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Easenders 11/03/2026 Episode 11th March 2026 Wednesday
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00:27Muaah!
00:29I'll tell you what, babe, I ain't slipped my leg in ages.
00:33No bread.
00:35Do you fancy porridge eggs or scrambled?
00:39Oh, you know what? I can't get over this feeling.
00:42You know, Mark, he ain't...
00:43Well, he ain't gonna come for us now, is he?
00:46Well, he had his chance and he blew it.
00:47You know, because I protect us all.
00:51You know, like a man should.
00:54Ravi, do you remember me taking your top off last night?
00:59What have you done?
01:03That tracking up is on point.
01:05Look, see?
01:07Oh, my gosh.
01:08What happened?
01:09A couple of blokes jumped him.
01:11They thought he was someone else.
01:12Well, and you report it to the feds and...
01:14Yeah, well, no.
01:16Dad, the face is covered, didn't they?
01:18What, and you expect us to believe that?
01:20Yeah, because it's the truth.
01:21All right, now, get ready to go to school.
01:24You OK, Dad?
01:26Yeah, of course I am.
01:28I said school, now.
01:34Right, babe, I will catch you later.
01:38Ravi, you won't go into the gym.
01:41It's leg day.
01:44See you later.
01:53Oh, I'm loving the new get-up.
01:56Yeah, well, I've got to look the part now that I'm running the show.
01:59Has your Dad's money come through yet?
02:00Uh, any time now.
02:01All right.
02:02Listen, you really deserve this, especially after the year you've had.
02:06Which is why...
02:09Oh, Peter, I love it.
02:12Pleasure.
02:12Oi, look.
02:13Look what Peter got me.
02:14Yeah, great.
02:15I need to borrow your kids today.
02:17What, borrow our kids?
02:18What for, you weirdo?
02:19My new job, Bob's.
02:20Uh, lunchtime.
02:21Make sure they're, you know, presentable.
02:24Present?
02:25What's he trying to say?
02:25Uh, what's this, then?
02:27Is this unpaid bills?
02:28No, it's my new business ideas, and I'm going to get straight on them.
02:32You know, you've got all of us backing you, and now your Dad, too.
02:35You're going to absolutely smash it.
02:38Go for it.
02:40Enjoy it.
02:41All right, I've got one, my wife, you hottie.
02:43Woo!
02:43Woo!
02:45And then, after Spanish, I've got geography and drama.
02:49So you're feeling more up to it today, then?
02:51It helps those are my favourite lessons.
02:55Listen, should we make those cupcakes tonight?
02:57We didn't get to do it last week, did we, because of Nigel and all that?
03:00Yeah?
03:03I'll pick up the ingredients on the way home.
03:06Have a good day, all right?
03:16All right?
03:17Yes, yes, yes!
03:19I need a word.
03:20Oh, come in, my bonyer.
03:22We'll have to wait.
03:23I'm on my wait list station.
03:24You have to pull Ravi out.
03:25Now.
03:26What?
03:26What are you talking about?
03:27I know everything.
03:28Sorry, I hope I'm lost.
03:29Don't treat me like I'm stupid!
03:31He's been working for you, informing.
03:33Has been for months.
03:34Heh.
03:35Listen, whatever you think you've heard...
03:37Are you even listening?
03:39The secret is out.
03:41And I ain't the only one who knows.
03:43So unless you want your whole operation to go south,
03:46I suggest you start listening to what I've got to say.
03:50So.
03:56Okay?
03:57Yeah, it's just every time that door goes.
04:00Look, I told you, you should have stayed at home.
04:01I can't just hide myself away, can I?
04:04Aren't you guys going to wonder why I'm not at work?
04:06My little brother.
04:08Voss!
04:12Look, you crack on.
04:13You can't just stand around here all day.
04:15I like going nowhere until I know that you're safe.
04:17Kevin Costner, eat your heart out, eh?
04:19Tell you what.
04:20You bring the silk scarf,
04:22and I'll bring the samurai silk.
04:28I'll have a full English.
04:29On the house.
04:31What?
04:32It's the least you can do after last night, isn't it?
04:34I think you've real.
04:35You need to murder someone.
04:38You've put Target on my back and all.
04:39You did that when you stopped me doing my job.
04:42Do you have any idea how that made me look?
04:43You want to give your head a wobble?
04:45Because she has saved you from prison.
04:46Or something worse.
04:48Ain't you got toilets going on block or something?
04:49Why, you don't speak to him like that!
04:51She was up half the night terrified that someone's coming for her.
04:58Well, like I said,
04:59if you didn't show up,
05:01Ravi would have been dealt with,
05:02and all of this would have gone away, wouldn't it?
05:04Are you really that stupid?
05:07Killing the geyser.
05:09Tell me to start your problems.
05:11So you need to find another way out of this.
05:14Fast.
05:15Fine, I will.
05:17Because I swear to God,
05:19if anything happens to her,
05:22I will come for you.
05:29What part of undercover don't you understand?
05:32I might as well have taken a four-page ad out in the Gazette.
05:35Yeah, and that's why you need to pull him out now,
05:36so there's no rat for Mark to find.
05:39Did he tell you what the deal was?
05:41It was either this or he's inside, yeah?
05:43Only reason he's out is he's getting us intel on his associates.
05:46I mean, he has done.
05:47You picked up half their crew, didn't you?
05:49I mean, he wouldn't have got that unless Ravi risked his life getting you what you wanted.
05:54I mean, surely that is enough to let him go.
05:58All right, fine.
06:00But I offered him an out last week.
06:02What?
06:03Yeah, when he lost it in the pharmacy, I knew he weren't right.
06:06But he was having none of it.
06:07Look, it's just because he's not thinking straight, okay?
06:10All this stuff, it's messed with his head.
06:12It's not well.
06:17Where's Evania Nugget?
06:19School.
06:19Why?
06:20Well, we're going to have to get you all into witness protection, aren't we?
06:22What?
06:23No.
06:24Look, if the firm finds out, I can't guarantee your safety.
06:27It won't.
06:29Okay, I'll make sure Mark keeps his mouth shut.
06:31Just, just...
06:31Please.
06:33Please let Ravi go.
06:35I've got to speak to my governor.
06:39But you better pray Mark hasn't said anything.
06:42Because if he has, I won't be able to protect you.
06:55What's all this?
06:56Dunno.
06:57What's it look like?
06:59A middle-aged man's perfect Christmas.
07:03Just a bit of fun, Lauren, that's all.
07:05Customers going to love it, ain't they?
07:06When they walk through that door, third time lang, here we go.
07:09It's meant to be a door to the office, not a portal to the 1980s.
07:12Right, chuck me that bonsai, Lauren.
07:16Bonsai.
07:16Bonsai tree.
07:17Bonsai.
07:23What are you doing here?
07:26It's my HQ, innit?
07:30For what?
07:30You haven't got a job?
07:31What's I got a job?
07:32What are you talking about?
07:33I work here now, don't I?
07:34Since when?
07:36You had a bang on the head or something.
07:38I bought the business, Lauren.
07:40I'm the boss now.
07:42The boss man.
07:43The big boss.
07:45What's going on here, Lauren?
07:47What's...
07:48Lauren?
07:54You spoken to Mark today?
07:56Don't sneak up on me like that.
07:58My nerves are shot as it is.
07:59Or have you?
08:02He ain't gonna touch Ravi.
08:04You sure about that?
08:05I mean, I know what he said yesterday, but at the end of the day, blood's thicker than water.
08:09He's gonna protect you at any cost.
08:10Well, not if it means your fella's death on my conscience.
08:12I would never forgive him.
08:15Look, Mark's got another plan up his sleeve.
08:18The less you and me know, the better.
08:20I promise ya, Ravi is safe.
08:24Jack knows.
08:27Please tell me you are joking.
08:31So now he's after Mark?
08:33Listen, he ain't gonna do anything, as long as your brother keeps Ravi out of it.
08:40I'm sorry.
08:57I'm sorry.
09:02I'm sorry.
09:03I'm sorry.
09:03Fancy making me a cuppa washer there?
09:05I thought you were at the hospital.
09:07Phil took me to the early bird session.
09:09How are you feeling?
09:11Like you could knock me down with a feather?
09:13Mum was the same.
09:15I used to make her beans on toast to help get her strength back.
09:18Do you want some?
09:19No, never mind me.
09:20What are you doing here?
09:22Yeah, that's what I want to know.
09:24You know, I thought I told you it was back to school today, eh?
09:28Bit of a tummy ache.
09:29Nothing serious.
09:32What are you doing?
09:33Well, Callum's got a letter to teach, you know, hasn't it?
09:37Listen, I've, um, I've got a really good idea.
09:40Why don't you and me have a little girly spa day here?
09:42Yeah?
09:43Old grumpy girl so you can go and see Nigel.
09:46I'll do it some other day.
09:47I've got to take care of you two, haven't I?
09:50Come on.
09:59Why don't you leave me to it?
10:01Sure you've got better things to do than hang around a car lot?
10:03I'll be daft.
10:04My hand's on managing me.
10:07This place practically runs itself.
10:09Is it you're just going to be waiting around?
10:10You shouldn't really be doing that at your age.
10:12It's all about my age.
10:13I'm 56, Lauren.
10:15Not exactly ready for the knackers yard yet.
10:21You're not regretting this, are you?
10:23No, of course not.
10:24Well, because I thought you'd be buzzing.
10:26Jay sold to me, not to some property developer.
10:28Yeah, I am.
10:30It's great.
10:31Just thought maybe you would be supporting me with my own business,
10:34not trying to steal it from underneath me.
10:37Oh, is that what you think is going on?
10:38Yeah, exactly what I think you're doing, Dad.
10:40Because you didn't mention that you were going to be working here,
10:42let alone being the boss man, the manager.
10:44Well, I've got to work, Lauren, all right?
10:46You didn't think I was going to put all that money in,
10:47not get some return for it.
10:49Oh, of course not.
10:50But I just thought I'd pay you back bit by bit.
10:53We didn't get a chance, did we?
10:54Go through all the details.
10:57You know, you asked me to help you out, Lauren.
10:59Yes, I know.
11:00And I'm very grateful.
11:01Right, so what's the problem?
11:03You've got a job and you've got a chance to learn from me,
11:05so it's win-win.
11:09All right.
11:11Lauren, come on, please, all right?
11:13It's...
11:14You and me.
11:15It's the dream team.
11:17All right, yeah.
11:19Yeah, well, you know what?
11:21While you're here, I've got some really great ideas
11:23and I want to run and pass you.
11:25Ah, no, no, no.
11:26Can we do it later, yeah?
11:26I've got some phone calls to make.
11:28I want to reintroduce myself to the suppliers.
11:33Yeah, of course, I need to, er...
11:36I need to prep the motors, anyway.
11:40Lauren.
11:45Give me a vanilla latte.
11:52More messy, more like we're at home.
11:54Yeah?
11:54Ah, yeah.
11:55Yeah, OK, that's the vision.
11:57Now, Brian, I want you to crouch down with the kids
11:59and, er, look like you're having fun,
12:01but not too much fun.
12:02Uh, do Peter and Lauren know
12:03that you're using the kids as props?
12:05Over the moon.
12:05They're probably off playing hide the sausage.
12:07Do you mind?
12:08All right, here we go now, Brian.
12:09Come on, give me something.
12:10Give me something to work with.
12:11Yeah, that's it.
12:13Smile, Brian.
12:13Give me a smile.
12:14Ah, I'm smiling.
12:15Turn like you're a family man.
12:17I am a family man.
12:18Yeah, OK, more smile.
12:19Give it to me, baby.
12:20Go on, more smile.
12:21OK, no, no, no, no, no, my bad.
12:22Less smile, too much.
12:23OK, yeah.
12:24Now, give me something urban.
12:24Give me something street.
12:25I want something grungy.
12:27Yeah, that's it, Louie.
12:28Yes.
12:28Do that.
12:29Do what Louie's doing.
12:30Now, Louie, poster.
12:31Give me the poster.
12:31Yeah.
12:32Yeah, baby.
12:33Yes.
12:34That's it.
12:35Yeah, see?
12:36See?
12:37I told you I'd bring magic.
12:38Oh, OK.
12:39Not bad for an amateur.
12:42Is that your campaign slogan?
12:44Oh, there she is herself.
12:45A child basher.
12:47Yes.
12:47OK, that's it, guys.
12:48We've got to take five.
12:49That's a wrap.
12:50Over and out.
12:51Ow.
12:54You're quite a PR machine, aren't you?
12:56I bet you're my client.
12:57I don't appreciate these talents.
12:58Well, you fancy using your skills elsewhere?
13:00You run my campaign and all.
13:03Sabotage Ian from within.
13:05What, like a double agent?
13:06I'll make it worth your while.
13:08Oi, amateur.
13:10Double espresso for the boss.
13:11Oh.
13:14Double O Brennan, I need your service.
13:18I can't.
13:23Do you know what?
13:23Just take my card, then.
13:24Yeah.
13:25The number's on there.
13:26I'm here all day as well, so keep in touch.
13:30Bad luck, Lauren.
13:32Can't win them all.
13:33No, actually, he's just going home and checking with his wife.
13:36Oh, yeah?
13:37What, is she the boss of him, or...?
13:38No, he's just not a dinosaur like you.
13:41Some good ideas in there.
13:42We'll have a little chat about that later, yeah?
13:45What is that?
13:49You're changing the name?
13:50Yeah.
13:51It's good for business, isn't it?
13:52You know?
13:53New ownership and all that.
13:56Maximum Motors.
13:57Yeah.
13:57It's the same as the old one, just with your name in it.
13:59Your face all over it as well.
14:01Well, what ideas you got?
14:02What?
14:03I was thinking Bill and Brennan.
14:04Bill and Brennan?
14:05Well, we're a law firm.
14:07The Bill name ain't exactly on brand, is it?
14:10Anyway, I've been thinking, Lauren, it's probably best I'll take over the operational side of things.
14:14Such as?
14:15Well, staffing, for a start.
14:16It's only me and you, and we've got Priya joining us.
14:18It's already messed us about with the induction, so that doesn't fold well, does it?
14:22And stockholders, I'm going to take care of that as well.
14:25Right, okay, go on then, what's wrong with this?
14:27Talk to me, be serious.
14:28Who's going to buy us something like this around here?
14:30Just because you've lost your touch doesn't mean the rest of us have.
14:33Right, in which case, you won't have any problem getting rid of that, will you?
14:35No, no problem at all.
14:36No, bye tomorrow.
14:39Yeah, all right.
14:41Don't know this about me, Dad, but I love a challenge.
14:44Yeah, great.
14:45Clock's ticking, Lauren.
14:47Tick-tock.
14:4924 hours, Lauren.
14:54Well, that's amazing.
14:56Yeah.
14:59Yeah, I'll tell him now.
15:03What are you going to tell me?
15:06Jack says you're out.
15:08It's over.
15:10Right?
15:11You're done.
15:15That meant to be funny.
15:17No.
15:20No, babe, I'm serious.
15:22He said you'd help with all those arrests, okay, build a case against the higher-up.
15:27You've held up your half of the bargain, and now they're going to hold up theirs.
15:31And they're really letting you go, yeah?
15:33Oh, look.
15:34Hey, look at me.
15:36You're out.
15:38It's over.
15:41You're free.
15:45You're free.
15:45Oh, look at me.
15:58Okay.
16:01Look, now you can just...
16:03You can focus on getting your head straight, yeah?
16:11Is that why they're letting me go?
16:21All that about helping their investigation.
16:24Oh, Ravi do this, Ravi do that.
16:26Oh, well done, Ravi.
16:27You've done this, Ravi.
16:28Well done, Ravi.
16:28And what?
16:29They're going to drop me on what?
16:33Mental health grounds.
16:34Me?
16:35Baby, it has really messed you up.
16:37You said so yourself.
16:41Look, you're out.
16:43What does it matter?
16:45Well, it matters because you've made Jack think I'm a local nook job.
16:47That's why it matters.
16:48Look, I was just trying to help.
16:50Help!
16:51I don't need help, okay?
16:54This is my life!
16:55I'm in control of what I do.
16:57Me.
16:58You are in control of anything!
17:00You're a mess!
17:01I don't even know who you are anymore!
17:03You don't know who I am anymore!
17:04I'm an informant, babe!
17:06I'm an informant!
17:09I am a rat.
17:12That's all I am now.
17:19Mark!
17:21Ain't you got nothing better to do?
17:22What, do you look after your sister?
17:24No, I'm sorry, mate.
17:27So, have you come up with anything yet?
17:31No.
17:32I've been on it all day as well.
17:34Look, I'm sure you'll figure it out.
17:40No.
17:42They've just been on the phone.
17:44They've given me 24 hours to find the grass and deal with them.
17:47And if you don't...
17:51Vicky.
17:56It's going to be fine.
17:57All right?
17:58How can you say that?
17:59Because I'm going to finish what I started, Ross.
18:01You can't do that, Mark.
18:03But what would you do?
18:07To say, Vicky, what would you do, Ross?
18:12Exactly.
18:14If it's between Ravi and Vicky,
18:18he's all out of luck.
18:35I hate me as much as you want,
18:37but I ain't going to apologise for getting involved.
18:44Look.
18:46I know that you're going through some stuff,
18:49but what happened last night?
18:51That ain't normal.
18:53That ain't you.
18:54Will you just drop it, Priya?
18:56Please.
18:57Why are you shutting me out when I'm just trying to help?
18:59I told you.
19:00I look after myself.
19:02Well, clearly you don't, do you?
19:06Look, this ain't you.
19:09This ain't the Ravi I fell in love with.
19:11What happened to the bloke who could do anything to protect his family?
19:13Where'd he go?
19:15What did you think giving yourself up was going to do?
19:18How's that protecting us?
19:19I just, uh...
19:21Things just got on top of me.
19:23Okay?
19:34And what about the scars?
19:38I...
19:38I didn't want to push you earlier,
19:40but we can't just brush this under the rug.
19:46How long have you been?
19:49How long, Ravi?
19:53A few months.
19:54Why?
19:55I just don't get it.
19:58What are you doing trying to prove a point?
20:00You can't be acting like this.
20:03Ravi, you've got responsibilities.
20:06It's just, um...
20:09Sometimes my mind, it...
20:12I can't control it in there.
20:19Look, you're going to have to learn how to.
20:23Okay?
20:24We need you.
20:27You've got to want this for yourself.
20:31I can't do this on my own.
20:33Yeah, I'm out of my depth.
20:37That's why...
20:39That's why I think that you need proper help.
20:44No.
20:46No, no, no, no, no.
20:47No, no, I ain't seen the shrink.
20:48There's nothing to be ashamed about, okay?
20:51You're in the minority if you haven't had therapy these days.
20:52No, no, forget it.
20:53I don't need it.
20:54I don't want it, okay?
20:55All right, Priya?
20:56I'm not seeing the shrink.
20:57I'm not seeing the shrink.
20:58Oh, you think this is what I want?
20:59Do you?
21:01Really?
21:01Look at you!
21:02You're the father of my kids!
21:04You're supposed to be strong!
21:06Be a man!
21:08Not hurting yourself, and it all gets a bit much!
21:41How long have I been out?
21:43Oh, a couple of hours.
21:45A couple of hours?
21:47Phil!
21:48Look at my feet!
21:50Like bleeding prunes!
21:52That's put me off my dinner!
21:55Well, thank you.
21:57You two.
21:58I'm gonna go up.
22:04Lex?
22:07Weren't feeling well.
22:09Don't think I'm going tomorrow, either.
22:11All right, well, we have to go to the doctor's tomorrow, then.
22:13Why?
22:14So they can write a letter saying that you're sick.
22:18Look.
22:20Listen.
22:22I know that you're struggling at the moment.
22:24I do.
22:26But these are important years.
22:28You can't just skip school whenever you want.
22:35I'll, er...
22:36I'll tell you to the doctor's.
22:37Tomorrow morning.
22:46That's great, thanks.
22:49What?
22:51Sookie says you can stay at hers again tonight.
22:54No, Mum, what's going on with Dad?
22:57I told you, we just went a quiet night in with Phil.
22:59Stop lying, Mum.
23:01Look, he's held up the pharmacy.
23:02We had to help you track him down last night, and now what?
23:04Today he's all meshed up.
23:07What's his dad behaviour like that?
23:09No, Mum, if you won't tell us, then we'll just go ask him ourselves.
23:13Mum.
23:16Look, er...
23:17He's, er...
23:17He had some beef with the people he used to work for.
23:20Beef?
23:21They literally beat him to a pulp?
23:23Yeah, and he's paid his dues.
23:24What does that mean?
23:25That means that he's out of all that stuff now.
23:28That's a good thing, right?
23:30Er...
23:30Look, he's not himself right now, okay?
23:32He's struggling.
23:34Struggling how?
23:35Like...
23:36And mental health.
23:37Right, then we should go see him then, yeah?
23:38No, no, no.
23:39Look, it sounds worse than it is, okay?
23:42Okay?
23:42He don't want you to know.
23:43He's still got his pride.
23:45So what?
23:45We just pretend like everything's fine?
23:47When it clearly ain't?
23:48Mum, he needs help.
23:49Like, proper help.
23:51Otherwise, this will just keep getting worse.
23:52Yeah, yeah, I know.
23:53Okay?
23:54That's why I've sorted it already.
23:56Please don't worry.
23:58Yeah?
23:58He'll be back to his old self in no time.
24:03Okay.
24:05Okay.
24:07Well, where she is, look.
24:08One minute of the hour.
24:09It's all right.
24:10Leave me to lock up, or you just take the weight off.
24:13It's all right.
24:14You know what you're doing.
24:15I should hope so.
24:16Since I'm the one that's kept it going for months, single-handedly.
24:19Yeah, I know.
24:20I've just been singing your praises.
24:23He has, as a matter of fact.
24:25Um, do you want another one?
24:27Uh, yeah, go on.
24:28Do you want another one, Jo?
24:28No, I'll get back for the kids.
24:30All right.
24:32Whoa.
24:33Right.
24:34It's not annoying you, is it?
24:35I'm not over there.
24:37I was at first.
24:38Then I realised it won't be long till you get bored.
24:41Then you just breeze out of Walford again.
24:43Nah, well, not anymore.
24:46I'm here to stay, innit?
24:49So much for me proving myself, then.
24:51Why is that such a big guilt here?
24:52Because everyone's written me off my whole life, Dad.
24:57Yeah, selling second-hand cars, yeah, it's not...
24:59It's not glamorous.
25:01It's not exactly my dream job, but...
25:05I like it.
25:06I'm good at it.
25:07Yeah, I know.
25:07I know who you are.
25:09But then you just swan in, Dad.
25:10Mr Bossman.
25:12You're treating me like your assistant.
25:17I'm sorry, all right?
25:18I meant what I said.
25:19We're a team, yeah.
25:21I'm not going to do anything over there that you're not happy with, all right?
25:27But I am still the owner, Lauren, so the sooner you get your head round out, the better.
25:46I'm sorry.
25:52I shouldn't have said what I said, okay?
25:55Look, I'm trying to get my head around all of this and you're giving me nothing.
26:03That's because I am nothing.
26:07Why are you saying that?
26:08I shouldn't be here.
26:11I don't belong in this family.
26:13Well, of course you do.
26:15What do I offer?
26:18Hmm?
26:20What do I provide?
26:23For anyone?
26:28I have no purpose.
26:30Yes, you do.
26:31You do.
26:33Okay?
26:34You look out for Nugget and Avani.
26:37You look out for me.
26:41So now, I'm going to look out for you, okay?
26:46That's why...
26:48That's why you have to go and see your doctor, babe.
26:50They can't help me.
26:51Yes.
26:51I can't.
26:52Yes, they can, okay?
26:55We're going to make you an appointment, an urgent one for tomorrow.
26:58I don't want to go.
26:59It ain't just about what you want.
27:02Okay?
27:03Me and the kids, we need you to do this.
27:09We're your family.
27:12We're going to get you through this.
27:15I promise.
27:18We love you.
27:23We love you.
27:23Oh, we love you.
27:26Oh.
27:28Oh.
27:32Oh.
27:33Oh.
27:34Oh.
27:36Oh.
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27:48Oh.
27:50Oh.
27:52Oh.
27:57Oh.
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