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00:13Unless you're stupid, you know what to do.
00:15I'm sorry if I'm bugging you, I just...
00:16The reason that I'm actually calling is...
00:18I wanted to know that if maybe you wanted to really just do the...
00:21You have reached your message limit.
00:23Goodbye.
00:26I'm Peyton.
00:27Yeah, that's me.
00:28I've always been a dork.
00:29Hey!
00:30Out of the way, dork face!
00:31I was worried about you, Peyton.
00:33You seem distracted in class.
00:35That's the girl I'm gonna marry someday.
00:38Carrie Smith.
00:39She's the most hottest babe in our class.
00:41And has been since the 8th grade.
00:43You are not gonna ruin senior year for me.
00:50I gotta get him to stop drooling all over me.
00:52Hi, Peyton.
00:53They're a perfect pair.
00:54Samantha's sweet.
00:55Samantha?
00:56Hey, nerd girl.
00:57Where's that nerd girl?
00:59I'll text her.
00:59Wow, you're so romantic.
01:02Oh, well, I mean...
01:06Let me teach you a few things about girls.
01:09Pay attention to things like her nail polish.
01:11I love your nail polish.
01:13I'm not wearing any.
01:15The key is to stay focused.
01:17And don't get distracted by their footballs.
01:20If you know what I mean.
01:21Always tell hot girls they're smart.
01:23And smart girls they're hot.
01:25I would love to go out with you.
01:26Colon dash parenthesis.
01:27Woo!
01:28I have a date.
01:29With a girl?
01:31Yes, with a girl.
01:34I'm gonna follow all your advice.
01:36Always open the door for her.
01:37Oh, I'm so sorry.
01:39You want to get to second base.
01:40Your daughter's in very good hands.
01:42I'm not one of those wham bam.
01:44Thank you, ma'am, guys.
01:46I'm not interested in her breasts at all.
01:48Not that I don't like them.
01:49I mean, they're very nice.
01:50Small, but nice.
01:51Okay?
01:51So just to be clear,
01:52I have no intention whatsoever
01:54of going to second base tonight
01:56with your daughter.
01:59Oh, my.
02:00Your glove is in the air.
02:02Ow!
02:03You start off with the hots for this, Carrie.
02:05I don't know what you see
02:07in a girl like Carrie Smith.
02:08But then you realize
02:09you really connect to this, Samantha.
02:11And you muck it all up.
02:12Ow!
02:22I'm sorry for talking about your breasts
02:24in front of your parents.
02:25Don't forget you copped a feel
02:27in front of them, too.
02:28I'll never forget that.
02:35I'll never forget that.
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