00:00Why am I even trying to be a nurse?
00:02I'm going to be delivering pizzas and cleaning carpets for the rest of my life.
00:05No!
00:09You're very attractive for a carpet clean lady.
00:12Although you maybe could do something with your hair.
00:15You know...
00:16No, that's not it. It's your face.
00:18Yeah.
00:20Can you be a doll and get me a little snack?
00:23You know I was just hired to do carpets, right?
00:25You're fired.
00:26I bet you haven't worked a single day in your entire self-absorbed life.
00:30No! My equipment!
00:32He is the devil.
00:33I owe the cleaning company 3,000 bucks and they fired me.
00:36Rich people, they get away with everything.
00:38I'll be an entire life!
00:43I don't know what day it is. I don't even know my own name.
00:46Amnesia.
00:47In our little town.
00:48That's him.
00:49I have an idea that is poetic and it's justice.
00:53I'm here to pick up my husband.
00:55You ruined my wife?
00:56For better or worse, baby.
01:00I'm poor?
01:01Yep.
01:02Family!
01:03How come they don't look like me?
01:04We had to use a sperm donor.
01:07I'm sterile.
01:08What do I do for a living?
01:10I'm pretty sure I've never worked construction.
01:12I might be more suited for light office work.
01:15I'll go easier.
01:23Hey honey, how was your first day?
01:26Let me see.
01:27What?
01:28Ain't it anymore?
01:29Why does he only do your chores?
01:32He's not babysitting.
01:33Because you think he's a pervert?
01:34Of course not.
01:35That's a pervert.
01:36Nothing.
01:37Then can I have one?
01:38I'm going to try a little harder.
01:40Maybe I'll surprise myself.
01:41Hey!
01:42You learned how to ride without training wheels!
01:44Dad taught me!
01:46He has paid his debt.
01:47I have tortured him long enough.
01:49You're telling a dish digger he's a billionaire.
01:51I'm pretty sure he's going to be okay with it.
01:53I like having a dad around.
01:55We want to keep him.
01:56You guys are good together.
02:05I love having a fake husband.
02:07Maybe next time I ask you to commit a crime, you won't fight me on it.
02:12Can I get you to haul the dirt on the other side of the house?
02:16Sorry, I will talk to Bobby.
02:18See, Bobby, I love doing that.
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