00:09It's the most wonderful time
00:12Christmas is a magical time
00:14Full of wonder, excitement, and joy
00:16A time for making lasting memories
00:18With family and friends
00:19But do you know the secret behind what makes Christmas so special?
00:23Moms
00:24Moms are working their asses off
00:26Cooking, wrapping, decorating, and shopping
00:33Fuck
00:33Holy shit
00:34I do the shit how I like
00:36I feel like a giant stress ball from, like, November to New Year's
00:40Yeah
00:40And this is our busiest time of the year at work
00:43I waxed 39 pussies today
00:45Who's next?
00:46Oh, my God
00:47Since when did every woman in America need a completely hairless vagina on Christmas?
00:51Yeah
00:52I spent months picking out the perfect present for everyone
00:55You know the only thing I get in return?
00:58Coupons
00:58For free back rubs
01:00That's not okay
01:01Shitty back rubs
01:02Remember when the holidays were actually fun?
01:05Let's take Christmas back
01:11Jackie!
01:12Mom?
01:13Mom?
01:14What the actual fuck?
01:16Hey, Mom
01:16Where's your tree?
01:17I didn't want to waste time Christmas tree chopping
01:19I actually just wanted to enjoy Christmas this year
01:21Amy, you are a mom
01:22Moms don't enjoy, they give joy
01:24That's how being a mom works
01:33Oh, the house looks really nice
01:35Oh, thank you
01:37Your dad is awesome
01:39I thought you hated him
01:40Wait, why would you say that?
01:41I heard you and daddy in the bedroom
01:43You kept screaming at him
01:44Those were just, they were happy screams
01:46And then you punched the wall and yelled the F-R
01:48You were like
01:49Oh, my fucking God
01:51Just like that
01:52Oh, my fucking God
01:54Oh, my fucking God
01:56Shh, shh, shh
01:57Shh, shh, shh
01:58Shh, shh, shh, shh
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