00:04Sì, I'm not going to do it.
00:06This is to the groom, my best friend, to Happy Ever After.
00:12So, I guess that's it.
00:13I mean, you know the rules.
00:14I do, I just thought that.
00:15So what?
00:15I thought we like, maybe hit it off, right?
00:18No.
00:20I want to propose a toast to Happy Ever After.
00:26What exactly do you do?
00:28Welcome to the Best Man, Inc.
00:31I provide best man services for guys like yourself who lack in such areas.
00:36How you looking on girls, man?
00:37You need one or two?
00:39I need seven.
00:39You need seven?
00:41What you're talking about is what we joke about.
00:43And in less than two weeks?
00:44Please help me.
00:46I don't know what else to do.
00:48Okay, if I do this, you need to understand that this is strictly a business relationship.
00:51You're not buying a new friend, you're hiring a best man.
00:54Got it.
00:54I'm assuming you made up a name for me.
00:56Vic Mitchum.
00:57You're not aware of cape?
00:58Hey, ladies, what's going on?
00:59My name is Bic.
01:00I'm Bic Mitchum and I love candy.
01:02Bic Mitchum can have whatever you want.
01:04Alright.
01:05I like it.
01:07God created the world in seven days.
01:09We gotta do a whole lot more in a lot less time.
01:11Who are these people?
01:12Me?
01:13Your groomsmen.
01:14These guys cannot be my groomsmen.
01:16It looks like the entire cast of Goonies grew up and became rapists.
01:19It is my job to make you look good on your wedding day.
01:21That's why we're here.
01:22It's called a dry run.
01:23You can hide a fat ass in baggy pants, but you cannot hide a bad day.
01:26I'm a dancer.
01:27You asked how a girl like Gretchen could fall for me?
01:30I took her dancing.
01:32Teach me how they dug you.
01:33Teach me, teach me how they dug you.
01:34All my women love me.
01:35All my, all my women love me.
01:41They are all so talented, those gays.
01:45From this moment on, we are flawless, gentlemen.
01:47What time is it?
01:49It is game time!
01:51That's the strangest looking group of guys I've ever seen.
01:54Boom.
01:55Three balls.
01:56Count them.
01:57Holy.
01:58I want my real life to be as fun as the one I paid for.
02:05Let's go make some history.
02:07We'll never forget.
02:08Climbing the glaciers of Pentagonia.
02:10Jumping out of a plane at 10,000 feet.
02:17What are you feeding him?
02:18What are you talking about?
02:19I'm onto you.
02:20He wasn't like that until you showed up.
02:22That's the Doug that I know.
02:23Don't you think it's a bit strange that your best man's name is Bic Mitchum?
02:30I, um, I gotta be honest with you guys.
02:32I, uh...
02:34Ow!
02:37Ow!
02:40Ow!
02:40Ow!
02:41Ow!
02:41Ow!
02:42Ow!
02:42Ow!
02:43Ow!
02:43Ow!
02:46Ow!
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