00:01Everyone's coming to my funeral. The press is coming. Eligible men are coming. All the more reason to make this
00:07the party of the century.
00:11Thank you for coming. Very cute.
00:23Mr. Hal Carnegie. I'm Lillian. Rhymes with billion, as in the amount of dollars you have. Thanks for coming on
00:30such short notice.
00:31Speaking of short notice, look what we have here. I see it's true what they say about your wit and
00:38sharp tongue.
00:39I'm just trying to lighten the mood. Sorry to be so crass.
00:42Oh, that's all right. I literally have no behavioral standards at all.
00:47Well, then you won't mind if we do a little heavy flirting here at your husband's funeral.
00:51Not at all. Oh, and just so you know, I do have eight children, but they've all been ripped from
00:54my stomach, so tight as a Jew's wallet down there.
00:57Mmm. I wouldn't mind making a deposit.
01:00Madam, you rang the life of death bill.
01:03Oh. Oh, I thought I rang the more custard bill. You wouldn't happen to have more custard, would you, Peepers?
01:08A good butler always has extra custard, madam.
01:09Oh.
01:11Mmm.
01:15Mmm.
01:17Oh, well, I have to do this little eulogy thing, but, uh, let's, uh, pick up later.
01:23Yes. Good luck.
01:25Come on.
01:25Go cinch.
01:27Bye bye.
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