00:01Oh god, no, I don't want to click it. I'm not going to click it. Why don't you click it?
00:04If they say no to you, I say we say no to them. If they don't want my baby, they're
00:08stupid.
00:09I got it!
00:17When I became a dad, I made a choice. To support my daughter's dreams.
00:21You don't have enough money.
00:23It says right here we have $401,000.
00:26Jackpot!
00:27You missed it!
00:27Uh, that says you have a 401k account.
00:30Alex thinks we can afford tuition and we can't.
00:33We gotta lie. That's what parents do.
00:35Because otherwise the kids are going to realize that we don't know what we're doing.
00:38Welcome. I have a way for you guys to make four years tuition in one month.
00:44Underground casino.
00:45The math seems to check out.
00:47Do this math. You're 40 years old and you go to jail for 20 years. How old are you when
00:51you get out?
00:5290.
00:53No.
00:53100.
00:53Honey.
00:54If I have some scratch paper, I can figure it out.
00:56You want to make money like Vegas? You gotta look like Vegas.
01:01We've got a nail salon. Massages. You're never going to believe what's in this next room.
01:05Is it a strip club?
01:08What's up with that kid?
01:09That kid's 11. He's a fantastic DJ.
01:12Drop that beat!
01:14Amazing.
01:15All right! Mom, I'm alive!
01:16Amazing. So damn amazing.
01:18Your mother and I will be working late every night.
01:21I just can't help but feel like you're lying.
01:22We love you so much. We're so proud of you.
01:25But you need to shut up.
01:26What did you just say?
01:27It's so hard being a parent.
01:29There's something fishy going on with those three.
01:32We're going to bet on our friends fighting?
01:34We're a casino. We ever heard of fight night?
01:36Martha and Laura are pretty good in there.
01:39They both take the same MMA class at the Y.
01:43She doored her!
01:44I don't know why I love this so much!
01:47Are those women's sunglasses?
01:49No. They're Italian.
01:52I feel like a badass bitch.
01:54I'm not going to tell my daughter she can't go to college, so we resorted to a life of crime.
01:59Guys, we've got a problem.
02:01We've got to send a message like De Niro and Casino.
02:04You think you can cheat us?
02:05What are you guys going to do about it anyway?
02:07Oh, I'm so scared.
02:09I'm going to do this.
02:10No, I'm going to do this.
02:11Hey, hey, hey.
02:12Don't play him, Brown.
02:13Let's come on.
02:14Oh!
02:18Tell your friends if they mess with us, this is what they're going to get.
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