00:00Let me tell you the story of a couple
00:03Andrew is a guy's guy
00:06He likes sports and Liam Neeson movies
00:08But Andrew has another side
00:11Near, far, wherever you are
00:24He works for an internet dating company
00:27And is passionate about helping others find happiness
00:30Zelda is a girl's girl
00:32She likes pedicures and themed cocktail parties
00:36But when it comes to dating
00:38Her defenses are way up
00:42Today is the day Andrew and Zelda will meet
00:45This place used to do real matchmaking
00:48Only things we connect anymore are penises and vaginas
00:50I know
00:51Isn't it great?
00:53Are you a library book?
00:54What?
00:54Because I want to check you out
00:56What are you doing?
00:56I think it's a good pickup line
00:57Hi
00:58Uh, I'm Andrew
01:00Hi, Zelda
01:01I'm so sorry, have we met before?
01:04Classic pickup line
01:06Andrew Laughlin
01:07Is your desk always that messy?
01:13Yes
01:14Yeah
01:17The Avalon 2012?
01:19Yeah
01:19Oh my god, were you there?
01:21It's all coming back to me
01:22I remember looking at this girl and thinking
01:23I wish I was here with her
01:25That's why you thought we had met before
01:27Because you were that girl
01:28You were wearing a silver dress
01:30This is destiny
01:31This is like the kind of story that people tell their kids
01:33So we're gonna have kids?
01:35It's, I wasn't
01:36I'm gonna get this
01:37Oh no, no, no
01:38Actually, I'm gonna go
01:40Zelda, wait, hold you just one second
01:41This was like, this is meant to be
01:43No, it's not
01:44Well
01:45Because I wasn't the girl that you saw that night
01:46And I don't even own a silver dress
01:47I've never had a guy try that hard for me
01:50Neither have I
01:53Oh my goodness
01:55Neither have I
01:58What if it was me in the silver dress?
02:01But it wasn't
02:01Yeah, no, no, I know it wasn't
02:03But what if it was?
02:04What are you saying?
02:12It was you
02:15Would you please give me another chance
02:17You guys are
02:20I knew it was you
02:21Don't start
02:22This television program
02:24Is the comprehensive account
02:25Of their relationship
02:27From A to Z
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