00:01When I was 26, I had a great job.
00:04Then I got married, moved to the suburbs, had a beautiful daughter, and gave up my career.
00:09And then for the past, what, 15 years, nothing?
00:13I'm ready to throw myself back into work 24-7. I'm ready to pick up where I left off.
00:17I'm sure.
00:20You are way too young for me.
00:22Whoa, 26, dude. I mean, we gotta be the same age, give or take.
00:27What do they put in the drinks in that place, and how do we get it into the water supply?
00:31Would you stop feeling sorry for yourself and listen to me?
00:33What, no one wants to hire a 40-year-old has-been? Tell me 26.
00:39I'm gonna need some highlights.
00:47You've been out of school for 20 years, you know?
00:55Do I really want to trade my dignity, wisdom, and self-respect for another chance at my 20s?
01:00Hey, scaredy cat.
01:03Where you going?
01:05Yes.
01:06Yes, you do.
01:11Oh, my God.
01:12What?
01:12Don't you wax?
01:14Oh, it looks like my mother's.
01:16Wow.
01:16Oh, it looks like my mother's.
01:18Oh, it looks like my mother's.
01:20Oh, it looks like my mother's.
01:20Oh, it looks like my mother's.
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