00:00Hello, my name is Lemony Snicket, here with a brief presentation that likely will not interest you.
00:06These are three children, Violet Claus and Sonny Baudelaire.
00:09They lived in a mansion, as beautiful as it was flammable.
00:13Following the fire, which claimed the lives of their parents, they were sent to live with a wicked man, Count
00:19Olaf.
00:19Hang on to your toothbrushes. You'll need them for your teeth.
00:23Things went very badly from there.
00:25The orphans were sent to guardian after guardian, different branches of the Baudelaire family tree.
00:32Sadly, due to various frequent disasters, the tree was pruned.
00:37Murder, blackmail, arson, betrayal, defenestration, bad judgment, inconvenience, inclement weather, herpetology, despair, misery, and woe.
00:51Collectively known as...
00:55Murder, blackmail, arson, beleaguered, treaties, and inscriptions, and woodlaire.
00:57Murder, blackmail, arson, reversed budget, société,���peak, Simpson, cow Above,atkour, miser, nor 160, sophomore B
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