00:02I don't know what kind of beer your mom was drinking when she was pregnant with you,
00:05but you Doyle sisters look more beautiful every time I see you.
00:08Okay, I'll try it with Sam Adams.
00:12The guy that owns this place is your age?
00:14It's not Google, it's a barber shop.
00:16What?
00:17Boom!
00:17You want me to fire someone, I'll fire someone.
00:19But it's not personal, it's just business.
00:22I'm going to pitch in the major leagues.
00:24No, you're not.
00:25You know why you're not?
00:25Because you're a barber, just like your father.
00:27I get your chair.
00:28Not going to happen, Whoopi.
00:31Fuzzy, let me ask you something.
00:33When you and that meter maid are making love,
00:36which one of you does the driving, and which one of you does the parking?
00:40Honey, we're together 42 years.
00:43Car's up on blocks.
00:44So that leaves Charmaine Eskiewicz?
00:46Yeah, like I'm firing the black Jew at my company.
00:49That way I can get sued and beat up.
00:50Not going to happen.
00:52Sometimes Ben is not that thoughtful.
00:55I said it.
00:56You'd feel a lot better if you just said asshole.
00:59How come you and Danny don't go out with each other?
01:02We slept together on prom night.
01:03Romantic?
01:04His prom date didn't think so.
01:06Right.
01:09Maybe this is the moment we break it open.
01:16Maybe...
01:16Let me give you a little trim.
01:18Oh, all right.
01:18And then maybe a haircut?
01:19That's so funny.
01:21You know who said that joke?
01:22Every single guy I've ever given a haircut to.
01:25Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
01:28Grazie a tutti.
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