00:00. . . .
00:30What the hell is wrong with you two?
00:31You are completely obsessed with sex.
00:34What are you doing?
00:35Taking mental photographs.
00:38Who?
00:40Most married men believe that, if not for you,
00:43they could actually be with these other women.
00:46I'm giving you a hall pass.
00:48A what?
00:49A what?
00:49A what?
00:50A hall pass.
00:54It's just you and me, buddy, for the next six days.
00:57Let me log out.
00:57Okay, you log out.
00:58I'm going to try to nail the receptionist.
01:05Are you guys sure Applebee's is the best place to meet hot, horny women at?
01:10What do you think, an Olive Garden?
01:13It's going to be a long week.
01:15I think we need to pace ourselves.
01:17What?
01:17It's only 9.15.
01:19Freddy Ty-Ty.
01:20You guys need to live it up.
01:22Look what I got here.
01:23What are those?
01:24Just some brownies.
01:25They're a bit naughty.
01:29What kind of soap do you use?
01:31Dove?
01:32I like Dove.
01:33Feel this.
01:35That's so soft.
01:37Yeah.
01:38Maybe we should just call the girls, ask them to come home.
01:41No way.
01:42If we can't show that something positive can come from having a hall pass,
01:44the whole concept is dead for all mankind.
01:47What's with the helmet?
01:48Oh, chicks dig motorcycles.
01:50Got a few pickup lines.
01:52Let's get the ball rolling.
01:53Hello?
01:54Hello?
01:55Hola.
01:55This is why we need to go to a gay bar.
01:57Excuse me.
01:58Do you think these bar napkins smell like chloroform?
02:01I'm kidding.
02:02Fred's searing.
02:03Can I buy you a drink?
02:06Wow.
02:08What the hell was that?
02:10You can't get any bigger.
02:12Look at this.
02:16Tall blonde, right here.
02:17She surrounds herself with less attractive women to make her look like a 10.
02:20Hot.
02:23Not.
02:24That's amazing.
02:25You're like a beautiful mind.
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