destiny.
01:18I want you to enter the Holy of Holies.
01:20That is quite a coincidence, because I want you to sit on the Holy of Polies.
01:27Sit tight, Mama.
01:28Daddy's got to fight.
01:31He's a...
01:32And...
01:33Pull!
01:36Uh, I never got a sword.
01:38I only got the holder.
01:39I didn't know that that's what it was for.
01:43The prisoners shall be stoned today!
01:47Right!
01:48Let us choose who gets to stone us.
01:50That guy!
01:51This is a kid.
01:52So, you got something against kids?
01:54This guy hates kids.
01:55No, I don't.
01:56No, I don't.
01:58That kid's got an arm.
02:00Oh, there's two of us!
02:03Year one.
02:03I need to go be a slave now.
02:05We should do something.
02:06When do you get off?
02:07Never.
02:08Oh, yeah, of course.
02:10All right, I'm going to strike a pose, I guess.
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02:16I'm going to strike a pose.
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