00:07www.mesmerism.info
00:30Shabbat shalom, somebody circumcised
00:32You know, yours doesn't sound that bad
00:34We need to trim some of the fat
00:35What do you mean by trim the fat?
00:37I want you to fire the fat people
00:38You can start with large Marge
00:39Marge, can you come in here please?
00:41What?
00:42I thought he was going to give you a promotion
00:43Yeah, no, he is
00:44I have decided who I want to be our new vice president of sales
00:49Me
00:50What do you say?
00:51Nick, please, we're in the middle of the meeting
00:52Sorry
00:52That's alright, I'll just attribute this to your drinking problem
00:55You would have to admit our lives would be easier if our bosses weren't alive
00:58You can fire Professor Xavier
01:00You mean Hank?
01:01Creeps me out
01:01Rolling around all day in a special little secret chair
01:04I don't care how bad our bosses are
01:06We're not murderers
01:07This little sweetheart right here
01:09My fiance
01:09Is going to get a peek at my little photo album
01:11You did all this while I was unconscious?
01:13That's my favorite
01:15I'm in!
01:16Let's kill this bitch!
01:18We gotta hire a professional
01:20Does anyone here kill people for money?
01:22I'm gonna be your murder consultant
01:24Word
01:24You want to pull off a brilliant murder?
01:26It's gotta look like it's an accident
01:29You gotta be smart
01:30It's gotta be worth what?
01:31$15,000?
01:33I feel like everything's gonna work out
01:34Look how fast I'm picking out this crap, you know?
01:36I'm moving like super fast
01:36I can't even feel my nerves
01:38Find a vulnerable
01:39Peanuts?
01:40That was a peanut butter sandwich
01:41Are you not good with peanuts?
01:42Whoa, whoa
01:42Look at this
01:44What about little jabs?
01:45Little jabs?
01:46My boss who worth planning to kill
01:47Is dying in front of you when you saved his life?
01:49Well that sounds bad when you say it like that
01:51I was surveilling her boss
01:53She's incredibly hot
01:54Don't talk about how hot she is
01:55She makes herself a little snack
01:56A popsicle
01:57A banana
01:58And finally a hot dog
01:59And eating them in that weird order
02:01That's not a proper meal
02:02It's cold to hot
02:03I can crush you anytime I want
02:15Can I explain why you're doing 61 in a 25 zone?
02:18I was drag racing
02:19In a Prius
02:22I don't win a lot
