00:00This is so, so much to bear.
00:04Lift me up.
00:05Yes, lift her up.
00:07No, I mean actually lift me up because I don't mind.
00:08Okay, yeah.
00:09Let's go!
00:12We are in the middle of a tied election.
00:16One person at a time give me a really stupid explanation.
00:19We need more votes for you, ma'am.
00:21You think?
00:21You have to do the one thing O'Brien can't do.
00:24Drive sober.
00:25I'm going to take a shit without getting a hernia.
00:28It is imperative that you look presidential right now.
00:31You've brought honor to America with your kayaking.
00:35So congratulations on your gold medal.
00:37It's bronze.
00:39Oh, oh, bronze medal.
00:44What's this?
00:44You know Jonah.
00:45You two used to date but you never got over him?
00:47I went to the White House on a three-week placement.
00:49I'm like herpes.
00:50I'm a MRSA infection.
00:51You don't get rid of Jonah Ryan.
00:55I really did have a great time.
00:57Yeah, I do too.
00:58I'm just saying I'm not that kind of a president.
01:00Got it.
01:01Yeah.
01:02Do you know where my shoes are?
01:03I think we started in there.
01:05Yes, they're here.
01:06Oh, yeah!
01:07Oh, yeah!
01:11Man, the Chinese hackers have breached White House employee files.
01:14Maybe they can find out what some of these people are doing.
01:16Oh, tell me about it.
01:18Why has the economy been such a disaster?
01:21They're already calling it Black Wednesday.
01:23Jesus, it's only Wednesday?
01:25We don't put a plan into action tomorrow morning.
01:28And by Monday, it will be Greece.
01:30The country, not the musical.
01:34You have to decide which banks to bail out.
01:37This is impossible.
01:37What would you guys do if you had to choose between your cock and your balls?
01:41I could lose them both.
01:42I mean, at this stage, they're purely decorative.
01:44Music
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