00:00Grazie a tutti.
00:36Grazie a tutti.
01:16Grazie a tutti.
01:40Grazie a tutti.
01:43You're going to lose that weight.
01:45You're going to look beautiful.
01:47For a second she thought all her problems with her mother had been solved.
01:50A story about the one job.
01:53Why is everything so confusing?
01:56That's yours for life.
01:58This is the job.
01:59These are the decisions.
02:01When to push them.
02:02When to back them.
02:03Worrying about your children is sanity.
02:05And being that sane can drive you nuts.
02:08This holiday season.
02:10You are an alcoholic and wildly promiscuous woman during my formative years so that I'm in this fix because of
02:17you.
02:17You have a solid point dear.
02:19But right now the lessons of my life are coming in handy for you.
02:25Try it on.
02:28And say the words that no one else will ever say.
02:31There are some mistakes you cannot risk when you have children.
02:36Go to your husband.
02:38Do I need a little makeup?
02:39You need a hose.
02:44Adam Sandler.
02:46Taya Leone.
02:47And introducing Paz Vega.
02:52Listen to your mother.
02:53She knows it all.
02:55Okay.
