00:02Sir, I don't understand. I've closed more cases than any agent here.
00:06FBI!
00:07She's a tight-ass federal agent.
00:09You're skilled, but you're not a team player.
00:11None of the other agents like you wait for my three count.
00:14One, two, three.
00:17Unbelievable.
00:18She's a badass Boston cop.
00:20Hey, look who's here!
00:22Right into my mouse trap!
00:24Run! She's crazy!
00:26From Paul Feig, the director of Bridesmaids.
00:29I think this individual might be mentally ill.
00:32No, no, no. Just work with her.
00:34She's the best cop.
00:37Motherfucker!
00:38The FBI has jurisdiction.
00:40No, not in there.
00:42Will you stop?
00:42They're not in there.
00:43Knock it off, Mullins.
00:44What is she doing?
00:45She's looking for my balls.
00:47Hey, if anyone's seen the captain's balls, let me know.
00:50They're about this big.
00:51They're like really, really tiny little girl balls.
00:54If little girls had balls.
00:56Now, the hardest thing they'll have to do...
00:58Never approach me if I'm not expecting you!
01:00...is work together.
01:02Look, I'm gonna leave this.
01:03I'm a trained interviewer.
01:03Or we could go in and beat him with a phone ball.
01:05You just need to be patient.
01:09Who does...
01:09Who, who, who does that?
01:11Hank Lessois.
01:12Got tons of ties to the drug world.
01:14There he is.
01:15You don't fit in.
01:16I'm a federal agent.
01:17Really?
01:17Because you look like you're going to set up a table and do their fucking taxes.
01:21What are those?
01:22Stop it.
01:23They're Spanx.
01:23They hold everything together.
01:25Why?
01:25What's gonna come fucking popping out?
01:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:33Yes, yes.
01:33No, no, you said that thing ticks.
01:34Yeah, but not for days.
01:37Surprise!
01:38I can't lift him up.
01:39What?
01:40Lift my ass up!
01:43Ah.
01:44The metal car broke his ball, right?
01:46Yeah.
01:47I'll shake it off.
01:49Sandra Bullock.
01:50It's the way we do it on the streets.
01:51Word.
01:52Don't do slang.
01:53It's like watching a nun make out.
01:54It's uncomfortable.
01:55Melissa McCarthy.
01:58Nice big one for you, sweetheart.
02:00Who is that?
02:01My mom.
02:06No cell phones.
02:07How about now?
02:09Oh, different story?
02:10I can slew some that up.
02:15The Heat.
02:16That was pretty awesome.
02:19Ah!
02:21Ah!
02:21Ah!
02:21I won't guess I get it if I don't because I wanna.
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