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01:14Like, where am I? Why don't you check your underpants?
01:18Yeah, don't write that.
01:20Maybe we should establish ground rules.
01:22No lying, no jealousy.
01:24Don't list me as your emergency contact. I won't call.
01:26Don't ask me what I think about your body.
01:28Deal.
01:29I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me.
01:34You probably shouldn't snuggle.
01:36Yeah, I just felt wrong.
01:40I think I'm falling for her.
01:42That's a horrible idea.
01:43You're living every guy's dream right now.
01:45Why would you mess that up?
01:46I really like you.
01:48You always find these perfect guys, and then you're like, it'll never work.
01:52I think monogamy goes against our basic biology.
01:55Go hook up with someone else.
01:56You're kidding.
01:57Okay.
01:58I'm going to call every girl on my phone until someone agrees to have sex with me.
02:01Toast today.
02:02That is a terrible self-destructive plan, and we're behind you 100%.
02:09You are such an overachiever.
02:12Thank you.
02:19Go on a date with me.
02:20One date.
02:23Why can't we just have sex?
02:26You can't fight me.
02:27You're miniature.
02:28You fight like a hamster.
02:29Go on a date with me.
02:29Go on a date with me.
02:30Go on a date with me.
02:31Go on a date with me.
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